Weird internet celebrity company: female weird dressed as Two-dimensional

Chapter 170 How Weird!Take another look!
Similar scenes are still playing out everywhere.

The weirdness is uncontrollable, and the ghost feeder with the help of weird power is also an existence that is difficult to control.If the will is not firm, the character and thoughts will be deeply affected by the weirdness and gradually distorted, and after mastering the huge power beyond ordinary people, it will naturally give birth to the sense of superiority of the high-ranking person.

This is also the reason why the Humanities Department strictly stipulates that indiscriminate killing of innocent people is banned.

But this doesn't solve the problem perfectly.

Wu Panpan frowned, put down the tablet hard, and said angrily: "This group of lunatics started to meet in advance before they could fight each other. Fengjing, Heyue, and Tianmen all had conflicts. A vicious case like the sea of ​​clouds, fortunately, it hasn't caused panic yet!"

"Are they so impatient?" She couldn't understand Weird, even hated Weird, and hated herself.

He hates himself for not being able to stop it, but also relying on the welfare benefits of the Humanities Department, borrowing strange powers to hang his mother with terminal brain cancer.

The more she got into it, the more self-doubt and hatred grew.

Liu Shu comforted her.

"Thinking about the good, weirdness will attract weirdness. Isn't this a sweep against these four cities? Instead of letting them develop in secret, and finally get out of control and cause hell on earth, it's better to find a reason, take some prizes, and let them kill each other, say Maybe it will also fish out the lonely and wild ghosts in the city!"

"At all costs, but the price is us, huh?" Wu Panpan looked at Liu Shu.

"You have to look at the problem from both sides. Because of the existence of "human barriers", unless they are close at hand, there is no common method to find and identify them on the Internet or in video materials. That incident has happened many times before. Horror disasters at the sub-city level, have you heard the stories about ghost paintings and ghost post offices? "

Wu Panpan shook his head. "No."

"I haven't heard of it either, I thought you knew... oops, remember that motto? 'Time is on the side of humans'... Don't think too much, look at the beautiful women in the distance! You hit What am I doing!" Liu Shu covered his forehead.

This cold joke relieved Wu Panpan's nervousness a little, and he put away his powder fist pretending to be a demonstration.

"Will time really be on the human side?" Wu Panpan muttered to himself.

at this time.

Wu Panpan received a call from a high-level executive of the Humanities Department.

"Upload today's video before 6 o'clock tomorrow morning, and officially release it at 9 o'clock. Don't delay the progress, otherwise it will affect your responsible goals. Finally, at 6 o'clock in the evening, according to the popularity statistics, the PK order of the 128 contestants will be determined. When the PK starts, it will be in the form of an online live broadcast, 1V1, and your leaders must go all out to help the responsible target...kill the opponent's weirdness."

"Because of the existence of "human barriers", even in the live broadcast, what the audience can see is only a talent competition.The winner advances, the loser retires.Your mission is to protect ordinary players, and no matter what means you use, whether you suppress or seal them, we don't want to see any damn weirdos escape! "

"Wu Panpan, your task situation in the previous four competitions was very poor. This time, if you go on a business trip again, you understand the consequences."

The voice calmly told Wu Panpan what worried him most.

She didn't want to lose the establishment. Without the ghost tears welfare brought by the establishment, her mother would never see the sun the next day.

"Leader, I will work hard!"

"I've heard this countless times, Wu Panpan! The top sixteen... Forget it, even if it's the top 32, understand? As long as you make a top 32 result, I can help you save your establishment, otherwise You can ask for more blessings! Learn more from Yu Hao and other outstanding people in charge, hey, I really don't want to criticize you..."

"Remember, spend tonight safely, submit the video before 6 o'clock tomorrow morning, and then pray for your target to have a suitable popularity ranking. This is the most important thing now, understand?"

"understand!"

The phone hangs up.

Wu Panpan let out a long breath. She looked at Hongmei who was shopping not far away in a daze, and couldn't help but patted her headache.

"What about this one? She really has no other specialties except being beautiful. That Wei Dong is also really good. He agreed to think about how to make a video tonight, but she still hasn't been seen yet."

"Shoot it in the face, isn't your appearance considered an intangible cultural heritage?"

"Of course not!"

"Student Wu, I want to criticize you. Think about yourself, are you pretty? I dreamed about your face, dreamed about it, and guaranteed a nocturnal legacy. You see, this is also considered an intangible cultural heritage."

Wu Panpan said unhappily: "Liu Erdu, you are joking and pay attention to the occasion! We are not the only ones in Yunhai City, and the targets brought by other responsible persons may be strange. They are doing things, and you are here just to be pornographic?"

"You obviously don't understand domestic netizens."

They were arguing, and no one could come up with a good idea. They looked like they were staring at each other, waiting for a direct PK tomorrow.

But the PK system is high popularity versus low popularity, so that the strongest seeds can be avoided, preventing powerful players from meeting in advance.

This also means that if Honghong's performance is poor, in tomorrow's online voting session, the popularity will be at a disadvantage, and there is a great possibility that they will directly face those few high-ranking terrorist players.

Wu Panpan was suffering from a headache when she suddenly felt a slight tingling pain in her neck.

This is the strangeness in her neck, reminding her that it is a sign of the same kind nearby!
"This breath..."

Wu Panpan turned her head and looked at the super square not far away, the distance was no more than 200 meters, so she directly felt the explosive ghost energy fluctuations, like waves on the seashore, spreading wave after wave in all directions , gradually decays.

When she saw the billboard in the Super Plaza, her face suddenly sank.

"On the third floor of the Super Plaza, there is a mother and baby store and a children's playground..."

Liu Shu knew that Wu Panpan was the Madonna again, so he said helplessly, "You want to take care of it? If you meet Liu Yuming or Yin Sheng, are you sure we can deal with it? According to the rules, even if they kill the person in charge of the opponent, it is not an offense." Taboo."

"At least check it out!"

Liu Shu sat and raised his forehead, "My aunt, can you judge the situation? Those are all high-level monsters who want to ascend to the minor god rank. B-levels are everywhere, and A-levels are as numerous as dogs. Even if a peak A-level jumps out, I will It’s no surprise, and they’ll be even more powerful after tomorrow’s polls on the entire platform, and the traffic will be huge. With just the two of us, how can we fight against others! Plus that big beauty in sunglasses and red clothes? they?"

Wu Panpan bit her lip and said hesitantly, "Let's go to the mother and baby store and buy some things for future use, shall we?"

"?"

Liu Shu jumped up and nodded vigorously: "I promise to complete the task!" He chuckled, but a trace of worry flashed in his eyes.

then.

Wu Panpan told Hongmei to wait for them at the milk tea shop and never wander around.

Hongmei rested her chin, looked at her with a smile, and said softly: "If he doesn't come, I won't go anywhere. Are you going shopping?"

"It's..."

Wu Panpan originally wanted to talk about the mother and baby store.

But Liu Shu suddenly took the conversation, and hurriedly said: "Buy some small gifts for fans in the live broadcast tomorrow! You can't directly draw Ruanmei coins in the barrage lottery, that's against the law. Don't thank us, this is what the person in charge should do! "

Hongmei nodded thoughtfully. She took out a red string from her sleeve, opened her palm, and handed it to Wu Panpan.

She smiled and said: "Reciprocity, tie this up, it is my gift to you. With it, you are considered one of your own."

Wu Panpan raised the red knot on his wrist, which was simple but inexplicably beautiful, so he thanked Hongmei and smiled.

Then the two walked quickly towards the Super Plaza, heading straight for the place where the ghostly aura just erupted.

When they were far away, Hongmei took a sip of her milk tea and said to herself.

"If you don't have this thing, you will be in bad luck..."

……

Wu Panpan did not forget to call the photographer who was dozing off in the nanny's car. She understood that these weirdnesses would be slightly restrained in front of the camera.

For example, she once watched an American drama called "Black Robe Picket Team", in which there was a big villain named Motherlander, who did all kinds of evil and reckless actions, only in front of the audience would he show a vicious face, using his best Huya fake smile, enjoying the fans' pursuit and love.

If Superman's weakness is kryptonite, then the homelander's weakness is the camera.

"Start up early."

Wu Panpan has rich experience, she reminded the photographer, "You can shoot wherever there are many people later, remember!"

The photographer nodded nervously.

Boom-!
There was about three or four floors above the escalator, and suddenly there was a loud noise!
Wu Panpan was extremely anxious, and called Liu Shu and the photographer to speed up their pace, yelling to give way, and wanted to rush straight up from the escalator.But it was the weekend at this time, the crowd was bustling, and the escalator was full of people standing on the left and right, and no one took the initiative to avoid it.

There was no way, Wu Panpan stomped his feet, scratched his hair, then closed his eyes and yelled loudly.

"I was infected with moxa by my boyfriend, I'm going to fight him hard! If you don't get out of the way, don't blame me!"

Uproar——

The people on the escalator looked at this crazy woman in horror, rushed towards them, and hurriedly made a way out.Among them was a wise man who immediately pointed out an important flaw.

"Why are there two running with her?"

"A man of the same path, the one who suffers from silver, AOE accidental injury."

"hiss--"

Wu Panpan's face was feverish, and she endured countless strange glances, and finally brought Liu Shu and the others to the third floor.But this super commercial plaza is very large, there are four skylights in the center of the ring, another [-]-meter sprint, several turns, knocked over a small cart, skipped a cold drink stand, the closer, Wu Panpan The more disturbed I felt, I finally saw the source of the ghostly energy at the end of the fence.

Because of that direction, it happens to be a playground for children and a mother and child center!

The crowd was surrounded by something, and suddenly there was a scream!
"No, it's not good, go and have a look!" Wu Panpan was out of breath, her whole body was so sore, she struggled to gather her strength, and ran again!
And what made her heart tremble was not only the sudden scream, but also the increasingly intense fluctuations of ghost energy, as if the ghost feeder or Wei Wei was in an extremely unstable state of emotion, as if he would be at any time. Complete breakdown.

"what--!"

Women's screams, children's cries, all resounding!
Wu Panpan was extremely anxious, she pushed away the crowded people, and finally saw what happened in the crowd.

Is it weird and out of control killing people!
She didn't dare to think about that possibility, especially in such a place full of mothers and children.She gritted her teeth, the weirdness in her neck was waiting for an opportunity, ready to strike at any time!Trying to open his eyes wide, he looked into it.

First look.

"Huh? Looks familiar..."

second glance.

"It's over, the person in charge is from Longteng International! That group is seeded players, it is said that they are too strong..."

third eye.

"It's not people crying, it's ghosts howling?!"

bang.

Liu Shu and the photographer almost knocked Wu Panpan off his feet.The photographer supported the camera, Liu Shu turned over and got up, looked up and met Wu Panpan's surprised, frightened and incomprehensible eyes.She hesitated and pointed to the absolute protagonist in the crowd, and said...

"Look, I don't understand."

Liu Shu was full of question marks. "what!?"

He glanced at it, and immediately turned into a wood carving, and froze.

"It's so fucking weird..."

The photographer is also an old man from the Humanities Department. He has experienced strong winds and waves. Seeing the two of them making a fuss, he immediately laughed at these two young Chengfu. What kind of weirdness has he never seen?But in front of this camera lens, why don't you pretend to be a good student?
"No matter how to blame, I watch at least a hundred horror movies every year, and they can't scare me!"

The photographer smiled, holding up the lens and looking through the viewfinder.

"What the hell am I?"

In the eyes of normal people, what they see is completely different from the eyes of those who have been exposed to strange powers.

These new mothers gathered around a crying young girl.

The girl was crying miserably, wearing unfit men's clothes, like a tomboy, she kept touching between her legs, and muttered to herself frantically: "Where is that thing? Where is that thing? I am Who? Where am I... Hey, how can I still press it in? Is it a wound!"

In the eyes of Wu Panpan, Liu Shu and the photographer, the scene was much weirder.

I saw three ghosts with different abilities and terrifying shapes. The male ghost was pale, like a little girl who was being bullied, hiding in the corner of the wall shivering, and said with a miserable smile.

"Two monsters..."

"One is so big, one has many arms..."

"One holds me! The other touches and bullies me!"

"I'm a fucking ghost! Why! I'm not clean anymore..."

Next to it, an old lady holding scissors was weird, she seemed to be insane, and said with a strange smile: "Interesting, you will become a female ghost soon? Jie Jie Jie Jie, I will let the old man deliver the baby for you..."

There is also a strange, disheveled and dull-looking man, with his legs curled up and hiding in his cloak.

"I am the Great General..."

"It's not Mulan..."

Through the cloak, you can see this weird and beautiful face, with two lines of tears, washing your face with tears, it seems that you have completely lost your dignity as a weird one.

Wu Panpan and Liu Shu looked at each other, and saw the same shock in each other's eyes.

"That crying girl, if you're not mistaken in her clothes, it's Yunxiawen, right?"

"Um……"

"Yunxiawen is Yin Sheng, Mr. Gufeng, the girl's lover, right?"

"Um……"

"Then pinch the handle of his hand-cranked tractor?"

"The version is updated, and the environment is retired."

"It's so ruthless, even male ghosts are capable of attacking. I suspect that it was Mimeng from the underworld, the female boxing champion of the underworld..."

suddenly!

Wu Panpan suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen the mysterious assailant yet, looked at Liu Shu and the photographer in horror, and said, "Run!"

Both Liu Shu and the photographer's hair stood on end.

They are not afraid of death at all.

After all, as the person in charge of the Humanities Department, they have experienced many battles, and they have seen many horrors between life and death, and the loss of their heads is nothing but a scar the size of a bowl.But this ruthless method of going straight to the next three roads and exerting strength is indeed a bit of a breakthrough in psychological defense.

In other words, the defense was broken!
The two of them clutched their crotch until they ran out of the super commercial plaza, before exhaling slowly.

"It's scary."

"yes……"

"Even male ghosts are hard to escape. I'm afraid they won't be able to get along in the weird circle."

"I can't afford to lose this ghost."

"Then Yin Sheng probably lost his breeding rights permanently."

"Not necessarily."

"?"

……

In Tianmen City, the headquarters of the Humanities Department, the alarm bells are ringing!
In the office area of ​​the middle-level manager, from this moment on, the phone calls and various notification sounds have not stopped.

"Many players were secretly attacked!"

"The scene was extremely tragic, including the photographer, and there was no physical evidence!"

"The human settings collapsed, and some people's small god-level embryos exploded on the spot."

"The murderer's strange level is suspected to be very high. No clues have been found. We only know that one is very big and the other has many arms. There is no record in the archives! But the methods are very cruel. From the records of the contestants, we know that they have strong male characteristics. Extremely strong desire to attack! And all succeeded..."

The atmosphere in the office area suddenly spread strangely.

The leaders of several middle-level divisions looked at each other in blank dismay. From the disbelief at the beginning, to the live photos that filled the table... If they didn't know that these photos were of the contestants after they were attacked, they would have thought it was a fucking It was taken from which anti-pornography scene!
Wan Xin, deputy director of the Humanities Department, said in a deep voice.

"Did you find anything in common?"

"All, are you touching your crotch?"

Wan Xin almost got angry and shouted: "I watched all kinds of good crotch and bad crotch all night, don't mention this word to me again! I don't want to know whether those weird ones can have children, I will let him know Damn, I don't want to hear anyone with cerebral palsy suggesting to me...that the Intangible Cultural Heritage Contest be changed to If You Are the One's remedy!"

when!
He slammed the document down on the table.

Wan Xin gritted his teeth. "Before the official popularity vote during the day, hurry up and think of a way! The special operations team of the Humanities Department is obviously trying to grind foreign workers, and they dare not investigate this matter. Now the murderer cannot be caught. If this continues, our competition will really only be There are only female ghosts left! I can't allow this year's program to change from a competition of intangible cultural heritage to a fight between women! What about the culture? What about the background? What about the level?"

"But it's really fun for women to fight..."

"The attack was too sudden. The victims were the ones who were hit by the trick just as they felt cold underneath. It's very difficult to defend..."

"Deputy Director, I have a solution!"

Wan Xin looked at the person who made the sound, and asked, "Craftsman Wu, you are the best at making utensils, do you have any good ideas?"

With all eyes on him, the craftsman Wu took out a large ball of special yellow paper, folded it on the table, and quickly made a thick and solid sample, saying to himself: "Let the male contestants wear this spell armor, at least it can It has some early warning effect."

Charmed armor?

Everyone stared at the thing for a while, exchanged glances, and suddenly sighed helplessly.

"This thing is clearly a diaper..."

Wan Xin staggered, only feeling the darkness in front of his eyes.

(End of this chapter)