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Chapter 48 Gifts
Chapter 48 Gifts
As soon as I arrived at the airport, I saw my cousin with a big grin, standing at the door like a telegraph pole.
Zhang Chi drove the car over and pressed the window.
"boarding!"
"Wait, there's still something I haven't taken, come down and help me."
Seeing his cousin coming, Zhang Wu opened the door and threw his small bag into the car.
Zhang Chi asked strangely: "Is there anything else? Why are you so rich that you still have luggage when you come back this time?"
"Don't talk about it, I brought you a gift," Zhang Wu said.
Zhang Chi didn't react for a while, but when he recovered, he stuck his head out of the window and looked at the sky.
Zhang Wu saw his cousin's appearance, so he asked curiously: "Why, it's going to rain, I don't think it looks like it."
"No, I'll see if the sun came out from the west today, and you brought me a gift. I'll be thankful if you don't cheat me of money." Zhang Chi retracted his head into the car.
Zhang Wu saw it and said: "It's too small, who am I?"
"OK, OK!"
Zhang Chi was also unwilling to talk to him, so he untied his seat belt and got out of the car.
The two brothers went into the airport to claim their luggage.
Zhang Chi looked and found that there was no luggage left on the luggage machine, so he turned his head to look at his cousin: "There is not even a hair, you have brought me a loneliness?"
Zhang Wu stretched out his hand to hold Zhang Chi's chin, and stretched out his finger: "Look over there."
"What is this stuff?"
Zhang Chi saw a pet, and there were two fluffy meat balls in the pet, one black and one yellow with reddish hair.
"Two dogs, Tibetan Mastiff, we Chinese have to raise Chinese dogs!" Zhang Wu said.
When Zhang Chi heard about the Tibetan mastiff, he immediately shook his head like a rattle: "I don't want it!"
"Stop talking nonsense and help!"
Zhang Wu stretched out his hand to push a luggage cart, and signaled his cousin Zhang Chi to come and carry the two dogs into the cart with him.
Zhang Chi had no choice but to move, otherwise, what should I do, can I kick my cousin to death now?
Even if you want to kick to death, you have to find a place where no one is around. Isn't kicking at the airport just asking for trouble?
Just like that, the two brothers transported the two dogs into the car.
"Go, go to your place!"
Zhang Wu put on his seat belt and said to Zhang Chi.
Zhang Chi said, "Aren't you going home?"
"What do you do when you go home, and you have to deliver food when you go back. I almost vomited, your brother and I have never been good at delivering food in my life," Zhang Wu said.
"Are you going crazy, have you made money?" Zhang Chi said so, but his body still started to drive honestly.
"I really made a little money." Zhang Wu was a little proud.
Zhang Chi held out his hand after hearing this: "Repay the money! Give me the advertising fee last time."
"As far as that little money is concerned, you will be missed. You are indispensable. Drive hard. If you can serve comfortably later, brother, I will reward you," Zhang Wu said.
Zhang Chi glanced at him, then turned his head and continued to look at Lu.
"Can you make money by reselling songs?" Zhang Chi was a little curious. He felt that he couldn't make money, but his cousin actually made money.
Zhang Wudao: "You can make money with your brain!"
"You still have brains? Forget it, I'll take you home and deliver food honestly. Uncle and auntie are working hard when you're not around," Zhang Chi said.
"I told my parents that I will quit the food delivery business. Now that I have my own business, my brother will develop in Hollywood in the future," Zhang Wu said proudly.
"Hollywood also raises trash, there is no shortage of people there, and I want to be a trash too," Zhang Chi said.
"How should I speak, show some respect to your brother, or I won't introduce female stars to you in the future," Zhang Wu said pretending to be annoyed.
Before he finished speaking, he became amused.
"Come on, I can't bear female stars in my life, we can't wear so many hats on our foreheads, and we can't stand that sex.
Also, I can't afford to take your gift away when you leave. This is a ranch, and I want to raise a cattle dog at someone else's house. What can I do with this thing besides eating? "Zhang Chi said.
"How can you be so kind as a donkey? What two dogs, I paid a lot of money to get them for you. See if there are any dogs in the pasture that can compare to the Tibetan mastiff?" Zhang Wu immediately retorted.
Zhang Chi said: "Who told me that this is a stupid dog, and this thing bites people. If it bites someone, aren't you causing trouble for me?"
A dog biting a person here is really no small matter. If a domestic dog bites a person outside, then you will have fun watching it.
The old cowboys here will not be polite to you. If your dog bites his family, you will shoot the dog in the head, and then talk about how you lose money.
Get yourself two silly Tibetan mastiffs, if they bite a few people, Zhang Chi feels that his small ranch will have to change its dynasty.
In the past, Zhang Wuke didn't think much of dogs like Tibetan Mastiffs. They were useless except for being big. If you want to say that they were raised by a herdsman, it would be hard to say.
But now the two in the back are obviously the kind of bred pig mastiffs mentioned on the Internet. Apart from looking better with fur, they can't do anything else.
Guan Jian still eats a lot, the little money in Zhang Chi's pocket now, there is no room for the two dogs.
As for what my cousin said about spending a lot of money, Zhang Chi would not believe it even if he killed Zhang Chi, let alone a big price, Zhang Wu himself would probably not agree to spend a dollar.
Based on Zhang Chi's understanding of his cousin, the two pig mastiffs don't know where he came from.
"You don't understand. Anyway, I gave it to you. If you don't want it, send it to my parents. I won't take it back. The gift I gave will go home. I can't afford to lose this." people?"
Zhang Chi glanced at his cousin: "Do you still know shame? Do you know how to write shame in two Chinese? If you write it completely, you win."
"Okay, don't talk about the dog, tell me how your ranch is doing now, I heard that you bought some junk, I wonder if you can do it. But you don't have to worry too much, wait for brother I've made money, let's invest in you, let's buy some good cattle..."
After hearing this, Zhang Chi said: "It's fine if you can say this, old man. As for other things, you hold your hand high and don't always think about scouring me, I will burn the incense."
The two brothers just went back to the ranch all the way.
After arriving at the ranch, I didn't do anything, so I unloaded the furniture first. Fortunately, my cousin came today, otherwise it would be really difficult for Zhang Chi to do it alone.
The two brothers unloaded all the things and put them in order, sweating a lot.
"Oh, how did I catch up with this, my old waist can't stand it anymore."
Tired and out of breath, Zhang Wu sat down on the sofa under the porch, and a Ge You came and complained while patting his belly with one hand.
Zhang Chi came over with two bottles of beer, gave one to his cousin, opened it and sat on another sofa.
Sitting on the sofa, Zhang Chi wobbled a few times at first, feeling that his eyesight was really good, and the sofa was really suitable when it was placed to this side.
He comfortably put his feet on the railing under the porch, took a sip of beer, and the smell of the alcohol rushed out of his stomach and came up along the esophagus. That little taste was really refreshing.
Zhang Wu drank two sips of beer, stood up and came back into the room with something extra in his hand.
Throwing the things in his hand to Zhang Chi's body, he sat back by himself.
"What... Hey, where did you get the money!"
Zhang Chi thought it was something at first, but after a closer look, it turned out to be money, a green bill rolled up in a roll, with a rubber band tied outside the bill.
After taking a look, Zhang Chi found that the bill was worth more than [-] yuan, so he asked.
"I earned it myself, could it be that I robbed the bank?" Zhang Wu said with a smile.
"Brother, we can't do illegal things." Zhang Chi's face became serious.
Zhang Wudao: "What do you think, I really earned it."
"Can you earn so much by selling songs?"
Zhang Chi obviously didn't believe it.
Zhang Wudao: "Didn't you say that making money depends on brains, what money can you make by working hard and selling for a lifetime?"
"It doesn't make sense that I can't take the money," Zhang Chi said.
"Let me tell you, you know about selling songs last time, right?"
Seeing his younger brother nodding, Zhang Wu said: "Actually, those guys are liars, they just want to drag me into the water. They don't even think about who I am. When I lied to people, they were so fucking idiots."
"Look at the friends you have made, are there any good people?" Zhang Chi shook his head straight after listening.
The matter is quite simple, Zhang Wu has made some friends, and these friends are all compatriots.
It is quite normal to be deceived by compatriots in the United States, because these people are idlers and idlers, and there is no contact with foreigners here. Who do you think they will deceive you if they don’t deceive you?
They set up a game to take him to make money and give him a little sweetness at the beginning.
This game is not very clever, that is to say, there is a project, this time it is to buy and sell songs.
These people said that some people in China like these English songs very much, or that some domestic singers want these songs to be packaged for themselves.
In short, there are people who want any song, as long as it is in English, people will buy it.
As soon as I bought the next song, someone came to collect it within two days. The song bought for thousands of yuan was sold after a roll.
The business is so good, so it is natural to do something special, so the second song came again, but this time it was more expensive, and then it was sold out again, and it was a roll.
Just waiting for you to put all your own money, even borrowed money, into it for the last time, and people will close the net.
But this time it was the swindler who was unlucky. Zhang Wu was like a monkey when he was covered in fur.
"You are not afraid of their revenge." Zhang Chi shook his head after hearing this, his cousin was too courageous.
Zhang Wu didn't take it seriously: "Do they still dare to take revenge? Retaliate against me or should I retaliate against them? A group of people just bullied the newcomers.
If you meet someone who has been there for ten years or more, you are courting death.What's more, it's their fault, even if I beat them to death, I will go to jail for a few years at most, what are you afraid of! "
Zhang Chi thought about it, and it’s not easy to be sentenced to death because of the heinous crimes. What’s more, those people still don’t pay attention. Since they are talking about doing business, you dare to threaten others if they don’t do it. It costs money. Find a good lawyer, and there is a high probability that you will be free from prosecution in self-defense.
Besides, there are not many children who grew up in the west who are timid, because if you are a little timid, you can be bullied into a quail here, like Zhang Wu. If you say he is timid, who will believe it!A guy with a rainbow complexion who goes around finding girls to sleep with, is he timid?Isn't that nonsense.
Zhang Chi unwrapped the bill roll in his hand, counted out more than [-] yuan from it, then tied up the rest and threw it on his cousin's stomach.
"These are mine, you take the rest," Zhang Chi said.
"This is for your principal with interest. I said on the phone that you invested the money." Zhang Wu threw the money back again.
"Don't worry brother, brother earns more," Zhang Wu continued.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as I arrived at the airport, I saw my cousin with a big grin, standing at the door like a telegraph pole.
Zhang Chi drove the car over and pressed the window.
"boarding!"
"Wait, there's still something I haven't taken, come down and help me."
Seeing his cousin coming, Zhang Wu opened the door and threw his small bag into the car.
Zhang Chi asked strangely: "Is there anything else? Why are you so rich that you still have luggage when you come back this time?"
"Don't talk about it, I brought you a gift," Zhang Wu said.
Zhang Chi didn't react for a while, but when he recovered, he stuck his head out of the window and looked at the sky.
Zhang Wu saw his cousin's appearance, so he asked curiously: "Why, it's going to rain, I don't think it looks like it."
"No, I'll see if the sun came out from the west today, and you brought me a gift. I'll be thankful if you don't cheat me of money." Zhang Chi retracted his head into the car.
Zhang Wu saw it and said: "It's too small, who am I?"
"OK, OK!"
Zhang Chi was also unwilling to talk to him, so he untied his seat belt and got out of the car.
The two brothers went into the airport to claim their luggage.
Zhang Chi looked and found that there was no luggage left on the luggage machine, so he turned his head to look at his cousin: "There is not even a hair, you have brought me a loneliness?"
Zhang Wu stretched out his hand to hold Zhang Chi's chin, and stretched out his finger: "Look over there."
"What is this stuff?"
Zhang Chi saw a pet, and there were two fluffy meat balls in the pet, one black and one yellow with reddish hair.
"Two dogs, Tibetan Mastiff, we Chinese have to raise Chinese dogs!" Zhang Wu said.
When Zhang Chi heard about the Tibetan mastiff, he immediately shook his head like a rattle: "I don't want it!"
"Stop talking nonsense and help!"
Zhang Wu stretched out his hand to push a luggage cart, and signaled his cousin Zhang Chi to come and carry the two dogs into the cart with him.
Zhang Chi had no choice but to move, otherwise, what should I do, can I kick my cousin to death now?
Even if you want to kick to death, you have to find a place where no one is around. Isn't kicking at the airport just asking for trouble?
Just like that, the two brothers transported the two dogs into the car.
"Go, go to your place!"
Zhang Wu put on his seat belt and said to Zhang Chi.
Zhang Chi said, "Aren't you going home?"
"What do you do when you go home, and you have to deliver food when you go back. I almost vomited, your brother and I have never been good at delivering food in my life," Zhang Wu said.
"Are you going crazy, have you made money?" Zhang Chi said so, but his body still started to drive honestly.
"I really made a little money." Zhang Wu was a little proud.
Zhang Chi held out his hand after hearing this: "Repay the money! Give me the advertising fee last time."
"As far as that little money is concerned, you will be missed. You are indispensable. Drive hard. If you can serve comfortably later, brother, I will reward you," Zhang Wu said.
Zhang Chi glanced at him, then turned his head and continued to look at Lu.
"Can you make money by reselling songs?" Zhang Chi was a little curious. He felt that he couldn't make money, but his cousin actually made money.
Zhang Wudao: "You can make money with your brain!"
"You still have brains? Forget it, I'll take you home and deliver food honestly. Uncle and auntie are working hard when you're not around," Zhang Chi said.
"I told my parents that I will quit the food delivery business. Now that I have my own business, my brother will develop in Hollywood in the future," Zhang Wu said proudly.
"Hollywood also raises trash, there is no shortage of people there, and I want to be a trash too," Zhang Chi said.
"How should I speak, show some respect to your brother, or I won't introduce female stars to you in the future," Zhang Wu said pretending to be annoyed.
Before he finished speaking, he became amused.
"Come on, I can't bear female stars in my life, we can't wear so many hats on our foreheads, and we can't stand that sex.
Also, I can't afford to take your gift away when you leave. This is a ranch, and I want to raise a cattle dog at someone else's house. What can I do with this thing besides eating? "Zhang Chi said.
"How can you be so kind as a donkey? What two dogs, I paid a lot of money to get them for you. See if there are any dogs in the pasture that can compare to the Tibetan mastiff?" Zhang Wu immediately retorted.
Zhang Chi said: "Who told me that this is a stupid dog, and this thing bites people. If it bites someone, aren't you causing trouble for me?"
A dog biting a person here is really no small matter. If a domestic dog bites a person outside, then you will have fun watching it.
The old cowboys here will not be polite to you. If your dog bites his family, you will shoot the dog in the head, and then talk about how you lose money.
Get yourself two silly Tibetan mastiffs, if they bite a few people, Zhang Chi feels that his small ranch will have to change its dynasty.
In the past, Zhang Wuke didn't think much of dogs like Tibetan Mastiffs. They were useless except for being big. If you want to say that they were raised by a herdsman, it would be hard to say.
But now the two in the back are obviously the kind of bred pig mastiffs mentioned on the Internet. Apart from looking better with fur, they can't do anything else.
Guan Jian still eats a lot, the little money in Zhang Chi's pocket now, there is no room for the two dogs.
As for what my cousin said about spending a lot of money, Zhang Chi would not believe it even if he killed Zhang Chi, let alone a big price, Zhang Wu himself would probably not agree to spend a dollar.
Based on Zhang Chi's understanding of his cousin, the two pig mastiffs don't know where he came from.
"You don't understand. Anyway, I gave it to you. If you don't want it, send it to my parents. I won't take it back. The gift I gave will go home. I can't afford to lose this." people?"
Zhang Chi glanced at his cousin: "Do you still know shame? Do you know how to write shame in two Chinese? If you write it completely, you win."
"Okay, don't talk about the dog, tell me how your ranch is doing now, I heard that you bought some junk, I wonder if you can do it. But you don't have to worry too much, wait for brother I've made money, let's invest in you, let's buy some good cattle..."
After hearing this, Zhang Chi said: "It's fine if you can say this, old man. As for other things, you hold your hand high and don't always think about scouring me, I will burn the incense."
The two brothers just went back to the ranch all the way.
After arriving at the ranch, I didn't do anything, so I unloaded the furniture first. Fortunately, my cousin came today, otherwise it would be really difficult for Zhang Chi to do it alone.
The two brothers unloaded all the things and put them in order, sweating a lot.
"Oh, how did I catch up with this, my old waist can't stand it anymore."
Tired and out of breath, Zhang Wu sat down on the sofa under the porch, and a Ge You came and complained while patting his belly with one hand.
Zhang Chi came over with two bottles of beer, gave one to his cousin, opened it and sat on another sofa.
Sitting on the sofa, Zhang Chi wobbled a few times at first, feeling that his eyesight was really good, and the sofa was really suitable when it was placed to this side.
He comfortably put his feet on the railing under the porch, took a sip of beer, and the smell of the alcohol rushed out of his stomach and came up along the esophagus. That little taste was really refreshing.
Zhang Wu drank two sips of beer, stood up and came back into the room with something extra in his hand.
Throwing the things in his hand to Zhang Chi's body, he sat back by himself.
"What... Hey, where did you get the money!"
Zhang Chi thought it was something at first, but after a closer look, it turned out to be money, a green bill rolled up in a roll, with a rubber band tied outside the bill.
After taking a look, Zhang Chi found that the bill was worth more than [-] yuan, so he asked.
"I earned it myself, could it be that I robbed the bank?" Zhang Wu said with a smile.
"Brother, we can't do illegal things." Zhang Chi's face became serious.
Zhang Wudao: "What do you think, I really earned it."
"Can you earn so much by selling songs?"
Zhang Chi obviously didn't believe it.
Zhang Wudao: "Didn't you say that making money depends on brains, what money can you make by working hard and selling for a lifetime?"
"It doesn't make sense that I can't take the money," Zhang Chi said.
"Let me tell you, you know about selling songs last time, right?"
Seeing his younger brother nodding, Zhang Wu said: "Actually, those guys are liars, they just want to drag me into the water. They don't even think about who I am. When I lied to people, they were so fucking idiots."
"Look at the friends you have made, are there any good people?" Zhang Chi shook his head straight after listening.
The matter is quite simple, Zhang Wu has made some friends, and these friends are all compatriots.
It is quite normal to be deceived by compatriots in the United States, because these people are idlers and idlers, and there is no contact with foreigners here. Who do you think they will deceive you if they don’t deceive you?
They set up a game to take him to make money and give him a little sweetness at the beginning.
This game is not very clever, that is to say, there is a project, this time it is to buy and sell songs.
These people said that some people in China like these English songs very much, or that some domestic singers want these songs to be packaged for themselves.
In short, there are people who want any song, as long as it is in English, people will buy it.
As soon as I bought the next song, someone came to collect it within two days. The song bought for thousands of yuan was sold after a roll.
The business is so good, so it is natural to do something special, so the second song came again, but this time it was more expensive, and then it was sold out again, and it was a roll.
Just waiting for you to put all your own money, even borrowed money, into it for the last time, and people will close the net.
But this time it was the swindler who was unlucky. Zhang Wu was like a monkey when he was covered in fur.
"You are not afraid of their revenge." Zhang Chi shook his head after hearing this, his cousin was too courageous.
Zhang Wu didn't take it seriously: "Do they still dare to take revenge? Retaliate against me or should I retaliate against them? A group of people just bullied the newcomers.
If you meet someone who has been there for ten years or more, you are courting death.What's more, it's their fault, even if I beat them to death, I will go to jail for a few years at most, what are you afraid of! "
Zhang Chi thought about it, and it’s not easy to be sentenced to death because of the heinous crimes. What’s more, those people still don’t pay attention. Since they are talking about doing business, you dare to threaten others if they don’t do it. It costs money. Find a good lawyer, and there is a high probability that you will be free from prosecution in self-defense.
Besides, there are not many children who grew up in the west who are timid, because if you are a little timid, you can be bullied into a quail here, like Zhang Wu. If you say he is timid, who will believe it!A guy with a rainbow complexion who goes around finding girls to sleep with, is he timid?Isn't that nonsense.
Zhang Chi unwrapped the bill roll in his hand, counted out more than [-] yuan from it, then tied up the rest and threw it on his cousin's stomach.
"These are mine, you take the rest," Zhang Chi said.
"This is for your principal with interest. I said on the phone that you invested the money." Zhang Wu threw the money back again.
"Don't worry brother, brother earns more," Zhang Wu continued.
(End of this chapter)
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