From the sword of the third master

Chapter 68
Early autumn.

Kunlun Mountains.

The sun came in from the top of the peak and fell in this quiet "Valley of the Wicked", warm and lazy.

Xiao Yu'er basked in the sun and was also lazy.

He sat at the tea stall near the entrance, counting his harvest.

He snatched all these things, or even cheated them, with many tricks——

"Corpse powder? It's useless." Xiao Yu'er curled her lips and threw it away.

"Short sword? There are so many precious stones inlaid? It's not bad for self-defense. You can exchange it for silver in an emergency. You have to keep this." Nodding, he put the sword on his belt.

"Strong laxatives? You must keep them for harm. Take them."

"Hand-painted picture book? Chun...cough cough, I'm still young, heroes are useless, throw..."

Pick and choose.

After processing the harvest, Xiao Yu'er sighed: "The grown-ups are getting more and more careless, and there is not even a decent one. It's really boring, alas."

Growing up in the Valley of the Wicked, Xiao Yuer is ten years old this year.

For the reason of protecting himself, coupled with the deliberate connivance of several uncles, he gained the nickname of "Little Demon Star".Not to mention the adults, even the dog has to "ow" when it sees him, and walk around quickly.

Xiao Yu'er crossed his legs, a little lost in spirit.

He was in a daze for a while, then suddenly turned his head and stared in the direction of the entrance.

Based on past experience, Xiao Yu'er thinks it's better to play tricks on newcomers who just entered the valley, but unfortunately, there hasn't been any unlucky ones delivered to their door for a long time recently.

Waiting and waiting, hoping and hoping, his eyelids began to fight and he became drowsy.

Just at this time……

Xiao Yu'er was shocked suddenly, and quickly sat up straight.

There seems to be movement!
Yes, there was indeed a series of footsteps approaching outside. This sound was completely unrecognizable, and it was by no means someone he was familiar with.

Looks like it's entertainment time again.

Xiao Yu'er was full of anticipation, and the corners of his evil mouth gradually raised.

After waiting for a while, a strange face turned into the valley.

This is a man in his thirties, more than eight feet tall, and he is carrying a bundle in his hand.

This person's figure is extremely majestic, coupled with knife-like thick eyebrows, eagle-like eyes, and a powerful and bold aura immediately rushed towards him, like a beast!
Xiao Yuer was startled.

Amazing.

There are also many strong men in the Valley of the Wicked, but compared with him, everyone becomes chickens, they are pitifully weak.

However, although this man is handsome, he seems to be in a bad situation: his clothes are indistinguishable, tattered, and the boots on his feet are not much better, even his toes are exposed .

The big man saw Xiao Yu'er.

Xiao Yuer also saw each other.

"Hi Uncle." Xiao Yu'er waved his hand politely.

"Well, good." The big man wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to him as he walked, "Fuck, it's already autumn, but the weather is still so hot, it's terrible."

Huh?
Sichuan accent?

Xiao Yu'er tentatively asked: "Uncle, you were also forced by your enemies, so you hid in the Valley of the Wicked?"

"Who can force me? I'll come and leave as soon as I say I come to this rotten place in the Valley of the Wicked." The big man snorted coldly.

Xiao Yu'er said: "What a big tone, did you open the Valley of the Wicked?"

"Nonsense, of course I drove it. Back then, not only did I work hard, but I also added a lot of money."

Xiao Yu'er was taken aback: "Really? Are you also one of the top ten villains? But you didn't ask for advice..."

"Go, go, what are you inquiring about, little brat, whose baby are you?" The big man tilted his head to look at him, with a fierce look on his face.

Xiao Yuer's eyes rolled wildly, pretending to be afraid, and stammered: "I, I'm a medicine boy, working with Dr. Wan Chunliu in the medical center... Oh, by the way, my name is Xiaoyu Son."

"The little guy from Wanshen Doctor? Got it." The big man waved his hand, a little impatiently: "You can play here by yourself, I want to go in and find a few old friends to catch up with old friends, and take a gamble. Damn it, I'm If you don't gamble for a day, you will feel sad."

Xiao Yu'er did not leave, but stopped him instead: "Uncle, please wait."

The big man said: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Yu'er looked respectful: "Uncle came from a long way, even his lips are cracked, he must be very thirsty, and here happens to be a teahouse, why don't I pour you a glass of water to moisten your throat?"

The big man wondered: "When did this teahouse open in the Valley of the Wicked?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Uncle may have been away for too long, and he doesn't know the situation in the valley, so he opened it several years ago. A tea stand is set up at the entrance, and the newcomers who just arrived can get their own water if they want to drink. Wouldn't it be very convenient? Anyway No money either."

The big man said: "Oh, that's fine, I'm really thirsty, so hurry up and pour it."

Xiao Yu'er said: "Okay, please come inside, uncle."

The big man nodded, walked in and sat down with his burden in hand.

On the other side, Xiao Yu'er walked around to the back of the stall and quickly found the teapot and cups, with a mischievous smile on his face.

Sichuan accent.

Huge body.

Full of sturdy spirit.

And love to gamble.

These characteristics are easily reminiscent of a legendary character.

Grinning his teeth, Xiao Yu'er actually took out the "trophy" from earlier, put the laxative in the kettle, and shook it vigorously.

"Little baby, are you alright?" The big man urged from outside.

"Uncle, don't worry, the good tea is here..."

Xiao Yu'er quickly walked back to the front, set up the cup, and obediently poured water for the "guest", filling it full.

"Gudong gudong." The big man took it up and drank it, his mouth repeatedly moaning happily.

The man drank it happily, and Xiao Yuer watched it happily, and his heart was full of joy.

"Uncle, do you want more?"

"continue."

"Ok!"

"Gudong Gudong..."

Xiao Yu'er held back her laughter until her stomach ached.

Because he was afraid of revealing his secrets, he picked his toes vigorously, with a serious face.

At this moment, the big man suddenly untied his burden.

Xiao Yu'er took a sneak peek and thought there was something good hidden, but it turned out to be some dry food or something.

The big man rummaged through the bundle, and took out a roast chicken: "Little boy, go and find me a knife... The tea is so smooth, I'm actually hungry."

Xiao Yuer said: "Yes."

He sneaked to the back to look for it again, but where did the knife come from in the tea stand?
Xiao Yu'er had no choice but to turn back, took out the dagger from his belt and handed it over: "Uncle, I didn't find a knife, so you will use this one."

"Alright." The big man was not picky.

He took the roast chicken in his hand, cut and ate it with a dagger, and devoured it hungrily.

"Little baby." The big man suddenly cut the roast chicken in half, and gestured at the little fish: "Your reward."

Xiao Yu'er said: "Thank you Uncle, I'm not hungry."

The big man rolled his eyes strangely: "Huh? Is there anything else I can't give you?"

Xiao Yu'er was worried that he would be offended, so he had no choice but to take it, put it in his mouth and bite: "Okay, it's from the elders, I don't dare to say goodbye, thank you."

Not to mention, this chicken is marinated so oily, salty, and delicious.

The man quickly cleaned up the rest of the meat, wiped his mouth, and was about to leave with his bag. "goodbye."

"Hahahahaha..."

Xiao Yu'er estimated the time, and felt that the drug effect should have occurred, so he burst into a burst of wild laughter, and quickly backed away, far, far away.

The big man was surprised and said: "You, what are you crazy about, you little brat?"

Xiao Yu'er was so happy that he shivered all over his body: "Hahaha, is your Excellency the 'evil gambler' Xuanyuan Sanguang?"

The big man was even more surprised: "You actually recognize me?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "I've recognized you since you came in. People say that the ten villains are more vicious and cunning than the other. Tch, I don't think so. Especially you, you are as stupid as a bull .”

The big man's face suddenly changed, turning red and then white, as if very sad.

He covered his stomach, and roared angrily: "Your ancestor is a ban, son of a bitch, you dare to drug me? In the tea..."

"Uncle Xuanyuan, don't panic, what you're drinking isn't poison, it's nothing more than something to aid digestion, you'll be fine after a couple of days." Xiao Yu'er said with a smile.

The big man's expression became very distorted, and he seemed to be unable to hold back anymore.

He struggled to stand up, wanting to go over and beat Xiao Yu'er, but unfortunately he sat back halfway through standing, grinning.

"Little bastard, who are you?"

Xiao Yuer proudly said: "Listen up, big stupid cow, I am the disciple of the five villains, the most intelligent person in the universe, a genius boy nicknamed 'Jade Face Little White Dragon', Xiao Yuer!"

Big guy: "I XXX you XXX..."

He was beeping and cursing over there, and Xiao Yu'er was laughing in the distance, the more others scolded him, the happier he was.

Xiao Yu'er even wrapped his hands, formed a small horn around his mouth, and shouted vigorously: "Hurry up, everyone, come and see, this fool is so shy, he shits in his crotch... "

Here and now, an unexpected change happened!
Xiao Yu'er smiled, but suddenly felt something was wrong with her stomach!
A sharp urge to defecate came straight to the lower body, caught off guard, and caused severe pain.

"Puff puff."

Xiao Yu'er couldn't help but fart a few times.

Never believe a single fart when you're running.

"This... you... oh..."

Xiao Yu'er's face also became miserable, and his expression was extremely wonderful.

He clamped his legs desperately, trying to hold back, hold back, hold back, but in the end, he failed.

"..."

When Xiao Yu'er was in a slump, the big man seemed to be a different person.

He stared at Xiao Yu'er indifferently, his body was no longer hurt, his complexion was no longer bitter, and he straightened his waist.

It was only then that Xiao Yu'er discovered that the other party's eyes were deep and indifferent, and they were definitely not as rude as he imagined, but rather shrewd and shrewd!
Xiao Yuer lost his voice: "You didn't drink my water at all?"

The big man said: "You little devil, with your eyeballs rolling around, you don't look like a good person. I have already prepared myself. I did drink, but I didn't drink."

???

Xiao Yu'er couldn't understand.

"What does it mean to drink but not drink?"

The big man didn't speak, just moved his position.

Xiao Yu'er suddenly saw that the ground under his left foot was actually wet, a large piece of it was wet!

"You, you used your internal force to force the laxative out?"

"Correct."

Xiao Yu'er was very unconvinced: "Then what if I inject a poison that will kill you immediately if you drink it?"

The big man smiled and said, "I bet you won't."

"how to say?"

The big man's face was full of confidence: "After all, we have only met for the first time. It is illogical to kill a complete stranger. You just want to play tricks on me, and you are not really crazy."

"..."

Hunting geese all day long, but being pecked by geese in the eyes, Xiao Yu'er can only admit that he is dead.

He sighed and said: "Such a strong internal force, such a deep scheming, Uncle Xuanyuan really lives up to his reputation. However, there is one more thing I don't want to understand."

The big man said: "Oh?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "The reason why I have diarrhea must be because I ate the roast chicken you gave me, otherwise I can't explain it."

The big man said: "Yes."

"How do you switch laxatives from water to chicken?"

"It's very simple. Remember when I took out the roast chicken and asked you to find a knife?"

Xiao Yuer suddenly realized: "You sent me away on purpose!"

The big man said: "That's right. I used the water in the teapot, dipped the chicken in some time, and gave it to you to eat. I want to see what happens."

Xiao Yu'er said: "I said why the water is squeaking, and I thought it was the fat of the chicken itself! The half you cut off and gave it to me was dipped?"

The big man looked at him with a playful expression on his face: "Yes, it seems that the medicine is quite effective."

"..."

Xiao Yu'er's trouser legs were cold, and his heart was even colder. He was disappointed and aggrieved, so he couldn't cry.

The big man said: "Are you okay?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "It's gone."

"Okay, then it's my turn."

Xiao Yuer: "???"

The big man imitated his appearance, put his hands around his mouth and shouted: "Come and see, here is a doll who claims to be the most intelligent person in the world, but he can't control his little butt, and the feces flow from the legs of his trousers to the ground." Yes, don't miss it when you pass by..."

Xiao Yu'er panicked for a while, stomped her feet, covered her face and walked away.

Run faster than a rabbit.

"Hey."

The big man stared at his back and smiled: "Xiaomian, follow me Xuanyuan... no, fight with me Master Chen, you are still a little tender!"

(End of this chapter)