pasture leisure
Chapter 62 Unreliable Internet Celebrities
Chapter 62 Unreliable Internet Celebrities
Early the next morning, Zhang Chi opened his eyes, washed up briefly, and then wanted to take his cousin to find a place to have breakfast. After breakfast, he was going directly to the airport to catch the first flight back to Folsom .
"Get up and go to breakfast."
The door of the room was wide open, and my cousin was lying on the bed like a big character at the moment, sleeping in a bold and uninhibited way, wearing only a pair of underpants, snoring so loudly that the roof almost fell off.
"You eat it yourself, I won't eat it!"
Turning over, Zhang Wu tried to kick his cousin, because this guy disturbed his clear dream.
"Then I'm going back!"
Zhang Chi said.
Uh-huh!
Not knowing whether he understood it or not, Zhang Wu hummed twice.
Zhang Chi didn't care about it, and walked directly into the yard, and opened the door next to the car. Just as he was about to get in the car, an indescribable sound came from his ears.
Turning around to look, good guy, on the side of the road not far away, a photographer is holding a camera and shooting at the half-opened car door. From Zhang Chi's perspective, he can only see the fluffy back of a man.
"What the hell is this place, it's in broad daylight!"
Zhang Chi is really a little speechless. Are the people who make this kind of film so diligent? It was only early in the morning, and most people in the whole community were still asleep.
Originally, Zhang Chi thought that there would always be someone who would come out and curse at such a big commotion, but who knew there was no commotion at all, only the voice of a woman shouting to God in the community in the early morning, which made people think that the woman must be a devout believer.
Zhang Chi started the car and fled the community quickly.
I feel that this place is not for ordinary people to stay. Is the American entertainment industry so exciting?
Life in a big city is much more exciting than the small place where Zhang Chi lives. Last night, he held his guns, but this morning he just watched a performance for nothing.
Zhang Chi didn't want to find a place with a lot of people to eat at random. In case there were anti-social elements or something, although Zhang Chi was not afraid, he had no eyes for swords and guns, so Zhang Chi went to the airport honestly and returned the car. Feel free to wait for the plane in the terminal hall.
After returning to Folsom smoothly, Zhang Chi, who picked up the car, went to his uncle and uncle's house first.Of course, Zhang Chi would not mention his cousin's current living environment to his uncle and aunt. If this thing is pointed out, it is estimated that the two of them will fly to Los Angeles to arrest him as soon as they are sure.
If Zhang Wu is An Sheng, that's fine, but his cousin can make troubles, and it will definitely turn into a game of cat and mouse in the end.
When he came out from his uncle and his mother’s house, Zhang Chi didn’t go back to the ranch directly, but went to a store selling ranch supplies and bought more than a dozen pieces of lick salt. This thing is a square salt brick with a rope in the middle Hole, which is licked and supplemented with salt for pasture animals.
Cannon sent a message in the morning, saying that the ranch was out of salt bricks, and asked Zhang Chishun to bring some back.
Taking the salt bricks, Zhang Chi returned to his ranch.
"Boss, did you bring the salt brick back?"
Seeing Zhang Chi, Cannon's first sentence was to ask this.
Zhang Chi got out of the car, reached out and pointed into the trunk: "I brought them all."
"What about the machine?"
"It's already on the way, I'll just pick up the goods the day after tomorrow."
Zhang Chi was more careful. It is obviously unreasonable to buy things in Los Angeles here now. It would be impossible to get here without two or three days of work with the transportation efficiency of the Americans.
Hearing this, Cannon stopped talking, turned around and removed the salt bricks from the trunk one by one.
"By the way, Boss, the river in the pasture is about to run dry, we have to prepare a place for the cattle to drink."
Suddenly remembered the matter of the ranch river, Cannon and Zhang Chi mentioned it.
The main water source of the small river in Zhangchi Ranch comes from the snow on the mountains. It has been melting since the beginning of spring and has only now been completed. It is already quite powerful.
No matter how much snow there is, there will always be time for it to melt, and now it is time for the creek in the ranch to stop flowing.
Once the stream stopped flowing, it meant that the cattle in the pasture had no place to drink water, so Cannon reminded Zhang Chi to prepare a drinking place for the cattle.
"I see! There are some tin buckets over there in the warehouse. I'll cut them into two pieces later, and then I can fill them with water and feed the cows," Zhang Chi replied.
Originally, Zhang Chi was prepared, but he didn't expect the stream to flow for such a long time. Calculated in this way, the time he needs to supply water to the cattle is two or three months in a year.
Hearing what Zhang Chi said, Cannon continued to work.
Zhang Chi came over and wanted to help, but Cannon said, "I can do this job."
Zhang Chi was not polite to him either. He returned to the house and began to cook for himself. After eating, he lay down a beautiful Ge You under the porch. The weather in the twenties, from time to time there will be a burst of green grass The smelly little wind, that guy is a comfortable one, at least it is much better than the broken community where my cousin lives.
After resting for a while, Zhang Chi decided to practice his skills, so he took out the lasso and stood in front of the house to dance.
As soon as Zhang Chi swung the rope, Chi Yanshan, who originally wanted to come over to warm up with Zhang Chi, stopped in his tracks, and was about [-] meters away from his master, watching from a distance.
At this time, Cannon had already arranged all the salt bricks, and was about to go back here to refill his coffee. From a long distance, he saw his boss dancing a lasso like a stick.
"What are you doing?" Cannon thought Zhang Chi was just dancing and playing, so he asked.
Zhang Chi said: "Practice swinging the lasso."
Cannon was taken aback by this, and thought to himself: I have lived such an old age, and this is the first time I have seen someone dance a lasso like this.
"Who did you learn from?"
"I learned it online! I haven't been able to dance well." After Zhang Chi answered, he took out his phone and gave Cannon a look.
Now Cannon finally knew where Zhang Chi learned this strange move.
"He taught people lasso when he was still a novice." Cannon shook his head when he saw it. "If he does it like this, if he works on a ranch, his wrist will be swollen like a football within two days."
"wrong?"
Zhang Chi thinks this one is pretty good.
"Totally wrong, how dare these people on the Internet teach everything now," Cannon said.
"Then what should be the correct one?" Zhang Chi asked.
Cannon untied his lasso from his horse, and shook it lightly in his hand: "First of all, you have to pay attention to how to fasten your fingers. The position of the lasso should be here, so you can hook it with your fingers like this. It looks simple, but in fact it takes a lot of effort. When you loosen it, you just need to straighten your fingers. This way, it will be smooth when you throw it out. People subconsciously hook their fingers...".
After listening to Cannon's demonstration, Zhang Chi followed Cannon seriously.
First, I learned the simple grasping method, and then followed Cannon to learn the way of exerting force, and use the strength of the whole body to throw the lasso out, so that it can be thrown farther.
After learning from Cannon for a few minutes, Zhang Chi can throw a simple ellipse. Although it is still a bit close to two bars, it is much better than before.
"It seems that I overestimated the moral standards of these Internet celebrities."
After throwing out the lasso, Zhang Chi began to mutter.
Cannon laughed and said: "These people are just to attract attention. Naturally, how to attract people is the most important thing for them. If they are not good-looking, no one will come to see them. You practice first. , I'll get a tin bucket."
"Let's go together, this thing is quite laborious," Zhang Chi said.
So the two put down the noose and went to the fodder storage.
Now there is not much fodder in the fodder storehouse. As soon as I entered, I saw a few large tin buckets in a corner, about the size of a large gasoline canister, and there were a dozen or so in total.
"Where did you get it?" Cannon asked casually.
Zhang Chi said: "I kept a few when I built the house, and some friends gave me a few."
The next job is very simple, but it takes a lot of effort. The two of them each took a hacksaw and began to saw the iron bucket. It doesn't matter what you order, the main thing is that the cattle don't pay much attention to these, as long as there is water to drink.
After sawing for more than half an hour, Zhang Chi was a little bit overwhelmed, because he hadn't finished sawing a barrel yet, and Cannon's side didn't get much better.
"Forget it, put it all in the car, and I will go to the city to find someone to cut with a steam."
Zhang Chi thought of his cousin's friend who opened an auto repair shop.
Cannon was also struggling to cut, so he put down the saw: "Then I will order a shelf for these barrels at home."
The cut tin bucket is semi-cylindrical, so it’s not impossible to put it directly on the ground, just dig a hole in the ground, but in this case, the pasture will be destroyed, so the best way is to order a wooden shelf, when the time comes Half pull the tin bucket and put it on, so that the water in it will not shake and will not hurt the pasture.
Everything is arranged, so let’s do it. Zhang Chi drove the tin bucket to Mike’s garage. Mike cut several buckets into two, which was faster than Zhang Chi’s saw. Too much.
Pulling the tin bucket back to the pasture, the wooden shelf ordered by Cannon is ready, and the two of them pulled the tin bucket and the shelf to the place where the cows are now grazing, and unloaded the things, so that there are more than [-] drinking water for the cows. The trough and you're done.
Back home, Zhang Chi always felt as if he had forgotten something.
After thinking about it for a while, I didn't remember what I forgot, so I had to put this matter behind me and start preparing dinner.
There are only Cannon and Zhang Chi in the ranch, and the two also do their own things. Occasionally, the two of them will get together. Cannon cooks hometown dishes, and Zhang Chi eats with them, or Zhang Chi cooks Chinese food, and Cannon comes to join in. .
But most of the time, the two are doing their own thing.
As soon as the meal was ready, when Zhang Chi was about to eat, he found that Ergou had returned, along with Daniu and Erhu. Now Zhang Chi remembered why he felt that something was wrong, and he hadn't seen it all day. These three guys are gone.
(End of this chapter)
Early the next morning, Zhang Chi opened his eyes, washed up briefly, and then wanted to take his cousin to find a place to have breakfast. After breakfast, he was going directly to the airport to catch the first flight back to Folsom .
"Get up and go to breakfast."
The door of the room was wide open, and my cousin was lying on the bed like a big character at the moment, sleeping in a bold and uninhibited way, wearing only a pair of underpants, snoring so loudly that the roof almost fell off.
"You eat it yourself, I won't eat it!"
Turning over, Zhang Wu tried to kick his cousin, because this guy disturbed his clear dream.
"Then I'm going back!"
Zhang Chi said.
Uh-huh!
Not knowing whether he understood it or not, Zhang Wu hummed twice.
Zhang Chi didn't care about it, and walked directly into the yard, and opened the door next to the car. Just as he was about to get in the car, an indescribable sound came from his ears.
Turning around to look, good guy, on the side of the road not far away, a photographer is holding a camera and shooting at the half-opened car door. From Zhang Chi's perspective, he can only see the fluffy back of a man.
"What the hell is this place, it's in broad daylight!"
Zhang Chi is really a little speechless. Are the people who make this kind of film so diligent? It was only early in the morning, and most people in the whole community were still asleep.
Originally, Zhang Chi thought that there would always be someone who would come out and curse at such a big commotion, but who knew there was no commotion at all, only the voice of a woman shouting to God in the community in the early morning, which made people think that the woman must be a devout believer.
Zhang Chi started the car and fled the community quickly.
I feel that this place is not for ordinary people to stay. Is the American entertainment industry so exciting?
Life in a big city is much more exciting than the small place where Zhang Chi lives. Last night, he held his guns, but this morning he just watched a performance for nothing.
Zhang Chi didn't want to find a place with a lot of people to eat at random. In case there were anti-social elements or something, although Zhang Chi was not afraid, he had no eyes for swords and guns, so Zhang Chi went to the airport honestly and returned the car. Feel free to wait for the plane in the terminal hall.
After returning to Folsom smoothly, Zhang Chi, who picked up the car, went to his uncle and uncle's house first.Of course, Zhang Chi would not mention his cousin's current living environment to his uncle and aunt. If this thing is pointed out, it is estimated that the two of them will fly to Los Angeles to arrest him as soon as they are sure.
If Zhang Wu is An Sheng, that's fine, but his cousin can make troubles, and it will definitely turn into a game of cat and mouse in the end.
When he came out from his uncle and his mother’s house, Zhang Chi didn’t go back to the ranch directly, but went to a store selling ranch supplies and bought more than a dozen pieces of lick salt. This thing is a square salt brick with a rope in the middle Hole, which is licked and supplemented with salt for pasture animals.
Cannon sent a message in the morning, saying that the ranch was out of salt bricks, and asked Zhang Chishun to bring some back.
Taking the salt bricks, Zhang Chi returned to his ranch.
"Boss, did you bring the salt brick back?"
Seeing Zhang Chi, Cannon's first sentence was to ask this.
Zhang Chi got out of the car, reached out and pointed into the trunk: "I brought them all."
"What about the machine?"
"It's already on the way, I'll just pick up the goods the day after tomorrow."
Zhang Chi was more careful. It is obviously unreasonable to buy things in Los Angeles here now. It would be impossible to get here without two or three days of work with the transportation efficiency of the Americans.
Hearing this, Cannon stopped talking, turned around and removed the salt bricks from the trunk one by one.
"By the way, Boss, the river in the pasture is about to run dry, we have to prepare a place for the cattle to drink."
Suddenly remembered the matter of the ranch river, Cannon and Zhang Chi mentioned it.
The main water source of the small river in Zhangchi Ranch comes from the snow on the mountains. It has been melting since the beginning of spring and has only now been completed. It is already quite powerful.
No matter how much snow there is, there will always be time for it to melt, and now it is time for the creek in the ranch to stop flowing.
Once the stream stopped flowing, it meant that the cattle in the pasture had no place to drink water, so Cannon reminded Zhang Chi to prepare a drinking place for the cattle.
"I see! There are some tin buckets over there in the warehouse. I'll cut them into two pieces later, and then I can fill them with water and feed the cows," Zhang Chi replied.
Originally, Zhang Chi was prepared, but he didn't expect the stream to flow for such a long time. Calculated in this way, the time he needs to supply water to the cattle is two or three months in a year.
Hearing what Zhang Chi said, Cannon continued to work.
Zhang Chi came over and wanted to help, but Cannon said, "I can do this job."
Zhang Chi was not polite to him either. He returned to the house and began to cook for himself. After eating, he lay down a beautiful Ge You under the porch. The weather in the twenties, from time to time there will be a burst of green grass The smelly little wind, that guy is a comfortable one, at least it is much better than the broken community where my cousin lives.
After resting for a while, Zhang Chi decided to practice his skills, so he took out the lasso and stood in front of the house to dance.
As soon as Zhang Chi swung the rope, Chi Yanshan, who originally wanted to come over to warm up with Zhang Chi, stopped in his tracks, and was about [-] meters away from his master, watching from a distance.
At this time, Cannon had already arranged all the salt bricks, and was about to go back here to refill his coffee. From a long distance, he saw his boss dancing a lasso like a stick.
"What are you doing?" Cannon thought Zhang Chi was just dancing and playing, so he asked.
Zhang Chi said: "Practice swinging the lasso."
Cannon was taken aback by this, and thought to himself: I have lived such an old age, and this is the first time I have seen someone dance a lasso like this.
"Who did you learn from?"
"I learned it online! I haven't been able to dance well." After Zhang Chi answered, he took out his phone and gave Cannon a look.
Now Cannon finally knew where Zhang Chi learned this strange move.
"He taught people lasso when he was still a novice." Cannon shook his head when he saw it. "If he does it like this, if he works on a ranch, his wrist will be swollen like a football within two days."
"wrong?"
Zhang Chi thinks this one is pretty good.
"Totally wrong, how dare these people on the Internet teach everything now," Cannon said.
"Then what should be the correct one?" Zhang Chi asked.
Cannon untied his lasso from his horse, and shook it lightly in his hand: "First of all, you have to pay attention to how to fasten your fingers. The position of the lasso should be here, so you can hook it with your fingers like this. It looks simple, but in fact it takes a lot of effort. When you loosen it, you just need to straighten your fingers. This way, it will be smooth when you throw it out. People subconsciously hook their fingers...".
After listening to Cannon's demonstration, Zhang Chi followed Cannon seriously.
First, I learned the simple grasping method, and then followed Cannon to learn the way of exerting force, and use the strength of the whole body to throw the lasso out, so that it can be thrown farther.
After learning from Cannon for a few minutes, Zhang Chi can throw a simple ellipse. Although it is still a bit close to two bars, it is much better than before.
"It seems that I overestimated the moral standards of these Internet celebrities."
After throwing out the lasso, Zhang Chi began to mutter.
Cannon laughed and said: "These people are just to attract attention. Naturally, how to attract people is the most important thing for them. If they are not good-looking, no one will come to see them. You practice first. , I'll get a tin bucket."
"Let's go together, this thing is quite laborious," Zhang Chi said.
So the two put down the noose and went to the fodder storage.
Now there is not much fodder in the fodder storehouse. As soon as I entered, I saw a few large tin buckets in a corner, about the size of a large gasoline canister, and there were a dozen or so in total.
"Where did you get it?" Cannon asked casually.
Zhang Chi said: "I kept a few when I built the house, and some friends gave me a few."
The next job is very simple, but it takes a lot of effort. The two of them each took a hacksaw and began to saw the iron bucket. It doesn't matter what you order, the main thing is that the cattle don't pay much attention to these, as long as there is water to drink.
After sawing for more than half an hour, Zhang Chi was a little bit overwhelmed, because he hadn't finished sawing a barrel yet, and Cannon's side didn't get much better.
"Forget it, put it all in the car, and I will go to the city to find someone to cut with a steam."
Zhang Chi thought of his cousin's friend who opened an auto repair shop.
Cannon was also struggling to cut, so he put down the saw: "Then I will order a shelf for these barrels at home."
The cut tin bucket is semi-cylindrical, so it’s not impossible to put it directly on the ground, just dig a hole in the ground, but in this case, the pasture will be destroyed, so the best way is to order a wooden shelf, when the time comes Half pull the tin bucket and put it on, so that the water in it will not shake and will not hurt the pasture.
Everything is arranged, so let’s do it. Zhang Chi drove the tin bucket to Mike’s garage. Mike cut several buckets into two, which was faster than Zhang Chi’s saw. Too much.
Pulling the tin bucket back to the pasture, the wooden shelf ordered by Cannon is ready, and the two of them pulled the tin bucket and the shelf to the place where the cows are now grazing, and unloaded the things, so that there are more than [-] drinking water for the cows. The trough and you're done.
Back home, Zhang Chi always felt as if he had forgotten something.
After thinking about it for a while, I didn't remember what I forgot, so I had to put this matter behind me and start preparing dinner.
There are only Cannon and Zhang Chi in the ranch, and the two also do their own things. Occasionally, the two of them will get together. Cannon cooks hometown dishes, and Zhang Chi eats with them, or Zhang Chi cooks Chinese food, and Cannon comes to join in. .
But most of the time, the two are doing their own thing.
As soon as the meal was ready, when Zhang Chi was about to eat, he found that Ergou had returned, along with Daniu and Erhu. Now Zhang Chi remembered why he felt that something was wrong, and he hadn't seen it all day. These three guys are gone.
(End of this chapter)
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