I have a two world clock

Chapter 61 The ancestors seem to have been rich
"When I was your age, I had a third concubine!"

Li Chengzu looked at Li Mu with a heartbroken expression on his face: "There are three ways to be unfilial, and having no offspring is the greatest! Your grandfather and I are already ninety now, if you don't have a great-grandson again, your crime will be serious!"

He waved to Li Haichuan: "Fork out! Fork out!"

Li Mu said with a hippie smile: "Don't, grandpa! Don't worry, looking for a wife is not about buying things, so you can't be overly selective. If you find someone who doesn't worry about it, marry him, and you will be in trouble every day." , it would be better not to marry!"

He stepped forward and helped Li Chengzu's arm: "Grandpa, please sit down first and taste the tea I brought you. I guarantee you will still want to drink it!"

Li Chengzu snorted, and shook off Li Mu's support: "Go! I'm not old enough to be supported!"

He sat down opposite Li Haichuan, and tapped the table with his index finger.

Li Haichuan hastily poured him a cup of tea: "The tea brought by Xiaomu is very unusual, so don't drink it in a hurry."

Li Chengzu picked up the teacup and said, "How unusual is it? Is it still fairy tea?"

He took a sip, and his face changed color.

The old man turned his head to look at Li Mu, then closed his eyes slightly, his eyebrows and beard trembled, and after a while, he coughed a few times, and spit out a big mouthful of bloodshot black phlegm into the trash can.

After a while, he coughed a few more times, and spit out a few mouthfuls of black phlegm.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

He coughed heart-piercingly, blushed and ran to the bathroom with a thick neck, coughing violently into the toilet, and it took a long time for him to calm down.

Li Haichuan patted Li Chengzu on the back lightly, with a concerned expression on his face: "Dad, are you okay?"

Li Chengzu reached out and pressed the toilet button, flushed away the dirt, rinsed his mouth and washed his hands, wiped his face with a towel, took a deep breath, and suddenly laughed: "Good tea!"

He came to the living room and sat down in front of the coffee table again: "Xiao Mu, you sit down too."

After Li Mu sat down, Li Chengzu's face became serious: "Xiao Mu, where did you get this tea?"

Li Mu said: "Let's talk in the room!"

Li Chengzu and Li Haichuan and his son looked at each other, got up together, and walked to Li Mu's bedroom.

Li Mu's bedroom is about [-] square meters. In addition to a big bed, there is also a bookcase next to the bed.

Next to the bookcase, there is a desk facing the window, next to the desk is a computer desk, next to it are wardrobes, towel racks and other furnishings.

After coming to the bedroom, Li Mu put the emerald green storage gourd hanging from his waist on the desk, and glanced at Li Chengzu and Li Haichuan: "Grandpa, Dad, I had a little adventure recently."

When he said this, he tapped the small gourd lightly with his fingertips, and suddenly a rune flashed on the green little gourd, and there was already a fist-sized Tian Huangshi on the table.

Then Li Mu tapped his fingertips again, and the green-skinned gourd flashed again, but this time there was an emerald rough on the table, and then a long sword.

"This……"

Li Chengzu looked shocked: "What's going on?"

This little gourd was only the size of the belly of a finger, but it spit out a long sword more than three feet long and a stone the size of a fist, which was beyond the old man's thinking and cognition.

On the contrary, Li Haichuan keeps pace with the times, likes to surf the Internet, has read many online novels, and knows the settings in some fairy tale novels.

Although he was surprised at this moment, he could still hold back: "Could this frankly be the legendary storage gourd?"

Li Mu nodded and said: "Well, I was shopping at Wencheng Antique Street some time ago. I spent 100 yuan on this small gourd, and then accidentally got some blood dripping on it. This gourd recognizes me as the master. ..."

He made up a story for himself according to the current setting of the bad street of Internet literature.

The general idea is that I bought such a storage gourd by mistake, and then the storage gourd recognized the owner, opened the space in the gourd, and got a lot of good things from it, including elixir, magic weapon and so on.

Now I have become a master of Qi training who can hit a hundred, and the tea leaves just now are what he took out of the gourd space...

It is impossible for him to tell the truth about all his own experiences, but it is also impossible to hide everything from his closest relatives.

Three generations of the old Li family passed on a single pass.

Li Chengzu married his concubine Liufang all his life and gave birth to 23 daughters before he gave birth to a son like Li Haichuan after liberation.

But Li Haichuan had only one son, Li Mu, because of the policy.

Li Mu can really be regarded as the only seedling in a thousand hectares of land. From childhood to adulthood, one can imagine the love he has received.

His more than 20 aunts, hundreds of cousins, all of them doted on him, loved him, and dared not let him suffer the slightest grievance.

Especially Li Chengzu, the greatest wish of the old man in his life is to let the old Li family flourish and pass on the blood of the old Li family. He has always hoped that Li Mu can get married and have children as soon as possible. He has a great-grandson in his arms for a few years.

Li Mu has a great opportunity now, but a great opportunity also means a great crisis. In the world of the Great Yin Dynasty, immortals and demons appeared together, and dangers were everywhere, full of unexpected dangers.

Li Mu himself is not a dog, if he is allowed to grow up in the dark like a dog, it will be more uncomfortable than killing him.

A man born between heaven and earth should straighten his back and walk forward against the wind. If he wags his tail and begs for mercy and acts like a dog, and shrinks his head and hides like a turtle, then what's the point of living?
But with his personality, he might meet a difficult guy at any time, get injured, maimed, or even die.

It doesn't matter if he dies, but the old man in the family, the white-haired man sending the black-haired man, is afraid that he will be heartbroken, and he probably won't live for a long time.

Therefore, even if he is planning for the future, Li Mu has to reveal something to his family, lest he really encounters a life-and-death crisis, or when it is difficult to contact him during retreat, it can also give everyone some hope and reduce some pain.

His father and grandfather were the people he trusted the most. If they kept something secret from them, it would be meaningless, and of course it was impossible to tell everything.

"So, you got an adventure and have become a legendary Qi Refiner?"

After listening to Li Mu's story, Li Haichuan gave Li Mu a lot of attention: "Come on, take two steps and try!"

Li Mu: "...No, Dad, I am a noble Qi refiner anyway, and I also have dignity. If you let me take two steps, I will take two steps? Don't tell me I, Mr. Li, don't want to lose face... ..."

Snapped!
Li Haichuan slapped Li Mu on the head: "What nonsense!"

Li Mu looked up to the sky and sighed: "Being a master outside, you have to be a grandson when you go home!"

Next to him, Li Chengzu raised his foot and kicked Li Haichuan: "Why are you showing such prestige to the child!"

Li Haichuan was kicked, and immediately said embarrassingly: "Father, didn't I teach my son a lesson?"

Li Chengzu said angrily: "Then I will teach my son a lesson!"

He raised his arms and wanted to hit Li Haichuan, but Li Haichuan hurriedly avoided: "Hey, old man, you are so old, you have old arms and legs, don't be shy! Xiao Mu, please persuade your grandpa!"

Li Mu: "Hey, that's not right. If you want to hit me, it's my grandfather who hit you. Why should I persuade you?"

Li Haichuan stared and scolded: "It's against you? Hurry up, don't stop!"

Li Mu had no choice but to support Li Chengzu: "Grandpa, grandpa, calm down, my dad is not sensible, don't be as knowledgeable as him!"

Li Haichuan: "..."

Li Chengzu snorted, sat on the bed, and said to Li Mu: "Xiao Mu, if your father dares to bully you in the future, grandpa will vent his anger on you!"

When he said this, a look of curiosity appeared on his face: "You Qi refiner, what kind of skills do you have? You should show grandpa thoroughly, so that grandpa can also see and see."

Li Mu smiled: "Okay!"

He took out a paper puppet and threw it on the ground: "Duh!"

The paper puppet swelled against the wind, and instantly turned into a man in iron armor with a height of two feet.

Holding double hammers, the big man put his head on the roof beams, his feet on the floor, his head was like a fence, and his eyes were like copper bells. He knelt down on one knee in front of Li Mu, and said softly, "Master!"

Li Chengzu and his son were taken aback. They looked at each other and saw the shock in each other's eyes.

Li Haichuan was bold, and immediately came to the armored man, and watched carefully.

I saw that this big man was almost the same as a normal person, except that his body was twice as thick and tall. When he reached out and touched his arm, he felt that his muscles were bulging, full of explosive power.

Especially the two sledgehammers in his hands, which were the size of watermelons and weighed at least a few hundred catties. In the hands of this big man, they were as light as a lamp grass and as if they were nothing.

"This is?"

Li Haichuan pointed to the kneeling armored man, hesitantly said: "Yellow Scarf Warrior?"

Li Mu smiled and said, "This is puppetry. This humanoid puppet can help in fighting, and can also do physical work."

Li Haichuan asked: "Can you block bullets?"

Li Mu shook his head and said, "It shouldn't be able to stop it. The power of thermal weapons is simply unstoppable by ordinary qi training methods."

Li Haichuan said: "That's useless! It's only because of the strength, there are cranes and forklifts, the work efficiency is high, and there are a lot of things. When it comes to real work, there are not many more puppets, and one less is quite a lot !"

Li Chengzu shook his head and said, "Why doesn't it work? At least it can be used for self-defense and counterattack."

Li Haichuan said: "If you are bullied now, you can't fight back. Once you fight back, it becomes a fight. If you injure the gangster, you will have to sue. This puppet is very strong. If you beat someone to death with a hammer, you will inevitably go to jail. You have to lose money, it's not practical!"

Li Chengzu sighed: "Hey, the year has changed, and now there are many laws and regulations that are specially designed to protect the bad guys."

He looked at Li Mu: "Is there any other way?"

Li Mudao: "I learned this puppet art by chance, and the real ability is the Nine-turn Yuandan Jue handed down in our family."

Li Chengzu was stunned: "Our family's skills? Xiaomu, our family's kung fu is not very easy to use, don't lie to grandpa."

Li Mudao: "I also practiced our family's kung fu again after taking a panacea, only to find that the family kung fu is not ordinary."

When he said this, he turned his head to look at a piece of rough jadeite on the desk, his eyes flashed with fire, and with a "bang", the rough jadeite placed on the desk jumped suddenly, as if hit by a bullet, and shattered on the spot. It split open, revealing the crystal-clear emerald green jade flesh inside.

"This is the pure yang witnessing technique!"

Li Mu looked at the shocked Li Chengzu and his son: "Our family's pamphlet has this kind of exercise, I happened to remember it, and then I practiced it!"

Li Chengzu murmured: "Pure Yang Witnessing Technique? It's just the eyes that can be so lethal?"

Li Haichuan was also stunned for a while, before he asked: "What is the killing distance of your witnessing technique?"

Li Mu said: "Around 500 meters, if it exceeds 500 meters, the power will drop sharply."

Li Haichuan: "Good guy, this is comparable to the killing distance of a bullet!"

Li Chengzu murmured: "The exercises handed down by our family are so powerful? In this way, our ancestors seem to be more generous..."

The three of them talked for a long time in the house, and it was not until Yuan Qinghua called them to dinner outside that this simple but extraordinary meeting of the men of the Li family came to an end.

After breakfast, Li Chengzu and Li Haichuan got up at the same time, looked at Li Mu: "Let's go!"

Yuan Qinghua asked strangely: "Dad, Haichuan, what are you doing here?"

Li Chengzu said: "Go to the ancestral house!"

(End of this chapter)