pasture leisure

Chapter 266 Catch Fish and Shrimp
"Come here, come here!"

Old Xu waved at Zhang Chi.

Zhang Chi walked to Lao Xu curiously, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"

Zhang Chi whispered because he was afraid of scaring the fish in the pond.

"Come on, squat down a little bit, like me," Old Xu said to Zhang Chi again.

Zhang Chi imitated Lao Xu, squatted down slightly, and then...

Then, Zhang Chi discovered the technique of disappearing pond water.

When looking at the water surface from this angle, the water surface suddenly disappeared, and it seemed that there was only air in the whole pond, only aquatic plants, and only fish swimming in the air of the pond.

Zhang Chi's eyes were straight when he saw it. He and Melika felt that they had seen Tangzi countless times, but they had never felt like this. This is simply not a picture scroll that people can imagine.

Old Xu sighed: "I used to see a calligraphy and painting by a famous artist, and the painting was fish. They introduced that the paintings of these few fish seemed to be alive on the paper."

Zhang Chi felt that Lao Xu was in high spirits. What kind of paintings are you talking about at this time? Besides, you can appreciate art at your level of education?

At most, just like us, enjoy the pictorials, and the pictorials must have pictures of beauties.

If I only paint landscapes, I always feel that the level of the painter is a little lower.

For people with our appreciation level, Qi Baishi's paintings are placed next to the pictorials of beauties. When we don't tell us, the first choice for wiping our ass must be Qi Baishi's paintings, not pictorials with young girls.

When people ask, they will say that if you wipe your buttocks with a pictorial newspaper, it will be hard, but if you use a painting, it will be soft.

"Now, I want to pull the coin-filled dog thing over, and it's so vivid on the paper, this is called "jumping on the paper, what kind of thing is it drawn?" Old Xu Fenfen said.

Hearing what Lao Xu said, Zhang Chi couldn't help laughing. He guessed that Lao Xu must be despised by others. Sometimes cultural people have a kind of coquettish air, inexplicable coquettish air, wanting to make money, but also coy Well, he obviously wanted to sell his paintings at a high price and sell them to rich people, and he still had to drag them for two to five or eighty thousand.

On this point, Brother Xiaowu is the best. His principle is art. If I like it, it is worth money.

Look, if Brother Xiaowu reads some books and has a diploma in his hand, he will be a very educated person.

"There is no such thing as art now. If cheating money is art, there are artists everywhere," Zhang Chi said with a smile.

Old Xu patted his thigh: "That's so damn right. Painting used to be called painting, but what kind of painting is it now? Drawing lines on paper is worth tens of millions. If you don't say it's art, we Thought it was a crop line."

"Today's artists are the predecessors who have gone all the way, and it's their turn that other people have gone all the way, so they are left to fool around."

This is not what Zhang Chi said, he doesn’t have this level of education, it’s not what Brother Dawen said, so he has some money in his pocket, and he didn’t invest in any art. He just thinks that modern art is nonsense. Connoisseurs blow out the sophistication.

It's like the emperor's new clothes. These people say it looks good, but everyone is afraid that others will say that they can't appreciate it, so they nod accordingly.

"exactly"

The two uneducated guys felt that they were suddenly congenial and had a spiritual exchange.

But it was clear that a spiritual exchange was not worth dinner.

No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't stop the hunger of Wuzang Temple.

"Where are the things you brought, take them out to catch fish," Zhang Chi said to Old Xu.

Old Xu was surprised: "Didn't you bring it? At your house, you asked me what I wanted to catch fish?"

Hearing what Lao Xu said, Zhang Chi remembered that all the fish catchers in his family were packed in gourds.

He didn't pay attention to this when he arrived, thinking about bringing something with him, but now he found it difficult to take it out in front of Lao Xu.

Otherwise, Lao Xu's mouth will be wiped out!
It's not impossible to silence, but there are old Xu and juniors, Guan Jian is not bad, Zhang Chi is a little bit hesitant to let go.

"What are you doing, what are you thinking, I have nothing to go back to get?" Seeing that Zhang Chi was a little distracted, Lao Xu reminded him aloud.

If he knew that Lao Zhang next to him was about to kill him, Lao Xu would probably be able to strangle Zhang Chi to death on the spot.

"I have nothing."

Isn't this nonsense, everything is in the gourd, how can he get it out?
Upon hearing this, Old Xu said, "I'll go, you have to rely on me!"

"Go back to get things, it's better to have a network probe or something," Zhang Chi said.

Old Xu drove his quad bike back to get his things. Zhang Chi stood on the bank looking at the beautiful scenery, thinking that he would call his wife over to take a look.

Lao Xu went there quickly and came back quickly. When he came back, he placed two large exploratory nets on his motorcycle, which were not too big. The pockets of the exploratory nets were about half a meter long and round.

With the guy, the two walked along the edge of the pond and started to catch fish.

Zhang Chi picked it out, and finally found the fish he wanted to catch. He carefully extended the detection net into the water, slowly approached the fish, and then slammed under the fish and poked it.

When I lifted the net bag, I only found the empty net bag and the yellow muddy water stirred up in the water. As for the fish, I don't know where they went.

Looking at the net in his hand, Zhang Chi asked Old Xu, "Did you catch it?"

Old Xu said: "I didn't catch it. The fish in your pond are too fine. I caught four or five of them before, but now I haven't caught one."

As he said that, Lao Xu put the net bag aside and began to take off his shoes and trousers.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Chi asked curiously, looking at his posture.

Old Xu said: "I don't believe it anymore, I'll go down and catch it!"

Soon Lao Xu took off his body with only his underpants left, and saw this guy holding the net bag again, carefully leaning sideways to explore the bottom of the pond, walking into the water.

Zhang Chi looked at Lao Xu and asked, "Is it cold in the water?"

"It's really not cold. It's just that it was a bit cold when I first came in, but it's not cold when people come in. Would you like to come down and try?" Old Xu said.

Zhang Chi thought about it, but he was in an ideological struggle.

When Zhang Chi was fighting, Lao Xu laughed loudly, and picked it up from the water again, and a large carp about four to five catties appeared in the net pocket.

"Look, there is still something to gain when you come down, look at this big fish is fat, I have to say that good water really raises good fish." Old Xu was very excited holding the net bag into it.

"Hurry up and get the bucket".

Old Xu yelled at Zhang Chi.

Zhang Chi immediately came to the side of the motorcycle, took the bucket and ran to the nearest place to Lao Xu.

After receiving some water, seeing Lao Xu's net bag stretched out, Zhang Chi took out the fish from the bag and threw it into the bucket.

Old Xu dropped the fish and continued to explore in the water.

But then Lao Xu's luck ran out. After more than ten minutes of exploring, he didn't even come up with a fish hair.

Zhang Chi was a little anxious on the shore.

If you come by yourself, then one fish is enough, and when it is cooked at night, you can ask Lao Xu to get some wine to deal with it. Eat extra meals, eat some fish, and save beef all day long.

Eating beef until you don't want to eat it is now a kind of happy trouble for these workers.

Anyway, it is not his own thing, so Zhang Chi is willing to give it to others. Anyway, for him, even if the cow with the neighbor's logo is thrown out, if someone else finds it, he has to return it to the neighbor. It is lost, and the judge will not be happy if you don't return it.

After watching for a while, Zhang Chi couldn't bear it any longer. He sat down and took off his socks, trousers and jacket. Just like Lao Xu, he only put on a pair of trousers and went into the water.

When I first got into the water, it was really just like what Lao Xu said, it was a bit cold, but the coolness disappeared quickly, and I felt comfortable after adapting to the temperature of the water.

Zhang Chi, who got into the water, also imitated Lao Xu, put the net bag under the water, walked slowly in the water, and found the target to strike.

It seems very simple, if you see a fish, use the net to find it, but it is really like what Lao Xu said, the fish in the pond are very smart, every time you look like you caught it, but pull up the net bag At that time, I found that the net pocket was empty.

The two poked in the water for a while. At first they were very calm, but then they poked a little chaotically. They couldn't catch it when they were careful, and naturally they couldn't catch it now.

"Let me tell you, Old Zhang, what did the fish in your pond eat to grow up? Why do they all look like thieves?" Old Xu began to pant heavily.

Zhang Chi didn't know either. He thought it might be because the addition of gourd water improved the intelligence of these guys?

No way, otherwise, the silly big wood drank so much water, and I didn't see how high his intelligence was, and he still looks stupid until now.

"Let's get out of the cage and catch it next time. That's it for today. One fish is enough," Zhang Chi said.

"One fish for so many people?" Old Xu asked back.

Zhang Chi said: "There are so many people, how can there be enough, the two of us will bring you one, and order a little wine."

When Old Xu heard this, he thought for a while and grinned: "It's okay!"

There is no need for the workers to eat a fish by themselves. It is not that there is no meat in the workers' bowls. Not to mention anything else, just say that Zhang Chi buys some beef every now and then, which helps him save a lot of food expenses.

"Let's go, I don't think there will be any results today, so let's take back the fish we caught. Wait..." Before Lao Xu finished speaking, he signaled Zhang Chi to silence.

Zhang Chi followed Lao Xu's gaze to look in front of him, and found that there was a group of shrimps right in front of Lao Xu.

This time, Lao Xu didn't miss it. When the net bag came up, half of the shrimps in the net bag were small, and each of them was the size of a normal prawn.

"What kind of shrimp is this?"

Looking at the prawns in Ou's pocket, Lao Xu thought they looked like prawns at first, but when he picked them up, they were obviously not prawns.

"Grass shrimp" Zhang Chi looked at the shrimp and said.

"Grass shrimp grow so big?"

Old Xu finally recognized it. It was a grass shrimp, at least it looked like a grass shrimp.

"It's a new breed!" Zhang Chi fooled Lao Xu.

Old Xu, a rough guy, didn't care about this. He didn't ask any more questions when he heard Zhang Chi's explanation.

Stretching out his thick fingers, flicked the shrimps in the net bag, and said happily: "Take them tonight for wine."

(End of this chapter)