Xuanhuan: I'm really not an expert

Chapter 1123 The God of Jumping Appears

Chapter 1123 The God of Jumping Appears

"The ass is twisting! Mouth beeping, yes, clap your hands, jump left and right!"

At this moment, in Ao Wushuang's Taoist scene, he is giving orders.

And following his words, Lei Di, who is a great emperor of a generation, actually "shamelessly" danced along with him!

However, soon Ao Wushuang couldn't bear it anymore and said:
"Forget it, stop!"

The Great Emperor's hot dance... Really, it's very eye-catching, this Lei Di doesn't have much talent for dancing.

But upon hearing this, Lei Di suddenly stopped.

At this moment, his face was full of shock and anger, he looked at Ao Wushuang, and said:
"No... what's going on?"

"I...why do I involuntarily listen to you?"

"Why?!"

He clenched his fists, and his eyes were filled with anger.

This feeling of involuntary...

Is this a mistake?

It's him parasitic Ao Wushuang, shouldn't Ao Wushuang be his puppet?

But now it's the other way around, all his actions are completely controlled by Ao Wushuang.

What the hell is this...

Could it be that there is a problem with the exercises given by the Water Emperor?
"I am going to kill you!"

He roared angrily, and was about to kill Ao Wushuang.

But, right now.

In Ao Wushuang's Dao Scenery, five statues were suddenly visible in the dark fog, and Lei Di suddenly felt a kind of panic, as if he was just an ant, who had been gathered and stared at, and would be wiped out at any time!

His anger suddenly changed into fear, and he subconsciously knelt down on the ground again!
At this moment, his forehead was covered with sweat.

What's going on, is there such a thing in Ao Wushuang's Dao Scenery?

It's scary... That feeling is even more desperate than facing the darkness.

As for Ao Wushuang, he was scared when he saw Lei Di furious, but he was relieved when he saw Lei Di kneel down.

"Don't accept my old Ao..."

He was also a little angry, gritted his teeth and said:

"Look how I clean up you!"

Immediately, he stared at Lei Di and said:

"Why... You don't seem very happy, do you have any opinion on me?"

"Come on, take off your pants, I will make you happy!"

When Lei Di heard this, his face changed drastically. What, what is this going to do?
Is it...

Do not!
However, just as the thought in his mind had just arisen, he had already started to take off his pants in a strange way, and then got down on the ground.

Lei Di panicked, completely panicked, he turned his head vigorously, but saw Ao Wushuang, who found a big iron rod from nowhere.

Nima, what... what does this mean?
He is not himself, but to use that big iron rod? !
Depend on!
"No... Master, I, I am happy, I am very happy! No need, really no need... please let me go!"

These words are trembling and wailing.

Seeing this, Ao Wushuang nodded and showed a knowing smile.

Ever since he was in the gray mist sea, he has used this trick to deal with those forbidden masters, and he has already counted them!
"Okay, if you have any complaints about me and are unhappy, remember to say it in time..."

Ao Wushuang spoke kindly, and put away the big iron rod.

Only then did Lei Di get up in a hurry, pulled up his pants, bowed his head and said:
"Master, don't worry, following you, I couldn't be happier, I will definitely obey you!"

Now, he has fully recognized his position.

Now Ao Wushuang is the master.

He has no chance to kill Ao Wushuang at all, and what's more, Ao Wushuang can make himself involuntary with just one word!

What's the fun in this?

I can only... Hold on!

Ao Wushuang said:

"Xiao Lei, tell me, besides Kaiyuanzhou, where is it better to go?"

There is a small mountain village in Kaiyuanzhou, so he must not be able to stay anymore, he has to run, run quickly.

And he is actually... quite unfamiliar with the taboo world.

Therefore, it is okay to ask Lei Di for his opinion.

But Lei Di was stunned when he heard this.

Ao Wushuang wants to leave Kaiyuanzhou...

He didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly said tentatively:
"Master...how about going to Youzhou?"

"Youzhou is a great place, there are beautiful mountains and rivers, there are one thousand and nine rivers, and there are so many beautiful women, it must be suitable for you!"

He was a little instigated!

Hearing this, Ao Wushuang hesitated and said:
"Water Emperor... It seems that he was with you before?"

"Go over there, she won't catch me as a son of destiny, will she?"

He was quite worried.

Lei Di said:
"Master, why are you afraid? If she catches you, she will earn blood. Don't you like to watch people dance? Water Emperor is a beautiful boa constrictor. When the time comes, let her give it to you." Jump!"

He strongly encourages!

Because, in Lei Di's view, the reason why he has fallen to this point is because of Water Emperor.

If she hadn't sent someone to mess with her original Daoshan...

So, he hates!

I can't wait for Water Emperor to experience this involuntary pain.

Ao Wushuang is still hesitant, it doesn't matter whether he dances or not, the main reason is that he feels that Youzhou is not far from Kaiyuanzhou, so it's not safe...

But, at this moment, suddenly in Ao Wushuang's Taoist scene, an old voice sounded:

"Hmm... Xiaoniao is right, the water emperor dances beautifully, and the water snake waist is unique among all the great emperors..."

Hearing this voice, both Lei Di and Ao Wushuang were startled.

They turned their heads in unison and looked towards the source of the sound.

Suddenly, an old man slowly crawled out of Lei Di's flower of the Dao of Thunder.

The old man was like a witch, his figure was illusory, but a spirit body, but he could still see some ancient bones hanging around his neck, a dancing knife around his waist, and a gong and drum on his back !
The attire is strange.

But Lei Di was shocked when he saw this, and said in a broken voice:

"Jump God?!"

"You... why are you also in my Thunder Flower?"

He stepped back subconsciously, and his face was filled with horror!

……

now.

Dugu Yuqing and his group were on their way quickly.

Not long after, they had already appeared in Bianlei City.

The taboo world is really too big, and it will take several days to travel through the entire Kaiyuan Continent with the flying speed of the flying wind.

Therefore, a teleportation array is still needed.

And in the small courtyard, without the little tortoise, only the big black dog was left... But Dugu Yuqing couldn't believe the big black dog's teleportation array.

Therefore, it is better to come to Bianlei City. There is a ready-made teleportation array here. It only needs to be transferred once or twice on the way, and you can reach Youzhou in a day or two.

Today's Bianlei City has been ruled by the Fan family. When Dugu Yuqing and the others arrived, they were warmly received by the Fan family.

"Meet the ancestors!"

Fan Changshou and Fan Qingyun were both very respectful and said:

"Old Ancestor, the transmission route to Youzhou has been prepared for you!"

Hearing this, Dugu Yuqing was surprised and said:

"You know I'm going to Youzhou?"

Fan Changshou said:

"It is mentioned in the prophecy of Tiao Dashen... re-finding the holy source, the barren sky rises, the battle flag is not extinguished, and the thunder collapses! The last two sentences are 'black firewood burns the sky, the rivers and rivers are exhausted, and the kunpeng spreads its wings and the water court is empty', so the next step , Patriarch, you must go to Youzhou..."

Dugu Yuqing couldn't help thinking when he heard the words.

This great dancer... sure enough, every step is precise.

The imperial courts in the world can only become part of his prophecy, and even the second uncle and the others seem to admire Tiao Dashen for daring to plot darkness.

From before to now, the only possible miscalculation of the dance master is that the master took the lamp away...

While he was thinking, Fan Changshou pointed at the center of the Fan family again, with a big banner saying:

"Look, ancestor, how about our flag?"

Dugu Yuqing took a quick look, and saw that a big flag had been set up, and there were four large characters at the door:

"Desolation!"

This is the battle flag made by their Fan family according to the prophecy of the jumping god.

Dugu Yuqing couldn't help laughing and said:
"very good."

"Let this great flag rule the entire Kaiyuan Continent."

He opened his mouth.

Hearing this, Fan Changshou and the others felt as if they had been beaten to death.

Rule Kaiyuan Continent!

This is a task for the Fan family.

"Don't worry, Patriarch, we will do our best!"

They are fighting spiritedly.

Immediately, Dugu Yuqing and Shui Qingling left, while Fan Paiming and Fan Yaoyao stayed behind.

Today's Fan family is in urgent need of development.

"How about it, Sheng Yuan?"

Fan Changshou and Fan Qingyun looked at Fan Paiming excitedly.

Fan Paiming immediately opened up his path.

I saw that there was actually a pool in it!
That Fangchizi is obviously the source of ancestors belonging to their ancestors.

And in the pool, there is half a big roasted bird.

"Hey, what is this bird? How do I feel, it looks very powerful?"

Fan Qingyun was puzzled.

Fan Changshou rubbed his hands, his eyes sparkled, and said:
"Could it be the Thunderbird in the Thunder Court? The ancestors really know how to eat it!"

And Fan Paiming looked complicated, saying:

"This is actually... Lei Di's mother."

Damn Lei Di...

Hearing this, Fan Changshou and Fan Qingshan were both stunned.

This thing... has such a big background? ?
"What the hell happened... tell me!"

Fan Qingyun was anxious and hurriedly asked questions.

Immediately, Fan Paiming and Fan Yaoyao talked about everything along the way.

"What, Lei Di has become an ingredient..."

Fan Qingyun was in a daze.

But Fan Changshou suddenly said angrily:

"The feasts are already open in the village. As a result, the two of you had a great time eating. Why don't you bring half a cold roasted bird to your father, your grandfather and me?"

"It's so filial to me!"

He gritted his teeth, and then, turning towards the direction of the teleportation array, he said:
"Old Ancestor, wait for me, this time take me with you..."

Seeing this, Fan Qingyun was stunned and said:

"Grandfather, are you too thick-skinned?"

But Fan Changshou said:

"You know what a fart, Lei Di is all ingredients, and Water Emperor must be too. I didn't go with the ancestor, I really made a mistake, I missed the big plan!"

His thigh was almost snapped off, that was a regret, he said bitterly:
"I can only eat Lei Di fucking."

Immediately he turned his head, only to see that Fan Qingyun was already gnawing on a bird's leg!

"Fuck me, you are not a filial descendant, you are really a dog, you leave me a leg!"

He is also in a hurry!

Seeing this, Fan Paiming couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Grandfather and father... as expected, they both belong to dogs."

Fan Yaoyao said weakly:

"Brother, it seems that you too..."

Fan Paiming: ...

(End of this chapter)

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