Xuanhuan: I'm really not an expert

Chapter 953
Night falls.

In the small mountain village, it was quite lively.

On the table, there was half a big fat pig's pork.

For the rest, Uncle Zhang cut into strips, salted them, and prepared to use them to smoke bacon.

Aunt Wang was helping to stuff sausages and blood tofu. She was not busy and enjoyed herself.

On the other side, the three of Cao Zu were trembling.

Who are the people in this whole village...

That terrifying giant beast was actually just slaughtered like a pig...

In addition, the big turtles, big snakes, etc. were all cut up, and the meat was arranged in piles like hills.

At this time, Yunxi, Ziling and others also came from the small courtyard.

"A lot of meat..."

"It's delicious again..."

Everyone is excited.

"No...that's..."

Shizu glanced in a daze, and when he saw Yunxi, his old eyes were shocked.

"The end of ten thousand paths?!"

He stared at Yunxi.

And Cao Zu also said: "Fuck... is she really still alive?"

Qi Zu's right eye was tightly closed, and there was a trace of uneasiness in the left eye, and he said:
"Right eye, don't act like a monster. If you dare to open it at this time, you will definitely be beaten!"

And Yunxi, as if feeling something, immediately noticed the three of them, walked over, blinked and said:

"Are you guys mentally ill from the new village?"

The three of Cao Zu were all a little dazed.

What kind of mental illness...

Why do people in this village say that they are mentally ill?
"You guys, do you have something for me?"

Yunxi spoke expectantly.

The three of them suddenly had a blast in their heads.

A piece of jade appeared in their sea of ​​consciousness!

"This... jade is hidden in our sea of ​​consciousness, and we don't feel it at all..."

Cao Zu murmured: "Fortunately, these years, nothing messed up..."

Qi Shuangming's face turned green, even greener than Cao Zu's. He tremblingly said:

"It's over, when I opened my right eye, I was so crazy... Her jade is here, she knows everything... I will be beaten violently!"

He was worried.

However, Yunxi just stretched out his hand and took all the Hongchen jade fragments in their hands.

Put together with the previous six pieces of broken jade, the shape of a word is about to appear...

With a sweet smile on Yunxi's face, he said:

"It won't be long before we can gather together..."

But Shizu suddenly said anxiously:

"You, remember us?"

He felt that this girl was clearly the end of ten thousand paths, but she was the same as that girl back then...

Not the same.

The end of the Myriad Ways back then was so magnificent, overwhelming the ages...

Now, she is so pure and innocent...

Yunxi shook her head and said:
"I don't know you, but it doesn't matter, I will know you after dinner in a while!"

After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked towards Li Fan, walked to Li Fan's side, and said:
"Demon King, what are you going to do deliciously today?"

Ziling and the others were also very excited, and went to surround Li Fan.

Li Fan put on his apron and said with a smile:

"Today I eat pig-killing rice, mainly pork. I will cook whatever you want."

Hearing this, a group of disciples were even happier.

"I want to eat stewed ribs, ribs with tons of radishes, the best!"

Nanfeng spoke.

"Master, can the pig's tail be braised in soy sauce? The meat of the pig's tail is the best."

Zi Ling's eyes sparkled.

"I...I want to eat a big pig's hoof!!"

Yunxi also excitedly signed up.

Li Fan agreed one by one, and started cooking with a smile.

As for Shi Zu, watching this scene, a flash of deep regret flashed in his old eyes.

"She didn't find out the relationship after all...But, maybe this is the best ending for her."

he murmured.

……

On the other side, Ming Tianbei also arrived with his "patients".

"Damn it, it's really the three of you?"

Just seeing this, Yin Xu'an excitedly stepped forward to say hello.

Seeing them, the three of Shi Zu were also dumbfounded.

"Old Wu, Brother Slut, Fellow Daoist Qingcheng, Brother Demon, Big Brother Meng Nan, Blood Ancestor... are all six of you there?"

Cao Zu spoke unexpectedly.

"Please show some respect!"

At this time, Wuzu Luo Xingchen had a serious face and said:
"Please call me number one!"

Qingcheng said lightly: "Number two."

Yin Xuan patted his chest: "No. [-]!"

Mozu said:
"Number four."

Meng Nan: "No. [-]!"

Blood ancestor: "Number six!"

Cao Zu and the others were even more puzzled.

What are these guys doing?Why report numbers?

"This...what the hell is going on? You...have all really become mentally ill?"

Shi Zu was at a loss.

Yin Xu'an said: "Look, I'm not sensible anymore, what's wrong with being mentally ill?"

"Old Wu, let him taste your treasure!"

Luo Xingchen hastily shook his head and said:
"I've finished eating my spicy skin, look for the cheap devil, he still has three pieces of garlic, I saw it with my own eyes!"

Mozu suddenly became unhappy, and said angrily:

"Are you spying on me? Damn, I lost a piece of ginger the day before yesterday, did you steal it?"

Luo Xingchen said seriously: "I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

Mo Zu reluctantly took out three pieces of garlic, handed them to Shi Zu and the other three, and said:

"If it wasn't for today's feast, the inventory can be replenished, and I won't give it to you."

The three of them took three pieces of garlic, all wondering, this garlic... seems to be pulled out of leftovers?
What's more, it's all dried up, and it feels like it's been stored for several days... Can this thing still be eaten?
"Hmm... It smells like something extraordinary..."

Shi Zu summoned up his courage and took a sip.

Suddenly, his old eyes lit up!

"This... what kind of supreme garlic is this?"

Shi Zu was immediately excited.

When this piece of garlic entered his body, his origin unexpectedly changed miraculously, as if he had been washed by the supreme medicine.

"This garlic...should be the power of plants, right? It was eaten by people..."

Cao Zu was in a trance for a while, and he suddenly felt that he was such a trash.

In the past, his ancestor was also famous in the sea of ​​gray mist, and was sought after by the world as a god herb and medicine, but now he feels that in this village, he can't even sit on the dining table. I guess he is not qualified to feed pigs...

After Qi Shuangming finished eating, his whole body was excited, and his right eye couldn't help but open.

Immediately, his aura became violent, he grabbed the Demon Ancestor, and said:
"Damn it, old devil ancestor, hand over all your garlic to me, or I will kill you!"

He raised his fist and was about to hit the Demon Ancestor in the face.

Demon Ancestor saw this, but he didn't resist directly, his expression didn't change, and he said:
"My lord, he... blackmailed me!"

Next to him, Ming Tianbei was aiming at the ground. Uncle Zhang and the others were about to pick up the pig hairs they had cut off from the pigskin. At this moment, he was disturbed, and suddenly he was a little angry. He whipped his whip and slapped it towards Qi Shuangming!
Qi Shuangming's face suddenly changed drastically. As an ancestor-level existence, under this whip, he was unable to resist at all, unable to escape!

"Do not……"

He spoke in horror.

Snapped!
A whip hit Qi Shuangming.

Qi Shuangming uttered a miserable cry, fell directly to the ground, and passed out!
Everyone was shocked.

"The principal's whip...it really is extraordinary!"

Qi Zu looked at the bullwhip in Ming Tianbei's hand, his eyes were hot.

"I've said long ago that the dean's whip...will kill people."

Wu Zuluo Xingchen shook his head.

Even Demon Ancestor, Yin Xuan and others were terrified.

The moment Ming Tianbei swung his whip just now, they had a creepy feeling that death was imminent...

Ming Tianbei, who is holding this whip, is definitely killing gods when he sees gods, and killing Buddhas when he sees Buddhas!
Seeing this, Ming Tianbei was stunned for a moment.

He glanced at the whip in his hand.

Is it so fierce?
This new psychopath let himself be beaten to death?
He hastily put away his whip, walked to Qi Shuangming, the chess master, and said:

"Hey, old man, don't die...you can't do it? I'm so light!!"

Finally, Qi Shuangming woke up leisurely.

This time, he actually opened both eyes at the same time.

The moment he opened it, the arrogance and violence in his right eye completely disappeared, leaving only the same clarity as the left eye.

He immediately grabbed Ming Tianbei's hand, and said excitedly:
"Master Dean, you played well, that's great...my right eye was beaten by you!!"

He was so excited.

He plays chess for himself and himself, and his left and right eyes are split, representing different personalities.

When the right eye is opened, he often cannot control himself, appearing evil, violent, arrogant, arrogant...

However, Ming Tianbei's whip just now made his right-eyed personality disappear immediately, and he was beaten to death!
From now on……

He finally doesn't have to be schizophrenic anymore!
"Dean, well played, well played!"

In his eyes, he was clearly extremely grateful, wishing he could jump up and ask Ming Tianbei to give him two more whips...

Ming Tianbei: "..."

He felt that what was sent this time...was a real psycho!
He actually took the initiative to find a fight!

……

(End of this chapter)