Fake girlfriend is a big star

Chapter 1 Dealing with a blind date, I mistakenly pulled female stars into the group chat!
"I'm such a jerk."

Lu Yang clicked on the family WeChat group, glanced at it and chose to turn the phone's screen black.

The latest news in the family group comes from his own father.

[In the big city 996, no marriage and no children are no different from the eunuchs in the past. 】

In fact, there are a few new pieces of news, but Lu Yang doesn't need to read them.

He knew what it was about.

It was nothing more than all kinds of outrageous and eccentric marriage urging messages, and the publishers of the messages were not only his parents, but also various relatives and elders.

His older cousins ​​are already married, and his younger cousins ​​are still in school, so he has become the object of entertainment for his family.

The way to pastime is obvious - urging marriage.

Lu Yang can even judge who is in a bad mood today, who is bored again, and who has lost another day of mahjong by who sent the marriage reminder message.

He's used to it. Anyway, if he doesn't work in his hometown, no matter how much the two elders try to urge the marriage, they can only make phone calls. For information, just pretend not to see it.

It can be said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will really arrive, the phone rings, it is my mother.

"Cub, the weather has turned cold recently. Do you have a thick quilt? If the quilt is thin, just find a girlfriend. It will be warmer for the two of you to sleep." Mom's voice rang through the phone, carrying a clattering quilt. Mahjong sound.

"Mom" Lu Yang paused, "It's summer now."

"Summer delays your finding a girlfriend? Rhododendrons are beautiful, don't they only bloom in summer?" A woman's way of changing the subject is always strange.

Lu Yang: "."

"Qing Yise, you're stupid!" The voice of the person who spoke was loud, and Lu Yang could hear it clearly, he was a relative of his own.

"You can get rich again." The mother's voice was full of anger, and her voice suddenly became higher: "Lu Yang, did you hear that, just because of you, I fired again!"

"No." Lu Yang was a little wronged, "Can this also be my fault?"

"What do you know?" My mother is very proficient in throwing pots, "If you don't find someone, I can't hold my grandson. If I can't hold a grandson, I can only play mahjong. But when I play mahjong, I always think of my useless one. My single son, thinking of you will make you feel bad."

"You're right." Lu Yang nodded frantically in front of the phone.

"Lu Yang, you really should find a girlfriend, because of you, your mother loses every day, we are too embarrassed to ask her to play mahjong." The winning relative said triumphantly.

But it doesn't matter what you say, when the voice fell, it directly aroused the anger of the mother.

The voice from the other end of the phone also turned into a roar: "Lu Yang! I warn you, if you don't find a girlfriend again, I will go back and torture your father!"

"No, no, no, I have a girlfriend."

In fact, Lu Yang doesn't have a girlfriend, but his mother's anger seems to have reached its peak. Going back to torture his father, and his father tortures himself again, thinking about that scene can make people shiver.

Instead of that, it's better to make up a lie and find an excuse to say we broke up when the time comes.

"You just don't listen to what? You have a girlfriend?" The mother's attention was obviously on mahjong, and the marriage urging was really just a pastime. , I will bring your girlfriend to the family group later, and I will play mahjong first."

"she"

Before Lu Yang finished speaking, there was already a "beep beep" hang-up sound on the other end of the phone.

Lu Yang only felt a headache, he could have ignored the messages from his parents, but he didn't.

He loves this home.

The moonlight tore through the clouds, and the city was full of stars. This was Lu Yang's second life.

He still remembers the loneliness of having no father or mother in his previous life, and he would feel envious even when he watched other people's family disputes.

As a reborn person who has changed from an orphan to both parents, in order to feel the warmth of home, Lu Yang has not shown any talent since birth.

Although the culture of this world is different from before, it can be summed up in one sentence - the parallel world template in entertainment novels.

But even if he lived to be 24 years old, the only thing he plagiarized was the "Happy Birthday Song", which was to celebrate his parents' birthday.

It's not that he can't remember things from the previous earth. In his mind, various songs and books from his previous life are still very clear.

Just waiting for a suitable opportunity, at least worthy of the value of the work.

At this step, fame is essential. There is a huge difference in price between a newcomer who has nothing and a long-established heavenly king.

Today's Lu Yang is a female celebrity's body manager, responsible for arranging the female celebrity's exercise and diet, and he is even responsible for things like cooking.

It is said that in order to control a woman, one must first control her stomach.

But Lu Yang had no idea about the female star.

It's not that she's bad.

On the contrary, this female star is young and beautiful, fair-skinned and beautiful. She was called a beauty when she debuted. After a year of getting along, Lu Yang also affirmed her character and character.

It's just that in Lu Yang's heart, he is more inclined to regard her as a springboard for fame.

Not to mention earning a lot of money, at least give the couple a comfortable old age.

Make money, not shabby.

"Lu Yang, quickly pull your girlfriend into the group."

"We didn't even continue playing mahjong."

After a while, the phone screen lit up, and it was a message from my mother.

Lu Yang didn't have the strength to pick up his phone to reply, and this topic made him quite resistant.

He thought that what his parents needed was a comfortable old age, but he was wrong, very wrong.

His Lu family can welcome another new member, and the new member will give birth to a small path, which seems to be the top priority.

The burden of such a major event fell on his head, and the information from his mother continued to bombard him.

In fact, this is considered good, which means that my mother is not angry to the extreme, and my father has not been tortured.

Just as Lu Yang was thinking about it, the message was interrupted, the phone was blacked out, but did not light up again, and there was no call reminder.

"To suffer."

Lu Yang said to himself, as if he heard his father's screams.

He hurriedly picked up the mobile phone he usually used for work, changed the WeChat account to a cute cat profile picture, and changed the gender and information, and even the circle of friends was limited to three days.

The plan is simple, and you don't have to bother anyone - use a trumpet to pretend to be your girlfriend.

"Let me pull her into the group." Lu Yang sent a message in the WeChat group.

Unexpectedly, there was no reply, it seemed that no one had their mobile phones by their side, it was abnormally quiet, Lu Yang always felt that they were holding back some big tricks.

"Lu Yang, do you want to run in the morning tomorrow?" A red dot hangs on the upper right of the puppet cat's head, which is a female star.

Lu Yang didn't reply right away, the most urgent thing is to put off the blind date.

He clicked on the invitation interface of the WeChat group, swipe the friend list to find his account, select, invite, and the operation is smooth and smooth, without the slightest sense of guilt for stealing and playing tricks.

The group news was rolling, from all the relatives of the Lu family, all kinds of emoticons with red and green background pictures and the word "Welcome" emerged endlessly, full of sense of age, mixed with a dense rain of red envelopes.

The last piece of news is a video shot by my mother and several relatives. The orange lights are paired with square dances and catchy cliche music. At the end of the video is a big red banner.

——Welcome Lu Yang's girlfriend to join the big family.

The creases of the banners, the dust that was not wiped off in the corners, and so on all show that relatives have been planning for this day for a long time.

But the more solemn the scene, the more afraid Lu Yang felt. He even began to think of how miserable he would die when the trumpet was discovered.

However, when he turned on his work phone and wanted to reply to the message, he froze.

what happened?

He obviously pulled the trumpet into the family group, why can't there be a trace of the group chat in the message list?
He turned on the tuba, turned the chat history upside down, and finally saw the system message of the new member joining the group.

【Lu Yang invited Gu Qinghan to join the group chat. 】

Lu Yang just wanted to learn Liben's samurai spirit on the spot, and perform seppuku on the spot for all his relatives.

It was none other than the female celebrity who was pulled into the group by mistake.

　Newcomers and new books, begging for a lot of support.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)