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Chapter 863 Bananas, Butts, and the Ultimate Smash Bros.

Not only Super Tomatoes, but anchors from all over the world realized this problem in the first place.

At the beginning, everyone didn't realize that this was the "language blocking" function that comes with the game.

This is because there were shielding modes like "Light Yu" and "Journeyman" before, and the second is because all the opponents you see are small animals.

Cats, cats and dogs, crocodiles and sea lions, pandas and moles... they are not human anyway, so naturally it is impossible to tell which country they are from.

But after two rounds, everyone understood what was going on——

All the words spoken by the opponent will be automatically translated into this rare language by Yunmeng, thus blocking the language communication between players.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for all players to meet opponents from the same country, right?
But here comes the question: "Which country's language is this?"

They asked all the water friends, and asked again and again on the Internet, but still found nothing.

Seeing everyone's bewildered expressions, Lin You couldn't stop laughing secretly.

——It's strange to be able to recognize it!
If someone can recognize that this is the Banana Language (banana language) spoken by the little yellow man, then he may have to go to recognize the fellow!
At the end of the trial last night, when the classmates gave him advice, they mentioned that there might be low-quality players talking trash while playing.

He adopted this opinion and made amendments.

The shielding method of the first version is not the minion’s banana language, but to let the players speak into their corresponding animal’s cry.

No matter what the golden retriever and corgi players say, they just open their mouths and say "Wow, woof, woof."

The orange cat "meow meow", the rhino "moo moo", the duck "quack quack"...

Interesting to think about!
But if you want to adjust the calls of these animals into comfortable and fun-sounding voices, you need to consume a lot of energy, and you need professional voice actors and tuners to intervene.

——Otherwise, the game site will easily become a noisy animal market, which will reduce the player's game experience.

So he ended up adopting the language of the minions.

This set is very mature, even if many people yell banana and banana together, it sounds lively and happy, without making people feel noisy and uncomfortable.

After Yunmeng starts working, the optimization of animal sounds should also be aimed at this.

As for the incomplete language of the minions in Lin You's memory...

The translations that can translate the general meaning, and those that cannot be translated, will be randomly translated into something else.

If it is very long, it will become "Puru poru quack, Ali Kata, Barbie hahaha!" - that is what Super Tomato heard in the mouth of the golden retriever before.

If it is shorter, it will immediately become a minion vocabulary.

As for the work of "completing the banana language", after the holiday is over, let the employees go to experts who study linguistics to gradually improve it.

And this outrageous language quickly exerted its power——

Next to Xia Yi, the little nephew yelled "Butt, Poka, Gelato!" He kicked up and kicked the opponent in front of him.

The three words mean "ass", "what" and "ice cream".

This is not the language converted by the system, but the little nephew's imitation and shouting...

Xia Yi was holding back her old trough, and she couldn't bear it.

She really wanted to complain, but her nephew played a lot better than her in these few games when the two teamed up.

She also made bold words before, wanting to "take her nephew flying", but now she is hugging her brother's thigh instead, which makes her feel a little ashamed to face others, and she has no position to complain.

She has a hair on her leg, how can she complain about her thigh?
……

Ten minutes later, Xia Yi also yelled "banana!" in the lively atmosphere of "bable!"

The banana, which should have no lethality, easily smashed the anthropomorphic hamster until its head exploded, and it fell unconscious on the spot.

But the banana was unscathed.

Xia Yi walked over in surprise, ignored the hamster, picked up the banana and re-examined it.

She wondered if it was a banana: "Could it be a boomerang in the shape of a banana?"

She reached out and tried to peel the banana, but when her hand just touched the banana, she suddenly felt a little itchy in her buttocks, she scratched subconsciously, and then continued to peel the banana.

The next moment, she suddenly froze.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also stunned:
"Ayi, were you scratching your butt just now?"

"So you are such a carefree person?"

"That is to say, I don't object to you scratching your butt, but the public, should you pay attention?"

"Scratch your ass first and then peel the bananas, pay attention!"

……

Xia Yi quickly explained: "No! I didn't mean it!"

"No, what I mean is: just now, my butt was very itchy. Before I could react, my hands subconsciously scratched the itch!"

"This is all done by Yunmeng, not by me!!"

This is something that involves the personality of a beautiful girl!
But no matter what she said, the water friends "don't listen or listen", which made Xia Yi want to cry.

Although this is indeed a fun little Easter egg made by Lin You - when the player stands still, a random area on his body will become a little itchy, and he will want to scratch it.

He just thought it was cute and fun, and he didn't think that this might become the player's dark history...

……

Xia Yi's little nephew was carrying a shovel, spinning crazily while "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

Xia Yi herself stood at the highest point of the submarine, with her arms around the signal tower, watching her nephew show off her might below, until she was shot by a small green dinosaur with a stun gun three meters away!
The electrodes were inserted on the nephew's body, and the "sizzling" electric light shot out, Xia Yi even saw: the shape of his whole body's bones appeared in the electric light!
The nephew immediately fainted, and naturally let go of the shovel in his hand.

"I'm here to save you!" Xia Yi let go of the signal tower without hesitation and jumped down.

Then, before he landed in mid-air, he was slapped on the face by the shovel thrown out by his nephew. Immediately, his body lost control and hit the submarine shell directly.

Also because of the tilt caused by the waves, it rolled all the way down the shell, not only rolled into the sea by itself, but also brought the nephew along the way...

Both of them were eliminated.

After returning to the lounge, Xia Yi saw the glaring resentment on her nephew's golden retriever face.

It's hard for him to make such an expression with a golden-haired face...

What's even more pitiful is: even if he was very upset, Xia Yi was indeed sorry, but looking at that dog's face full of resentment, she still wanted to laugh.

"Okay, don't be angry, I'll give you a skin, okay? What do you want?"

The golden-haired nephew smiled instantly: "I want a little crocodile!"

"Okay!" Xia Yi did what she said, and immediately bought a crocodile skin for her nephew.

After resolving the nephew's grievances, in order to divert the attention of the water friends and stop talking about "ass and ass", Xia Yi announced——

"It's decided, the ultimate chaos!"

But before starting to line up, Xia Yi sent a private message to Shuihua: "Shuihua Shuihua, are you playing "Animal Party"?"

"Well, I'm playing." Shuihua replied.

"Are you playing alone?" Xia Yi asked.

"No, playing with Lin Shun, what's the matter?"

"It's okay! Just asking." Xia Yi stopped immediately.

She originally wanted to play with Splash to enhance the team's metaphysical strength.

But since Shui Hua and Lin Shun were playing, Xia Yi decided not to bother, and turned to find A Yi.

Ayi accepted the invitation without saying a word.

He just felt that his cousin was not easy to take care of...

After forming a group of four, Xia Yi decisively started the [Ultimate Smash Bros.] match.

This mode is not fundamentally different from other modes of play, but the scale is larger - so large that it can accommodate 96 players at a time!
And it can allow single players, or 2, 3, 4 player teams to join freely.

More difficult battles naturally have rarer rewards——

The champion team will get [Unidentified Dye], after opening, a dye can be randomly unlocked.

The dyes that have been unlocked can be reused for dyeing body decorations, and can also be used for dyeing hair and skin on your own body.

If players are lucky enough, they can dye themselves into My Little Pony or Colorful Pandaren.

Of course, [Rainbow Color] is one of the rarest dyes and takes a lot of luck to get it.

In contrast, it is simpler to simulate [rainbow colors] with dyes of seven colors [red], [orange], [yellow], [green], [cyan], [blue], and [purple].
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[Looking for an opponent for you...]
[Adversaries have been found]
[map confirmed]
……

As soon as Xia Yi opened her eyes, she found herself standing on the wing of a plane flying at high speed.

This wasn't a problem at first, she already knew that there was such a venue, and she didn't have a fear of heights.

But if you put all 96 players on the plane, there is no problem and there is a problem!
Of course, the plane is bigger than a small battlefield with 12 people, but even if it is several times bigger, it is still too much for 96 people!

Members of the CIA's Lin You Countermeasure Team of the American Central Intelligence Agency, even though it is already 9 o'clock at night in Virginia, they are still working diligently - playing games on the official network channel in the office with overtime pay.

As soon as Team Leader Burns landed, he found himself standing on the edge of the wing.

As soon as the minion's three-second countdown ended, the crowd collided with him, his foot slipped, and he was about to fall off the wing in an instant!
"Fuck!" Relying on his sharp reflexes, he reached out his hands in time and firmly grasped the nearest rhinoceros.

"?" The rhinoceros Ayi was just in a daze, and was dragged and slid down the wing together!

"Ahhhh-"

The screams spread far, far away...

"Ayi!" Teammate Xia Yi stretched out her right hand in vain in the direction where Ayi disappeared.

"Poka!" Beside Xia Yi, a white goose also stretched out its right hand, calling in vain to the captain who disappeared.

"Ugh!"

A Yi's cousin and Xia Yi's nephew looked at each other and sighed at the same time.

(End of this chapter)