Fake girlfriend is a big star

Chapter 144 Spraying internal entertainment, right?I own "Idol Waiter"!
The entertainment is over.

It's over.

Those couples of big brothers and sisters outside the door were discussing internal entertainment after drinking, and you are also discussing internal entertainment in the room?

Gu Qinghan thought to himself, if this was smashing his job, would his voice be too high-pitched?

This proposition is too big, how can you make up the lines and action design in a short time?

But she heard Lu Yang's explanation, from the lines to the movements, as well as the design of the expression of the eyes, the words were full of grooves, and she was definitely critical of the current debut trainees.

A sketch?

This is clearly the sword of Damocles hanging on Nei Yu's head!
He said, "How about it, acting?"

"play."

Gu Qinghan nodded and looked into his eyes.

Lu Yang and her looked at each other, but there was no pleasant smell, Gu Qinghan exhaled a strong smell of alcohol, but he still felt ambiguous.

The candle flame flickered in her pupils but never went out, as if as long as he walked forward, the flame would always follow him.

For a moment, he really wanted to kiss him, and wondered if there was a sauce aroma of baijiu in his pink lips. If there was, it must be the sweetest and most intoxicating wine he had ever tasted.

He and Gu Qinghan were leaning against the wall of the wooden house side by side, he turned sideways and propped the palms of his hands against the wall behind him.

They are still looking at each other, but the other party in their sight is getting bigger and bigger, they are getting closer, and they will kiss each other in the next moment, there is no doubt about it.

But finally stopped.

Gu Qinghan stretched out his hand to block his chest, preventing this guy from taking a step forward.

She said casually, "I want to memorize my lines."

"Oh."

Lu Yang expected this ending, but felt that she did not refuse, which was considered a great improvement.

Gu Qinghan was stunned, her hand hadn't been put down yet, Lu Yang's beating heart was like the engine of a sports car, seeing his smirk, he was so stupid that he wanted someone to poke his head straight.

"You are like this," she asked, "how do I recite my lines?"

"I'll look at mine, but you will carry yours." Lu Yang was as dead-faced as ever.

Gu Qinghan was startled, pushed this guy away, and said, "I'm done reciting."

"As expected of a professional." Lu Yang gave a thumbs up helplessly, "Recites really fast!"

outside the house.

Several guests were also there to discuss internal entertainment, and their words were quite sharp. Anyway, they were all cafes who did not depend on the company behind them for food.

Director Zou Xia called Huang Jun over, and said, "I guess the content of the conversation during the meal might not be cut in. Later, you think about doing more activities to spend time."

Those who dare to make enemies, they don't dare, the content of the conversation must be reduced, how to mix the market is a problem.

"Isn't there a sketch by Lu Yang and Gu Qinghan?" Huang Jun couldn't deny it, "Three or five minutes for a sketch is enough."

"If the show is not effective, it will be cut." Zou Xia said, "Don't forget who the sponsor of the show is."

Huang Jun nodded, saw the hut open the door, Lu Yang and Gu Qinghan walked out, he showed the style of the host, and said:
""Lover's Marriage Plan" nightly show, performers: Lu Yang, Gu Qinghan!"

The applause was scarce, and those few people were still immersed in the world of denouncing domestic entertainment. Director Zou Xia drank his tea, thinking that this sketch would not be another domestic entertainment.

He also wanted to spray, but he couldn't afford it.

Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Yang announced the name of the show: "The name of the skit we performed is: "Idol Waiter"!"

puff--

The tea in Zou Xia's mouth was gone.

Everyone present was startled, and the discussion was interrupted. Everyone knew that the name of the most popular domestic trainee debut variety show in the past two years was "Idol Trainee".

Co-author Are you now an idol waiter?

What a mess!

Several people at the dining table tactfully gave up their seats and sat on the benches under the eaves. Their names brought them some interest in watching the performance.

The show begins.

Gu Qinghan took off his make-up, put his white hat back on his head, put on the most rustic clothes, held a rag in his hand, and shouted into the distance:
"Master Xing, you can wash the remaining two bowls. I can't do it anymore. It's too difficult for the restaurant to hire a waiter. Now the boss is really hard to do."

She sat resting at the dinner table, and everyone knew her identity.

- Restaurant owner.

This is probably a story about a restaurant recruiting waiters. Before everyone thought that the waiters could have any connection with the trainees, Lu Yang walked out.

He held the paper in his hand, and after seeing Gu Qinghan's identity as the boss, he ran directly in front of her, stood at attention for a while, stood upright, and said respectfully, "I'm here to apply."

"Like this, come here to apply for a job?" Gu Qinghan looked him up and down, "My restaurant doesn't sell ducks."

"I can't afford to eat anymore." Lu Yang chuckled.

"Let me introduce myself briefly." Gu Qinghan sat on the table.

"Hello, teacher." Lu Yang bowed deeply, ninety degrees, the degree that can be used as a drawing tool for elementary school students.

His voice was loud: "I am Gu Tianheng, a personal trainee who has been practicing for two and a half years!"

Gu Qinghan at the dinner table hesitated to speak, obviously shocked by the thunder, and then Lu Yang started his speech again.

To be precise, it should be howling ghosts and howling wolves. I saw him dancing to the audience, chanting the spell-casting command and shouting:

"Ouch, this is Gu Tianheng from the magic sound boy group, AKA the savage among the trainees, %&*@*"

The follow-up is a bunch of nonsense and ejection, the kind that can't be read even with subtitles.

He Meilian on the opposite side was taken aback, and hurriedly muttered: "What kind of self-introduction is this?"

Someone on the side explained: "This is how trainees introduced themselves when they appeared on variety shows before."

Dude, irony.

Everyone laughed after suddenly realizing that Lu Yang, a songwriting prodigy, actually thought of using such a method to satirize the trainees.

But this is also in line with their current intentions. Everyone has been tortured by capital products.

It's a good job.

It was Lu Yang's expression.
Too bad!
"Son, are you stuttering?" Gu Qinghan, who played the role of the boss, asked.

"No, teacher, this is my self-introduction." Lu Yang made another extremely standard deep bow.

"Are you introducing yourself because you are afraid that I will remember you?"

"Ouch, this is @#!" babbled again.

"Good introduction!"

Lu Yang shrank his head and bowed: "I'm Gu Tianheng."

"Isn't that enough?" Gu Qinghan asked again, "How old is it?"

"24 teacher." Bow again.

"You don't have to bow all the time, I'm the boss, not the teacher."

Bow again: "I'm really sorry, teacher boss, it's like this, bowing and calling teachers are our professional qualities."

There was another burst of laughter, even the staff who were filming in the distance laughed.

Lu Yang's lines and movements are just like the templates of trainees, and they are simply assembly line products produced by capital star factories.

Gu Qinghan: "...According to you, you can fix it if you have work."

"Opportunities! Only for those who are prepared, and I am the one who is prepared!"

Lu Yang really started to get active. He shook hands with the audience and the camera with an embarrassing look of energy, "For the next stage, please be prepared to be hit by my vitality and vitality."

Speaking of this, he also used his hands like a trumpet and shouted to everyone: "National producers ~ come with me ~ let's interview."

After some rhetoric, the embarrassment made people get goosebumps.

"Are you putting aside the uprising? Besides, we don't have any national producers." Gu Qinghan put on a disgusted expression, "Stop messing around and start right away. Now I'm the guest and you are the waiter."

She walked away and back, Lu Yang took out a wooden board from the table as a menu, "Welcome."

"polite."

Lu Yang brought the menu in front of her, his head kept moving, shaking his head, "I will accompany you for your meal today!"

Gu Qinghan: "I'm about to throw up before I eat it, you are too oily."

"I'm sorry, I'm going to go back and practice my speaking tone."

Bow again and again.

"Don't go, just order." Gu Qinghan took the menu, "Do you have any fish recommendations?"

"This fish, this fish, this fish are all good." Lu Yang pointed his finger at the menu, "but the fish inside is not good."

"Why can't the inner fish work?"

"Because the inner fish (entertainment) is over."

Everyone present could hear the damn money-deduction homophonic stalk very clearly. The instant the voice fell, they reacted and applauded instantly.

"It's over."

In the distance, Zou Xia, who originally wanted to drink tea and watch sketches, also felt that it was over.

Of course he can cut the scenes of other people after dinner, but do you want to cut the show performed by Gu Qinghan and Lu Yang?
If you cut it, it would anger the sponsor, and if Lu Yang and Gu Qinghan dared to act like this on the show, it was obvious that he had made up his mind to let the sketch appear on the show.

The following skits were full of jokes, and Lu Yang imitated all the demeanor of the trainees on the show through his identity as [Trainee who is confused, hotel job seeker Gu Tianheng].

No one dared to stop, those few hands were shot red, and the program crew dared to be angry and dare not perform.

No, they were not angry.

In the follow-up, everyone simply played badly, and when the skit was over, they shouted loudly together: "Entertainment is over!"

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This skit is very interesting, I only wrote part of it, the plot is all jokes, but
A bit greasy.

The acting is greasy, mainly because the characters he plays are greasy.

(End of this chapter)