The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

Chapter 270 Sir, are you interested in playing a few games?
"Yellow dog, good morning."

The next morning, when Xu Luo went out and saw the yellow dog tied to the door, he kicked him to say good morning.

He is just that polite.

Even for small animals.

There is still a bowl of leftover rice in front of the yellow dog, which was poured out last night, and there is nothing missing. It seems that he didn't eat it.

This made Xu Luo unable to understand. It wasn't his first day as a dog, so how could he not get used to it?

"Woooooo~"

The yellow dog rushed over and hugged Xu Luo's shoes, looked at him beggingly with wide black eyes, whimpered and kept begging for mercy, hoping that he would let him go.

"Deng Shen, send this dog to be neutered later, so that he won't harm the stray dogs." Xu Luo kicked him away, and shouted back into the room.

"I know my master."

"Oh~" The yellow dog fainted with joy.

Wearing a sportswear, the God of Wealth ran out with a hippie smile: "Boss, let's go."

Today they are going to a client's house to catch ghosts.

"Go."

The two disappeared in place, and when they reappeared, they were already outside a vacant villa.

The villa is currently unoccupied.

But ghosts live.

At the same time, in a room on the top floor of the villa, a slightly fat, bearded male ghost was lying leisurely on a chair in a white linen, with long braids hanging down on the ground.

In front of the male ghost was a female ghost with a pretty face and a well-proportioned figure, wearing a gray-brown cross-neck dress, kneeling on the ground and beating his legs intently.

"You still want to rob a house from me, scaring them to have a cerebral hemorrhage within minutes." He succeeded in scaring another family to move out, and the male ghost's face was full of complacency.

This villa was repaired in the Qing Dynasty, and he has been living here. As long as a family moves in, he will do evil to scare them away, and then he can monopolize the house.

The female ghost complimented: "Sir, you are the best."

"Bang!"

Suddenly, the male ghost violently kicked the female ghost away, and cursed: "Stop what, did I tell you to stop? Also, your strength is so weak, you haven't eaten, you! You trash! You'll be hammering every leg!" Not good! What are you still doing in a daze, get back and continue hammering!"

Beating his wife while eating and sleeping is daily life.

"Sanggong, I'm sorry." The female ghost was kicked and fell to the ground, but she didn't dare to talk back. She could only apologize and admit her mistake, and then crawled to the male ghost's legs to increase her strength to help him Beat your legs.

"Still haven't eaten! Use force! Can't you use force? I'll teach you!" The male ghost kicked the female ghost to the ground, got up and punched and kicked the female ghost, cursing at the same time: "Let You use your strength, just like me, do you understand?"

It can be described as punching to the flesh.

Jinfu has to call him a good guy when he sees him.

"Ah! Don't hit me, my lord! I understand, it hurts so much, please don't hit me, my lord!"

The female ghost was beaten until she vomited blood, but she just curled up on the ground and begged for mercy without daring to resist.

"If you tell me not to fight, don't hit me? Then don't I lose face, I insist on hitting you today!"

The male ghost sneered, and then he hit harder, even hitting the chair randomly.

The female ghost rolled on the ground and screamed.

Xu Luo and God of Wealth appeared quietly.

The God of Wealth carried the camera and filmed the scene of the male ghost beating the female ghost with a ferocious face and laughing.

"Who are you? What are you doing at my house?" the male ghost noticed the two, stopped and stepped on the female ghost, looking at them and asked.

Intermission, wait for someone to leave and continue playing.

Xu Luo scolded angrily with a righteous face: "What a wicked ghost! You not only occupy people's houses, but also beat innocent and weak women in broad daylight. It's really inhuman! I'm the only one who will stand up for the heavens today!"

Seeing the appearance of these two ghosts, he knew they were from the movie "Ghosts Fighting Ghosts: The Golden Taoist".

These two ghosts are husband and wife.

But this does not prevent him from turning black and white.

"Bah, what innocent and weak woman? She is my wife! I can beat you however I want, it's none of your business!" the male ghost scolded dismissively.

Hearing this, Xu Luo continued to open his eyes and talk nonsense without hesitation, and without changing his face, he labeled the other party and added villain buffs: "Okay, it turns out that you are not only committing crimes with force, but also robbing civilian women! You deserve death!"

In the movie, this ghost is a jerk, but now he meets Xu Luo who is even more jerk than him.

Evil ghosts still need to be grinded by evil people.

"When did I rob it by force? I married it in eight palanquins!" The male ghost grabbed the female ghost by the collar and lifted her up: "Do you think so?"

"Yes... yes." The female ghost has always adhered to the feudal custom of marrying her husband and obeying her husband, so she has always been submissive to the male ghost and never felt that there was anything wrong with him.

But Xu Luo acted as if he didn't understand, and became even more angry, with a sense of justice bursting: "Girl, you have been threatened by him, don't be afraid, I will get rid of him now, and no one will bully you again in the future."

"Good you evil ghost! What a girl was beaten and abused by you to such a state of resignation that she didn't even dare to tell the truth, but she didn't need to say it, I could already see from his eyes that your death is not a pity!"

After the words fell, he didn't wait for the ghost couple to speak, and directly beat the male ghost to ashes.

The God of Wealth turned off the camera just right.

Naturally, there is no need to record the latter.

"Mister! Mr.! Mr.!" The female ghost was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, she threw herself on the ground and cried loudly: "Mister! Mr., come back soon."

Although the male ghost often beat her half to death, according to her moral standards at that time, her husband was her god, no matter what was right.

So now that the male ghost is dead, as a woman who abides by women's morality, she naturally feels sad.

"Girl, don't be too sad. Isn't it just that you lost your husband? I am very reasonable. If I kill your husband, I will pay you a husband."

Xu Luo thoughtfully stepped forward to comfort the female ghost.

"Woooo! You pay my husband! You pay my husband! Pay me!" The female ghost Lihua threw herself into Xu Luo's arms with rain, punching and kicking him.

The God of Fortune smiled: "Boss, do you want to take a picture of you comforting her later?"

"Get out." Xu Luo spit out a word.

The god of wealth, Maliu, disappeared in place.

After the God of Wealth left, Xu Luo brought out another video camera: "If I want to take pictures, I will take them myself."

He likes to watch the domestic selfie section.

Not for anything else, just for a down-to-earth atmosphere.

The others are too fake.

"Ma'am, I will compensate you." Xu Luo put his arms around the female ghost's waist and said with a smile.

"Ah!" The female ghost was stunned for a moment, she looked up at Xu Luo blankly, you are much worse than my husband.

Immediately refused: "No! No! A good woman does not serve her second husband, I want to be a womanly ghost."

"Your husband is a bastard, he beats you to death every day, he doesn't treat you as a human being at all..."

The female ghost said weakly: "I'm not human at all."

"Grass!" Xu Luo had no big words, so he could only continue to do ideological work for her: "It's a new society now, you are an independent individual, your husband-in-law is sorry for you, you don't need to help him keep the chastity, he is not worthy , you have the right to choose a man yourself."

For example, you can choose me.

"Really? I... If I remarry, wouldn't it be considered flirtatious?" the female ghost asked weakly.

Xu Luo nodded affirmatively: "Of course!"

While hugging her to go to bed: "Go to bed first, the details, you wait for me to explain to you slowly."

Wait until the female ghost takes off her clothes.

Xu Luo gasped.

Outside the long court, beside the stock road, there are green grass and green sky.

After finishing, the female ghost lay in Xu Luo's arms with a satisfied face: "I will be your ghost from now on."

The reason why his ex-husband beat her was because he was not good at this aspect, so he was psychologically distorted. He always felt that she would look down on him, so he often beat her up.

But now she really looked down on him a little bit.

After all, it's worth throwing away.

"Humans and ghosts can't be together, so you'd better go reincarnate." Xu Luo pushed her away, got up to get dressed, and said something calmly.

"Sanggong...you! Don't you want me?"

The female ghost was instantly dumbfounded, a little panicked, just now she had hot drinks in her mouth, but now she has tears in her eyes.

The so-called good women do not serve second husbands.

She is no longer a good woman. If Xu Luo doesn't want her anymore, she will have to die again.

"How come, am I the kind of irresponsible person?" Xu Luo smiled softly, pinched her smooth and white chin and said, "Human beings and ghosts have different paths, I let you reincarnate so that we can live together forever." Together, don't worry, I will wait for you to grow up."

These words are the same as what Huyou Zhong Mei said, when they are reincarnated, they will have no memory of this period of time.

Where can I find him in charge?
Xu Luo never liked to imprison a woman's freedom in the name of love or marriage. He preferred to just get together occasionally, and usually stay safe.

Of course, as compensation, he would ask the ghost to choose a wealthy family for this female ghost to reincarnate.

Let her win directly at the starting line in her next life.

So Xu Luo is still very emotional, has a conscience, and never does things like lifting his pants and denying people.

Then he wrote a note to the female ghost, handed it to her and said, "Take it to the underworld, and when you pass the ghost gate, hand it over to Gao Chicheng, the Yin general. He will arrange for you to be reborn into a wealthy family, so that your next life will be easier."

As the saying goes, there are people at the top who are good at handling things.

It's also true that there are people below.

"Well, thank you, Mr.." The female ghost carefully put away the note, and looked at Xu Luo gratefully.

Xu Luo waved his hand: "Sure, let's go."

The female ghost got up and saluted Xu Luo, then disappeared, and Xu Luo also left the house.

"Boss, are you done?"

The God of Wealth had been waiting outside for Xu Luo, and when he saw him come out, he greeted him with a silver face and asked.

"After my in-depth comfort, the female ghost has realized that her ex-husband is a bastard, and took the note I wrote to go down to reincarnate." Xu Luo wiped off the lipstick left on her fingers, and said solemnly.

The God of Wealth only cares about: "How deep?"

"Eighteen centimeters." Xu Luo replied casually.

The God of Wealth nodded when he heard the words, eighteen, that was quite deep, no wonder it took so long to comfort him.

"Oh, by the way, Ah Cai, isn't today the Ghost Festival?" Xu Luo suddenly remembered something.

"That's right." The God of Wealth nodded, and then he also remembered: "Oh~ By the way, I have to deal with the ghost club in the police station tonight."

"Almost forgot the business, now go to the police station."

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Mong Kok Police Station.

"Jin McGee, Meng Chao!"

Superintendent Ashin stood in the corridor and shouted.

"Sir!" Kim McGee and Meng Chao rushed out.

Superintendent Ashin looked at the two of them and said, "Tonight is the Ghost Festival, you two go and buy some incense sticks and come back. In addition, women in red clothes are not allowed to enter the police station today, otherwise it is easy to run into ghosts."

When he first came to work, he met a former colleague who had become a monk at the door. The colleague told him that a woman in red cannot be allowed to enter the police station tonight, otherwise the police station must be full of ghosts.

"Ah! Director, today is the Ghost Festival!" Meng Chao's face changed drastically when he heard this.

The director looked at him: "Are you celebrating the festival too?"

"No, Director, there is something I forgot to tell you..." Meng Chao told the police station that used to be the Little Baga Club, and there was a ghost king Issey Miyake.

Superintendent Ashin was startled and angry after hearing this: "You bastard, you are only talking about such a big matter now, hurry up and call Uncle Jiu... No! Hurry up and invite Master Xu!"

"It's not that you gave me so much work that I forgot." Meng Chao scratched his head and muttered.

Superintendent Ashin stared: "What?"

"No, no, no... I didn't say anything, I'm going to invite Master Xu right now." Meng Chao waved his hands again and again with a smile.

"Hmph!" Ashin turned and left with his hands behind his back, without turning his head, he said, "I'm not feeling well, so I'll go home first, and report to me tomorrow about what happened tonight."

Although Xu Luo was blown away, he didn't want to stay here and take risks. It was safest to go home.

It is the prerogative of the chief to run away.

As soon as he left, Kim McKee grabbed Meng Chao's hand with his back: "Is there really a ghost in our police station?"

"Nonsense, can Master Xu tell lies? You saw him in the mental hospital the other day, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye. This is a real master." It's not Xu Luo, but him.

Stephanie came over: "What Master Xu?"

"Good morning, sir!" Seeing their immediate superiors, Jin McKee and Meng Chao immediately stood at attention and saluted.

Si Fanny asked impatiently: "I asked you what Master Xu is, what happened to Master Xu?"

Ever since she met Xu Luofei in the mental hospital that day, she had been full of admiration for him, but due to his identity, she didn't dare to take the liberty to visit him.

"Report sir, there are ghosts in the police station, the chief asked me to invite Master Xu." Meng Chao simply said in horror.

Stephanie's eyes lit up, and then she cleared her throat and said, "You are reckless, what should you do if you offend the master, that's all right, I'll invite you in person."

"No need." Xu Luo appeared out of thin air.

"Master Xu, you're here." Meng Chao hurriedly went up to greet him, and said with a flattering face, "You're so clever that we're looking for you."

"Master Xu, my name is Si Fan Ni." Si Fan Ni walked up to Xu Luo and said obediently.

Meng Chao and Jin McGee looked at each other, and they both shivered. They smelled the smell of spring.

But they can understand it.

Not to mention Si Fanni, even they, if they can do it, would like to be lucky by Xu Luo.

After all, this is a real living fairy.

Xu Luo nodded: "Inspector Si..."

"Master Xu just call me Fanny, I don't dare to be a supervisor." Si Fanny interrupted Xu Luo shyly.

Xu Luo, who was released just now, is currently in the time of a sage, so he has no desires and desires, and looks very indifferent to Si Fanny: "Well, Miss Fanny, please arrange a room for me to rest."

Oh, woman, it doesn't mean anything.

He only wants to catch ghosts and eliminate harm for the people.

"Okay, Master, let's go to my office." Si Fanny smiled charmingly, turned her head to lead the way, and the round silhouette under the short skirt swayed as she walked.

After arriving at the office, Stephanie was very courteous again: "Master, are you thirsty?"

"Master, do you want some fruit?"

"Master, let me give you a massage."

"Get out! I'm so bored!" Xu Luo pointed at the door.

"Good master." Si Fanny was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and left, and leaned against the wall with a swaying face when she walked out the door, biting her red lips and said: "As expected of a fairy, facing a beauty like me The more you can do this without false words, the more fascinating you will be."

"That...sir~ are you... all right?"

Jin McKee and Meng Chao asked cautiously.

Stephanie woke up instantly, straightened up and straightened her collar: "Why are you two here?"

"Uh...we've been here the whole time."

"What did you see?"

"We didn't see anything."

"Hmph!" Stephanie walked away proudly.

As soon as she walked in front, there was a ball of laughter behind her.

The time soon came to twelve o'clock in the evening.

"Master, nothing happened." Si Fanny hid behind Xu Luo, looked around and said.

Kim McGee and Meng Chao also looked puzzled.

The God of Fortune said casually: "You haven't opened your eyes, so of course you can't see anything."

After speaking, he opened his eyes to them.

Then they really opened their eyes.

I saw a simple door at the end of the corridor, full of the style of the Republic of China. There was a plaque on the door with the name of the club written on it.

"Let's go in." Xu Luo said.

When several people walked towards the door, the door suddenly opened a gap, and a ghost was about to come out, but it seemed that because it saw them coming, the ghost retreated and closed the door.

"Just now..." Kim McKee wanted to talk about it.

Xu Luo interrupted him: "Speak less and watch more."

"Understood, understood." Kim McKee said OK, and made a gesture of zipping his mouth.

The God of Wealth said sadly: "I just wanted to remind you that your trousers are not tied properly."

Kim McKee: "..."

If I can't beat you, I'll kill you.

Several people pushed the door and entered, and they came to another world in an instant. Inside was a club in the period of the Republic of China, with a bar, booths, and gaming tables.

At this time, there were about 200 people inside, most of them were Baga soldiers in military uniforms. Seeing them coming in, these ghosts ignored them as if they hadn't seen them.

"Sir, are you interested in playing a few games?" A middle-aged man in a suit came to Xu Luo.

Xu Luo glanced at the gambling table opposite, and then said with a smile: "I'm not interested in playing a few games, because usually other people play me, playing two games is fine."

Anyway, he is also at the same table as the God of Gamblers.

With his own gambling skills, can't he kill the whole audience?

(End of this chapter)