Fake girlfriend is a big star

"We just got home and didn't even have a sip of water."

"You have water in the trunk of your car."

"The clothes must be changed."

"What clothes to change, the clothes you wear today are shameful?"

"I can't go back to my home today, can I?"

"After receiving the certificate, you can do whatever you want, and I don't mind backflipping back home!"

Listening to the conversation between Gu Qinghan and her mother, Lu Yang's face was covered with black lines. Before entering the house, the two household registrations were thrown in front of him, and the tone of the two mothers
"Go out and get a pass?"

Why does it feel like being called to make a soy sauce.

This is a major event in life, is it really that hasty?
At this time, he looked at Gu Qinghan who was on the side. The woman who was about to get a certificate with him was still wearing the makeup she had when she was acting. Although her facial features were still hers, Lu Yang always felt weird.

He tapped on the door lightly, "Auntie, just finished filming today, Qinghan and I haven't taken off our makeup, we have to go home and wash our faces."

His voice fell, and the door opened.

Gu Qinghan: "???"

Just now she argued for so long, but the door just didn't open. At that time, my old lady was simply the world's top goalkeeper, and she could catch the ball from any angle.

Now the door is open?
so easy?

She looked at her mother's smiling face, and noticed that she was looking at Lu Yang.

Gu Qinghan understood.

It was the wrong person who spoke.

Lu Yang is like his own life.

"Go and remove your makeup, and go out after removing your makeup and changing your clothes." Fang Fei is like a general who has planned strategies, "Especially you, Gu Qinghan, hurry up, don't dawdle."

"Don't worry, don't worry." Lu's mother said, "It's fine if you can get the certificate today."

It turned out that someone was speaking for him, Gu Qinghan hurriedly hugged Lu Ma's arm, and winked at his own mother.

No, what she was holding was her own mother.

The door has been knocked back, now it should be time to remove makeup.

But Lu Yang and Gu Qinghan sat on the bed, and they looked at each other half a meter apart. She didn't move, and he didn't move either.

People in Lu Yang are almost stupid, they haven't had time to digest the preparation of becoming a father yet, but they need to get a certificate today?

No way.

Just because he used Gu Qinghan's trumpet to send himself "husband"?
Gu Qinghan looked at the dressing table and then at the bathroom, and didn't know what he was thinking, but stared at Lu Yang angrily, "Why don't you move, because you don't want to marry me?"

"Because you didn't move." Lu Yang said, "I'll take a shower and I'll be done. It takes significantly longer for you to remove your make-up."

"You're ready to get married and you still find fault?" Gu Qinghan narrowed his eyes, "I think you just don't want to marry me properly!"

It’s over.

Not yet married, this woman has already begun to be unreasonable.

Shouldn't it be
"I heard from the book that there is a mental illness called marriage phobia, do you suffer from it?" Lu Yang touched Gu Qinghan's forehead, "If you don't want to get the certificate now, you can wait, anyway, we are married now as husband and wife It makes no difference."

Gu Qinghan: "."

She began to regret it, and she clearly wanted to be shy, at least Lu Yang would say "I want to get married".

...

But this straight man didn't think about that at all!
On the contrary, I think she is sick!
Who is out of his mind?
She didn't intend to mess around anymore, she turned over to wash her face, intending to remove her makeup and then touch it up, preparing for the wedding photo shoot.

The cold drops of water were slapped on the face by her, but Lu Yang remained silent on the bed. Could it be that he really didn't want to get the certificate?

Gu Qinghan pretended nothing happened and said: "If you move slowly, your mother will tell you later."

Lu Yang: "."

He also noticed that the attitudes of the two mothers were different. They were not married yet, as if they had changed mothers.

"I said, it's time to get the certificate." Gu Qinghan was still taking off her makeup, but she kept talking, and she didn't know if it was excitement or something else, she talked a lot now.

"I'll give you ten seconds. If you don't speak, it means you agree to get the certificate today."

"one."

"two."

"three."

Gu Qinghan's speaking speed is getting slower and slower, this process is really tormenting, and she is becoming more and more impatient, why is this man still not moving, why is he still staying on the bed?
She heard the movement behind her, it was the sound of leaving the bed, Gu Qinghan didn't see it, but she could think that Lu Yang was going to the bathroom.

But he didn't.

And her mouth was also covered by Lu Yang.

Ok?
hmmmm?
I'm counting, why are you covering my mouth, you don't want me to count to ten, or you don't want to marry me, what is this ghost man thinking, why is he torturing people so much?
Her complexion became a little ugly, and she has developed to this level, should she still refuse, or is it because her unreasonable trouble just now really made this straight man feel sick?
For a while, Gu Qinghan couldn't get an answer.

"ten."

There is no four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and it is directly fast forwarded to ten.

It was no longer Gu Qinghan who reported the number, but Lu Yang.

He smiled at Gu Qinghan, and rushed into the bathroom with another scramble. He turned on the shower, and the water droplets rushed on him wantonly. There was a splashing sound in the bathroom, and he sang about wedding song:

"The warm spring flowers take away the sadness of winter,
The breeze blows a romantic breath,
Every love song is suddenly full of meaning,
I suddenly see you right now"

You're embarrassing me.

Gu Qinghan didn't have the time to put on makeup for a while, the bathroom was in the master bedroom, this guy Lu Yang sang shyly, his voice was loud and clear, without even thinking about it, he knew it could pass through the bedroom door to the outside living room.

Who is in the living room?

The mother of the two.

This man doesn't know embarrassment, so only Gu Qinghan is so embarrassing. Of course, the reason for her embarrassment is not only this, but Lu Yang is singing a new song
She didn't know how to connect, let alone sing in chorus.

If she sings along, she can also transfer the embarrassment to the two people outside the door.
"Wash slowly, don't be in a hurry." Gu Qinghan rolled his eyes and suddenly shouted to the bathroom, "I don't put on makeup that fast!"

"Understood!" Lu Yang interrupted the singing and replied.

At this time, he had already sung the first time, but the joy in his heart would not stop, the sound of splashing water was the best accompaniment, so what if there were people outside the door, what if the old lady was in the living room?
...

He received his license today, obviously the biggest.

Anyway, he continued to sing, but indistinctly, other voices came to his ears through the bathroom door, it was undoubtedly Gu Qinghan's voice.

She actually memorized the words and sang along with her.

Yes, Lu Yang admires this girl very much, especially when she is shameless.

Regardless of being shy or not, Lu Yang sang louder and louder, and Gu Qinghan sang louder and louder, and the two sang together through the bathroom door:
"How I want to hug you right now,
Listen to me and walk with me hand in hand,

live a stable life,
Yesterday was too late, tomorrow will be a pity,
You will marry me today;
Listen to me hand in hand, let's walk together,

Give me your life,

Don't look back yesterday, tomorrow will be Baishou,
You will marry me today."

Although the matter of obtaining the certificate was someone else's suggestion, the more Lu Yang sang, the more he felt that choosing a date would be better than hitting the date. In the past few years, he had fantasized about his future life, married a wife and had a child, but he never thought that there would be such a thing. day.

The girl who sang with him, the girl who is going to get a certificate with him today, is only one door away from him, and you can see it as long as you open the door.

They sang the same song, and they will go to the same destination later, and finally they will become a family in the true sense.

"Gu Qinghan, I like you!"

After singing, the water drops from the shower were still hitting his body, but Lu Yang was shouting.

"Understood, can you show some face!" Gu Qinghan scolded outside the door.

"Hahaha."

Lu Yang smiled.

He laughed heartily and heartily, and didn't need an idol-dramatic response of "I like you too", this kind of delicate complaint is more life-like.

Ok.

Very normal.

They will be husband and wife in the future.

It's time to start getting used to it.

living room.

"Huh——" Lu's mother looked disgusted, her facial features were twisted together, "Lu Yang is really a kid, he doesn't know how shy he is."

"Gu Qinghan is similar." Fang Fei nodded with the same expression.

They all heard the singing in that room. The operation of these two young men almost killed the two women who had been married for many years.

When I heard about receiving the certificate just now, I still thought about going home, thinking about waiting.

Now start singing together?

"I'm right." Fang Fei said, "It's no problem to get the certificate today, and they don't refuse."

"Yes." Lu's mother praised: "The in-laws have a solution."

Isn't there a way.
Fang Fei sighed leisurely, first not to expose the identity of the two as fake couples, then pierced the little umbrella, and now she has to bring the household registration book to the door to urge the two to get the certificate.

She has carried too much.

Before, I thought that Gu Yuan was the one who gave away girls, but now no matter how I look at it, I feel that I am the one who gave away girls.

But give it away, pick up a son-in-law for nothing, and even make new songs while taking a shower.
I take good care of my family.

After a while, the bedroom door finally opened, and Lu Yang and Gu Qinghan walked out side by side. They were wearing uniform and well-fitting white shirts and trousers. They looked like elites in the workplace, and they also looked like newlyweds who wanted to take ID photos.

...

Fang Fei and Lu Ma only dared to look at them from the corner of their eyes. The young people were shameless and they were shameless. The two stroked the chicken skin on their arms with their hands, and admired their perfect match in their hearts.

"What are you standing here for?" The two mothers said in unison, "Go out and get the certificate, don't get in the way here!"

"Lu Yang and I are not tool people to get a certificate for you to see." Gu Qinghan's physique broke out, and she whispered.

"Then give me back the account book." Fang Fei stretched out her hand.

"Never!"

The moment Gu Qinghan refused, Lu Yang pushed open the door, letting the breeze in the corridor pass through their hair, and the two began to flee. While running, they did not forget to protect their appearance, so that they would not take pictures later. would be so restrictive.

They're going to get a permit.

"so good."

After they left, the two mothers said.

"Isn't there a premarital examination? If we haven't had a premarital examination, will we not be able to get the certificate?"

"Pre-marital physical examination is a voluntary act of husband and wife, and not having pre-marital physical examination will not affect marriage."

"Then just the account book?"

"Not only that, but also sign a disclaimer that there is no blood relationship within three generations."

"What about the ID photo?"

"You can go to the photo studio to take pictures, or you can go to the registration office to take pictures."

"Then let's go directly to the registration office. There are too many people in the photo studio."

"Registry."

Gu Qinghan held the mobile phone and kept answering Lu Yang's questions. It was their first time getting married, so it was inevitable that they felt a little nervous and excited.

As for taking photos in a photo studio?

Don't even think about it!

She didn't want others to break the news about her marriage first.

"Apart from these things, what else do we need to prepare?" Lu Yang asked again.

"Nine yuan, responsible for the registration." Gu Qinghan said to the phone, "All the documents and materials are complete, and the registration and certificate will be issued on the spot."

"Nine yuan, this number is auspicious." Lu Yang nodded.

At least he is in a good mood now, Gu Qinghan doesn't want to choke him, she has noticed Lu Yang's expression, she is beaming, probably he will think that number is very auspicious if he says a bad number.

"So have you ever thought about a question?" Gu Qinghan said leisurely.

"what is the problem?"

"How do we give nine dollars?"

"How can I give you this?" Lu Yang didn't understand what she meant.

"Should we pay ten yuan directly for one card, or one yuan for nine cards, or pay online."

"What?" Lu Yang became more and more lost in the lake.

"If it's ten yuan, the other side will make up one yuan, which means it's not consummated."

How could there be such a strange thing, Lu Yang didn't take it to heart, "That's nine pieces for one piece."

"Nine pieces for one piece." Gu Qinghan said softly, "Let's not talk about whether we have nine pieces for one piece, but what color do you want the next piece of money to be?"

Lu Yang thought for a while, his face almost turned green.

"That's it."

"It's that color too."

"Bank card!"

"En." Gu Qinghan nodded, "Then let's use the bank card."

She picked out a bank card from her bag and held it in her hand. The color has a good meaning.

"Did you accept too much poisonous chicken soup on the Internet?" Lu Yang couldn't help but said, "It's just paying, there's no need."

"You don't pay attention?" Gu Qinghan asked back.

...

have to.

Lu Yang stopped talking.

I don't know who said that marriage is a besieged city, people in the city want to go out, and people outside want to come in.

Now it seems that this is true, the daughter-in-law started to make trouble for no reason before she got married.

"Daughter-in-law." Lu Yang called out tentatively.

"Not married yet." Gu Qinghan said flatly.

"Daughter-in-law?" he called again.

"We just went to the Civil Affairs Bureau. You still need to pay nine yuan and get a certificate to use this title." Gu Qinghan was still reserved, but he already held the bank card in his hand, and looked at the direction of payment.

Although it was not a day with good numbers, there were quite a few people in the Civil Affairs Bureau, some married and some divorced, and they were wearing masks and hats, and no one recognized them for a while.

"No, I mean, no need to pay"

Lu Yang pointed to the announcement next to it, with the six characters [no registration fee required] on it.

Gu Qinghan: "."

"Look, what I said is right, you should drink less poisonous chicken soup." Lu Yang saw the needle.

Register for marriage.

What are you doing?
Dismantle it?
Gu Qinghan felt that this guy was really floating, and started making fun of himself before he got married, and would show him the women's profile after he got the marriage certificate!

She dragged Lu Yang and rushed to the registration place. The staff took the household registration book and ID card without looking up, and asked, "The name of the registrant."

"Lu Yang, Gu Qinghan."

"Gu Qinghan, Lu Yang."

The two spoke in unison, with different voices.

This is too inconsistent.
They looked at each other, and always felt that the front and back of the name were related to the future family status.