How to become a mermaid

Chapter 290 Please don't watch this chapter while eating

Although there are some penguins in the Happy Feet Alliance, they do not follow the principle of living together with the same species of penguins, and they all live together.

Next door to the Zoro tribe, there lived a group of [Jumping Penguins] and a group of [Lima Penguins].

[Jumping Penguins] The height of penguins is at least half shorter than that of northern white-crested penguins, and their bodies are not so strong. They look very close to emperor penguins on earth.

However, the way they walk is completely different from that of emperor penguins, all of them are bouncing and bouncing.

"Dengdengdeng!" A group of jumping penguins ran from the snow.

The oval body is like a small spring, hitting a hole in the ground.

They are penguin squads patrolling around the tribe. When they saw Zorro approaching their territory with two strange fish, they immediately ran over to check the situation.

"Hi, Borado! I brought my friends to play with you!" Seeing that the leading penguin was his familiar goose, Zorro greeted it cheerfully.

"Push! Pedal! Pedal~" The jumping penguins hopped all the way to Shaman Lair and Alicia.

They surrounded the two mermaids, poking their heads forward one by one, watching the two visitors from afar curiously.

Tentatively stretched out its fins and poked Samantel's arm, the leading penguin named Borado's eyes lit up, and he shouted excitedly: "It's really a mermaid, huh~"

"Mom! I actually saw tropical fish delivered to my door at the door~"

Borado's accent was a little strange, with a cooing sound at the end of every sentence.

However, it speaks a common language, and Shaman Lear can barely understand it, unlike the northern white-crowned penguin tribe who can't understand anything, and can only listen to them.

Seeing that Borado was interested in himself and Alicia, Shamanlael took the initiative to extend his hand to it, letting it touch and look at it casually.

"Mermaids really look like humans. They have two eyes and one mouth, and a large tuft of hair on their heads." Borado rubbed Shamanlell's head rudely, and commented on his hair. Got interested.

Holding up a bunch of hair with his fins, Borado curiously asked Shaman Laier: "I heard from an experienced old penguin in the clan that mermaids are tropical fish that live in the tropics, so why do you have such long hairs on your heads? Where's your hair? Isn't it hot? Goo?"

Before today, these penguins had only heard the legend of the mermaid, and knew that there was such a human-like and fish-like creature in the sea, but they did not expect to see a living one today.

It has a lot of questions to ask for a certificate.

Seeing the penguin staring at him with a pair of big eyes full of curiosity, Shamanleir blinked twice in embarrassment.

"Ah... why do we have such long hair..."

He actually didn't know about this question.

If human hair still has the function of keeping warm, then the hair of mermaids is really useless. They swim in the water every day, and the hair not only cannot keep warm, but also absorbs water and becomes heavier.

The only use seems to be that it will float when swimming, and it looks particularly elegant and agile.

"For beauty!" Alicia suddenly interjected when Shaman Lair hesitated and couldn't speak.

She confidently brushed the soft hair on her head, and said proudly: "Our mermaid's hair is one of the smoothest in the world. Not only is it comfortable to touch, it also looks extremely beautiful."

"Looking good is the reason for their existence!"

It may be more convenient for mermaids to have no hair, but they would rather not have this convenience than have a head of beautiful hair.

Alicia couldn't imagine how ugly a bald mermaid would be.

Hearing Alicia's confident reasons, Borado believed it.

There was a dazed expression on its face, and it said, "So that's the case! It's the same as the group of little yellow hairs next door!"

When Borado said that the little yellow hair next door, Shamanleer subconsciously glanced at Zorro, thinking that he was talking about their tribe. Unexpectedly, Zorro had the same expression on his face, and he seemed not offended at all. Feel.

It seems that the little yellow hair should be another penguin tribe.

Although seeing the mermaid for the first time made Borado feel a little novel, it didn't make it difficult for Shaman Lear and the others. After satisfying his curiosity a little, he let them go.

After continuing to move forward for one kilometer, Samantel followed Zorro to the tribe of jumping penguins.

He saw a magnificent sight - a huge, white and crystal-clear appearance, shining in the sun fortress of ice and snow!
The fortress occupies a large area, and the outermost part is surrounded by a thick ice wall, which is thousands of meters long from left to right.

Protected within the ice wall is a huge dome building with a height of hundreds of meters.

It is not a complete whole, but a composite building composed of two large domes and several small domes.

There are many relief-like patterns carved on the outermost ice of the fortress. In addition, there is an ice sculpture penguin standing on each dome. They are in different shapes, sitting or standing, crying or laughing, lifelike Showing all kinds of expressions of the jumping penguin.

I have to say that this building is not only big, but also full of artistic atmosphere. It looks much more beautiful than the ordinary igloo built by the group of northern white crested penguins next door.

It's no wonder that Zorro despises them. The level of construction of this house is not at the same level!
"Whoosh! Whoosh!" There were bursts of rubbing sounds in Shamanleir's ears.

He looked up and found that at the very edge of the building, there was a spiral ice slide surrounding it.

From time to time, penguins slide over it, swishing and sliding down from the top to the ground.

Every penguin that landed had a happy smile on its face, bouncing and jumping happily like a group of children weighing hundreds of pounds.

Since the entire fortress is made of ice, even from the outside, Shamanlael can see what's inside.

He saw that the entire fortress was divided into several small rooms, and there were many penguins shuttling in each room, bouncing around and looking very lively.

Like Shaman Lear, Alicia was also surprised by the giant fortress built by the jumping penguins. She raised her head and stared at the big guy in front of her eyes, and sighed:

"Oh my god! Is this something the Hopping Penguins built? They're amazing!"

"Actually, we can do it too!" Zoro couldn't help interjecting when Alicia praised other penguins.

It said in a sour tone: "If I come to build it, I will definitely be able to make a big ice castle that is more than ten times more beautiful than this one, but the old-fashioned people in the clan disagree, thinking that as long as there is a house that shelters from wind and rain in winter, it will be fine." Don’t even help me build a big castle!”

"How can they be so boring, it's so boring."

Zorro has been envious of this big ice castle for a long time, and even drew one design after another, but the penguins in the clan completely ignore it and don't want to build a big house with it.

It takes a lot of time and energy to build such a huge ice and snow fortress. Zorro can't do it with a single penguin, so he can only envy his eyes.

When it has nothing to do, it comes to the tribe of penguins to take a look. It is envious and jealous, and it is almost sour into a lemon.

"Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang!" Suddenly, there was a crisp knocking sound.

Accompanied by this knocking sound, there is also a series of high-pitched shouts:
"The ice-cold stinky fish jelly is now on sale! It's made in secret with ancient methods and carefully prepared. I guarantee that you'll want to eat it once you eat it, and you won't forget it once you eat it!"

Shamanleir looked towards the place where the sound came from, and saw two thin penguins with a lump of curly yellow hair like instant noodles appearing in front of his eyes.

These two yellow-haired penguins are less than one meter tall, shorter than Zorro and the surrounding jumping penguins, but they are pushing an ice cart that is taller than the two of them combined. Get out of the ice castle.

On the cart, there are rows of small translucent grids, inside which are some strangely colored unidentified objects.

From a long distance, Shamanlaer smelled an indescribable stench coming from there.

Just smelling it a little bit, he felt acid regurgitation in his stomach, and he almost vomited it out on the spot.

"Hmm..." Covering his mouth with his hands, Shamanlell asked Zorro beside him in a low voice, "What are these two Lima penguins pushing?"

"It's stinky fish jelly!" Zoro replied excitedly.

"This is a special product made by the Lima penguins. It is a special food that needs to be selected from the large and plump [Arctic Shrimp] caught from the Star Sail Fjord and mixed with an equal amount of [Scale Fish]!"

"The whole production process is time-consuming and labor-intensive. First, the arctic shrimp and scale fish need to be smashed together, and their shells and bones are broken into small pieces, and then they are stirred evenly and placed in a large ice cave to ferment for half a year to a year."

"During this long period of time, the two foods will react with each other, turning into a puddle of gray-black mud-like substance that exudes a peculiar smell."

"The black mud is not the final product yet. It needs to be fished out and placed in the sun to dry. After three to five days, a layer of white fluff will grow on it."

"Add some seawater to the hairy black mud, then add a few sticks of slime algae, stir well, and these things will slowly freeze, turning into a soft, tender, stinky fish jelly with a strange taste!"

"If you taste it carefully when you eat it, you can still eat white hair that can pull long filaments!"

The more Zoro spoke, the more excited the expression on his face became, and he couldn't help swallowing when he talked about being able to draw silk.

"I'm going to buy some stinky fish jelly right now, so you guys can try it too!"

After saying this, it ran in the direction of the cart impatiently.

Seeing the back of Zoro Sashazi running away, Shamanlaer and Alicia looked at each other, and they both saw panic in each other's eyes.

Can they not eat this stinky fish jelly?

It is fermented into mud and has long white hair. The production process of this stinky fish jelly is really not an operation that these shallow tropical fish can understand.

Just when the two of them were feeling uneasy, Zorro had already run to the trolley, and couldn't wait to shout to the two Lima penguins: "I want three stinky fish jellies! One of them needs to be smelly! The other two None!"

Seeing that the business was coming, the Lima penguins nodded repeatedly and replied, "Okay! You can watch it!"

After finishing speaking, they bent down and picked some thick snow from the ground, and made them into bowls.

Putting the ice bowl on the cart, the Lima penguins opened one of the compartments on the cart.

Following their movements, Shamanlael and Alicia, who were watching the situation from a distance, immediately smelled a more intense stench.

How should I say this taste, it is like a person who has been constipated for many years suddenly soaked it hard, then forgot to flush it, put it in the toilet and ferment it for three days and three nights to form the taste.

"yue!" The indescribably pungent smell rushed into the nasal cavity, causing Shamanlell and Alicia to cover their mouths and noses tacitly, for fear that they would accidentally spit it out.

"One stinks!" He took out a ball of fist-sized stinky fish jelly and put it on the freshly prepared plate. The seller Lima Penguin opened the next grid and scooped up a spoonful of black unknown fish jelly inside. The substance was poured evenly on top.

After pouring the toppings, this stinky fish jelly was instantly sublimated.

Shamanleir seemed to be able to see wisps of black air rising from the stinky fish jelly.

These are the souls of dead arctic shrimp and scale fish, they are shouting, roaring, entrenched on the stinky fish jelly for a long time.

We are obviously delicious, why not eat fresh!

Whether it's sashimi or boiled, it's delicious one by one, why do we have to make this kind of dark cuisine.

Not reconciled!We are not reconciled!
Seeing the bursts of black air emanating from the stinky fish jelly, Shamanlael and Alicia hugged each other and shivered.

Hey, hey, is this really edible?You won't let them leave this beautiful world early, will you?
However, unlike the frightened Samantel mother and son, Zorro not only did not find the smell unpleasant, but even took a deep breath and made an intoxicated voice: "Oh, it smells so good!"

"Just smelling it makes my mouth water! Sigh!"

Sucking the saliva overflowing from his mouth, he casually threw the three white bone pieces onto the cart, and Zoro happily walked back with three bowls of stinky fish jelly.

"Samanale! Alicia! I'm back with delicious food!" Zoro excitedly shouted at the two mermaids in the distance, holding up the stinky fish jelly.

"No, no, no! You should eat it!" Seeing Zoro getting closer, Alicia backed away again and again, shaking her head like a rattle.

"That's right! It's better for you to eat!" Shaman Lair also retreated together.

"Oh! It's okay, you can't eat fish to death!" Seeing Shamanleer and Alicia, who were full of rejection, Zorro approached them with a bowl of stinky fish jelly in one hand.

Such a delicious thing, how can you not try it!

It's a bit overwhelming the first time, but once you get used to it, it'll be fine!
As a loyal fan of stinky fish jelly, Zorro has to take out this "delicacy" today!
"Take a bite! Just take a bite!"

"Do not…"

"Take a bite, it's really delicious!"

"But…"

"No but, I promise you won't regret it after eating it!"

"Then let me try?"

Impressed by Zorro's enthusiasm, Shamanlell pinched his nose and took a bite of the stinky fish jelly.

"Hmm..." He made an unintelligible voice, his eyelids trembling violently.

At the moment of eating the stinky fish jelly, Shamanlael seemed to feel an electric current passing through his body.

The taste is not important anymore, the strong stimulation from the tip of the tongue, and the "fragrant" smell that surrounds the lips and teeth after one sip, make Shamanleer feel that his soul is trembling.

Dimly, he saw a group of little angels wearing wreaths and bare buttocks singing around his head.

Hallelujah Hallelujah
Poor child, you are suffering, come to heaven with me!
May you never have this food again in your next life, amen!

"How about it, isn't it delicious!" Zorro asked excitedly when he saw that Shaman Lair hadn't responded for a long time.

Turning his head to look at it weakly, Shamanlael showed a relieved smile on his face, and white foam overflowed from his mouth, just like that, he fainted with a smile!

May there be no stinky fish jelly in heaven, Amen!
(End of this chapter)