I feed on gods.

Chapter 377 Don't be a scumbag Lin Baici

Chapter 377 Don't be a scumbag Lin Baici

[For most god hunters, this kind of divine favor is very tasteless, because it requires extremely strong painters, but you have soul sketches! 】

[As for female stars, you can experiment by yourself. 】

Ghoul did not give detailed comments.

Lin Baici frowned slightly. This kind of divine favor sounds very powerful, like the legendary alchemy, which can create items out of thin air, but in fact it is not limited.

If I didn't happen to have a soul sketch, this divine favor would be useless.

Go back and try again?
Can't wait!

Lin Baici took out a diary and a 2B pencil from the black altar bowl, activated the soul sketch, imagined the appearance of an affair wrench in his mind, and began to sketch in the diary.

Swish!Swish!Swish!
Lin Baici moved his brush like flying, three times, five times and two divisions, and a pair of pipe wrench was produced on the paper, which was lifelike, and he also used some painting skills, so the pipe wrench looked 3D to the naked eye.

Lin Baici put the pencil in his mouth, put the diary on the washstand, and then a layer of pale golden light lit up on his right hand, and slapped it hard.

Reverse Two-dimensional!
Snapped!
The light on Lin Baici's right hand immediately penetrated into the white paper, and then he raised his hand.

Zip!Zip!
A fine light golden arc flickered between Lin Baici's palm and the white paper, and then the picture of the pipe wrench emerged from the paper as if attracted by some kind of magnetic force.

Snapped!
Lin Baici caught it with embarrassment on his face.

Because the diary is 18K, it is too small to draw a normal-sized affair pipe wrench at all, so he reduced the size. Unexpectedly, after drawing it, it was also a small size.

Lin Baici didn't need to inject divine power to activate it, and he also knew that this thing was just a fake, not a taboo at all.

"It's careless!"

Lin Baici felt uncomfortable, imagining all the details of the tortoise shell in his mind, and drawing it on the paper, the distortion of each line was perfect.

After confirming that there was no problem, Lin Baici slapped it.

Invert Two-dimensional.

Snapped!
A few seconds later, a questioning god tortoise shell appeared.

Lin Baici grabbed it.

"The next third stop, can you pass the customs smoothly?"

Lin Baici muttered, throwing the tortoise shell upwards.

Pata!

The tortoise shell fell to the ground without any response, obviously an ordinary item.

[It's a waste of effort, because the god taboo is the product of the pollution of the gods, it cannot be reversed and reproduced! 】

[The more complicated and huge the item, the more divine power will be consumed when it is reversed and reproduced. If you don’t want to die suddenly, stop this risky behavior! 】

Ghoul comments.

"..."

Lin Baici was numb.

So what is the use of this grace?
Go to a car repair booth on the street and give people keys?

All Lin Baici can think of is that if he breaks something he loves in the future, he can use the reverse to make it exactly the same.

Also, if you see something you like on the Internet, you don’t need to buy it, you can directly use this divine grace to make one.

Can save a lot of money!
But the problem is that Lin Baici is not short of money now, limited edition shoes, watches, sports cars, what can't afford it!

In other words, if I were more shameless, I could go to foreign museums, trade in those antiques, and get all the original works at home.

Think about Da Vinci's "Mona Lisa" hanging on the wall of your living room, "Venus with a Broken Arm" and "Statue of Victory" on the wall. How compelling is this?

You must know that these three antiques are called the Three Treasures of the Louvre, and they are the existence of the "town hall".

[God hunters don't care about worldly things, if they are full of gods and taboos at home, then it's called a force, a rich man in the world! 】

Ghoul God's tone was preaching.

Lin Baici has been a god hunter for too long, and he hasn't broken away from the secular value system, just like most people like money and think it is a good thing, but for the small group of people at the top of the food chain, money is something A tool used to harvest the wealth of commoners.

[For a god hunter, the most important thing is power, which can be summarized as the taboo of gods, divine grace, meteor stone, and divine bones! 】

"you're right!"

Lin Baici twitched the corner of his mouth, he was not interested in being a 'restoration worker', so this kind of divine favor can be ignored, but it is the second way, which is quite powerful.

[Muscles burning! 】

[You can quickly repair injuries by burning fat! 】

[As long as there is enough fat, even a serious injury that is near death can restore health in a short period of time, full of blood in place! 】

【cancer?what is that?Lose some fat and you'll be cured! 】

Lin Baici smiled, the corners of his mouth were so happy that his ears were cracked.

This is the ultimate divine grace, even compared to the Impressive Hand and Floating Night Rain, Wild Buddha Blowing Lamps, it is not much less!
No, take a higher gear!
This means that Lin Baici's survival rate will be greatly improved when he explores the Shenxu in the future. As long as he is given time to eat and build muscles, he will be able to fight again with full blood.

And cancer can be cured. Isn't it trivial to have a headache and catch a cold?
If you catch a cold and have a fever, burn fat,
cured!
I even save on taking medicine!

"It can save a lot of money too!"

Now I go to a small clinic to see a cold, and a set of medicine and injections costs at least a few dozen yuan. Although Lin Baici is not short of money, mosquitoes are meat no matter how small they are.

Most importantly, there is no need to go to the doctor again!

Beautiful!
[Cold and fever can be cured, but headaches cannot be cured! 】

[Mental illness can't be cured! 】

In short, there is no way to solve mental trauma and muscle burning, it only works on physical injuries.

"Ha ha!"

Lin Baici smiled, it doesn't matter.

It's just a headache,

Can bear it!

[After using muscle to burn, your appetite will increase greatly in the next period of time, and you will have the urge to overeat. You will still be hungry after seven meals a day, and the fat will accumulate very quickly! 】

[To put it bluntly, it is very easy to get fat, the kind of fat into a ball, and there will be symptoms such as three high diabetes. 】

"whispering sound!"

Lin Baici pouted.

That's it?

Did you forget that I have 'Jiuchi Roulin'?

Muscle burning is a divine grace, which is very powerful, but the side effects are not small. If you switch to other god hunters, you must not dare to use it indiscriminately.

Ke Lin Baici is fine.

Because of the 'Ghou God', he had a special physique since he was a child. Even if he didn't exercise, he was still physically strong. He was born with eight-pack abs and a perfect body shape.

Later, Lin Baici got the Jiuchi Roulin, so he didn't pay attention to his diet.

This kind of divine grace makes overeating equal to exercising, even if you play all night long, even if you play poker with hundreds of women at the same time, you will not be tired.

For this divine favor, the better the food you eat and the more mellow the wine you drink, the stronger the effect will be.

Lin Baici smacked his lips, he finally found out.

Some divine favors, used individually, have great disadvantages, but once they are combined and find the divine grace that makes up for the shortcomings, it is simply invincible.

Like a muscle burn!

Therefore, it is still necessary to seize every opportunity to devour God's grace!
Set a small goal first, and make it a hundred!

In the bathroom, warm water poured down from the shower, allowing the heat to evaporate.

Lin Baici reached out to wipe the mirror.

Due to the high-intensity purification rule pollution, he was a little tired and had dark circles under his eyes, but he was very comfortable because he had just eaten a piece of divine skeleton.

It's like finally having a big meal after being hungry for days.

"Xiaobai, are you done washing?"

The voice of a female white-collar worker sounded outside.

Lin Baici has been delayed for a long time.

"Wait another 5 minutes!"

Lin Baici replied, and hurriedly washed his body.

After washing, he took out his lover's lipstick, painted it around his mouth, then came out, looked around, and went into the kitchen.

"I'm hungry, but what I want is not a big meal!"

Lin Baici hugged the female white-collar worker from behind: "Can you take a shower first?"

"In such a hurry?"

The female white-collar worker smiled sweetly and did not refuse. She also wanted to have a sweet couple's time quickly, so she took the bathrobe and went to wash Baibai.

Lin Baici took advantage of this time to make a pot of coffee.

After the female white-collar worker came out of the wash, Lin Baici, who was sitting on the sofa, patted the sofa beside him: "Come and watch TV!"

On the TV, "Love Letter" was playing.

When the female white-collar worker sat down, Lin Baici picked up the coffee and handed it over.

The female white-collar worker took it, and took a sip with her red lips, but it was a pity that her head was wrapped in a bandage, otherwise she could see a sweet smile.

"Can you tell me about the plot?"

Lin Baici's voice was gentle.

He wore an affair wrench on his back waist, painted lover's lipstick on his lips, and let the white-collar worker drink white lover's coffee. The three-pronged approach made the female white-collar worker who already had a crush on Lin Baici even more infatuated.

"Ok!"

The female office worker spoke softly, leaning on Lin Baici's shoulder, as obedient as a house cat.

Lin Baici asked the female white-collar worker to talk about this in order to delay the time and wait for the effect of the gods and taboos to be maximized, so that the plan can proceed smoothly.

Time passed by, and the atmosphere in the living room gradually became romantic and warm.

The wrapped head girl mentioned that the male and female protagonists met to die together, and suddenly asked Lin Baici: "Do you love me?"

"Love!"

At this time, there must be no hesitation.

"I hate that big bear woman, can you go and wring her head off and give it to me?"

As a monster, the woman with the head wrapped will also be jealous.

She is jealous of Xia Hongyao's figure.

"They have already left, where can I find her?"

Lin Baici's answer was not a question.

"Isn't it enough to find a dog?"

The female white-collar worker stood up and didn't bother to change her clothes because it would waste time, so she walked quickly to the entrance: "Let's go, go hunt them down!"

"Flowers before the moon, beautiful scenery on a good day, why do such a disappointing thing?"

Lin Baici caught up with the female white-collar worker, picked her up, and walked to the bedroom: "You said you would reward me just now, you won't go back on your word, will you?"

"I want that woman's head!"

The female white-collar worker has a strong desire for monopoly. She was afraid that Lin Baici would hate her, otherwise she would kill those girls.

Lin Baici had no choice but to take the initiative in order to make the female white-collar worker give up this idea.

The battleship sets sail and the heavy artillery is loaded!

Open fire!
The female white-collar worker who had been alone for nearly ten years immediately fell into Lin Baici's embrace.

Ten minutes later, Lin Baici felt that it was almost done, so he leaned into the ear of the female white-collar worker and made a small request.

"Ok!"

The female office worker nodded.

Lin Bai resigned from the sofa in the living room, and brought back the handbag of the woman with the head wrapped.

The female white-collar worker opened it, took out the dog leash she had used before, swung it a few times in her hand, and then actively put it on her neck.

"How about it?"

The female white-collar worker handed the dog leash to Lin Baici: "Wow!"

"good!"

Lin Baici patted the female office worker's head, then went to the wine cabinet and brought back a bottle of brandy and two glasses: "Come on, have some wine to add to the atmosphere!"

"I'm coming!"

The female white-collar worker knelt on the bed and offered to pour wine.

Lin Baici wanted to play games to drink the female white-collar workers, but he had never been to a bar, so he was completely unfamiliar with these games. Fortunately, the female white-collar workers had a moderate capacity for alcohol, and after two drinks, they became intoxicated.

"You can't drink enough, you need to practice!"

Lin Baici continued to drink, but the female white-collar worker stopped drinking and threw herself on him.

The battle continues!

After getting drunk, I don't know the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams pressing the galaxy!
Lin Baici sighed inwardly. It seemed that violence was the only option. He pulled the hands of the woman with the headband behind her waist, and tied them with a dog chain.

The female white-collar worker twisted her body, her whole face was buried in the quilt.

Lin Baici pressed her head with a pillow, and then activated Divine Grace!

Flash!

Lin Baici punched out with both fists, the strength was not heavy, but the speed was extremely fast, hitting the female white-collar worker like raindrops.

Drunken Immortal Fist in Wine!
For ordinary people, as long as they are punched three times, they will be drunk like drinking a few catties of high-grade liquor. Lin Baici worried that the head-wrapped woman would be too resistant, so she punched more than 30 punches in one go.

When he stopped, the female white-collar worker didn't react at all, and passed out completely drunk, like a dead fish, crawling on the bed and sleeping soundly.

【Thank you for the gift of nature! 】

[Let's start eating! 】

Lin Baici looked at the female white-collar worker. Now is a great opportunity to kill her. Not only can he get the skeleton in her body, but he can also search for a wave of taboos.

[Why hesitate?In this world, the law of the jungle follows the law of the jungle, and only the weak talk about feelings! 】

[Eat her! 】

Lin Baici got out of bed and got dressed.

【You are at the top of the food chain, to you, it is no different from a piece of bread. 】

【Which human do you think would feel guilty about a piece of bread? 】

"I've already got the ticket, and I just need to take the high-speed train before she wakes up. Why do I have to kill her?"

Lin Baici knew that it might be a woman's kindness for him to let go of the head-wrapped girl, but using her love to plot against her made him feel uncomfortable.

Gan!
What kind of humanity and fairness do I talk to a monster?

Lin Baici left, and when he walked to the entrance, he saw the pair of high-heeled shoes with red soles and black sides on the shoe rack.

[Red-soled high-heeled shoes, as long as you tap the ground with your heel, the person wearing it can teleport at will within a range of 100 meters! 】

[Women's feet are not for walking! 】

[If you wear black stockings, the teleportation distance will be +50 meters. 】

This is definitely a top-grade divine taboo.

Lin Baici struggled for a few minutes, but decided to take it away.

no way,
The value is too great.

Lin Baici put away his high-heeled shoes, turned around and walked towards the bedroom suddenly.

I don't do anything, I have taken all the high heels, and the handbag is not bad.

After all, space-type gods and taboos are too precious.

Lin Baici walked to the bedside, picked up the handbag, opened it, and dumped it on the bed.

Whoa!Whoa!
Dozens of things fell off.

[Chanel black lambskin handbag, handmade, will never be stained, with it, your charm value +1, making men like you more and women jealous of you more. 】

[Every woman should have a personal cloakroom. 】

[It's normal to change twelve sets of clothes a day, right? 】

[After carrying this handbag, I want to buy it every day! 】

Ghoul comments.

"How big is this cloakroom?"

Lin Baici was curious, but God of God did not give a clear answer.

[Swan lipstick, put it on, in the company, at the dance, in the bar, you are the most beautiful and noble girl! 】

【Hundreds of flowers bloom only for you, and the moonlight shines only for you! 】

[Yoga pants, a woman, should always pay attention to maintaining a fit body. Wearing them, no matter how lazy you are, you will be forced to arouse and do one hour of yoga every day! 】

[Cat people underwear, want to be the sexiest woman tonight? 】

【Put it on! 】

【No man can block your charm! 】

[Mermaid liquid foundation, liquid foundation extracted from whale fat, can remove all wrinkles, scars, and acne! 】

Ghoul God didn't take a breath, and commented for a full 10 minutes.

In the handbag of the woman with the head wrapped, there are as many as twelve taboo items, but most of them are related to clothing and cosmetics.

If this was given as a gift, it would definitely make a woman so happy that she would kneel down and sacrifice herself on the spot, but Lin Baici did not move.

He took only the high heels and the handbag.

boom!
Lin Baici closed the door and left quickly.

"Hey, what kind of relationship do I have with a monster?"

Lin Baici felt that his current mental state was not right, and he didn't know if it was affected by the white lover's coffee.

No matter, run for your life first.

Lin Baici came to the building on the first floor, and was about to open the anti-theft fence when he suddenly felt a chill down his back, so he turned his head immediately.

The cutie in a white dress was crawling upside down under the ceiling, looking at him.

"It's so boring, big brother, come to play a game?"

The little cutie grinned.

"..."

Lin Baici really wanted to scold her.

Is this over yet?
No!

Don't be impulsive!

Lin Baici tried his best to force a smile, and at the same time, his brain was fully engaged, thinking of ways to escape: "Okay, what are you going to play?"

"How about playing with human blocks?"

The little cutie suggested that it was worried that Lin Baici would not understand, and gestured with both hands: "Just take a person apart, and then compete to see who can put it together first!"

Lin Baici smiled: "I ate too much today, I want to exercise more, how about this, how about we play hide-and-seek?"

"The person who is caught must perform a show according to the requirements of the winner!"

The cutie thought for a while, then nodded abruptly: "Okay, okay!"

"You are young, and my brother let you, can you hide it first?"

Lin Baici closed his eyes and covered them with his hands again: "I'll count to one thousand, and I'll start to catch you!"

The little cutie immediately became nervous, and crawled away with hands and feet.

I want to hide it so that big brother can never find it!
Lin Baici slightly opened his fingers, watching the little cutie climb up the stairs.

[You can run away! 】

Lin Baici still wanted to wait a little longer, but now that he heard the words of Ghou God, he immediately opened the door, dodged people, and rushed into the woods.

Farewell, monsters!

On the back of the ticket was a map, marking the route to the station. Lin Baici ran all the way, and there was not much time left before the departure.

"Little Linzi!"

Xia Hongyao's voice suddenly sounded.

"noob!"

"Damn it, Brother Lin, you came out so soon?"

"Where is that female white-collar worker?"

Everyone ran over. They thought they would have to wait for a long time, but they didn't expect it to be more than an hour.

"Run!"

Lin Baici urged: "Let's talk when we get on the train!"

 Are you satisfied with the treatment of female white-collar workers?

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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