Xuanhuan: I'm really not an expert

Chapter 905

Seeing Li Fan, Xin Ning, Wu Dade and others were quite excited.

"Meet Master!"

"I have seen the master!"

Wu Dade and Gong Ya saluted.

"Don't be too polite."

Li Fan smiled lightly and said, seeing Jiang Xue, he couldn't help being surprised, and said:
"Miss Jiang, long time no see...how are you doing?"

Jiang Xue's eyes were extremely excited, she also stepped forward and said:
"Meet Senior Li...Jiang Xue is fine!"

Li Fan nodded and said:
"Can you settle down now?"

Jiang Xue shook her head.

"Then live in the village. Aunt Wang and the others miss you very much."

Li Fan smiled, quite happy.

At the beginning, Jiang Xue followed Huo Linger, Mu Qianning and the others to find her, but now, she hasn't seen her old friend for a long time...

Huo Linger and the others don't know how they are doing outside.

Jiang Xue was even more grateful when she heard the words:
"Thank you senior!"

At this moment, the three Mozu all looked at Li Fan subconsciously.

Immediately afterwards, the three of them hurriedly lowered their heads and knelt down as if their eyes had been burned by the sun!
"I'm sorry... I was wrong! I shouldn't offend seniors, please forgive me!"

Mozu spoke directly, dripping with cold sweat.

With just one glance, he was already sure... The young man in front of him who couldn't look directly at him must be the "her brother" Xin Ning had mentioned before!
It was too scary. At first glance, they couldn't feel the slightest breath of cultivation from Li Fan.

However, I instinctively dare not look at it, and dare not be disrespectful!

What kind of existence should the other party be?

They don't even dare to think about it!
"I am willing to pluck out my eyeballs, please senior... save my life!"

The Blood Ancestor also spoke in a trembling voice. He felt that he was going to die, and he actually offended such a strong man.

Qi Zu was also panicked, he was at a loss what to do, looked anxiously at the big black dog next to him, and said:
"Brother Dog...I don't want the bones anymore, please help me and give me a way out, can you?"

He is really afraid!

But the big black dog just barked a few times when he heard the words, and ignored him at all!

As for Li Fan, when he saw these three strangers, he suddenly knelt down and behaved so strangely... he was a little puzzled.

He couldn't help looking at Wu Dade and said:
"Dade, this is?"

Wu Dade suddenly grieved and said:
"Master, these three... are all mentally ill, all lunatics."

He pointed at the Demon Ancestor and said:

"He's a scumbag, but he's suffering from hypochondria, always saying that he's a scumbag... he's been crazy for a long time."

The Demon Ancestor was kneeling on the ground, and when he heard this, he immediately became reluctant.

Although the boss is here, he doesn't dare to offend, but you fat man, you can't insult people like this? !

You can say that I'm not good enough, but... you can't say that I'm a scumbag!
This is dignity, this is the bottom line, even if you die, you can't bear the name of a scumbag!

He couldn't help gritting his teeth and argued:
"I'm not a scumbag... I, I study very well!!!"

Wu Dade clicked his tongue and said:

"Master, look, the delusional disorder has occurred again, and the disease has occurred."

Hearing the words, Li Fan was also half-believing, and couldn't help but turned to the Demon Ancestor, and said tentatively:

"What is the sum of the interior angles of a triangle?"

Mozu was stunned when he heard this.

what?
triangle?Inner angle and ?how many degree?
What the hell is this, I understand every single word, why does it look like a heavenly book when combined?

Totally unrecognizable!
He suddenly broke out in cold sweat, this is indeed a question asked by the big brother... It's too profound, I don't know what kind of avenue I have touched, but I can't understand it at all!

This boss, is he testing himself?
Absolutely!
He vaguely felt that this would be a great opportunity for him!

If you can answer the boss's question, maybe you will be favored by the boss and get an unimaginable opportunity.

But... this topic is really too difficult! !

He thought hard, gritted his teeth and said:
"Tao gives birth to one, one gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things... Three is the source of everything. Triangle...is the infinite law of heaven, earth and man. Triangle is the supreme true form of the Dao!"

"The inner one refers to the Taoist scene, the inner corner... is to show the supreme true shape of a triangle in the Taoist scene, so as to walk forward... and how many scenery there are on this road, it is impossible to fathom... "

He had to bite the bullet completely and accommodated everything he had learned in his life!
After all, no matter what, you can't hand in a blank paper in front of the boss.

When Li Fan heard this, he was shocked immediately.

...What the hell is this?
The sum of the interior angles of a triangle is such a simple topic, but this guy can talk so much nonsense?
The key is is it reliable?It doesn't even depend on the side...

He instantly understood, this is... a real scumbag, suffering from hypochondria, very crazy.

Seeing that Mozu was still talking nonsense, he immediately said:
"Stop, stop, needless to say."

Hearing the words, Mo Zu immediately stopped his eloquent words, raised his eyes, eyes full of hope, and said:

"Senior, my answer...may fall into your old man's eyes?"

Li Fan shook his head and said:
"Entering the eyes of the law...I'm afraid it won't work, but you can go to the hospital!"

Hearing this, Demon Ancestor was stunned. What does this giant... mean?
admission?

What courtyard?

Could it be that you are entering the academy? !

In this mountain village, is there a Dao College?

It seems that although my answer did not catch the eyes of the boss, it has some merits. Therefore, this boss thinks that he is a talent to be made, and wants to recruit himself as a student of the academy? !
Doesn't this mean that since then, he hugged his thigh and was about to soar into the sky?

He was suddenly ecstatic and said:

"Great, great... Thank you senior, thank you senior for giving this junior this great opportunity!"

He kowtowed repeatedly.

Li Fan was even more speechless, so happy to be in a mental hospital?This is an absolute mental illness, it cannot be faked!

Then, he looked at the Blood Ancestor, and said:
"what about this?"

This old man looked like he was only skin and bones, and his clothes were blue... He was even worse than the Luo Xingchen who came here before.

Wu Dade continued:
"This one is starved to death, thinking about eating blood all day long! I don't like to eat anything else!"

Hearing this, Li Fan couldn't help but a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, are you hungry?Still want to eat blood?

Is this starving out violent tendencies?

Li Fan couldn't help opening his mouth, sighed and said:
"If you're hungry, why don't you eat something else, but blood?"

When the blood ancestor heard this, he panicked immediately, completely panicked.

He could tell that in this boss's words... he was very displeased with his bloodthirsty!

Trembling, he sprawled on the ground and explained:
"Senior Qi...is riddled with blood hunger, and the younger generation can only survive by eating blood and absorbing the nutrients in it...I am definitely not a bloodthirsty person. For millions of years, I have not eaten a single living person. "

When Li Fan heard this, he felt even more overwhelmed!
Can only live by eating blood?Haven't eaten the living, have eaten the dead?

How many million years?

This one is more ridiculous than the other.

This is hopeless, crazy to the point of no communication.

"Forget it... go to the hospital!"

He spoke directly.

Hearing this, the Blood Ancestor was stunned for a moment, he was also a little confused, admitted to the hospital?
He didn't understand, what kind of courtyard...

However, he thought that it should be a good thing that the Demon Ancestor was allowed to be "admitted" by the boss just now, so happy, so joyful.

"Thank you senior! Thank you, thank you!"

He also spoke.

Li Fan's eyes turned to Qi Zu, and said:
"What about you? What's the matter?"

Qi Zu was also extremely nervous, unable to speak, and said:

"Senior Qi, I... I wanted a few dog bones at first..."

Pointing at the big black dog, he said:
"The dog promised me and gave me all his bones, but then he reneged on his promise and said he would bring me to the village to find a good bone...I came here."

"Senior, I didn't mean to offend!"

After hearing this, Li Fan suddenly felt that the one who liked to eat blood just now seemed to be quite normal.

This third one is already terminally ill, right?
I like dog bones, this kind of habit is fine...

But, the dog promised him whatever he said, and gave him a bone... Isn't this crazy talk?
Can talk to dogs?Can you still talk business with dogs?Is this something normal people can do?
Crazy cancer, late stage!
Absolutely late!
Hopeless!
"Go to the hospital, go to the hospital!"

Li Fan didn't want to talk anymore.

Qi Zu was immediately pleasantly surprised, too:
"I can also be admitted to the hospital? Thank you senior!"

In a blink of an eye, the three psychopaths... all had a place to go.

"Big brother, why are you here?"

Xin Ning asked the question at this moment, with a hint of hope in her eyes.

Li Fan smiled calmly and said:
"Winter is here, and it won't be long before there will be heavy snowfall. At that time, there will be some small trees in the village, and I'm afraid they will be damaged by freezing, so I took Lu Rang to add some clothes to these small trees."

As he spoke, he walked forward, gently stroked the plum tree at the entrance of the village, and murmured:

"This tree was the first tree I transplanted when I traveled here... It is now standing tall and graceful."

He recalled that year.

When he awakened the cheating system, he happened to come across this half-dead plum tree in a mountain range.

It was a small deserted courtyard with vaguely vegetable fields and ponds, but overgrown with withered grass, and the house had collapsed for many years and turned into dust.

Rescuing the plum tree was his first mission that year.

The memory flowed slowly, and Li Fan couldn't help but sigh with emotion, saying:
"The bleak autumn wind is here again, and the world has changed..."

……

And outside the small mountain village.

A little girl, hiding in the dark.

She looked at the small mountain village ahead, saw that tree, and the young man next to that tree.

Tears welled up in her eyes, but she smiled happily.

"Big brother hasn't forgotten me. It turns out that the plum tree at the entrance of the village is the one I planted..."

"The plum tree is planted at the entrance of the village. As long as I see it... I know it's home."

"Big brother, I... have been at home."

"Thank you."

After speaking, her figure disappeared from the spot.

……

Village entrance.

Li Fan suddenly raised his head and looked outside the village with a trace of bewilderment in his eyes.

"Big brother... what's wrong?"

Xin Ning asked a question.

Li Fan shook his head and said:
"It's nothing."

Maybe it's because seeing the plum tree remains the same every year, it just arouses emotions?Just for a moment, he unexpectedly felt a trace of unspeakable bitterness and sadness.

……

good night.

(End of this chapter)