The Heavens: From Shooting the Eagle

Chapter 137 You Are Good or Bad, I Like It So Much (Please Subscribe)
In the inn, the food and wine were on the table, but Xue Bing didn't eat.

She looked at Hao Jian in astonishment, "You sprinkled croton powder and Mongolian sweat medicine in the meat bun at the same time? Isn't it too bad for you?"

She couldn't even imagine the dog's reaction after eating the meat bun...

Thinking about it, the food and drink in front of me are all too much to eat!

Hao Jian nodded seriously, "I also think this is a bit too much, so I added a little painkiller later."

Xue Bing asked in a daze, "Painkillers? What's the use of this?"

Hao Jian took a sip of the orange, took another sip of the wine, and nodded, "Pair the orange with the wine, the more you drink it, the more delicious it becomes. Let me tell you, it really sounds useful. At least, I feel much better now!"

Xue Bing was completely confused, "What do you mean?"

"My conscience doesn't hurt anymore! As the saying goes: conscience stops pain!" Hao Jian laughed.

Xue Bing: "...Although it is not a human being, you are a real dog! Hao Gou!"

Hao Jian was aggrieved and said, "Who made it chase me and bite me? I didn't use a sword... that's pretty merciful, isn't it?"

Xue Bing chuckled and said, "Actually... I also want to read the story about that dog!"

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The night is already deep.

Hao Jian looked at Xue Bing in front of him with some headaches, "Aren't you going to sleep? I obviously opened two guest rooms!"

Xue Bing stretched her waist, revealing her beautiful figure, giggling and saying, "It's been a long night, I don't want to sleep...Little Guijian, didn't you agree before that I want to promise you with my body?"

As she said that, she had already leaned softly in Hao Jian's arms, and a scent of virginity rushed straight to the tip of Hao Jian's nose.

Hao Jian was a little parched, and said with difficulty: "Woman, you are playing with fire."

Xue Bing was taken aback for a moment, but soon after he realized it, he smiled and said, "You are so bad, I like it so much~~~"

"Damn it, don't worry about it! You asked for it!"

"Hmm, don't worry, people don't want you to be responsible! They will be responsible for you..."

Keke, click till the end!
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After a long time, Xue Bing lay in Hao Jian's arms, a little more charming, and yawned, "You bitch...I'm so sleepy... Tell me a bedtime story!"

Hao Jian glanced at the messy room and Luo Hong on the bed, nodded and said, "Okay, wait a minute, let me think about it."

After pondering for a while, Hao Jian smiled and said, "Say, once upon a time there was a quail that was different from other quails. All the other quails laid eggs in the morning, but this quail must lay eggs in the afternoon, so everyone called it... "

"Lay eggs in the afternoon?" Xue Bing asked suspiciously.

Hao Jian chuckled, shook his head and said, "Others call it... late quail eggs!"

Seeing Xue Bing's bewildered look, Hao Jian repeated, "Good night, idiot!"

Xue Bing suddenly realized that he smashed Hao Jian's chest with his small fist...

One wave has not subsided, and another wave comes to attack...

Someone's green code must have turned yellow, but...he's talking about Jianghu!

The enthusiasm for the ending of the Embroidered Bandit has not yet subsided, and the news that Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue have an appointment to fight on the top of the purple gold instantly detonated the circle of friends of all martial arts people.

"Night of the full moon, the top of the purple gold, a sword coming to the west, flying immortals from the sky" these sixteen words have become the hottest topic among people in the world after dinner.

As for the immortal battle between Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue, guessing the winner will always be the favorite thing for the melon eaters.

For this reason, many people in the arena have opened a handicap, and there is no lack of people who have spent a lot of money to bet.

There are those who bet against Ye Gucheng, and those who bet against Ximen Chuuxue, they are in the same boat...

August thirteenth.

Hundreds of martial arts tycoons have come to the entire Moling, and these are just names, such as the head of the famous sect, the leader of the Jianghu gang, and so on.

Walking in Moling City, Xue Bing is like a happy elf!

I saw her bouncing in front of Hao Jian, turning her head and shouting: "Come on, come and chase me!"

Hao Jian: "MDZZ!"

"Hey, little bitch, tell me a joke..." Xue Bing laughed.

For example, Xue Bing found that Hao Jian's jokes were very funny!
Hearing this, Hao Jian smiled evilly and said, "Why, don't my young master's jokes have endless aftertaste? It seems that you have already been overwhelmed by my young master's charm!"

Xue Bing covered his mouth with a chuckle and said, "Say it quickly, say it quickly~"

Hao Jian thought for a while and asked, "Hey, you know, what will happen if a bowl of boiling water is allowed to cool down?"

Xue Bing was taken aback for a moment, and asked in confusion, "What will happen?"

Hao Jian said solemnly: "Then this bowl of water... will boil for nothing."

Xue Bing was taken aback for a moment, but before she could react, a loud laugh came from beside her.

"Hahahahahahahaha... Amitabha, hahahahahaha, laugh... the monk died of laughter, hahahahahaha, sin, sin...hahahahahaha..."

Xue Bing turned his head in astonishment, and saw a monk leaning back and forth with a smile.

This monk has big ears and looks very blessed, but the monk robe he is wearing is dirty and torn, and the straw sandals on his feet are almost rotten...

An honest monk who is not honest!

The honest monk ranked third among the four great monks, known as "never tell a lie in his life"!
"Hello, honest monk, my joke... is it too big?" Hao Jian smiled.

The honest monk stopped laughing with difficulty, "Amitabha, the joke of the poor benefactor is so funny! Bodhisattvas will laugh when they hear it..."

Hao Jian smiled and said, "You poor benefactor, this title is very spiritual! Honest monk, since I made you happy, shouldn't you repay me? That's only fair."

The honest monk nodded honestly, "The poor benefactor is right, it should be!"

Hao Jian smiled slightly, "Then... are you an 'invisible man'?"

Xue Bing asked suspiciously: "Little Guijian, how can there be invisible people in this world? The monk is right in front of me, can I see him?"

Hao Jian shook his head slightly, then looked at the honest monk with a smile.

The expression of the honest monk gradually froze, and finally he chose to remain silent.

An honest monk does not lie, so no denial is affirmation!
"You are indeed an invisible person! This will be easy, can you give me a message?" Hao Jian said with a smile.

The honest monk let out a long sigh, "It's really not a good thing to be too honest! Amitabha, the monk can't beat you, but the monk reminds you that your behavior...is very dangerous! It's okay to like cheap, but sometimes you are too cheap and you will die !"

Hao Jian said with a smile: "It's okay! You go back and tell the people behind you, just say: The imperial army asked me to bring you a message, can you make me invisible too?"

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(End of this chapter)