How to become a mermaid

Chapter 269 The novice "dad" is on the road

Since Rhett was born, Shaman Lele experienced the feeling of raising a child in advance.

"Wuah~uwa~" Reid closed his eyes and cried out loudly.

The tail under him flicked restlessly, as if he had been wronged.

Looking at this little guy who kept crying, Shamanleer showed an embarrassed expression on his face.

He didn't do anything, it's just that Rhett had been born for several days, but he hadn't shit or booed, he wondered what was the reason for Kangkang.

However, as soon as Samantel's fingers touched the position of Rhett's excrement opening, he only pressed there twice lightly, and it began to cry loudly.

This overreaction made Samantel feel like he was doing something bad.

"Don't cry! I'm doing this for your own good! Quietly let me check it out!" Shaman Lair gently pinched Rhett's cheek twice with his fingers, hoping that it would stop crying.

After he finished pinching, Rhett's crying stopped for a moment.

Just when Shamanleir was overjoyed and thought it was done, it suddenly flattened its mouth and cried even more fiercely!

"Woo! Woo!!"

I don't know how Reid's small body can burst out with such a huge amount of energy, the sound is so loud that it almost bursts the eardrums of Samantel.

He was crying like a mosquito a few days ago, but now he can cry so hard.

"Ugh-!"

Rhett's cry drifted far away, and even Alicia, who was basking in the sun on the deck, could hear it.

She violently lifted the blades of grass covering her eyes with her hands, and rushed into the cabin aggressively.

"Samanale! Why are you making it cry again! Really, even a little guy can't handle it well!"

"Give it to me! Let me do it!"

Alicia snatched Rhett from his hand while angrily calling Samantel's name.

"Oh my poor Rhett!"

After looking at Rhett, whose eyes were red from crying, with a weak, pitiful and helpless face, she stretched out her fingers and stroked Rhett's little head twice, then held it carefully and shook it gently. stand up.

"Don't cry, don't cry, don't pay attention to that idiot Samantel, Rhett is a good baby~" Alicia softly coaxed Rhett, stroking its head with her fingers.

The effect was remarkable, and soon it stopped crying.

Seeing Rhett looking at herself intently, Alicia showed a faint smile on her face, and said to it softly: "I will sing you a lullaby, okay? If you are tired from crying, go to sleep, and when you wake up, do something No more worries!"

After speaking, she hummed softly.

"Sleep, sleep ~ my dear baby ~"

"Sleeping quietly, growing up quietly, mother's hands will always protect you~"

Alicia hummed a lullaby softly, holding Rhett in her palm to lull him to sleep.

"Gulu..." Under Alicia's comfort, Reid spat out a bubble of saliva.

Its breathing gradually stabilized, it didn't cry or fuss, and it actually fell asleep just like that!
Seeing that Alicia took care of this little guy in a few clicks, Shamanlell, who was watching from the side, couldn't help but make a voice of admiration:

"Wow! Alicia! You are amazing!"

Sure enough, coaxing a child has to be done professionally, and he will only make it worse if he coaxes Rhett, making him cry endlessly.

"Hmph!" Hearing her son's exaggerated praise, Alicia glared back at him, and let out a muffled groan.

She carefully placed Rhett, who was already sleeping peacefully, on the cushion prepared by Shaman Lair, and began to question him: "Tell me, how did you provoke it this time, and make it cry so hard?"

Hearing this question, Samantel turned his head to one side in embarrassment, and said hesitantly: "I'm not... that... In fact, Rhett was born a few days ago! I only saw it eating, but I didn't see it. It pulls, I suspect...is there something wrong with it!"

"Then I'll just... check it a little bit!"

Hearing Shamanleir's explanation, Alicia showed a disgusted and contemptuous expression on her face.

"Huh~"

Although she didn't see it with her own eyes, she was able to guess how Shamanlael checked it.

Alicia shook her head helplessly, and said, "You male mermaids, you don't know what's going on in your head, you can't even bring up a child!"

"How can you touch it directly with your hands! You need to gently press the cub's belly with your fingertips, and then pat it on the back twice, so as to promote its excretion!"

"But... I asked Tess before, and she said that if the cub can't shit, you should touch it more, and if necessary... lick it." Shamanlell said with a little confidence .

Licking is definitely not licking, kittens will fuck each other.

He was just curious, and wanted to find out what Rhett's excrement opening looked like.

If it is a purebred mermaid, the excretory opening should be about three inches below the tailbone. There is a hidden crack there, which is usually not visible under the cover of the scales. It will only open when needed to discharge. waste in the body.

Slightly different from human beings, the places where mermaid boo boo and boo boo are not separated, they are both in the same opening.

When Samantel first became a mermaid, it took a long time to get used to the feeling of water from behind!
In addition to the excrement opening at the back, there is also a gap in the lower abdomen of the mermaid, which is an important part of their life and reproduction.

When the mermaids were first born, they were almost all the same here. There was nothing inside, and the gender could not be distinguished at all. Only with the passage of age, when they grew up to about ten years old, did they have obvious sexual characteristics.

What Shamanleir wanted to explore at first was the gap in front of Rhett. He wanted to confirm whether Rhett was a female or a male.

However, thinking that the child was still young, he gave up temporarily and turned to explore the question of why Rhett didn't poop.

Unexpectedly, with this touch, Reid kept crying and attracted Alicia.

Alicia felt helpless and annoyed when she heard that Shaman Lair asked Tess such a stupid question.

She rapped hard on the head of this naughty son, and said: "Tess is a cat! Can a cat and a mermaid be the same?! How can you listen to it!"

"Do it according to my method now! Press the belly more, and then touch the back! I can't believe it doesn't excrete!"

"okay, I get it!"

Being taught such a lesson by Alicia, Samantel nodded honestly, and tried her way.

He stretched out his fingers and touched the sleeping Rhett carefully, and after confirming that it had no reaction and had fallen asleep, he boldly put his fingers on the round abdomen of this little guy, and gently rubbed the ground with his fingertips. stand up.

"Multiple circles! Slowly knead clockwise!" Alicia instructed.

"Know!" Shamanleer nodded, and his fingers began to move clockwise.

One lap, two laps, three laps...

After Samantel rubbed about ten times, Reid's tail suddenly lifted up, as if subconsciously preparing for some action.

"Now go get a pat on the back!" Alicia urged.

"No problem!" Samantel responded, carefully raised Rhett's small arms and tail, and patted it on the back a few times.

"Pfft...!" Suddenly, Rhett farted!
Oh ~ God!Oh, God!Holy Mary!

As soon as this group of old farts that had been brewing and fermenting for several days was released, Shamanlell instantly felt that the whole room stinks.

The fishy and stinky smell made his and Alicia's faces turn green, and they covered their mouths and noses in tacit understanding.

After farting, it seemed as if some switch had been activated in Reid's body, and he started puffing one after another.

"Puff! Puff!"

With the sound of popcorn, Rhett squirted!
This time, the suspected Milky Way fell for nine days, and the sewer that seemed to be congested for several days was dredged all of a sudden, that is called a catastrophe!Unimpeded!
An indescribable smell filled the entire cabin.

"Sand! Man! Lai!!" Alicia glared at Shaman Laiel, and growled every word: "What did you feed it, why is it so stinky!"

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Rhett's staple food was originally Shaman Lair's blood.

But after a few days of feeding, he found that it was easy to make Rhett constipated, and the fish cakes he pulled out were still very smelly.

In order to avoid the situation that happened a few days ago, after consulting Alicia, Shamanlell improved the formula, mixed a little blood algae into his own blood, and gave Rhett with a spoon. Feed down.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

"It seems that you like this food quite a bit, and I will feed you like this next time." Seeing Rhett's reaction, Shamanlell also showed a relaxed smile.

When he fed all the food, which was only the size of a bottle cap, to Rhett, Samantel wiped its mouth.

A good boy should form a good habit of wiping his mouth after eating from an early age, so that he can become a high-quality fish like him.

After feeding Rhett, it's time for early childhood education.

It is said that children's education should be started from an early age. Shaman Lair feels that Rhett should have a high IQ. Judging from its usual performance, it should have the same IQ as a mermaid cub. The sooner it is educated, the better it will be. The better the brain develops.

He took out a small mirror, a pen and a notebook.

Facing the mirror directly to Rhett, Samantel asked it: "Red! Do you know who the thing in the mirror is!"

"Ah?" Seeing a strange image suddenly appearing in front of him, Reid made an unidentified voice.

After a few days of growth, its eyes seem to be fully developed. It not only responds to things close in front of it, but also can see things in the distance.

Sometimes when I saw Shamanleir from a distance, I would babble and dance at him without meaning.

However, it seems that it has never seen its own appearance with its own eyes. At this time, it is looking at its own reflection in the mirror with its eyes wide open, with a curious and surprised expression.

"Ahh!!" Rhett waved his arms and leaned forward, trying to catch the reflection in the mirror.

At this time, Samantel leaned forward and also appeared in the mirror.

"Red! This is me!" Samantel said, pointing to his own reflection in the mirror.

"Oh?" Reid was startled when he saw the appearance of Samantel suddenly appearing in the mirror, and his little eyes were full of disbelief.

Two... two!
It looked back at Samantel, and then at the mirror.

"Huhu?" As if confirming something, Reid stretched out his arm and hugged one of Shamanlael's fingers.

Seeing that the image in the mirror had changed, Reid exclaimed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

It screamed, and the image in the mirror screamed, and it shook its head, and the thing in the mirror shook its head.

After a while, Rhett finally found something.

It pointed at the mirror, then at itself, "Oh huh?"

"Yes! It's you!" Seeing that Rhett recognized himself, Shamanlaer showed a gratified smile on his face.

Being able to recognize himself in the mirror so quickly shows that Rhett is indeed as smart as he thinks.

"Your name is Rhett!" Samantel pointed to Rhett in the mirror, and said to it word by word: "Follow me, Ray! De!"

"rua!" Rhett shouted vaguely.

"It's not rua! It's Rui! De!" Samantel patiently corrected its pronunciation.

"rua! te!" Rhett tilted his head, and repeated after Shaman Lair.

One time was not enough, it yelled loudly again: "rua~~!"

"Pfft...!" Seeing Rhett's solemn mispronunciation, Shamanlael couldn't help laughing.

"Forget it, rua is rua, take your time and don't worry!" Shaking his head, Samantel temporarily gave up the idea of ​​correcting Rhett's pronunciation.

"My name is Shaman Lair!" Shaman Lair pointed to himself and continued to teach Reid early.

This name seems a bit too difficult for a newborn cub.

Its eyebrows frowned, its mouth opened and closed, and it didn't know how to speak.

After a long time, Rhett spit out a sentence from his mouth: "Shu Gulu huh??"

"No, no, it's Shaman Lair!" Shaman Lair shook his fingers with a very happy expression.

It turned out to be such an interesting thing to tease the cubs!
"Sand!" Rhett tried again.

"Sha! Man! Lai! Lele!" Shaman Layle corrected Rhett's pronunciation word by word.

"What! Well! La! Me!" Reid opened his mouth, imitating the tone of Shaman Lair.

Although every word is a little bit worse, it is already very good for a cub who is learning to speak for the first time.

Moreover, Rhett's concentration is higher than Shamanleir imagined, and he has not shown impatience until now, but has been trying seriously.

Rhett's eagerness to learn made Shamanleer very happy. He held Rhett in his hand and held it in a circle.

"That's right! You've come close! Do it again!"

"...@%#噗!" Ryde was trying to imitate even this sentence.

However, the sentence is too complicated, and in the end it can only become a vague baby language.

"Hahahaha!" Hearing Rhett's baby talk, Shamanlael laughed again.

So cute, this little guy!
He held up Rhett in his hand, and said softly to it, "Learn my name one last time, and then I'll put you to sleep, okay?"

"Read after me, Shamanel!"

"What the hell!" Rhett reacted quickly this time, but still read it wrong.

Shamanel frowned, feeling that he needed to correct this mistake in time.

"sand!"

"What!"

"Man!"

"Well!"

"Lyle!"

"Raja!"

"Crack!" Samantel slapped his head, feeling a little tired all of a sudden.

provoke!This child is hopeless!

(End of this chapter)