pasture leisure

Zhang Chi, who returned to the ranch stables, began to unload the saddle. The saddle was put into the saddle room, and the sweat pad was taken out to dry to sweat the sweat off it.

He turned his head and went into the stable to wipe off the sweat of Chi Yanshan, lest this guy catch a cold.

While looking for cloth, Cannon ran over with a trot, and shouted as he ran: "BOSS! BOSS! Have you heard that we lost thousands of cows next door, and I heard that they all ran into the mountains... ...".

If there is anyone in the small town who hates good neighbors as much as Zhang Chi, it is Cannon.

Maybe this person hates him even more than Zhang Chi, because Zhang Chi just spent money, and he has been in the house before.

Entering the United States and putting it in the mouths of a bunch of genteel scum in China is probably better than staying in a hotel in the suburbs of Beijing.

In the United States, many prisons are private. You heard it right, privately run prisons.

If you do something privately, you will definitely face the biggest problem, and that is to make money!If you think about it, how good it can be.

There used to be such a legendary figure who settled everything with money when he entered the hall. The guy who lived there was called Xiaoyao. Well, Zhang Chi was wrong. Be comfortable.

If there is something to control his gang remotely, if nothing else, the female prison guard will be asked to accompany Doudizhu, and the fight will make the stomachs of several female prison guards bigger.

Of course, Cannon, a poor man, is definitely not treated like this. It is not easy for him to go in and want to have a good meal. If you want to say that he has never been beaten, you will believe it, but Cannon will not.

So when his friend called and said that thousands of cows had been lost next door, Cannon was as happy as Chinese New Year, and rushed over to announce the good news to Zhang Chi.

It is rare for Zhang Chi to see Cannon so restless, and his eyebrows are beaming when he speaks.

"It would be great if we couldn't find a single cow! Bah, this San'o's Beech!" Cannon was very excited.

Zhang Chi smiled at Cannon and said: "Calm down, calm down, don't act like this when you go out, or people will say that we don't have love, but you can say it at home! Hahahahaha! It's so cool."

Ha ha ha ha!Cannon laughed too.

The two of them laughed so loudly that they almost collapsed their akimbo muscles.

"Did you say how many heads were lost?" Zhang Chi finished laughing, and wiped the tears of sympathy for his good neighbor from the corner of his eyes. disappeared.

Cannon also laughed about it: "I don't know. I heard that there were at least a thousand cows, and the peace they bought was wiped out. Is it good news?"

"Forget it, forget it, why don't you count it, eat two more bowls of rice tonight" Zhang Chi said with a smile.

"How about, let's have a barbecue tonight, and I'll make you a South American-style roast beef," Cannon said.

Zhang Chi thought for a while and said, "Why don't you kill the sheep?"

Cannon asked Zhang Chi: "Is it too ostentatious? If they get all the cattle back, wouldn't we have lost a sheep in vain?"

"That's right, then let's wait a few days to eat, and we will eat roast beef tonight." Zhang Chilue thought about it, and he thought it was the same. It's not good to be seen by people who lost the cow and slaughtered the sheep today.

Cannon nodded vigorously twice.

After a few more sentences, Cannon ran to the house to make his South American roast beef, while Zhang Chi hummed a little song and wiped Chi Yanshan's body, and then wiped Chi Yanshan's body. into the compartment.

Back in the house, Zhang Chi had already peeled the side dishes before Cannon arrived, and the beef was roasted in the large oven under the eaves.

There is not much work left for Zhang Chi, um, just eat with a mouth.

It was dark and Cannon's meal was ready.

South American-style roast beef is not very suitable for Zhang Chi's taste, and I don't know whether Cannon's cooking is not good, or Zhang Chi is not suitable for this taste.

But it's not unpalatable. As long as beef has a salty taste and the grassy smell is removed, there is nothing that can't be eaten.

Add two cloves of garlic like Zhang Chi, and the taste will go up immediately.

柴？
With some dipping sauce, where else can the firewood go?
Zhang Chi is just talking about his own feelings, which doesn’t mean that other Chinese people don’t like it. It’s like some people like to eat snail powder, but some people don’t like it.

The two of them didn't eat in the house either, but directly sat on the sofa under the porch with a plate, looked at the brightly lit neighbor's house to the west, took a bite of beef, it was a clove of garlic, the taste, the mood, don't Speaking of eating beef, it is estimated that eating feces has a sweet taste.

But it made the two of them very happy.

Helicopter!
Zhang Chi saw two or three helicopters flying up after a meal, and in his heart he slandered his neighbor for the people's favors he earned in China. He suddenly felt that he was too kind today!
After dinner, Cannon sang Portuguese songs and went back to work in the cowshed.

On Zhang Chi's side, he swiped his ink and looked at the busy neighbor's house for a while, before turning around and entering the house.

After entering the house, he lifted his foot into the gourd, and looked at the large and small cows. At first, he thought that the gourd had not much space, but this group of cows, with thousands of cows squeezed in, did not feel crowded at all. Come, the grass is scattered and scattered, but it looks a little empty.

But miracles, there must be something magical, and Zhang Chi didn't get entangled. If he was entangled in this, Zhang Chi would definitely suffer from mental illness.

The first thing I did when I came in was to count the cows, but when there were thousands of cows, the counting became chaotic, because the cows can move and walk around, and after a while, I don’t know which one is right.

There are four or five kinds of cattle in the gourd, big and small mixed together, Zhang Chi's eyes are dazzled after a while, let alone counting them.

Giving up on counting cattle, Zhang Chi stayed for a while and then produced a gourd.

I was so happy today, so happy that Zhang Chi couldn't fall asleep. It was more than three o'clock in the morning, and then he closed his eyes in a daze.

When he got up in the morning, the bastard Mo Zhi put his head around Zhang Chi's neck again, like a big meat-shaped scarf.

Pushing away Moji's forehead, Zhang Chi got up from the bed, opened the curtains and found that the sun was almost in the air.

Get up and wash up, go to the cowshed.

As soon as he saw Cannon, Cannon grinned: "BOSS, I heard that more than [-] cows were lost next door, and more than [-] were recovered last night...".

Zhang Chi also grinned, and now he knew how many cows there were in his gourd.

"Looked for one night?" Zhang Chi asked.

Cannon nodded: "Yes, all the cowboys searched all night. I heard that they called the police yesterday. The cowboys don't think so many cows ran out."

Zhang Chi understands this, the movement of two bulls running out is definitely different from that of more than one hundred bulls.

Let's not talk about anything else, the cow dung pulled all the way can also explain the problem, the shit pulled by two thousand cows and two hundred cows all the way, even an inexperienced cowboy can judge it.

What's more, all the good neighbors mentioned were experienced cowboys, who could see the problem at a glance.

But call the police?

Zhang Chi didn't mean to call the police, of course he had to call the police, but it was of little use, not to mention that Zhang Chi had smoked cows, even if he didn't smoke, the police would probably just come and take a look.

The investigators of the insurance company are the most concerned about this matter, because the insurance company has to take real money out of their pockets.

Have insurance?
That must be there!

You can’t afford some insurance if you don’t buy it. When you buy a cow, it will be brought to you.What is mandatory fees, that's it.

But this time the insurance company was overpowered by the neighbors.

Regarding the abilities of the nearby police, not to mention that Zhang Chi did not report any hope, I am afraid that few people in the town think that the police are useful in this matter.

Not to mention anything else, the car of electronic products lost in the snow last year has not been found until now. It stands to reason that the electronic products of this car, including the serial number, should be easy to find, but these people He didn't have any clues at all, and the state police came over and now their eyes are smeared, like a bunch of fools.

If Zhang Chi lost his cow, he would have to call the police, but this report is not for the police to solve the case, but to tell the insurance company that our ranch has lost a cow, and you have to pay for it!
Thinking of this, Zhang Chi felt a little upset again. It turned out that it was the insurance company that I had spent a long time trying to get rid of.
The second aunt's!
How can you only listen to Cannon talk about this kind of thing, obviously there is the most lively place!

where?Where else but a bar!

So Zhang Chi ate something and ran to the bar.

Now the bar's business hours have changed, from the afternoon to after ten thirty in the morning.

As soon as Zhang Chi entered the bar, Zhang Chi felt as if he was in a cesspool, his ears were filled with buzzing sounds, and the cowboys in the room were chatting about losing their cows.

Just as Zhang Chi found a seat by the bar and sat down, a cowboy asked Zhang Chi, "George, do you know that your neighbor lost a cow?"

"I know, but I don't know what's going on," Zhang Chi said.

"I heard..."

Dude, rumors are flying all over the sky. The cowboy said that he lost more than [-] cows.

Immediately, the cowboy retorted, saying that more than [-] heads were lost.

Zhang Chi was left speechless for a while, how many cows did the good neighbors have in total, and more than [-] cows were lost?

"It's normal for them to lose cattle!"

At this time, an old cowboy made a shocking statement, which immediately attracted everyone's attention to him.

"The management is too chaotic. The cowboys will be fine when the cows are released. They either gather together to play poker or sleep in. They only arrange to patrol the fence every two days, and they are so-so. They are placed on normal pastures. There is a hole in the fence. Where? Will you not find out for a day?"

"This is it!"

The cowboys next to him nodded.

What the old cowboy said makes sense. It doesn't mean that someone has to watch the herd when it is released, but as a cowboy, it is still necessary to come over for an hour or two to check on the situation of the herd.

Even if it is a small ranch with few people, you have to go around in a morning, not to mention a large ranch with so many people, the cowboys will definitely have to patrol the farm in batches.

With high wages, the cowboys will definitely work hard?

The answer is definitely not necessarily!
If the salary is stable and higher than the average person, is it efficient?That's even worse, everyone understands this.

The same goes for the cowboys hired by Zhang Chi’s good neighbors. The main reason is that the supervisor himself is relaxed, so the rest will naturally follow suit.

Otherwise, Zhang Chi can toss back and forth several times, smoke a few times without encountering a cowboy, this is the problem.