Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 49 Everyone is a prisoner in a cage called ego!
In front of the bookstore, Gintoki and Jiraiya, who jointly bought the photobook, also started a heated debate and competition over who should read it first.

After a full 10 minutes, the two people who did not argue for a result finally negotiated a very fair and feasible method.

That is, passers-by who don't know each other will be the referee, and under the witness of the referee, a game of rock-paper-scissors will be played to determine the outcome!
"Hey, that guy, come and help!"

Zilai, who was clutching the photobook with one hand and not letting go, also noticed a passerby passing by, and pointed at the passerby without looking back and shouted this sentence.

"Wait, wait, wait!"

Yinshi, who was also holding the photo book tightly with one hand, suddenly thought of something, and doubted: "It really doesn't matter if you just find a passer-by like this? Is that guy a babysitter arranged by you? Really not Did you deliberately arrange to entrust with your group?"

"How is it possible! You are too suspicious! Enough! Hurry up!"

Ji Lai, who had already lost his patience, burst into veins instantly and retorted angrily, this silver-haired brat is really irritating!
"Then what, please, can I store this with you first?"

As Gintoki said, he also turned sideways with Jiraiya and handed the photobook to the long-haired passerby who stopped because of Jiraiya's call.

However, when he fully saw the appearance of this long-haired passer-by, Jiraiya's expression gradually changed, and the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably.

"Jiraiya, what are you doing here?"

The owner of the white, slender, bony hand holding the photobook handed over by the two of them questioned without warmth.

"Yeah, what the hell... I just took a short break in the middle, I swear, I'm definitely not being lazy! Ahahaha..."

Ji Lai was also stroking the messy white hair, raised his head and laughed foolishly, trying to use this method to lower the murderous aura on the opponent.

But judging from the results, it didn't have any effect, and the opponent's murderous intent seemed to be floating around!

"Then what, I'm going back now! Don't worry, Orochimaru! I've said it since I've said it, and it's hard to chase after a word! The safety of your wife and children will never be the slightest mistake!"

Looking at Orochimaru with a cold face and the appearance of wanting to kill, Jiraiya also felt that the situation was not good, and he wanted to leave if he let go, but...

"Spirituality!"

boom! !

"White Snake, kill Zilaiya!"

Hearing the sound of Orochimaru behind him, and feeling that there seemed to be a huge monster attacking above his head, Jiraiya was also stepping on sandals, swinging his arms and just running for his life.

"Are you serious? Orochimaru!"

"Kill him!!"

boom! ! !
……

sunset.

Among the ruins, the indifferent Orochimaru was handcuffed by the law enforcement team of the Konoha Guard under the watchful eyes of the Konoha villagers.

At the same time, Ji Lai, who fell to the ground with tattered clothes and was in a coma, was also handcuffed by the guards and prepared to be escorted into the prison.

Of course, there was another silver-haired natural curly who suffered an indiscriminate disaster and was affected by the two, and was taken away by the security team on the charge of endangering the public safety of Muye Village.

Among the onlookers, a certain Fourth Hokage looked at the two white hairs who were dragged away in a coma, and wanted to say something but didn't know how to speak.

A certain white-haired ninja with a mask covering his face looked at his eldest brother who was taken away and sighed helplessly and shook his head.

"This stupid big brother..."

"Brother Yinshi! Leave the job of walking the dog and your unsatisfactory younger brother to me! Just focus on reforming in prison, don't worry!"

Obito clenched his fists to promise, and the tears continued.

"Who do you think is the younger brother who doesn't live up to expectations! Do you want to be beaten?" Kakashi became unhappy in an instant, and complained with blank eyes.

Obito acted as if he didn't hear it, and continued to shout at Gintoki with tears streaming down his face: "Although your younger brother has a bad temper, aggressive words, and cold attitude, which is annoying, but I will endure it! I will never give up on him of!"

"Obito, you bastard, come to the training ground for me now!"

Seeing Kakashi and Obito who were arguing, Minato and Rin looked at each other helplessly, then the latter sighed, took a step forward and stood between the two of them, and began to persuade them to fight.

"You two stop arguing!"

……

Kakashi couldn't understand why Obito, a big fool, would so persistently worship his useless big brother that he didn't even want to admit, just like Jiraiya couldn't understand why Konoha could be wiped out in just three days. All the prisoners in the prison are like younger brothers who have been trained to obey their words.

Looking at Yin Shi who was being called by the kind elder brother of those vicious prisoners in the prison, Zilai just remained expressionless and silent.

This kid... is not easy!
The fines and compensation for destroying Konoha public safety and damaging buildings are ultimately borne by Orochimaru alone.

For Orochimaru, one of Konoha's three ninjas, this little money is just a small amount of money for an A-level task, and he didn't take it to heart at all.

Considering that the attitude of the three people to plead guilty is not bad, the final punishment for the three people is only to pay fines, compensation and detention for one week.

Sixth day of prison life...

Prison cafeteria, lunch time.

While watching Yin being beaten on the shoulders and back by the vicious prisoners who were still vicious on the first day, Zi Lai on the side also couldn't spit out his old mouth.

The former prison boss, who was tall and thick and not a good person at first glance, stretched out a piece of cake in front of Yinshi with a flattering attitude.

"Brother! I have collected all the small cakes for today's dessert! Open your mouth, ah—"

boom! !

After calmly pressing the head of the so-called boss on the table and smashing the entire table, Gintoki spoke casually.

"Why did happy dessert time turn into this hellish scene? Believe it or not?"

"I'm so sorry! Big brother! So can you use the service attitude of a maid?!"

"That's even more hell, okay! Just thinking about it makes me lose my appetite, okay?"

"Then, if you don't have any appetite, let me be a lecherous fairy..."

Jiraiya opened his mouth, just as he was about to take a piece of cake from the plate full of cakes in front of Yinshi, he suddenly felt the vicious and hateful eyes of the prisoners standing behind Yinshi!

Jilai also had no doubts, as long as he stretched his hand another centimeter into the plate, the prisoners would rush to him!

Zilai, who didn't want to cause trouble, finally gave up. He didn't want to be sentenced to additional prison terms for causing trouble, and he wanted to go out as soon as possible to collect information!

Resentfully withdrew his hand, Zilai also picked up his fork, just as he was about to pick up his own cake, but suddenly found that the cake he had just received had disappeared at some point!
"What are you looking at? Old man?"

Behind Yinshi, a prisoner holding a piece of cake in both hands looked condescendingly at Jiraiya who was looking around for the cake.

"All the cakes belong to Big Brother!"

Jiraiya: ...

(End of this chapter)