Alliance: I'm really not a genius

The account is changed to a diamond segment, and the queue is almost instant.

It is very different from the scenes in some large areas in later generations where there are no people in line for several 10 minutes.

Qin Yu secretly laughed at himself. 2017 was still the heyday of League of Legends, and the version of the cheating myth that was planned to be ruined has not yet been released. Now that it is almost five or six years later, it is indeed unfounded to worry about it.

How many Ikes come back: "If you don't give the mid laner on the first floor, give it away!"

I got athlete's foot who Levin said: "Jungle on the second floor, if you don't give it, give it away!"

As soon as I entered, two very similar IDs appeared in the chat box.

The players on the fourth floor were silent for a moment, "Assistant on the fourth floor? Don't cry for me?"

In this round, Qin Yu was on the third floor, and even though he was positioned as the top laner, he followed up without destroying his sense of humor.

"Order on the third floor, if you don't give it, you will give it away... You upstairs destroy the formation."

"Hahahaha, laugh and cry~"

"Hey, are the current ranking bosses so wild?"

"Yeah, I want to laugh, the unassisted youth on the fifth floor is gone forever."

In the barrage, some players suddenly missed the past, smiled and became sentimental.

The fifth floor obviously didn't take a long time to enter the pit, so a series of question marks were sent.

I didn't understand what planes were talking about on the first to fourth floors.

By the way, isn't our position pre-selected?
The barrage players are in front of the popular science king. There used to be no pre-selection mechanism in the League of Legends. When selecting players, it depends on the floor you are on and the speed of typing on the public screen.

If you want to play your own position, the most classic two sentences are to give away the top laner on the fifth floor, or the mid laner/jungle on the fifth floor, the record can be checked...

Obviously, the AD players on the fifth floor have not experienced the era of guarding their parents before the selection stage.

Suddenly, the players on the second floor blinked when they saw the special ID on the third floor.

How many Ike comebacks: "Brother Dog?"

How many Ikes have come back: "Fuck, what a dog, you actually remembered your real size."

"Who is so and so? Brother Gou? UZI?"

I got athlete's foot who Levin said: "No, isn't the stain on the Hanbok, I'm still hanging in his live broadcast room."

"Brother, Brother Gou refers to the EDG top laner humility, the e-sports champion!"

"Really, Brother Gou is now live streaming, room number 520021."

(Third floor) The strong man is gone and never returned: "Hello~"

"Hee hee, hello Brother Gou, are you going to play with a dog's head today? I'm playing wild bag C!"

Assistant: "Damn it, are you so wild, making a C in front of Brother Gou?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, then I should say that the old man doesn't need soldiers, brother dog, you can eat whatever you want."

Barrage: "Reserve, be reserved brother, you are an ADC, how can you give up the pawn line at the beginning of the game if you want to carry? Shouldn't all the players who play AD be all teammates give up the pawn line?"

"Ahem, let me tell you something. If I really lined up with Brother Gou, I wish I could split myself and give Brother Gou 300 yuan to go out with more shoes."

"Tenima is real, I want to say... I will also..."

"Hahahaha!"

"The IDs of the two elder brothers on the first and second floors are really fucked up."

"No, I suddenly discovered that Brother Gou's ID was also done, and the typing was exposed (squinting and smiling.)"

"The strong man E is gone and never returned? Damn!!!"

"Suddenly understood."...

"This E takes seconds, please explain the meaning of this E in the context."

"The old man knows that this E expresses the sullen feelings of the dog's top laner, and also worships Ionia's Gale Swordsman, combined with the hero stories of ancient my country..."

"Hahahahaha, take my jade seal and give this Xiuer a walnut."

"Where's the old man's Fang Tian painted halberd? Peel an apple for the boss."

The barrage laughed. It is conceivable that a large number of players have changed their IDs on the client terminal.

The other anchors were envious and jealous, without saying a word, the audience in the live broadcast room had fun by themselves, and the effect of the show was great.

Qin Yu didn't mention the ID on purpose, it's just a byproduct of the league's mobilization of players after many years.

If you really want to watch the whole job, you have to watch G2.

G2:? ? ? ?This will all be pulled out for a show.

During the selection gap, a bunch of players who changed their IDs went to the live broadcast room to show off.

Wei Liao asked Lu if he would say: "(Pick the nose) @狗炒, @狗炒, look at our new ID."

Don't just say it's Gan Na: "My brother upstairs is really fast. I thought the road to pretending to be tough would be as lonely as snow, but now it seems that there are still friends."

"Pfft, the IDs of the high-end game are all hurt by love, and the brothers of the low-end game are all invincible."

The bright moon smells more and more fragrant: "One thing to say, it's not true that there are no masters to watch the dog pot live broadcast to learn skills, right? No way?"

Nesser doesn't know how to speak: "I understand in seconds, hey, why can't I be more pure. Also, the people who watch the dog pot live broadcast are really not only low-level players, but high-end players are all divers in front of them (record!)"

There was no emotion at the mention of the pants: "Can't you be a quiet and handsome man like me."

The spring water that Qin Yu just drank sprayed onto the screen, "Do you want to move so fast?"

Also, it is a bit outrageous that these IDs can really pass the review.

It can only be said that sand sculpture netizens are much happier since ancient times.

Qin Yu's live broadcasting method is something that other anchors can't learn. He is highly skilled and at the same time has a set of flirtatious words. As a little prince of life, even G2 is willing to bow down to a man who is so terrifying.

In the eyes of the live broadcasters, Qin Yu on the big banner was like a big villain who kept talking.

"The reincarnation of life and death is endless, this game is messy, and the next game is lying!"

"Beautiful, I have learned to answer quickly!"

"Stunning, I live in the desert fo (dog head)"

"League of Legends Color Jixi (JPG), if you don't strengthen the dog head, consider strengthening the defense tower!"

……

As soon as the desert god of death was selected, the barrage in the live broadcast room was immediately full.

The person in charge of douyu has not been smiling since the broadcast started, and the little brother Mediterranean next to him is deeply afraid that the leader will suddenly come to a round and welcome the return of the EDG Dragon King once the three-year period arrives.

study?
how to learn
A group of professional players felt helpless when they saw the live broadcast content. It was useless for them to lurk in the humility live broadcast room for two months.

Humility professional game chooses the dog head, that is the hero pool is deep, they dare to choose an acrobatic to try?

I'm afraid it wasn't because he and the chair were thrown off by the coach, and the outside world has to consider whether he bought the peripherals with a few top orders.

"Koutou Qin always chooses Goutou in the rankings, and Timo always chooses. Coach, you told me to learn from experience, how can I learn?"

"Excuse me, how do I learn? (Small the table!)"...

Regarding Qin Yu's choice of Goutou, the other four players had no objection, and chose heroes who they thought could guarantee four guarantees and one hit the road.

Bottom laner EZ Jia Lulu, mid laner Lissandra, and wild Scarecrow.

scarecrow……

The corner of Qin Yu's mouth twitched slightly, "Ah, this jungler has a scheming heart, really your sister's scheming, and the Scarecrow with one hand helped the opponent gank a thousand times."

"Brothers, at least half of this wave of mentality has been destroyed."

"Hahaha, see you in a long time, the owner of the dog head bar was punished by his teammates before the fight started."

"(Goutou) understand, when you meet Gouge, the rank jungler will choose Scarecrow."

"Brother wake up, you can't rank Gou Ge, but here you can @厂长和爱罗利, in the future, Goutou Qin will arrange you, so he will choose the scarecrow jungler to attack him."

"By the way, it's not impossible for me to assist the scarecrow. You must remember to wander on the road at level six?"

"Hahaha!" "Hahaha" the barrage burst into laughter, "You guys are really bad, but I like it."

"Brothers, what are you talking about? Why does it feel like I'm the only one who doesn't understand." A novice player asked.

Regardless of Qin Yu's "blackened" expression, the old fritters said, "What is the experience of a scarecrow level [-] facing a wave of soldiers arresting people on the road."

"Good guy, two top laners were caught and collapsed in this wave." Finally, most of them reacted to the scarecrow stalk.

"This doesn't include a snowman!!"

Weibo, EDG sister buckle: "(狗头) suddenly found two heroes who can resist the hegemony of the top lane, @费德森克@NUNU."

EDGscout has been forwarded!
EDGCrlove 7 has retweeted!
Group Chat: Love each other as a family
[email protected]Qin Yu doesn't eat spinach: "Dog pot, there are people who want to eat your soldiers."

Sister Kou: "Ah, ah, Hai Chengmin, you traitor, you have such deep hegemony on the road on weekdays, and you actually choose to condone and raise traitors! I misunderstood you."

Tian Xiaoye was about to go crazy when he was reported as soon as he sent it out.

Abu @妹锯: "Go to Weibo and check it out, and then you can decide whether you want to withdraw it or not."

Weibo?

Sister Kou is strange, isn't the dog-headed Qin Nabi playing in ranking?

In the Weibo between the two, besides the fans, @his information was placed high above another one.

The content is extremely simple, just put a selfie there.

It was a selfie in front of a computer desk, and the owner picked up the T-shirt, revealing six-packed abs.There is no doubt that the terrifying biceps of the left hand is slightly bent upwards.

Gollum.

Cold sweat broke out on the back, Meikou seemed to be able to see what would happen to her after posting Weibo tonight.

Click on Weibo, select delete in seconds!
"Whoo~"

(Weibo) EDG girl button: "Damn it, why did a hacker steal my Weibo today? What happened just now? Why are Mingkai's juniors reposting it?"

Mingkai:? ? ?
Scout: "????"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha, the EDG gang only play the real thing, you laugh so hard."

"I was at the scene the whole time. Although you were beaten in a awkward posture, sister, you are really handsome when you post on Weibo."

"Pfft ha ha ha, I just went to see it, and the Weibo posts of the elementary school brother and Ming Kai were almost deleted in seconds."

"What is a muscular top laner?"

"One thing to say, Chris doesn't need to close the door, and this announcement will not work well."...

"Good guy, the next book has a theme, so don't let the brothers in front run away and talk about it in detail."

The male fans are playing memes, while the female fans are yelling to continue with nosebleeds.

Suck~ These muscles are so big, Ah Bu's arms are so thick.

The beautiful girl with sharp eyes and quick hands has already saved the screenshots, and she is still waiting for her sister to delete Weibo?
Sorry, Tian Ye, you should stop posting on Weibo, we are afraid that Brother Gou will misunderstand.

"Cough cough, watch the old man's live broadcast, it's the kind of show that doesn't sell yourself."

While waiting for it to load, I took a selfie and posted it on Weibo. What kind of threat?
Is a threat from a scholar a threat?

Back to ranked.

After picking Goutou in this round, as expected, the opponent picked Nuo in a second.

"Why do you like to use Nuoshou to beat me, the God of the Desert Reaper? Although Nuoshou is indeed a dog-headed daddy-level hero, you can just watch how I play with Darius in this round."

Barrage:"????"

"I was just about to spray Brother Gou, but the turning point in the next second made me break my waist."

"The first sentence expresses the thought that the dog head looks down on the promise player, the second sentence expresses the fact that the hero is Conte Nasus, and the third sentence expresses the personal confidence of our players."

"Okay, thank you class representative, the class representative has worked hard."

"Don't worry, this round is a dog's head, right? It's the midterm exam, brothers."

After buying the equipment, Qin Yu walked up the road and sent a message to his teammates not to play a first-level regiment.

Everyone's single-level regiments are not of the same magnitude. This division naturally knows to avoid battles.

The red side also knew that the blue side would avoid the battle, so they chose to invade directly.

Fortunately, it seemed that Qin Yu knew about Qin Yu's live broadcast in the early stage, and the other four members were more restrained.

"Nuoshou seems to know our dog head bar quite well. You can see that he is desperately looking for my position." Nuoshou didn't want to join the first-level regiment, but his teammates invaded. He was worried about being ambushed, so he followed the formation at a speed of Can't compare to the dog's head, Qin Yu can see the other party's whereabouts clearly with the vision that he put down in advance.

"However, it is useless. The old man's Nasus has already reached the peak, and the strength of this stick has been practiced for two and a half years."

Nock naturally couldn't find Qin Yu's location, because at the beginning, the dog's head went around the river from the line, and came to crouch in the grass near the high ground from the red square stone man.

Could it be that the other party is waiting behind the tower?

Nuoshou couldn't figure it out, and hesitantly lost the opportunity to get stuck like a dog's head.

I saw the dog's head blocked the line of soldiers coming down from the high ground with its body, and muttered words.

"At first glance, the Nuo hand on the opposite side is not an old guillotine. The Nuo hand who has played more than [-] games, especially the one who understands the pawn line well, I dare not be so stuck."

"From the perspective of canyon relativity, this wave is safe and dangerous."

"The safety lies in the success of the lane card, and our laning will be very comfortable. The danger lies in the place. If the failure is discovered, the ending will naturally be beaten up or even lose a life. Obviously I succeeded. "

(The fallen angel signaled that the enemy is on the way!)
"Brother, you are still looking for the dog's head, and the line is stuck in our highland, hurry up and destroy the line."

Nuoshou was taken aback for a moment, and typed: "It's too late, I've met the old dog's head."…

How did the promise player know that this is not just meeting the old dog head, it is simply meeting the dog head ancestor.

The Nuoshou player comforted his teammate and said, "It's okay, wait and see me C, and directly beat the opponent online."

The mid laner Kassadin seems to be a duo teammate, "Trust him, a top laner who can only play crooked ways to match up is nothing more than sensationalism."

The old players in the live broadcast room are explaining the principle of the card pawn line to the newcomers.

"In the later stage, the dog heads are generally unable to beat anyone in the top lane, but in the early stage, the dog heads are also really unable to beat anyone in the lane. Only when the pawn line pushes back can we learn experience."

Nuoshou saw that the evil dog's head was finally on the line, and wanted to go straight up to cripple the attack and sprint for blood anger.

Qin Yu's voice kept tormenting people: "Come on, brothers, give Nuo your talents."

Goutou's seventh and eighth costumes dance and express at the same time.

"Nuo Shou wants to kill."

"Hahaha hiccup, when a dog's head doesn't dance in front of you or show its expression, you have to reflect on whether you have failed in the laning."

"(Funny) Smell the experience, and now I haven't lost a drop of blood. This is a big tailwind, brothers."

"I have penetrated the line of soldiers!"

"I have penetrated the line of soldiers!"

"I have penetrated the line of soldiers!"

The barrage was swiping in the live broadcast room, but the professional players in front of the screen were eating instant noodles and shaking their heads.

Goutou Qin is fooling people again. Not everyone can learn the experience of the Gotouba. In the game, the Nuo hand repeatedly pulled and couldn't touch Nasus, which only shows that the distance between the two skills is not at the same level. of.

In AD, there are also a few players who have outrageous control over the basic attack distance, and the dog head Qin has the same effect.

What really makes them stand out is the terrifying ability to go around the field of vision. It seems that at the beginning of the game, it is clear at which points the red side will arrange the field of vision to find the position of the dog's head.

OMG Sima's old thief's face was livid, so this dog came around behind his ass in such a way?
One of the zero seals in OMG's losing streak in the summer split was thanks to the opponent.

Watching the live broadcast now, I know what OMG's vision was completely exploded at that time.

Nuoshou obviously didn't know that he had become a big star, and he was very annoyed that the dog-headed soldier was not late but had a good experience.

The two fought repeatedly in the middle of the road, and even played with expression management.

The audience in the live broadcast room said, "Go, go, brother, you are not the opponent of this dog head."

"(Funny) Why use your interests to challenge the skills that others rely on for survival (referring to experience)."

"The dog's head has been hiding and dancing behind the soldiers line, and anyone's blood pressure will rise."

Qin Yu didn't bring teleportation in the diamond game, but sprinted and flashed, so he didn't even think about touching it in the early stage.

Nuo walked back and forth with his hands, but he couldn't touch the slippery dog's head.

As a big man who can bend and stretch in the dog head bar, it would be good if the space rhythm skin didn't come out and he didn't bark twice.

Finally, at three minutes and seven seconds, the pawn line was pushed to the front of Nasus' defense tower.

The audience is also very happy, watching a defensive tower duo is more fun than playing games by themselves.

"Because we don't have teleportation, everything is stable before the level is up in the early stage. In fact, the position in the middle can already Q one or two minions, but the audience recommends not to try it before there is no reaction from the anchor. You can wait a little longer. I will." As he spoke, Qin Yu raised his hand, and as soon as the special effects came out, he deceived a wave of E's ruthless iron hands in front of Nuo Shou.

"Look, I knew he was going to use E to pull us, it doesn't matter if he gets pulled, just come back and he won't get much blood under the defense tower."

"If you avoid the second wave of artillery soldiers, you can even eat it in front of him."

"Hey, the expression is on point."

"Okay, the little soldiers are finished eating, the jungler dad is here, we can fight. Whoever takes the lead, the jungler takes the lead and we eat the pawns, a friendly consensus is not."

……

During the 10-[-] minutes of qualifying, the players in the live broadcast room watched a documentary about Nock's suffering history.

No words follow suit, and Nuo Shou's every move seems to be controlled by Nasus.

The details of the laning in the early stage can't be pulled, the online promise player was solo killed by the dog's head, and the support speed is not as fast as the dog's head.

The blood rage in the team battle was finally knocked to death immediately.

And the man who was knocking on the minions under the defense tower on the high ground while thinking about it, stacked Q crazily under the cover of four fans.

While physically destroying the promising player, the mental attack is great.

In the end, the red player who couldn't hold on took the initiative to surrender.