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Chapter 437 Pack up

Chapter 437 Pack up
Whether it is true or not, it has nothing to do with Zhang Chi. At most, when Lao Liu was shot by the Americans, Zhang Chi wasted some money to buy firecrackers and set them off.

While chatting and driving the car, three big men, two of whom were only wearing underpants, just came to the side of the pond.

Finding a place that was facing the sun without any shelter, the three of them set up parasols and put down three deck chairs.

One parasol certainly couldn't cover three chairs, but the three didn't care.

As soon as Sun Yanping held up the umbrella, he jumped into the water impatiently, plunged into the water, and when he went up again to change the water, he was already about ten meters away.

Miller was not polite either, and directly took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of boxers and jumped into the pond.

When he got out of the water again, he had already changed into a backstroke position.

"Come down, the water is quite comfortable."

Miller shook his hand and threw it at Zhang Chi who was still on the shore.

Zhang Chi didn't hide, and the water couldn't splash on him.

"You guys swim first, I'll rest here for a while and swim again."

Zhang Chi didn't want to swim now, he lay on the recliner, with one hand resting on the arch of his eyebrow, blocking the sun and looking at the sky.

There is a group of unknown birds in the sky, lined up, not in a line, it is more appropriate to say that they are flying in a flock, from Zhang Chi's perspective, it looks like a swarm of bees.

At this moment, Zhang Chi's ears seemed to be buzzing.

"Oh!"

Over there, Sun Yanping exclaimed, and attracted Zhang Chi's gaze.

Just when Zhang Chi looked at his brother-in-law, he found that he was bending over at the moment, digging something in the water with both hands, and when Zhang Chi wanted to turn his head away, he found that his brother-in-law had grabbed a big herring weighing four to five catties with both hands.

"See, it's really big."

Sun Yanping was very excited, and lifted the fish up for Zhang Chi and Miller to see, but the joy turned into sadness, the big fish hadn't been lifted by him, twisted its body twice, broke free from Sun Yanping's hands, and fell into the pond with a snap .

"Did you see any fish, did you see any fish?"

Sun Yanping thought that the two of them hadn't noticed his majestic appearance just now, so he said immediately.

Miller didn't understand Chinese, but he could still understand Sun Yanping's meaning from the action just now, so he gave Sun Yanping a thumbs up.

Sometimes people don't need words to communicate with each other, facial expressions and actions are enough.

"Great," Miller praised.

When Zhang Chi saw it, he gave his brother-in-law a thumbs up.

Catching fish in the pond is nothing new. These days, the IQ of the fish in the pond seems to have faded a bit. They are stupid one by one. I don’t know if they haven’t been cleaned up, or these fish have arrived. Here in the United States, they are being foolish, they are not very smart, and sometimes they will come over to people when they see people by the pond.

If it wasn't for the fact that the taste was still good, Zhang Chi would have wanted a whole pond of fish instead.

Zhang Chi turned his face and still looked at the sky. At this moment, there were many white clouds in the sky, clusters scattered in the sky like cotton candy.

The sky between the white clouds is blue. Looking at the blue that makes people feel happy, it is clear and bright, and it seems to be able to cleanse people's hearts at once.

Appreciating the sky here can open up people's hearts all of a sudden, and the little troubles and entanglements in their hearts will disappear without a trace.

Zhang Chi was enjoying the beauty here, when suddenly there was an exclamation in his ears.

"careful!"

Zhang Chi felt a strong force coming from behind him before he could react quickly, who called to be careful, and who should be careful.

The strength was so great that Zhang Chi almost flew up with the reclining chair.

While sleeping, Zhang Chi immediately threw himself in front of him in a dog-eat-shit posture. If the front was not a pond, but if the ground was replaced by stones, Zhang Chi's front teeth would be missing two.

Even so, Zhang Chi's face was covered with mud.

"@#¥¥!"

A series of national curses blurted out, the flames in Zhang Chi's heart had turned dark blue at this moment, and Zhang Chi would take off on the spot if the pressure increased.

After wiping his face and shaking off the mud, Zhang Chi searched around, and soon found the guy who did something bad.

Big head spin!

Seeing the big head, Zhang Chi became even more angry. He searched around and found a small vine near him, so Zhang Chi went straight to it.

"You bastard, don't leave, I gave you face before, didn't I..." Zhang Chi said with his head turned.

Zhang Chi might not be too angry at other times, but today's matter can't just be over like this. The beating of the big head is definitely inevitable, and it has to be beaten to the bone marrow, so that it will tremble when it sees Zhang Chi in the future. become.

If it was changed to a dog or something, now seeing Zhang Chi’s appearance, he ran away immediately, but Daxuantou is a cow, [-] is their nature, and stubborn is their character, so Daxuantou did not run away, not only did he not He ran, and showed his might to the furious Zhang Chi.

Moo!Moo!
"Okay, let's continue mooing." Zhang Chi stretched out his hand and began to pull the vine with thick fingers.

But it's a pity that Zhang Chi tried his best, but he didn't pull the vine down, so he didn't use his hands.

Seeing that this thing was not easy to handle, Zhang Chi had to search aside. Fortunately, there were many shrubs around the pond, so Zhang Chi quickly found a shrub strip about one meter long and two fingers thick.

Woo~!Woo~!

When I flicked it vigorously, the shrub sliver immediately made a whining sound, which proved that the sliver was very useful and quite flexible.

Zhang Chi flicked it with his hand, and was very satisfied with the note. He held it in his hand and walked towards Da Xuantou with a sneer on his face.

Da Xuan's head still didn't go away, as if he didn't see the sinister smile on Zhang Chi's face and the shrub stick in his hand.

Moo!Moo!
Seeing that Zhang Chi was approaching in a bad manner, Big Turned Head immediately put on an attacking stance, lowered his head, and kept pawing the ground with his front hooves.

"George, come on!"

call out! !

At this moment, Miller, who was watching the excitement, encouraged Zhang Chi and whistled.

Sun Yanping also looked at his brother-in-law like this. He thought it was more interesting for his brother-in-law to beat a cow than himself.

Snapped!
Zhang Chi came to the side of Daxuan's head in two or three steps, and threw a shrub to shine on the forehead of Daxuan's head all at once.

This time Zhang Chi had exhausted his strength!
Moo!
Daxuan screamed, and rushed towards Zhang Chi with red eyes.

Zhang Chi gave way lightly, and Da Xuan's head immediately made a void.

It's not enough just to have a headspace, Zhang Chi wheeled up the shrubs, and shone at the buttocks of Daxuan's head all at once, almost using all his body's strength at once.

The shrubs slammed on the meat of Daxuan's head, and Zhang Chi saw the texture of the meat, trembling.

Moo!
Daxuan's head is not a divine cow, so if it goes down all of a sudden, it will make it scream in pain.

Zhang Chi is very angry, if he is willing to let it go, he will go down one by one, and raise his hand to get another one. Before Daxuan turned his head and turned his body, he aimed his forehead at Zhang Chi, and his buttocks were already hard hit. All of a sudden.

"You liar, did you give me face before?"

Zhang Chi cursed while smoking.

Zhang Chi is really angry, just like that, if you change the place, if the ground is hard, if you fall down like this, you will definitely have at least a few front teeth, and it is very likely that the family will have a banquet. what.

Daxuan's head was still a bit rigid, he trotted a few steps away from Zhang Chi and then turned his head to face Zhang Chi.

Zhang Chi looked at the way his head was turned, and rolled up the sleeves that he didn't have at all. At this moment, Zhang Chi had no other clothes on his body except a pair of underpants and sandals.

"What's the matter, if you are not convinced, come again!"

Will the big spin brain come again?That's for sure, it's all set up, isn't it coming!
So as soon as Zhang Chi's words fell, Da Xuan head lowered his head towards Zhang Chi and pushed it over. At this moment, Da Xuan head was more than ten meters away from Zhang Chi, which means that Da Xuan head had an acceleration distance of tens of inches.

Don't look at the big swivel head's body is not big, but the speed of this run is really enough.

But to Zhang Chi, this was nothing. If he couldn't take care of it, wouldn't Zhang Chi's skill of driving calves that he had practiced with Cannon these days be in vain?

Waiting for Daxuan's head to rush over, and when he was a distance of one or two meters away, Zhang Chi stepped aside. Although it was not perfect, he didn't do some cowboy show-off skills, and the horns passed by his waist, but it was still a trick A big spinning head.

"George, you hid too fast, wait a second, you can do it, oh oh!"

Miller was excited.

When he said that, didn't he think that Zhang Chi's life was not his life, and he had to fight for that second or two.

It's just a calf with a large swivel head. Although it is now bigger than a normal calf and almost has the sub-adult appearance of a normal calf, the calf is still a calf, and its strength and speed are far behind that of an adult cow. .

What's more, for a cowboy, teasing the cows like this is normal fun, not only when everyone is grazing, it is also a basic game.

The meaning looks like Spanish bullfighting, but unlike bullfighting, cowboys will not stab the back of the bull, mainly to show their flexibility.

Having escaped Daxuantou's attack, the bush strip in Zhang Chi's hand was fully charged again and landed on Daxuantou's buttocks.

The last time the shrub slivers had left marks on Daxuantou's buttocks, and this one was placed directly on the original marks again, so the pain was twice as much as before, making Daxuantou scream even worse up.

Zhang Chi's mind is getting more and more sober now, and today he is determined to clean up the big spinning head. If he fails this time, it will be difficult to clean up the big spinning head. It doesn't mean there is no way, or It takes a lot of time to tune it.

Zhang Chi wasn't in that mood, and he didn't have the patience to play with Da Xuantou before. He didn't know how to beat it this time, so he had to cook it that night, and there was no third way to go.

If such a man-in-law method is not changed, the cow cannot be kept anyway.

Only this time did Zhang Chi truly realize how dangerous his previous indulgence of the big spinning head had caused.

(End of this chapter)

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