Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 85 Respect script routines!
"It has been a few days since the mutation happened, and the enemy has captured most of the ghost country and the swamp country. According to the information provided by the witch of the ghost country—Miss Maitreya, the so-called puppet army is actually a part of some kind of puppetry. kind."

Hearing this, Obito, the black-haired version of Naruto, clenched his fists and replied energetically: "Then, wouldn't it be good to get rid of the manipulator quickly?"

"That's the problem. From Ms. Maitreya's letter, we can know that the manipulator is not a human being, but an alien monster called a monster. Some ninjas used the power of the monster to create an army with an immortal body. And he himself hides in the dark and refuses to show up."

Hearing what Minato said, the calm Kakashi also guessed something, pinched his chin and analyzed: "So our task is to find the location of the mastermind behind the scenes and get rid of him..."

"That's right." Minato nodded, still did not turn around, and continued on his own: "And considering that it is a monster from another world that I have never seen before, Kushina, who is good at sealing techniques, will also be with you. If there is really no other way, then use the sealing technique to seal the sprites. Do you understand?"

"Hi! Understood!" ×4 (Kakashi, Obito, Rin, Shisui.)
"There is one more premise..." Minato changed the subject, and in order to make his words appear more majestic, he turned his body and looked at the few people with a serious expression, "That is, your mission must be hidden from the witches of the kingdom of ghosts."

"Hey?" Kushina was stunned for a moment, and then asked suspiciously: "Why? Isn't this the mission entrusted by the witch from the Kingdom of Ghosts?"

"No," Minato shook his head, because he was worried that the panda eyes on the other half of his face looked out of the window again, "The letter sent by the other party only told us to be careful about the ghost army, and mentioned everything about the sprites .so I have a bad feeling..."

"What do you mean?" Kushina asked again.

"I don't know, but I just have a bad premonition in my heart, Kakashi, take Hiraishen Kunai with me, and I will go there after I finish my work here."

"Hi!"

At this time, Gintoki, who had been silent all this time, finally thought of something and said, "Wait for me! Isn't the Kingdom of Demons the fourth movie version of NARUTO?!"

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go."

For Yintoki's occasional nonsense, Kakashi has long been familiar with it. He picked up Yintoki and walked towards the door. After all, this kind of scene of husband and wife parting is to leave some tender time for the two.

Others are here and will get in the way.

"Wait, wait, wait!"

Gintoki didn't give up, and while being dragged out by Kakashi, he still shouted at Minato: "It's useless to send us on this kind of mission! If you want to solve the final boss of that kind of theater version, you can only use Just use the same move as the Kameo Qigong in the Dragon O movie version! If you change it to NARUTO, it will be a spiral pill! We absolutely can’t do it! Also consider the force majeure of the script, you bastard!"

Ignoring Gintoki's yelling, Kakashi pulled Gintoki out and said perfunctorily: "Be quiet, it's a little bit of eyesight, stupid natural roll, spiral pill, right? I will, I will. Now Just keep quiet and leave time for…”

"You're so useless! That kind of thing needs the blessing of the protagonist's halo! Only Naruto can do it! It's amazing to have straight hair? You don't understand the pain of natural curly hair!"

"Hey, hey," Kakashi nodded perfunctorily, and closed the door of the Hokage Room, leaving only Kushina and Minato, "I know, I know."

"You know what a ghost! I think you don't know at all! You don't know the theater version of the routine and the pain of natural curls! You don't even know that even if the silver **** and NARUTO are added together, they can't compare with ONE PIECE The pain! It’s only half of it at most, bastard!”

Kakashi couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled out: "It's so noisy! What are you talking about?! What half!"

At this time, Yinshi's expression became serious in an instant, and he silently uttered two words under the eyes of others who didn't understand and didn't understand.

"……box office."

Everyone (except Obito): ...

So what the hell are you talking about? !

Everyone complained in their hearts at the same time, and only Obito clenched his fist and nodded seriously: "I see, I understand! Brother Yinshi!"

"What do you understand! I don't think you understand anything!"

Kakashi complained in an instant, and he was speechless in his heart about Obito's obsessive admiration for Silver Time for several years.It's also completely unclear, what is there to admire about such a guy.

He spends all day in the casino and loses all the commission money, not to mention his feet smell extremely bad.Not to mention the extremely smelly feet, he also had extremely smelly feet.

In short, the feet smell extremely!
At this time, Gintoki patted Obito on the shoulder, and praised: "It seems that you are the only one who understands the cruelty of the world, Obito-kun! Let's join hands and defeat ONE PIECE together! "

"Hi! Brother Yinshi!"

Obito's eyes filled with tears, and Kakashi, who was watching, was also extremely speechless, and even once suspected that Obito's brain might really not work well.

"ONE PIECE is only 100 billion! Silver's fucking 18 billion plus NARUTO's 26 billion is only more than half! After four and five, we are also one half of ONE PIECE! Remember, we are actually two ONE PIECE OF ONE PIECE!"

"Although I don't understand it, I remember it! Brother Yinshi!"

"Yo Xi, since you've remembered it, go and practice spiral pills hard. I will practice Gui O Qigong on the other side to support you!"

Looking at Gintoki's awe-inspiring back after finishing speaking, Obito couldn't stop crying for some reason.

"Leave it to me! Brother Gintoki!" Obito who wiped away his tears said with determination.

"Wait for me!!"

At this time, Kakashi finally broke out, and pulled Gintoki back behind him, "Give me enough time for this kind of unexplained third-rate plot! The mission is about to start, idiots!"

Yin Shi, whose escape plan was discovered, cut the corner of his mouth bitterly.

……

About half an hour later, Kushina was completely healed from the wound on his face and sent it out in person.

Looking at the shy Kushina and the harmless Minato, Gintoki also admires (despises) Minato's method of coaxing his wife.

"Okay, I'll hurry over after finishing some urgent work that has piled up."

Minato said so, and then glanced at the impatient Gintoki: "Gintoki, that matter..."

"Ah, I see, it's really troublesome." Gintoki waved his hand impatiently, and he was well aware of what Minato entrusted.

There is only one thing that Minato can care about so much, and that is his wife and the things in his wife's stomach.

(End of this chapter)