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Chapter 151
Chapter 151
How ugly a horse can be, people in a stable may give you dozens of answers before that, but when the horse is pulled out of the stall and appears in front of everyone.
This horse has unified the word ugly, and now you ask how ugly a horse can be, these people will definitely point to this horse and tell you: Here!Just ugly like that!
Not to mention others, when this thoroughbred horse was pulled out of the stable compartment, Zhang Chi's heart skipped a beat, and he thought: It already looked ugly in the compartment, who knew that it would be pulled out and displayed in front of his eyes, this guy It's so ugly that the skyline is so ugly that it makes people speechless.
How to describe it, it's like Jack Ma's head was inserted into Tyson's neck at his peak, and then poked into Yao Ming's body together.
This is not over yet, under this set of combinations, I pulled out two bamboo legs like international supermodels, which are thin and straight.
There is no sense of unity in the various parts of the body, and it looks like a nonsense.
At this moment, all eyes in the stable were cast on the horse, and everyone was shocked by the ugliness of the horse. For a while, there was a complete silence, and needles could be heard.
Old Mason asked Zhang Chi once again, "George, are you sure you want this horse?"
"I think it's pretty good. How can I say that these four legs are quite long?"
Zhang Chi held back, and wanted to keep the coin, not for anything else, but for two words: cheap!
There will never be a cheaper horse in the entire stable. It is estimated that the registration fee of a thoroughbred horse is more expensive than buying this horse, regardless of the value of the horse.
At this moment, there was no longer Melika by Zhang Chi's side. When Zhang Chi was about to pull the horse out of the horse stall, the little girl jumped four meters away, resolutely distanced herself from Zhang Chi, and turned to everyone. Said: I am not very familiar with this fool.
Only Cannon stood firmly next to Zhang Chi with a bitter face, and then kept switching between his own boss and the ugly horse with his parents' eyes.
"Long legs? Then you haven't seen it walk before you take it for a walk and make a decision." Mason is really kind. He thinks that Zhang Chi wants to help himself, so he paid for this thoroughbred horse.
Mason is short of money, but he is still not happy to sell such a thoroughbred horse to Zhang Chi, because what?Because of conscience.
Mason was going to send this horse and some horses to slaughter in two days, so Mason persuaded Zhang Chi to let the horse go to the slaughterhouse to die cleanly.
After listening to Mason's words, Cannon took the horse and took two steps. When the horse lifted its feet, everyone in the stable who knew a little about horses could see that the horse's limbs were not coordinated.
To put it simply, the hind legs are a little bit outside.
Ugly can be tolerated, but for a thoroughbred, if your limbs are uncoordinated, that is a big problem, because you will definitely not be able to run fast at such a pace.
"See?" Mason asked Zhang Chi.
Zhang Chi didn't care about this. His original intention was to buy a horse and raise it with gourds. When the time came, he would go to the track to have a look. If the horse improved a lot, he would buy a good horse to feed it.
For an experimental product, of course, the less money you spend, the better.
Then again, if such a horse is supported by the gourd, it will be able to go on the track in the end, even if it is the second to last horse, or even the last one, as long as it is not too far behind the previous horse , then Zhang Chi's goal was achieved.
Is there a more suitable experimental product than this horse?
Zhang Chi felt gone!
The price is still cheap, think about three hundred dollars, which is cheaper than the few work horses tethered outside, how can Zhang Chi not be tempted.
"Does the horse's pace have to be so? Such a pace will definitely not be able to run the championship?" Zhang Chi asked Mason.
Mason thought for a while and shook his head: "Not necessarily!"
What Mason said is not necessarily based on evidence. There are some legendary horse races in history. The pace is not good in people's eyes, but they still won countless championships and left countless legends on the track.
But you said that the horse in front of you is compared with these horses, Mason really can't imagine that kind of picture.
"Let's go"
What else can Mason say?Don't say anything, since you want it, I'll sell it to you.
At this time, someone in the crowd said: "George, this horse is a little silly!"
Indeed, Zhang Chi has no way to deny that this horse looks like you saw a child on the street. Some children make people want to get close to them, but some children you know at the first sight. Is a mentally handicapped.
The spirit shown by this horse is the kind of retarded look, always rolling his eyes, and his eyes are not focused and divergent.
Some horses are alert and spiritual, some horses are smart, some horses are as wise as fools, and this horse is greater than the mentally retarded!
"I know it's stupid, but isn't it faster than running on the track? Why, how many math problems do you have to do before going on the track? Let me tell you, the more stupid the horse, the easier it is to control, because their cerebellum Guazi can't think of anything else, look at this horse, you won't move it even if you poke it, be more obedient!"
Zhang Chi's theory made everyone in the stable open their mouths wide open. This is the first time everyone has heard such an argument since they knew horses.
Don’t tell me it’s not right, it really makes some sense. A horse that is too smart can’t achieve any results on the track, because it’s smart, and being smart means it can play tricks.
In fact, this is the same reason that a wise soldier is not brave. If a soldier is educated and clever, he can easily use his brain to find shortcuts.When everyone else is charging, he must find a big soldier to follow him, so that the chance of bullets hitting him is small.
If you think about it, when a smart horse comes to the field, it will definitely not be willing to run foolishly. Either it will go with the flow, or it will be slow. Your so-called honor and bonus are actually worthless to it. How can it be possible? I'll run away for you.
You want to use a whip?
This kind of horse will not spoil you. Generally speaking, there are uncastrated stallions on the track. Once this kind of horse gets angry, it is not impossible to kill the jockey.
A smart horse wants to kill the jockey. There are many ways to do it. It just sits on the ground and then rolls over. It may break its leg or even kill it.
But if you say that the horse on the track is not smart, you have to have a limit. Now this horse is still far from being smart.
"your thoughts!"
Finally, the old rancher who spoke felt that there was no need to continue talking with Zhang Chi. The whole thing is a second fool of a thoroughbred horse. Yes, you are right, but you can’t draw out a special personality and say it alone. Well, the horse on the track is a little silly, but if you are so stupid that your eyes are blind, isn't it too nonsense?
"Sure enough, it's George's steed."
An old rancher made a joke.
"George's steed? Yes!"
Another group of people also followed. They didn't have too much malice, they just wanted to laugh at Zhang Chi.
These people have no hostility towards Zhang Chi, and everyone is usually considered a good neighbor, but now that Zhang Chi has done something stupid, if they don't laugh at it, how can it be possible!
Faced with this kind of ridicule, Zhang Chi didn't care at all, how could he care about this kind of ridicule now.
If a person always cares about this kind of ridicule, then he will be very unsatisfactory in society, and it is almost determined that he will not be able to make a fortune. If you don’t believe it, go and see those who have made a fortune. .
Those who engage in antiques are just taking advantage of other people's blind spots in their knowledge. They are nothing more than defrauding things from others at a low price and selling them at a high price.
In business, selling money with customer information, or selling semi-finished vegetable buns as stir-fry, which one is shameless?
In short, if you look at the society, the shameless people have become rich, while the shameless people are still struggling for a few taels of silver.
Zhang Chi fumbled in his pocket, took out a roll of money, and pulled the leather strap away from the money.
"I bought it, and there are four other horses outside, in the fence," Zhang Chi finished, waiting for Mason's quotation.
Mason calculated it, and finally took out his mobile phone, pressed out the calculator, and poked a finger on the mobile phone.
Zhang Chi had figured it out a long time ago. There were five hundred and one horses outside, four would be two thousand, plus this thoroughbred horse would be two thousand and three.
Mason said, "Give me two thousand and two, and I'll give you a hundred less for this horse."
Mason's conscience was really hard to bear, because he felt that Zhang Chi Ranch didn't need these horses, and if Zhang Chi came to buy them, he must be trying to help himself.
Old Mason didn't know that there was a factor of helping, but it was more Zhang Chi's own arrangements.
With their fingers working together, they counted out twenty-two bills from the banknote roll, and handed them to Mason: "You click."
Mason was quite serious. After counting to make sure it was correct, he nodded at Zhang Chi: "Exactly."
"Then when shall we turn this horse?" Zhang Chi asked.
Thoroughbred horses are registered at the Thoroughbred Club. If you don't change the registration information, you can't say that this horse belongs to you. Now that Zhang Chi bought this horse, it is natural for Mason to register.
Mason said: "You can do it now, just wait a moment."
Speaking of which, Mason led Zhang Chi out of the stable and came to the office of the racecourse.
It is also convenient to arrive now. You don't need to go to the Jockey Club to change this kind of thing. You can go directly to the Jockey Club's website and link Zhang Chi's information with this horse.
What Zhang Chi didn't expect was that he would have to pay an additional fee to register as a horse owner. After a while, Zhang Chi paid more than he paid for the horse.
These grandsons of the Jockey Club really want money!
"The horse is now entirely yours, George, and good luck."
After everything was done, Mason stretched out his hand to Zhang Chi.
After shaking hands with Mason, Zhang Chi said with a smile: "We still have to sign a horse training contract, and you can help me train the silly big wood in a few days."
Silly Damu is the name of Zhang Chi's new racehorse. It doesn't matter what the original name is, but this horse will be called Silly Damu from now on.
Mason didn't want to train this stupid big wood at all, even if it was bred by him, he still wanted not to have any contact with it in his life.
But Mason felt that George was kind. This man is so kind. How can he let him train this kind of broken horse?Isn't it just to let yourself earn a contract money?
"George, I appreciate your trust, but silly... silly, my parents really don't need to train."
"Mason, trust me".
Zhang Chi's enthusiasm for loading coins really bluffed Mason, his eyes were so deep and firm, and Mason for a moment forgot that the silly wooden horse was as its name suggests.
(End of this chapter)
How ugly a horse can be, people in a stable may give you dozens of answers before that, but when the horse is pulled out of the stall and appears in front of everyone.
This horse has unified the word ugly, and now you ask how ugly a horse can be, these people will definitely point to this horse and tell you: Here!Just ugly like that!
Not to mention others, when this thoroughbred horse was pulled out of the stable compartment, Zhang Chi's heart skipped a beat, and he thought: It already looked ugly in the compartment, who knew that it would be pulled out and displayed in front of his eyes, this guy It's so ugly that the skyline is so ugly that it makes people speechless.
How to describe it, it's like Jack Ma's head was inserted into Tyson's neck at his peak, and then poked into Yao Ming's body together.
This is not over yet, under this set of combinations, I pulled out two bamboo legs like international supermodels, which are thin and straight.
There is no sense of unity in the various parts of the body, and it looks like a nonsense.
At this moment, all eyes in the stable were cast on the horse, and everyone was shocked by the ugliness of the horse. For a while, there was a complete silence, and needles could be heard.
Old Mason asked Zhang Chi once again, "George, are you sure you want this horse?"
"I think it's pretty good. How can I say that these four legs are quite long?"
Zhang Chi held back, and wanted to keep the coin, not for anything else, but for two words: cheap!
There will never be a cheaper horse in the entire stable. It is estimated that the registration fee of a thoroughbred horse is more expensive than buying this horse, regardless of the value of the horse.
At this moment, there was no longer Melika by Zhang Chi's side. When Zhang Chi was about to pull the horse out of the horse stall, the little girl jumped four meters away, resolutely distanced herself from Zhang Chi, and turned to everyone. Said: I am not very familiar with this fool.
Only Cannon stood firmly next to Zhang Chi with a bitter face, and then kept switching between his own boss and the ugly horse with his parents' eyes.
"Long legs? Then you haven't seen it walk before you take it for a walk and make a decision." Mason is really kind. He thinks that Zhang Chi wants to help himself, so he paid for this thoroughbred horse.
Mason is short of money, but he is still not happy to sell such a thoroughbred horse to Zhang Chi, because what?Because of conscience.
Mason was going to send this horse and some horses to slaughter in two days, so Mason persuaded Zhang Chi to let the horse go to the slaughterhouse to die cleanly.
After listening to Mason's words, Cannon took the horse and took two steps. When the horse lifted its feet, everyone in the stable who knew a little about horses could see that the horse's limbs were not coordinated.
To put it simply, the hind legs are a little bit outside.
Ugly can be tolerated, but for a thoroughbred, if your limbs are uncoordinated, that is a big problem, because you will definitely not be able to run fast at such a pace.
"See?" Mason asked Zhang Chi.
Zhang Chi didn't care about this. His original intention was to buy a horse and raise it with gourds. When the time came, he would go to the track to have a look. If the horse improved a lot, he would buy a good horse to feed it.
For an experimental product, of course, the less money you spend, the better.
Then again, if such a horse is supported by the gourd, it will be able to go on the track in the end, even if it is the second to last horse, or even the last one, as long as it is not too far behind the previous horse , then Zhang Chi's goal was achieved.
Is there a more suitable experimental product than this horse?
Zhang Chi felt gone!
The price is still cheap, think about three hundred dollars, which is cheaper than the few work horses tethered outside, how can Zhang Chi not be tempted.
"Does the horse's pace have to be so? Such a pace will definitely not be able to run the championship?" Zhang Chi asked Mason.
Mason thought for a while and shook his head: "Not necessarily!"
What Mason said is not necessarily based on evidence. There are some legendary horse races in history. The pace is not good in people's eyes, but they still won countless championships and left countless legends on the track.
But you said that the horse in front of you is compared with these horses, Mason really can't imagine that kind of picture.
"Let's go"
What else can Mason say?Don't say anything, since you want it, I'll sell it to you.
At this time, someone in the crowd said: "George, this horse is a little silly!"
Indeed, Zhang Chi has no way to deny that this horse looks like you saw a child on the street. Some children make people want to get close to them, but some children you know at the first sight. Is a mentally handicapped.
The spirit shown by this horse is the kind of retarded look, always rolling his eyes, and his eyes are not focused and divergent.
Some horses are alert and spiritual, some horses are smart, some horses are as wise as fools, and this horse is greater than the mentally retarded!
"I know it's stupid, but isn't it faster than running on the track? Why, how many math problems do you have to do before going on the track? Let me tell you, the more stupid the horse, the easier it is to control, because their cerebellum Guazi can't think of anything else, look at this horse, you won't move it even if you poke it, be more obedient!"
Zhang Chi's theory made everyone in the stable open their mouths wide open. This is the first time everyone has heard such an argument since they knew horses.
Don’t tell me it’s not right, it really makes some sense. A horse that is too smart can’t achieve any results on the track, because it’s smart, and being smart means it can play tricks.
In fact, this is the same reason that a wise soldier is not brave. If a soldier is educated and clever, he can easily use his brain to find shortcuts.When everyone else is charging, he must find a big soldier to follow him, so that the chance of bullets hitting him is small.
If you think about it, when a smart horse comes to the field, it will definitely not be willing to run foolishly. Either it will go with the flow, or it will be slow. Your so-called honor and bonus are actually worthless to it. How can it be possible? I'll run away for you.
You want to use a whip?
This kind of horse will not spoil you. Generally speaking, there are uncastrated stallions on the track. Once this kind of horse gets angry, it is not impossible to kill the jockey.
A smart horse wants to kill the jockey. There are many ways to do it. It just sits on the ground and then rolls over. It may break its leg or even kill it.
But if you say that the horse on the track is not smart, you have to have a limit. Now this horse is still far from being smart.
"your thoughts!"
Finally, the old rancher who spoke felt that there was no need to continue talking with Zhang Chi. The whole thing is a second fool of a thoroughbred horse. Yes, you are right, but you can’t draw out a special personality and say it alone. Well, the horse on the track is a little silly, but if you are so stupid that your eyes are blind, isn't it too nonsense?
"Sure enough, it's George's steed."
An old rancher made a joke.
"George's steed? Yes!"
Another group of people also followed. They didn't have too much malice, they just wanted to laugh at Zhang Chi.
These people have no hostility towards Zhang Chi, and everyone is usually considered a good neighbor, but now that Zhang Chi has done something stupid, if they don't laugh at it, how can it be possible!
Faced with this kind of ridicule, Zhang Chi didn't care at all, how could he care about this kind of ridicule now.
If a person always cares about this kind of ridicule, then he will be very unsatisfactory in society, and it is almost determined that he will not be able to make a fortune. If you don’t believe it, go and see those who have made a fortune. .
Those who engage in antiques are just taking advantage of other people's blind spots in their knowledge. They are nothing more than defrauding things from others at a low price and selling them at a high price.
In business, selling money with customer information, or selling semi-finished vegetable buns as stir-fry, which one is shameless?
In short, if you look at the society, the shameless people have become rich, while the shameless people are still struggling for a few taels of silver.
Zhang Chi fumbled in his pocket, took out a roll of money, and pulled the leather strap away from the money.
"I bought it, and there are four other horses outside, in the fence," Zhang Chi finished, waiting for Mason's quotation.
Mason calculated it, and finally took out his mobile phone, pressed out the calculator, and poked a finger on the mobile phone.
Zhang Chi had figured it out a long time ago. There were five hundred and one horses outside, four would be two thousand, plus this thoroughbred horse would be two thousand and three.
Mason said, "Give me two thousand and two, and I'll give you a hundred less for this horse."
Mason's conscience was really hard to bear, because he felt that Zhang Chi Ranch didn't need these horses, and if Zhang Chi came to buy them, he must be trying to help himself.
Old Mason didn't know that there was a factor of helping, but it was more Zhang Chi's own arrangements.
With their fingers working together, they counted out twenty-two bills from the banknote roll, and handed them to Mason: "You click."
Mason was quite serious. After counting to make sure it was correct, he nodded at Zhang Chi: "Exactly."
"Then when shall we turn this horse?" Zhang Chi asked.
Thoroughbred horses are registered at the Thoroughbred Club. If you don't change the registration information, you can't say that this horse belongs to you. Now that Zhang Chi bought this horse, it is natural for Mason to register.
Mason said: "You can do it now, just wait a moment."
Speaking of which, Mason led Zhang Chi out of the stable and came to the office of the racecourse.
It is also convenient to arrive now. You don't need to go to the Jockey Club to change this kind of thing. You can go directly to the Jockey Club's website and link Zhang Chi's information with this horse.
What Zhang Chi didn't expect was that he would have to pay an additional fee to register as a horse owner. After a while, Zhang Chi paid more than he paid for the horse.
These grandsons of the Jockey Club really want money!
"The horse is now entirely yours, George, and good luck."
After everything was done, Mason stretched out his hand to Zhang Chi.
After shaking hands with Mason, Zhang Chi said with a smile: "We still have to sign a horse training contract, and you can help me train the silly big wood in a few days."
Silly Damu is the name of Zhang Chi's new racehorse. It doesn't matter what the original name is, but this horse will be called Silly Damu from now on.
Mason didn't want to train this stupid big wood at all, even if it was bred by him, he still wanted not to have any contact with it in his life.
But Mason felt that George was kind. This man is so kind. How can he let him train this kind of broken horse?Isn't it just to let yourself earn a contract money?
"George, I appreciate your trust, but silly... silly, my parents really don't need to train."
"Mason, trust me".
Zhang Chi's enthusiasm for loading coins really bluffed Mason, his eyes were so deep and firm, and Mason for a moment forgot that the silly wooden horse was as its name suggests.
(End of this chapter)
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