Weird internet celebrity company: female weird dressed as Two-dimensional

Chapter 173
After a tumultuous night of competition, the sun rose as usual.

Just like countless normal days and nights, people struggled to get out from the seal of the quilt amidst the sound of the alarm clock, bleary-eyed and struggling, with fragmented dreams still remaining in their minds. Take a pee, wash your face, and get on with the day.

High end apartment.

Zhang Xuehong was sitting on the toilet, breathing heavily, her eyes were blurred, she was still drowsy, she sniffed her fingers, it smelled bad.

He simply washed up, came to the kitchen, and planned to cut some pre-cooked rice cakes, holding the handle of the knife in one hand, and flipping through the news pushed by the phone with the other hand.

"A huge wildfire broke out in Australia, and more than [-] local residents disappeared..."

"Coal mines are facing shortages. Should people's livelihood electricity use give way to industrial electricity demand?"

"Experts suggest that the salary of the assembly line should not exceed 3000 yuan, otherwise the core competitiveness will be lost..."

"The Intangible Cultural Heritage Contest hosted by the Humanities Department of the Southeast District kicked off. More than a thousand contestants competed for the competition, which sparked a hot topic on the Internet. Click the link to receive and pay 200 yuan by letter. Check out the hot sale of the same item on Taobao... ..."

He was suffocated by watching the news, but when he saw Bing Xixi paying 200 yuan, he couldn't hold back his anger anymore!
Holding the table knife, the handle was originally cold, but there was an unbearable itching. He seemed to hear mosquitoes screaming, or choked on fluffy catkins, itchy!It's getting itchy!He stiffened his neck, and there seemed to be a sentence in his esophagus to fuck, and he held it at the root of his throat——Dang!The sound of chopping meat on the chopping board woke him up from his hallucinations, and he looked at the piece of rice cake that had been neatly cut and collapsed into two places, resembling gold coins, diamonds, exchange coupons and little mice that were all at the same time.

Some people say that the greatest thing about Bingxi is not to make industrial waste affordable for the poor, but to popularize the limit concept of infinite division of mathematics for more than one billion Chinese people.

He vented his anger with rice cakes.

At this moment, he suddenly remembered the "Intangible Cultural Heritage Competition" mentioned in the news...

Clicking on the link, the platform webpage came into view, Zhang Xuehong took a closer look, and was stunned for a moment: "Why are they all young ladies?"

He is the sage model in the morning, and he is not interested in the young lady.

The fewer male contestants, the more curious he was, so he casually clicked on a competition video with a male contestant on the cover.

With a simple and elegant soundtrack, a young man in folk costumes is dancing a difficult professional dance, with vigorous movements and a first-class visual experience.

But what Zhang Xuehong cares most about is not his appearance, nor his dance moves, and it is not even related to 99% of the elements in the video.But something is wrong with this kid somewhere?
His eyes were strange and suspicious.

Zhang Xuehong is in the business of adult health care products, so she is very sensitive to that.The curves of the contestants in the video are fake at a glance.The more it looks like the diapers of his five-year-old son who wets the bed...

The uninformed audience will probably think that this player has a lot of money.Only with his unique experience and profound experience can he distinguish the authenticity at a glance.

Zhang Xuehong frowned: "It's too nonsense, this is also a fake? I'm afraid it will be snatched by South Korea to apply for the world heritage."

Then, he clicked on the second video, and the young man in Hanfu showed up, with his chest straightened out, and Zhang Xuehong was stunned again!

He looked at the unnaturally abrupt curve somewhere inexplicably, and scratched his hair vigorously.

Jump back to the homepage and confirm the title of the page.

"It's a non-genetic inheritance competition, not a male ketone dating site... It doesn't make sense, why is another bird wearing a coat?"

Zhang Xuehong did not believe in evil anymore.

He clicked on the videos of the third, fourth, and tenth male contestants.The more he looked at it, the more shocking it became, and the more he looked at it, the more unbelievable it became, and Zhang Xuehong even had the illusion of doubting his life. He was thinking, did he burn too many cups selling cups just because he had to suffer such cruel pain today!
"It's so weird."

Zhang Xuehong folded her chest and fell into deep thought.

He recalled that the starting point of these videos was either a masculine and handsome guy, but the bulging place seemed to be a quick expansion.Or the "beautiful men" who are more feminine than women, no matter how big the dance and movements are, even if it is a difficult split, they are still as smooth as a mirror.

"Is this kind of special function considered intangible cultural heritage? Or is there a problem with my judgment? With my years of business experience in cooperating with Mr. Qing and Mr. Jia, I will not make such a low-level mistake... How is this thing better than modern young people? The XP is even more strange!"

At this time, the employee called.

"Mr. Zhang, the factory has come to press for payment again..."

Zhang Xuehong scolded: "What's the rush? It's not that I won't give them. It's not that the economy has been in recession recently. I have accumulated a large amount of goods. When the goods are approved and the payment is returned, I will call them immediately. These gangsters are urging their grandchildren! They I'm sorry, last time I customized the half-body mold, and reversed the upper and lower openings. Although the functions are similar, can't they tell the difference? I haven't asked them to settle accounts yet! Do you know that the mad otaku yelled You want to sue me for crimes against humanity, and those who punched Bibo and Xiaohongshu also want to sue me in the name of maliciously satirizing contemporary women?"

After hanging up the phone, he cursed for a long time with lingering anger.

Sitting in front of the computer, Zhang Xuehong was thinking about the payment in distress, and unconsciously clicked the mouse, and inadvertently clicked into the topic circle of the Intangible Genetics Inheritance Competition.

The topic circle is all about the discussion topic of this competition.

"Jimei, little brother No. 17 is really cool, much better than Pu Xinnan, the subordinate in my unit. The most important thing is, he is quite predictable! I want to pinch my legs!"

"No. 49 is more majestic, and it still has dimples when you smile!"

"Hey! This is an intangible cultural heritage competition. What are you discussing? Shouldn't you evaluate which contestant's skills and skills are outstanding? I disagree with the opinion upstairs. I think the male contestant No. 89 is definitely bigger. Bah, even better..."

Zhang Xuehong didn't take it seriously at first, men are mad at women, women are mad at men, this is the status quo of the Internet all over the world, what's so strange? The generation who invented the Internet 40 years ago could never have imagined that people in the future 40 years later would be doing great things with this invention that could change the world.

Until a button pops up in the lower right corner of the screen!
"Are you the owner of [Noriya] adult health products company, Mr. Zhang Xuehong? I heard that you have a large amount of goods that cannot be sold recently. I have a good idea to sell to you at a low price... I don’t know about non-genetics Cheng Da, have you heard about it?"

Zhang Xuehong was supposed to be a liar, he suddenly remembered, his expression changed.

"I've never fucking downloaded Koukou! Where did you get the Koukou notification? What the hell?"

Seeing ghosts but not seeing ghosts, Zhang Xuehong didn't care anymore.

Because this idea king who claimed to be Mr. W provided him with a very complete set of publicity plans, which were formulated around the "Intangible Genetic Inheritance Competition" in depth, ensuring that he could catch hot spots and would not violate the law and become a defendant.After he read a few lines, his hair stood up excitedly, and his back seemed to flow like an electric current, so excited that he couldn't control himself.

"Genius idea! It's extremely operable! Think about the comments of passers-by in the topic circle just now, there must be something wrong!"

Zhang Xuehong raised her arms and punched, jumped up from the chair, stepped on the chair with one foot, and hurriedly called the staff.

"Let the marketing department and the planning department all watch the video of the intangible cultural heritage competition carefully. Write down all the male contestants who look like they are bulging in diapers, and then post a message on the Internet. One counts as one, and one cannot be missing. How many people there are, let’s say that [Nioriya] will sign them all as the spokespersons of the big brand!”

"Boss, with such a big team, will the rest of the male players sue us? After all, it's embarrassing for everyone..."

"I can't wait for them to sue me. I'm going crazy with eight warehouses of aphrodisiac drugs! Besides, it's not the embarrassing one who is missing, but the one who jumps out and screams the loudest is the most embarrassing! Find a negative model as soon as possible, let's Just hit him once, no matter how anxious he is, he can't take off his pants to prove himself? We've already won too much!"

Under the arrangement of Zhang Xuehong, the Niaoya Company immediately started to operate at full capacity. He thanked Mr. W from the bottom of his heart, and replied by email.

"After the task is completed, the reward of 100 million yuan will be fully offered!"

However, this reply went nowhere, as if Mr. W had never appeared.

……

Tianmen City, the organizer of the Humanities Department, the office building.

Compared with the hustle and bustle of voices and the passionate atmosphere at the beginning of the competition, the Humanities Department now seems to have been poured with cold water. It is difficult but it has to bite the bullet and continue.

"All the spell armors have been handed out. Some male contestants chose to retire, and the rest wore them for safety."

Deputy Director Wan Xin's temples thumped non-stop when he heard this.

He is angry!

The competition has been held several times, but so far there has never been such a big disturbance.Counting over the past twenty years, the most serious one was that all the players except the champion were killed in battle. Everyone was shocked, but they finally accepted the ending.

The final winner is the investigator of the Thirteenth Bureau, and is the only investigator from the Thirteenth Bureau to send their investigators to participate.

Wan Xin still remembered the appearance of that contestant. She was tall, double-eyed, and her name was Yang Sihan. She was known as the head of the new generation of executive officers trained by Bureau [-], but for unknown reasons, this girl fell silent.She kept a low profile. Not only did she not participate in the selection of consuls within the Thirteenth Bureau, but now few people have heard of or seen her in person, and her power is still a secret until now.

Said to be the only one, because this session also has a seeded player in the [-]th inning, who is a strong contender for the championship.

He raised his forehead and said sternly: "No matter what, the competition must go on. The minor god-level ceremony in the southeast region must be firmly in our hands, and none of them can be lost! If there is no minor god-level ceremony, the Humanities Department will lose its interference The method of the strange forces has reduced to a fringe organization. At that time, everyone will be unlucky, and no one will be able to escape!"

Everyone understood, nodded vigorously, and exchanged glances.

At this time, someone came to report and whispered to Wan Xin.

"Liu Yuming from Paradise Media severely injured the courier who was delivering the talisman armor. He was very angry and tore things up..."

"He has reasons not to be afraid, and he doesn't need this kind of thing. After all, Paradise Media has really spent a lot of money because of that horrible weirdness protecting him." Deputy Director Wan waved his hand, not taking this matter to heart.

The visitor was solemn and nodded slowly.Everyone agrees that Liu Yuming is recognized as one of the strongest seeds in this tournament.

"After all, it's Liu Yuming. No matter how big an accident happens, it will be guaranteed by the top four."

"Even the mysterious attacker didn't dare to touch him, unless he was crazy, he would provoke the butcher..."

Before the meeting ended, Wanxin spoke resolutely.

"The Intangible Genetic Inheritance Competition is our most important task at this stage. No matter how much the price is paid, we must make the competition come to a successful conclusion! There are secret forces trying to make us fail, and want to scare us away with threats and intimidation. ! But, it is absolutely impossible!"

"Any filthy bug that tries to stop the Humanities Department is dead!!"

His voice was like thunder, and he stayed in the hall for a long time.

The meeting was played simultaneously in real time to the leaders of the four cities, and everyone had mixed opinions about it.

Wu Panpan put down the phone with a complicated expression, looked at Liu Shu, and sighed, "It's the first round where so many accidents happened. The deputy director never puts ordinary people in his eyes. Maybe in their eyes, these are Doesn't matter the price? It really hurts the innocent citizens of these cities."

Liu Shu still sees it very openly.

He shrugged and said: "Modern society has always been based on the sacrifice of a few people. Think about those dangerous industries in reality. You know that you will wear down your body and get occupational diseases, but you still have to do it? It's like some backward people. There is no education policy, no natural and land resources in the region, no chance for a smart mind to try and play, and in the end it can only do these dangerous and painful jobs and become an indispensable screw and lubricant for society .”

"It's like a human centipede, there will always be an unlucky guy who wants to be the last butt. Compared with the chaos caused by weird out-of-control, the current competition system is the least bad way. Every year, there are nearly a million people in China because of a small flu. death, tobacco and alcohol may cause more harm to human beings than weirdness. Unless there is a new force and a new belief to change and smash these old-fashioned interest pyramids, all this can be changed .Who will do it? Who has the power?"

Liu Shu tried to comfort Wu Panpan with reason.

Wu Panpan said in a low voice: "I feel very sorry for Boss Wei and Xiao Hong... especially Hong Hong. I want to explain to her, but I have no good way. I want her to get the reputation and treatment, and fear that she will be in danger because of us..."

She thought of her performance, establishment, and seriously ill mother, but her mood became even more depressed.

Just when two people toasted and drank and comforted each other.

The phone vibrated. It turned out that the latest situation of the voting on the second day, which was the audition day, was uploaded on the Internet.

They tacitly took out their mobile phones to watch at the same time, and then turned into big flowers at the same time, and sprayed the drink on the table, attracting the surrounding diners to watch in amazement, thinking it was the latest special PLAY invented by the young couple.

How can Wu Panpan care about the sorrow of spring and autumn.

Her eyes widened, she stared at the phone screen strangely, her face twitched, and it took her a long time to hold back a few words.

"No way……"

Liu Shu was also shocked. He was full of seeing through the fallacies of society and couldn't use them, because reality is often more magical than theory.

"Hot Internet topic search..."

"Big Bird Around Challenge..."

"Liu Yuming is at the bottom!?"

Wu Panpan and Liu Shu took a look at the rankings, all of them were male contestants in the Intangible Heritage Inheritance Competition in the Southeast Region.It turned out that the netizens on the Internet had keenly noticed the abnormalities of these male players. If it was normal, no one would pay special attention to this matter.

But with the thick spell armor, wearing loose trousers will be a little weird.As a result, heated discussions on this issue have been triggered, and Niaoya Company has added fuel to the flames, threatening to sign the top few contestants in the Zhuanzhuan Challenge as brand spokespersons.

Although those contestants quickly launched public relations and separated their relationship, they still caused an uproar on the Internet.

Everyone used a magnifying glass to examine the videos of the male contestants.

Finally, a heated discussion ensued.

One is why there are so many sissies in the Intangible Cultural Heritage Competition?

The second is which unlucky person is ranked last besides the motherfucker.

Because the popularity rate of the spell armor is too high, no pure man would dare to take such a big risk as long as he sees the plight of those attacked players.Therefore, Liu Yuming, who refused the spell armor, suddenly seemed a little too normal among this group of abnormal pure men.

Human is a visual animal, and the judgment of size depends on the comparison between the two.

Sadly, Liu Yuming became the basic object of comparison.

And what really made Liu Yuming completely break the circle was the official media's overnight post, saying that we should be vigilant against the aesthetics of sissy and resist the injustice of the Internet.In fact, these two incidents have little to do with Liu Yuming. He is a victim of Internet public opinion, but netizens are all fun people, so they can make reasonable associations.

In the second half of this year, Liu Yu, who was the first to be "named and praised" by the official media for being too young, became popular!
On the mainstream network, the somewhat niche Intangible Heritage Inheritance Contest became popular because of this!Many male players were overwhelmed and chose to retire.For the sake of the overall situation, Liu Yuming swallowed his anger, and for the sake of the little god, he forcibly endured it!
Compared with the hell mode of the male players, the female players are much more relaxed and happy.

The popular traffic has brought extraordinary vote advantages to the female contestants.And most of these traffic were attracted by the most handsome female contestants in the competition and became the biggest winners.

The fishing duo of Wu Panpan and Liu Shu, especially Liu Shu, was frightened by the weirdness of Shangchao's bastard.

Two pure bastards successfully advanced to the next level without making a sound!
Preliminary ranking...

"Nineteen?!"

The two stared dumbfounded at the rankings that were still rising, a little suspicious that they were dead.Normally, in a competition, the person in charge leads the contestants away, but Hong Hong is dragging two soy sauce bottles, rushing all the way in the direction of promotion!

"Is this the promotion?" Wu Panpan scratched his hair, happy and confused.

She found that she suddenly couldn't understand the domestic Internet.

At night.

Honghong's final ranking stopped at No.7, and she successfully advanced to the top 128!Just when Wu Panpan was planning to investigate the opponents in the first round, she received news that the top 128 opponents had withdrawn from the competition.

Wu Panpan was stunned, and he couldn't understand: "What's going on? The promotion quota is so precious, why did you retire?"

The leader of the middle-level department of the Humanities Department was silent, and spoke heavily.

"The one who retired was a male player, um, he used to be. It is said that he plans to switch careers to become a welfare girl on the Internet. There is no way, it needs to be popular."

Wu Panpan: "?"

Liu Shu: "!"

Seeing that the two of them were silent, the leader of the middle-level department said to himself, "We're in the top 64, if we try harder to make it to the top 32, even if there is half a successor in the top 32, then I have a reason to save your establishment at the annual meeting." , The opponent for this round has been sent to you, before the location is drawn tomorrow, find a way to pass the last hurdle."

Wu Panpan was overjoyed, she wanted to find Honghong, hug her and kiss her hard.But when she saw the top 64 opponents sent by the leader, she raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Is it Yu Hao's group, a coincidence? Or intentional?"

Yu Hao peeped at Wu Panpan's plan, and had planned it long ago.Moreover, his strength is hidden, insidious and cunning, and he will resort to extreme measures if he is not complete.

"No! Find Wei Kun and Xiao Hong as soon as possible!"

Wu Panpan clenched his fists and murmured: "They are just ordinary people, don't let anything happen to me..."

　Probably one more chapter to post later.

　　(Continued at 1:53 in the second half of the night) Lao Hei drank some wine during the festival at night, and only wrote a 5k, and then kept typing the outline, because the plot is finally going to advance to the core design of the first volume, the mood is very excited, filling A lot of interesting details, Chapter 2 pigeons, these days make up, begging for forgiveness, moving + mid-autumn festival will affect the state too much, try to save the manuscript in the future!
　　For the sake of asking for leave for the 5k update... Please forgive me, Wan Geng has to insist, after all, I live in the attic, hey...

　　
　
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