Xuanhuan: I'm really not an expert

Chapter 958

Late at night.

A bonfire was lit in the village, and everyone huddled next to the bonfire, absorbing the warmth of the flame.

Some children were bored and made some pork to lean on the fire, but the adults were already full.

"It's the Chinese New Year at the end of the month."

"Yeah, I remember that life was difficult in the past. The old people called the New Year's New Year's Eve, because the New Year's Eve is like a pass. Now it's better, safe and sound. Even if you are a little poor, you are happy."

"It's better to eat and drink, to drink and to drink, than to wander around and try to survive."

The villagers got together and chatted a lot about the New Year and the past.

"Xiao Li, you have been in our village for four or five years, why don't you marry a wife..."

At this time, Aunt Wang and a group of middle-aged women suddenly made fun of Li Fan.

Li Fan was discussing with the second uncle about writing Spring Festival couplets during the Chinese New Year, when he was suddenly brought up to this topic, he hurriedly said:
"No, thank you for your concern, auntie, don't worry..."

Aunt Wang said:

"You're not young anymore, how can you not be in a hurry? Look at the people in the village who are as old as you, and they have two children!"

But at this time, a few peasant women beside him laughed and said:

"Sister Wang, don't worry about it. Xiao Li is afraid that he won't be able to find a wife? He is so capable, he can have three wives and four concubines. Look at Yunxi, Jiang Xue, and..."

They were joking, but for a moment, Yunxi and the others couldn't help but blush.

Even Li Fan couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly said:
"Um... Dade, hurry up and get some wine! Let's have a drink together."

He changed the subject.

Wu Dade immediately got up and went to get drinks.

Aunt Wang and others laughed when they saw this.

"A young man just can't bear to be ashamed."

"Xiao Li is still innocent. He didn't cherish it when he was young. When he is old, he will regret it to death!"

……

Beside, a group of psychopaths were all shocked.

This scene simply overturned their cognition.

The end of ten thousand paths, and that...

What kind of person?When they took a look, they were all afraid of being infected with karma, afraid that they would not be able to bear it.

But now, just like the men and women in ordinary mortal villages, being teased about life events and urged to marry...

"My eyes have been opened..."

Luo Xingchen couldn't help murmuring.

"In fact, perhaps, the people in the village don't regard themselves as supreme beings, but are really experiencing the world of mortals and living their lives like ordinary people..."

Qingcheng is thoughtful.

"The world of mortals is the other side... I suddenly understood."

Shizu was emotional. At this moment, he suddenly understood what Qingchen meant when he influenced the former Brahma Venerable, that the other shore is only in the world of mortals.

……

Not long after, Wu Dade came over with a drink.

What I drank today was still Baoguyaki.

It is cold in winter, drinking this can warm the body the most.

Everyone poured drinks one by one.

"It's time for drinking."

Nanfeng whispered, she just ate a meal, and she has already become the Chaos Spirit King.

She saw the door.

But it hasn't been pushed away yet.

Because, that door... originally required three souls and seven souls to push it open.

At this moment, she held a bowl full of wine and drank it slowly.

As the wine entered her body, she felt a wave of drunkenness slowly attacking her.

Amidst the drunkenness, she forgot that she had no soul, only one thought.

boom!
The door opened directly.

At this moment, behind Nanfeng, there is a world that seems to be empty and real.

There was no mist in that world, it was an empty golden world, when she stepped into it, colorful butterflies were born inexplicably, and musical notes turned into cranes.

She successfully opened the door!
Already a master at the realm of door opening!

"There is no mist in my Taoist landscape, only emptiness. Where do the colorful butterflies come from? Where do the cranes come from?"

However, a doubt flashed in Nanfeng's heart.

Long Zixuan also pushed open the door of martial arts. There was also no mist in his Taoist scene, and the moment he entered, the roar of a real dragon filled the air.

Lu Rang entered the Dao Scenery, but he was a little puzzled. His Dao Scenery was a piece of green grass, and there was no mist except for the grass.

The moment Dugu Yuqing entered the Dao Scenery, the sword of the Dao Rule appeared at his feet, and he could fly into the sky!
In the dusty Taoist scene, the phantom of the bodhi tree flashed by, and the golden monkey's shadow greeted him.

Jiang Li entered the Dao Scenery, but saw a chessboard placed on one side, as if there were remnants of two people playing chess, but he couldn't really see the game on the chessboard.

It's just a shadow of time.

When Wu Dade entered the Daojing Land, all kinds of horrible scenes appeared, knives fell from the sky, thorns grew on the ground, and occasionally fierce fire hit him, which made him feel miserable...

In Xinning's Taoist landscape, there is a line of shallow footprints, as if left by a child as old as her, and I don't know where they went...

……

Many disciples seem to be a little drunk.

Even Yunxi's face was flushed. She hugged Li Fan's arm, leaned on Li Fan's shoulder, and fell asleep.

……

On the other side, Cao Zu, Shi Zu, and Qi Zu were all shocked.

After drinking a glass of wine, their origins have completely changed from gray mist to white mist.

This is simply a change of fate.

Today, their nine ancestors have all passed four times, and they can be called overlords!

Moreover, they have been dormant for countless years, but now they can be said to have accumulated a lot of money, soaring into the sky, and their cultivation is also invincible at the same level.

"Hi... come, come, send you baby..."

Ming Tianbei was a little drunk, but now he took out a torn bag, which was full of pig hair!
"Dean, I want it!"

Yin Xuan said in surprise:

"This thing is used to make a wig. After wearing it, is there any place in the world that I can't go?"

Shizu also said: "You have a lot of hair, I need it, give it to me!"

Everyone is fighting.

The Nian pigs raised in the village are of an unimaginably high level. Each hair of that kind of pig is a treasure.

Beside, Xue Ge saw this, his face turned cold, and said:
"Give me some rules!"

Suddenly, a dung fork appeared in his hand!
As soon as the dung fork came out, Mozu and everyone else fell silent, terrified!
The taboo smell on the dung fork... is too strong.

"Line up, get one by one!"

Xue Ge opened his mouth, then looked towards Mingtianbei, and said:
"Brother Tianbei, give me a hand first!"

Everyone: "..."

……

soon.

The bonfire dispersed.

Li Fan carried Yunxi back first, and took care of her to sleep.

Then, Nan Feng, Zi Ling, Su Baiqian, Xin Ning and Gong Ya were hugged back one by one.

Only then did they go to drag Wu Dade and the others.

After finishing all this, Li Fan took a nap under the peach tree.

"Time is like water..."

He couldn't help sighing, and murmured:
"It's another year of winter wind, old friends and acquaintances are all gone... The world is a big dream, how many times in life are cool autumns!"

He drank his last glass of wine and got up to go to bed.

……

A cold wind blew through the courtyard.

"Open the door to see Mingming, their karma has never dissipated."

The hen whispered.

Peach Tree Road:
"The darkness is like dying, they are like the disappearing stars, they have gone through countless lives and deaths, and countless reincarnations."

"Master's heart has been moved. Soon, they will light up the vast night sky."

Tonight, the chicken is speechless, the peach is speechless, and the koi is in trouble.

……

Water, good night.

(End of this chapter)