Alliance: I'm really not a genius

"Vote, which name is more domineering for the handsome English short blue and white?"

After the intercontinental game ended, a Weibo caused a sensation. A certain LPL head traffic niche who almost forgot his Weibo account finally knew to post the news.

Not just dynamics, this time it also comes with a photo of a cute cat.

A certain Toutiao peak was crying in the bathroom, and you just took the headlines a few days ago, so I can bear it. After all, the top people in the circle like Jay Chou are also posting celebrations about League of Legends, even if they don’t understand the game, they know it The horror of capital and flow behind it.

Now he was robbed by a cat?
Players saw Qin Yu's unprecedented "not doing business properly", instead of criticizing, they cooperated in a serious manner. The comments below are all named masters.

"Ah, brother dog, have you finally remembered your Weibo password?"

"The cat is so cute, but it would be nice to have a selfie with Brother Gou."

"Is this the lady upstairs talking about? (Drinking water JPG)"

"Goutou Qin still doesn't follow the routine as always, and finally one day he knows that he is a million-level fan blogger."

"Rest for a few more days, and the research on the summer version will be handed over to the analysts in the team. Mingkai and the others have been given two days off, so just obediently seal the rank account for us in these few days."

Fans of other players complained about the lack of training, and these Gotou fans worried about someone's sudden death during training every day.

It's so hard.

So many masters seriously chose names for the kittens.

"How about [-]? It's majestic."

"Nine-five-two-seven, brother, I'm afraid you lived in the last season. Listen to me, it's called Baozi, and steamed buns are fine, let alone dumplings."

"Glutinous rice balls, potatoes?"

"Pfft~ Are you so full of names born after the [-]s? Are you implying that my brother Gou is going to eat?"

"The homonym of the god descending to earth is not impossible, why don't we consider calling it dung ladle?"

So far, the player named Dung Ladle has the most likes.

There was a sound of agreement below, "Smellful name, you remind me of the thing that my cat brought back to my hometown fell into the cesspit and I picked it up with a shovel."

"Yuck~"

"A few old guys upstairs, I think of falling into a cesspit and then the cat continues to lick you..."

"It's a name with flavor."

In addition to the dung ladle, there are all kinds of weird names such as Liu Erdou and Haha, but names like Fa Cai are the most normal ones.

"Hahaha hiccup~"

"I'll call you Nine Thousand Years Old in the future!"

Holding Jiu Qiansui suddenly and took a breath, Qin Yu said happily.

After cleaning, Lanbai's body odor is very light, and it still has a faint fragrance after using special animal cleaning water under the free gift of Maonumeikou.

Nine thousand years old is very well-behaved, probably because he was abandoned once, when he was hugged by Qin Yu, he always curled up quietly, and sometimes he just lay quietly somewhere and dozed off.

Qin Yu easily found several angles to take photos. He never photoshopped photos, he edited the photo of his cat owner several times before uploading it to the Internet. …

Qin Yu doesn't eat spinach: "(Laughing and crying) It's up to you—Nine Thousand Years! (PS: Why is it called Nine Thousand Years, because the cat owner had several problems when he brought it back, and it cost me money at Baodao Hospital. Nine thousand oceans, my heart aches.)
"Nine thousand years old~ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Is this the rhythm of becoming a cat slave? It's rare. The LPL players breathed a sigh of relief. They never thought that it was a kitten that stopped the king of rolls."

"Everyone in the LPL: You said it earlier, we will buy you a hundred, please retire or change coaches?"

There are also some little sunspots with eccentricities in the comment area.

"9000 yuan is spent on a cat. Is this e-sports still a fan circle? Think about how many people still don't have enough to eat, think about how many people live in poverty, and don't give back to society. On a cat~”

"That's right, that's right, if you don't have any news on Weibo, you don't have to report it. People like this can be trending?"

"The gap between the rich and the poor is worrisome, and actors are misleading the country!"

Some people who didn't know their way came to the originally peaceful comment area.

The fans went from bewildered at the beginning to furious later;
Damn, who are you guys? It's your turn to be morally kidnapped here, actor?The black navy went to the wrong door.

There was no need for the EDG PR department to take action, and the fan group immediately "exploded" the Weibo of those little blacks;
A very high-quality blasting, taking screenshots of the other party's Weibo, either showing off their wealth, or just complaining about others, one of which is a certain public IP who has been boasting about the advanced foreign system all day long overseas.

And some die-hard fans who have been following Qin Yu have released photos taken from a distance near the Kaohsiung Exhibition Hall;
In the photo, a young man in an EDG uniform squats down carefully, with a gentle face, and a smile that has never been shown before facing a dirty kitten.

"It turns out that the kitten was not bought, but Brother Gou picked it up from Treasure Island!"

The latter photo is of a kitten on a run, the clean clothes contrasting with the stained cat.

At this moment, those accounts criticizing Qin Yu's waste and venting their grievances are all fooled. A person who can do his best to treat small animals he picks up, how can he be so black?
The next moment, the charitable department was instructed by a certain organization to @qin yu not to eat spinach.

There are more than a dozen donation screenshots under Weibo.

"Giving a rose to someone has a lingering fragrance in your hand. If you are a firefighter, don't let him freeze to death in the wind and snow. We sincerely wish Mr. Qin can achieve excellent results in the future World Championships, and at the same time thank the children in the mountains your support."

Face!

Slap on the face!

The red official account number and the stamps on the donation sheets all seem to mock those who have a purpose.

This time, justice was not only not late, but also speeding!
Fans opened it and looked at it, and there were tens of thousands, and there were also hundreds of thousands of 10,000+ subsidies, clothing, books and other food, and gift signings for various scarce medicines and equipment.

Mere money can't explain anything, but donations of medicine bottles, medical equipment, books and scarce network equipment for various rural schools undoubtedly speak of the sincerity of young people. …

Only those who really understand know what those poor places need.

"Oh my god, the old man calculated it carefully, and all the calculations are almost half a year's income of Brother Gou."

"What about those people who ridiculed people for spending 9000 yuan to save cats? Don't you think that a person who is so good to stray cats will be lacking in other aspects?"

"Indeed, although salaries are not the main income of well-known professional players, it is very strong that Brother Gou has basically donated most of the salary income from EDG silently."

"Crying to death~ Other idols donated a little stuff and wish the whole world would know about it. Brother Gou did it secretly to keep others from knowing. If the official account hadn't been released, we wouldn't know."

"Brother Dog was originally born in an orphanage. He understands, and he also knows what the children in those places need. I admire him very much. How many people who have come out of poverty choose to forget, to escape, to be able to face People who have passed by themselves are in the minority, let alone get paid for others.”

Fans further flipped through the earlier records of Qin Yu's Weibo account, and some big hands posted earlier screenshots in order to slap Heizi in the face.

"PS: Don't blame the dog~"

That was the record before entering university.

"I want to go to university and make a lot of money (selfie with picture on hips and laughing wildly)"

These records were all dozens of pages ago. Qin Yu's good-looking fans laughed while watching, but tears gradually filled their eyes when they smiled.

"When will I have my own mobile phone?"

"It's a bit greedy, because the grades are good, and the old Bant approved that I was very happy to use his computer to surf the Internet on weekends."

"I heard from the dean that the former friend left~"

"I don't think I can do what the gentleman in the book said about money. I want a lot of money. I told Xiaomo that stubborn donkey. I checked the information and asked the teacher today. The winter solstice is to eat dumplings. When I have money, I will help him buy strawberries according to the box."

"When you buy medicine, you can buy Mobao. It costs 1.85 yuan a piece."

……

Things gradually got a little out of control.

As the screenshots of Weibo were dug out, the timeline gradually moved forward, and there were words that did not describe emotional fluctuations, but were enough to tear people's hearts.

Many emotional fans burst into tears.

"Damn~ eyes entered the Yellow River."

"I just said that people don't get curly like that for no reason. It turns out that Brother Gou's childhood was like this."

"I want to know that Mobao in Brother Gou's mouth has left, is it the literal meaning of leaving or the one I understand..."

"It turns out that there are still people in this world who don't know that dumplings are eaten during the winter solstice. It turns out that strawberries are very expensive, and it turns out that medicine can also be bought piece by piece."

"Woooooo~"

"Forgive me for only now knowing that behind the person who always likes to work hard and is happy every day is a miserable childhood."

"I finally understand what it means that some people spend their whole life to heal their childhood. Be happy, be happy, Brother Gou, you are fine now."

Some fans spontaneously launched fundraising activities on Weibo, and some capable ones formed a small group in the name of Qin Yu to prepare for the holidays to help the poor in the mountains. The Douyu official also @ their own anchor for a while.

Douyu live broadcast: "It's a pity that we only met our brother Gou at this time. Douyu officially supports the charity activities of its excellent contracted anchors. After resolution, our company will donate three primary schools in Guizhou Province and repair ten welfare homes. "...

"Betta atmosphere!"

"This heat makes you rub off, and develop well."

Qin Yu: "Thank you everyone. Now the society is getting better and better, and the country's support for our southwest region is also increasing year by year. Thanks to everyone who has helped us."

……

Qin Yu was reminded of the old past, but he didn't want it to be fermented by some people. He never thought that he planned to bring happiness to himself, but inadvertently learned that Teacher Hua had brought pain to others.

"Let's go, let's go to the hospital."

Opening the cat bag presented by Meikou, Qin Yu put Nine Thousand Years in it. Today it has to go to the hospital. The eye disease in the right eye lasts for a long time and cannot be resolved in a day or two.

In addition to the daily management staff in the base, the other team members got two days off.

The EDG game in the summer split will not be until the 15th, so the club needs to be in place one day in advance for retraining and preparation.

Abu and the factory manager originally invited Qin Yu to visit their home, but they were rejected.

Nine thousand years old's sequelae of being abandoned have not completely healed. When eating, even if all the cat food is put away, he only dares to take a bite and run to the corner to eat under the table. It is inconvenient to take it to others, and he is worried about staying at the base .

As for going to Meikou's place, the little raccoon didn't know if he would reject Nine Thousand Years, so he rejected it.

Turn off the mobile phone, the rhythm of the Internet will slowly dissipate, and this is a half-day leisure for me.

Nine thousand years old in the cat bag is very obedient and basically does not move around. After walking out of the gate of the base, Qin Yu temporarily decided to ride to the center street.

If you take a taxi, the speed in Shanghai is impressive, and it is not very different from riding a bicycle.

It's time to exercise.

Soon, Qin Yu arrived at a well-known local pet hospital.

After registering, the lady doctor on the opposite side was surprised, "Nine thousand years old?"

"Hey?"

"So you are brother dog, brother dog is really you!
"What I knew was that the veterinarian lady was too excited to see her idol, but those who didn't know thought it was a wild animal.

"Doctor, doctor, can you show Jiuqian first, the doctor on Baodao said that it will take some time for treatment."

When I met a fan of EDG here, Qin Yu looked embarrassed, so he could only ask the other party to check for Jiuqian first.

"Hey, don't worry Brother Gou, I'm the strongest doctor in this hospital, and I guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease."

In front of the idol, in the eyes of the male compatriots who have been spoiled by the side, the girl who was originally aloof is extremely enthusiastic at the moment.

This is the legend, as long as you are handsome, will you find that you will always underestimate the enthusiasm and initiative of girls?
"Brother Dog, you really brought Nine Thousand Years back from Treasure Island?"

The male compatriot next to him came back to his senses, apparently he was also a LOL player.

Qin Yu nodded, and was relieved when he saw Jiu Qiansui who was in the hands of the female doctor who first twisted his body uncomfortably and then calmed down.

"Well, it's checked in from over there. My sister has experience."

"Hahaha, sister Kou also has a cat, what's it called?"

"raccoon!"

"Oh, yes, the little raccoon."

"Brother Gou won the summer EDG championship, right? I'm also the top laner, can you give me a suggestion for the summer split?" …

As a fan, it's normal to care about the team's performance. After a few conversations, the male fan who found that Qin Yu was easy to get along with gradually became bolder.

"For the results, it depends on the running-in in the later stage, and the version of the summer game is also changing. The top lane is more inclined to single belt. You can practice more on Gnar and Crocodile. Qinggangying is cut, but it is not a big problem to use it in rank."

"Dog brother~"

"It's not over, come and help."

The young lady who was helping Jiu Qiansui get the medicine suddenly lost her temper. She was too busy here, and her partner even chatted with the idol, leaving her aside in the cold. Is this appropriate?

This is not appropriate!
"(*^▽^*)!"

Qin Yu, whose combined age is older than the two fans, can naturally see their relationship at this time, showing a congratulatory smile.

Eat dog food, and occasionally go out for a walk and eat a few bites, only the lone wolf will be stronger.

"The recovery is not bad. If you continue to apply the medicine, you should be fully recovered in two weeks. Brother Gou has taken good care of Jiu Qiantui."

The examination was over soon, and the female doctor came out holding Jiuqian. The kitten resisted slightly at the beginning and now enjoys the doctor's touch.

Fortunately, after picking it up, except for being cautious when eating, I never put on airs like a cat owner with myself.

"That dog brother, can we take a group photo together?" After prescribing the medicine, the girl said shyly, poking her "assistant" with her hand.

"Ah, it's okay if Brother Gou is inconvenient."

Stupid, does my mother want you to say this?Jiuqiantui is holding the cat hostage for my old lady in your hands.

Obviously, the man is a little anxious when it comes to emotional intelligence.

Qin Yu smiled and said, "No problem."

Holding Jiuqiantui in his arms, he agreed directly without being in a hurry.

Ka Chi!

Mr. Lone Wolf, who deliberately pushed the two into the distance, acted as a light bulb for a while, then paid the money and left the hospital with a cat bag on his back.

"Let's eat something!"

Because it was still early, there were people coming and going in the street, and he was a little worried about whether he would be overly autistic if he went back directly.

Forget about self-closing top orders.

Taking out his mobile phone, leaning on the pillar next to the bus station, Qin Yu searched for famous restaurants around, and they had to be the ones that allowed pets to enter.

Many men and women around cast their eyes on Qin Yu and wore a mask, but his handsome appearance can still be seen. It is difficult for him to grow to 1.8 meters in the crowd without attracting attention.

The combination of handsome guys and cats, and the fact that the university town is not far away, many female college students can't control their hormones, so they just want to come forward to say hello and ask for a contact information.

at the same time.

Station B has a live broadcast room called Bite Cat Seaside Live Record House Dance that hangs high on the homepage.

"It seems that we can only wait until the flow of people on the beach next to it will be less."

"Woo~"

A nice sound came out from the live broadcast room, like a nightingale singing. The owner of the live broadcast room held up a selfie stick to take pictures of the surrounding scenery.

As a well-known dancer on the beep station, posting dances after a while is a way to maintain popularity. Today, I wanted to find a place to record a new dance on the Outer Beach, but unexpectedly I went to many places and couldn’t find a suitable one, or the scenery is too bad. It's not that there are too many people.

Obviously it's not the weekend.

"My cat is as beautiful as a picture, so it would be good to have an outdoor live broadcast."

"That's right, the live broadcast time is pitifully scarce on weekdays, and our group of fans are homeless."

"Fuck, the cat looks to the left, the person sitting on the left."

The camera turned around, and the sharp-eyed audience suddenly noticed something.

"left?"

The biting cat curiously turned back to the point of view just now. There is a seaside restaurant in front of it. What is so strange about it?

The biting cat wearing a light blue JK costume made people unable to tell the grade, and many people in the Linhai restaurant over there looked at it.

"Don't move, guys, look what a big baby I found (screenshot)"

"The biting cat, go up, you found the traffic treasure!"

"Dog brother!
"

"That's right, it's really Brother Gou."

"There is a cat bag next to the table, and the one in my arms is probably nine thousand years old."

"Gah~ You guys have such good eyes, you can even spot Brother Gou wearing a mask."

The biting cat froze for a moment, only to know when he saw the bullet screen posted by fans.

"Dog brother?"

"humility?"

For her who is in the Two-dimensional circle, she sometimes publishes the works of league heroines, so she naturally has an impression of LPL, the rookie king.

At the strong request of the audience, the biting cat stepped up.