I have a two world clock

Chapter 22 Farce
"Who are you scolding?"

Seeing Li Mu taking advantage of him, Mao Shengliang became even angrier: "I am your uncle! I am your own father!"

Li Mu looked at Mao Shengliang with a smile: "My dear son, call Dad!"

He was indifferent to Mao Shengliang's yelling, with a cheap expression of "you hit me if you don't accept it": "You know how to bully the old man, come and lick my feet if you have the ability, I promise you won't stink to death!"

Mao Shengliang: "...Why should I lick your feet?"

Li Mu: "Just because I am your father!"

Mao Shengliang was furious: "Damn..."

His eyes turned red from Li Mu's anger, and he flew towards Li Mu, punching him immediately.

Several onlookers were startled, someone jumped out hastily and grabbed Mao Shengliang: "Brother Mao, Brother Mao, don't get excited!"

The man whispered: "So many people are watching us! If you really hit him, we will be passive. Professional athletes take the initiative to beat ordinary people, which will be punished!"

The laws of Xia State stipulate that professional athletes cannot initiate conflicts with ordinary people. If athletes take the initiative to injure ordinary people, the crime will be aggravated.

On the contrary, non-official martial arts practitioners who have not been officially certified, after conflicts with others, the government will not deliberately conduct quantitative comparisons.

"Damn, let him be so arrogant?"

Facing the people who blocked him, Mao Shengliang's anger dropped a bit, but he was still upset: "There are so many people watching in the live broadcast room. If I don't express anything, the audience will not be willing!"

The person who blocked Mao Shengliang was one of the backbones of their anti-counterfeiting team, named Qian Yan, who belonged to a group of educated, rational but immoral people.

Just like the live broadcast activities of Master of Counterfeiting, they have consulted relevant lawyers in advance, and have taken some countermeasures in advance for some situations that the broadcaster may encounter, including the unexpected situation like Li Mu who suddenly intervened in the live broadcast response.

"Calm down, just leave this matter to us!"

Qian Yan patted Mao Shengliang's arm: "Don't talk all the time."

Then he turned and looked at Li Mu: "Friend, we are live broadcasting here, please don't disturb the live broadcast."

Li Mu looked disdainful: "Still broadcasting the live broadcast? What are you broadcasting live? Live broadcast beating old men and old ladies?"

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room were all attracted by the sudden appearance of Li Mu. Now listening to Li Mu's words were full of irony, many viewers suddenly felt that what Li Mu said made sense, and the bullet screen kept popping up on the screen.

"666. What this person said seems to make sense. Hu Zongfei is in his 60s, and Brother Mao is only in his thirties. He is indeed beating an old man and an old lady!"

"Fuck, don't tell me I haven't realized it yet. It turns out that Hu Zongfei is over 60. Why didn't the broadcaster introduce the old man's age?"

"In the final analysis, our requirements for martial arts are too high, so high that we deliberately ignore the age and physical data of martial arts enthusiasts."

"Damn it, it's not the fault of martial arts movies and TV shows! In movies and TV shows, the deeper the skill, the older you get, the more powerful you get! It made me think that the same is true of martial arts in reality!"

"Film and television is film and television, reality is reality, the two cannot be confused!"

"But I like to exaggerate my own kung fu most. They are all martial arts enthusiasts. I have never seen a few professional athletes say that their coach can break a big tree with one punch!"

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, let's see how Brother Mao responds this time."

"This kid doesn't seem to be a good stubble!"

"By the way, don't you guys think this provocative guy looks a little handsome?"

Li Mu is handsome, tall, and has a strong physique from years of martial arts training, making him far more handsome than Mao Shengliang when standing in front of the camera, with a full sense of camera.

Just one stop at the scene is enough to attract the attention of most audiences.

Qian Yan was a bit confused about Li Mu's background, but naturally she couldn't be subdued at the live broadcast, and said viciously to Li Mu: "What do you mean beating old men and old ladies? We signed the agreement in advance, and it was notarized at the notary office, and it has legal effect." You don't want to slander people with empty teeth, you will be legally responsible for what you say!"

Li Mu: "Repay the legal responsibility? Who are you ignoring? Your private bullshit contract has no legal effect at all, and you are still talking about the law here?"

The so-called competition agreement of the live broadcast team is signed in the name of an individual, and has no legal effect at all.

After all, Li Mu is considered a college student. He himself likes to challenge opponents everywhere, and he has also signed the so-called competition agreement, so he knows all about it.

Seeing that she couldn't scare Li Mu, Qian Yan immediately became calm: "Who the hell are you? You ruined a good live broadcast! The loss you caused to our live broadcast, when our legal department contacted you, I hope you can still be so glib!"

Li Mu looked upright: "Eh? As an outstanding citizen of the Great Xia Kingdom, the relevant departments should reward me for stopping a vicious fight. As criminals, you dare to sue me? Even if I agree , the majority of netizens don’t agree either!”

He suddenly leaned closer to the live broadcast camera next to him: "Hey, are you saying I'm right?"

Qian Yan was furious: "Don't tell me you ruined our live broadcast, how dare you occupy our live broadcast resources? You...then who, cut the screen quickly, don't shoot him!"

The audience before the live broadcast were all happy:
"Pfft! This buddy is interesting!"

"Stealing the position of anchor in front of Brother Mao, this operation is really coquettish!"

"I don't think it's annoying, but I think this person is very interesting!"

"Strongly recommend, when Brother Mao challenges Master Chuanwu again in the future, he must bring this person as a fan!"

"Hey, if you talk about flattery, I won't be sleepy!"

"What happened to Pengping? Did Pengping dig your ancestral grave?"

Seeing that Li Mu's popularity soared, more and more topics were discussed about him. In just a short period of time, the number of topics was catching up with Mao Shengliang, and even surpassed Mao Shengliang.

When several anchors saw the barrage in the live broadcast, they almost went crazy with anger.

They have worked so hard for such a long live broadcast, but it is not as good as Li Mu's few minutes of showing his face.

"Okay, okay, let's go!"

After Li Mu froze in front of the live broadcast camera, he began to drive away the crowd: "What's so interesting about Internet celebrities beating an old man? You have to watch an old man beating a little girl!"

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter, and a young man shouted, "The old man is so weak, he still beat a fart! You have to look at the young ones..."

Most of the onlookers were retired old men and old ladies, and they all glared at the young man upon hearing this.

This kid offended all the middle-aged and elderly people at once, and even Hu Zongfei who was beside him snorted coldly: "What's wrong with the old man? The old man can still come forward to fight with the young man. Aren't you young, come on, come on, uncle and you Join hands!"

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this, the barrage suddenly flew up, and everyone was overjoyed.

This was originally a passionate sparring live broadcast, but it was abruptly turned into a human comedy.

Mao Shengliang's face was extremely ugly, looking at Li Mu as if he was killing his father and enemy: "Okay, you boy wait!"

Seeing that his face was ferocious and scary, Li Mu quickly took the opportunity to look startled in front of the camera, then pointed at Mao Shengliang, and shouted loudly: "He is threatening me! Everyone has seen it, he is threatening me! I If anything goes wrong recently, he must have found someone to do it!"

Mao Shengliang's face was as ugly as if he had eaten a stool. Under the persuasion of his manager, he turned and left the park, feeling rather bleak.

On the contrary, several anchors became interested in Li Mu, but now that they are eating with Mao Shengliang's team, it's not good to betray the team directly, otherwise, they would have broadcast Li Mu long ago.

This guy has a lot of topicality at first glance!

After Mao Shengliang left, Li Mu looked at Hu Zongfei: "Old Hu, you will entertain yourself in the future, and no one will trouble you. If you dare to brag about Tai Chi masters, sooner or later you will blow it up." One day. At that time, I will not help you anymore!"

Hu Zongfei's old face was flushed: "I'm not rushing the ducks to the shelves, I was forced to do nothing, I signed the contract as soon as my head got hot."

Li Mu was too lazy to say anything, turned around and walked out of the park, returning to his own community.

Recently, my mother has been urging blind dates, and the May Day holiday is coming soon.

Li Mu is going to go home early to avoid the May Day holiday, so that he can save himself from getting stuck in the middle of the road, and even urinating and defecating will become a big problem.

And the most important thing is that this time I go back to my hometown, no matter what, I have to read the family's animal skin booklet carefully.

(End of this chapter)