Weird internet celebrity company: female weird dressed as Two-dimensional

He is more humorous and easy-going than Wei Kun imagined, and his conversation is sonorous and frustrating. Compared with a cultural master, he is more like a veteran who has not yet experienced the battle.

The decoration and furnishings imitating the Tang Dynasty in the room always attracted Wei Kun's attention. Even if he concentrated his thoughts again and again, he couldn't help but be attracted by the things full of artistic beauty and temperament of the Tang Dynasty, especially the dazzling array of fine brushwork with the same characters. Portraiture draws away thoughts.

"This old Mr. Qiu, I'm afraid he is not a fanatic fan of an ancient celebrity..."

Qiu Banshan brewed Kung Fu tea for Wei Kun with his own hands, Wuyi Dahongpao, the fragrance is compelling.

The ease and comfort of drinking tea dilutes the solemnity and utilitarianism.

Qiu Banshan put his hands on his knees, and his straight waist looked like a folding mobile phone folded in half.Wei Kun couldn't see what software was installed in his old system with a sense of the times.

"This is an important event for me, for you, and for Xiao Hong."

After raising the teacup for a while, Qiu Banshan said leisurely.

"I, make up for regrets, and end my life."

"You, ride the wind and gain fame and fortune."

"She is astonishing to the world, and she is peerless... In short, I can't thank you enough."

Wei Kun chuckled, he didn't want to make the atmosphere too solemn, so he said: "Old man, isn't it so exaggerated? I contribute to others, and you contribute to what you like. It doesn't matter who thanks whom or owes whom. What's more Besides, Xiaoying helped me a lot in the past—"

"Xiaoying?"

Qiu Banshan blew on his beard, "Your name is kind! If I didn't know everything about this naughty daughter, I wouldn't be able to go out on two legs today!" When it came to the topic of their daughter being raped by a pig, the fathers behaved almost the same of.

This little joke made the two of them look at each other and laugh aloud, they stopped putting on airs.

In fact, the well-known Mr. Qiu, he is always called a living fossil in the cultural world of Shanghai, and it is rumored that he has a bad temper and is an old antique, but now it seems more like a rumor, he should be called an old naughty boy who loves to joke and has an old heart. .

If it weren't for this, it would be impossible to teach Qiu Yunying's own daughter who is out of character and carefree.

Just laugh.

Qiu Banshan tightened his expression, put down the teacup lightly, and knocked out a crisp sound.

winter.

He looked up.

"I beg you, old man, help me convince Xiao Hong—on the seventh day, I want a perfect fashion exhibition, perfection means perfection, and I want the world to see with their own eyes that magnificent and shocking dress." Yan!"

"You, can you do it!"

Wei Kun was stunned, he didn't react.After thinking about it for a while, he remembered a crucial detail that he had forgotten.

red...

From the first live broadcast to now, she has never shown her complete appearance in front of the world!

Even her stand-in matchmaker, because she inherited some of Honghong's characteristics, usually wears the pair of sunglasses that cover most of her face.Hong Niang explained to Wei Kun that if she was caught in the eyes by someone, she couldn't help but attack them.The matchmaker's trick is "red rope".

It was precisely because of this that Director Jin was poisoned by the prickly pear.

Wei Kun is used to getting along with Hong Hong, and has long been used to her beautiful deep purple eyes that are as mysterious as the sea of ​​stars.It has the highest level of tolerance for Wei Kun, not because of the long-term love, but because it can distinguish the essential difference between a full meal and a full meal.

...

'How could I have forgotten this...'

He expressed his embarrassment, and from the corner of his eye, he noticed the hopeful eyes of Mr. Qiu Banshan, and also noticed the various medicines placed on the table in the room... Among them, Wei Kun recognized a medicine called gefitinib, which was lung cancer. Late targeted drugs.

Qiu Banshan pretended to be strong, but his disordered and obscure chest and lung breathing couldn't hide Wei Kun's ghost voice at all.

Time is running out for this old gentleman who is well-known in China and once represented China in the forefront of European culture.

He saw Wei Kun and said nothing for a long time.

The eyes dimmed in an instant, as if immediately clouded, and the temperament of the whole person aged in an instant, like a shriveled balloon.

"It's okay."

"I talked to Ms. Xiao Hong earlier, she is also hesitant like you, I understand. Let me take it as a presumptuous one. In fact, I have already seen that Xiao Hong is not as chasing after fame as ordinary female stars and models. Li, she is the purest little girl I have ever seen. The fashion industry and the public world are a big dye house, and I sometimes regret it, isn't it too much to make decisions for her on my own?"

Wei Kun didn't have the heart to tell Qiu Banshan what the matchmaker had done.

He still feels sorry for Shi Haocong.After all, it is really not something one person can do to tie Cai Meijuan, a source of spiritual pollution like Cthulhu's degeneration, to someone's arm.

Out of guilt for cheating the old man.

And some kind of strange thought.

Wei Kun hesitated for a moment, and said: "Master, I can help you with this matter... But there is a problem, I think it is necessary to say it..."

"Did you know that some people were snooping or spying on something you had?"

It matters a lot.

Wei Kun decided to reveal some secrets of Baoguang Pagoda and Ruya Shrine to Qiu Banshan, which was also a spy for him.

Unexpectedly, Qiu Banshan regained his spirit and smiled without any surprise.

"Some thieves want to use Fashion Week to take advantage of me, an old man. Of course I know what they want... It's just a dead man's stuff!"

Wei Kun was confused.

dead?

There is no strange aura to be seen in this old man, either he has the hidden power comparable to a ghost company, or he has received a warning from the True Thought School, so he is considered half an insider in the strange world.If this is the case, then Lieutenant Colonel Wei needs to talk to the old man about security issues——

Qiu Banshan clapped his hands, and the curtain of the mysterious showcase behind him suddenly opened!It was a microcosmically reduced fake landscape.

The Great Buddha bursting into the sky!

The magnificent heaven and the mighty Tianshu!
If the Heavenly Palace is the Vientiane Shrine!

And a stele of empress Wu with a phoenix on the dragon and the sun and the moon in the sky!
In the center of these microscopic landscapes, surrounded by stars and the moon, is a gold-red phoenix robe with thousands of silkworm threads tattooed with ten thousand characters, treasure faces, peonies, pine and cranes!
"Hundred birds facing the phoenix and golden Zhao Zhou Wupao!"

Qiu Banshan was satisfied with Wei Kun's stunned and shocked expression, stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "This is my Qiu family's rare treasure! It was designed and restored with 20 years of careful planning and repaired by Emperor Wu of Heaven!"

...

Wei Kun was startled.

This thing...was called "ghost wedding dress" by Tomokazu Higashino?The legendary S-class monster?
"It's useless for me to keep it. This treasure should shine in the hands of its true owner!" When he spoke, Mr. Qiu was like a loyal fan of Wu Zetian, his face flushed, and he said firmly.

"If Honghong agrees, why not send her off? I have no regrets in dying!"

……

"Did I tell you that my dad has Wu Zetian's pain clothes?"

Qiu Yunying glanced at Wei Kun.

Wei Kun's mind is still hazy, he used time to go back and confirm it up close, the phoenix robe is full of ghosts and mysterious material, [-]% is the mysterious "ghost wedding dress"!
But when did Wu Zetian get involved with ghosts?

Doesn't her old man believe in Buddhism?
Hearing Qiu Yunying's words, Wei Kun turned around with a stiff neck. "What is a pain garment? The one with barbs?"

"He...tui!"

Qiu Yunying disdains.

"It's a pity that you still do Two-dimensional edge rubbing. Pain clothes are dead house clothes with Two-dimensional characters printed on them."

Wei Kun wondered: "Wu Zetian counts as Two-dimensional?"

"Qin Shihuang counts, why does Wu Zetian count? Sexism, you?"

"You have gained the power of this punch for ten years. Let me slow down and wake up... After a long time, Mr. Qiu participated in the fashion week just to show off his real figure of Empress Wu!?"

"What else? My dad is crazy, risking losing his fortune at the end of the festival to compete with a group of young designers for headlines?"

Wei Kun suddenly fell silent.

It was hard for him to imagine that scene.

The Baoguang Pagoda, Ruya Shrine and the others are almost out of their minds. They were pulling their hair out when they suddenly realized, oh, it turns out that this is an old man showing off a real person.

so fun! (Seat map.jpg)

Wei Kun felt a little ironic.

What kind of conspiracy, what kind of trick, it's just a prank by an old urchin who wanted the world to meet his idol before he died.

Whether it is the launch of the domestic Zhennian School or the overreaction of those strange forces abroad, it now seems like a large-scale reality show, but it is just an act of fighting for fame and fortune through righteousness.

There are too many patriotic businesses in this world, and they are so easy to do.

"It's a good thing they didn't get involved."

Wei Kun shook his head. Fortunately, his salty fish mentality was not used as a gun by various forces.He wanted to collect a few strange ones to make them into ghost tears, but why is the strange one so easy to find?Each hides deeper than a mouse hole!
If it hadn't been for the human barriers of those ghost models to rupture and fall into the lake on the spot, Wei Kun would not have been able to track them down.

Even so, he was still extremely cautious, and for fear of being exposed, he planted the blame on his brother-in-law Tomokazu Higashino, who had fled far away in Japan.If the ability of the red thread is discovered, Wei Kun can guarantee that in the next second, there will be ten more great gods waiting for him on his bed.

"Be low-key, be careful, develop slowly... But how can Hong Hong or Hong Mei show their true colors?"

Wei Kun thought about it.

……

Fourth day.

Qiu Yunying led her exhibitor team to the stage.

With the lessons of the third day, many teams have learned to behave.If you don't engage in beautiful beauties, you can always follow the politically correct line, right?

...

Qiu Yunying deeply implemented this idea.

For this reason, she finds Shi Haocong and invites the legendary Cthulhu in women's clothing - the royal fairy Cai Meijuan.

Wei Kun was not at the scene that day.

He also heard later that the Spanish master Ben Barnes, known as the "Golden Dream", threw away his walking stick in fright, foamed at the mouth on the spot, and was sent to the People's Hospital of Modu.

Cui Ji vomited loudly, loudly denouncing this as a horrible act.

The scarf, the little green book, and the bean paste frightenedly announced that they would cut off the marriage with Cai Meijuan. The so-called "sister is absolutely beautiful when she loses weight", the premise is that this thing is a human being, not a tiger tank that was severely punched by Optimus Prime .

On that day, there was a weird headline in the domestic hot search "59 rear-end rear-end surprises the magic city", which confused many people. Only a few netizens who clicked on it regretted that they had a pair of eyes.

In line with whoever votes for, you can't vote for the cosmic truth of this thing.

In addition, Qiu Yunying specially brought it as the background of the catwalk "Ladies Washing Shaves" because it is so beautiful...

On the fourth day, Nam Goryeo somehow won a Grand Show medal.

On the contrary, this deepened their belief that Hua Guo was maliciously phishing!
Dongpu also recovered.

Why is the True Thought School not panicking at all?
Those guys from Dongye seem to have run away first!That must be a problem! 100% trap!Didn't you see that the representative of South Korea laughed as if he was crying when he came to the stage to accept the award?
that's it.

Under the tacit cooperation of South Korea's collective failure, Dongying's preparations to run away, and the domestic big one coming soon, no one will show up, and the "awakening wave" led by Cui Ji.

On the fifth day, Nan Gaoli stopped painting makeup, and it was so bad that it won two consecutive victories.

On the sixth day, Dongying won the second grand show medal by virtue of Yamato-style buck teeth and American style.

The three-party score came to a weird "2:2:2"...

The True Thought School is really not panicking.

But dare not!

They want to raise their arms, shout the slogan of revitalizing Chinese culture, and secure the victory in advance under the leadership of the domestic team.But the current Asian Fashion Week is purely a "dark forest".

High-ranking scholars of the School of True Thought even wondered whether "political correctness" was developed by Europe and the United States specifically to restrain the weird strategic nuclear deterrence?

After thinking about it, it seems that it is really possible!

The results of any previous day are irrelevant.

All the key points, victory and defeat, are concentrated on the last day that everyone is looking forward to, the seventh day, the theme day of "Ancient Times"!
……

Gu Hye-sun looked at the panic-stricken man in front of him, one of the best fashion designers of the new generation in South Korea, the last disciple of national master Li Mingzhen, Li Xiying...

Her tone was flat, but threatening.

"You have nothing to lose. I want you to speak out on the last day, and pull down Qiu Banshan, the key figure on the seventh day, and Hong Hong, the so-called finale artist!"

Li Xiying did not have the courage to refuse.

He stared at Gu Hye-sun's ghostly right arm, swallowing his saliva with difficulty mixed with fear and shock.

"I, what should I do?"

...

"Return to Qiu Banshan everything that Cui Ji did to you. His royal model must be very beautiful, too? This fashion week has gone crazy, those women who are jealous like evil spirits,
And the judges kidnapped by political correctness, these are all your help - you are a victim, your words will be a powerful fuse, our people and all media will cooperate with you. "

……

"Ms. Cui Ji, with this valuable qualification, your confidence in running for the district councilor will be greatly increased!"

The campaign assistant excitedly reported on Cui Ji's popularity and popularity in the beautiful country.

"The pride of those East Asians is really a weakness that is easy to exploit..."

Twiggy in the mirror showed a masterful smile.

She didn't say that on impulse at such an important occasion as fashion week.Revenge on the authority group that has shaped her entire career is just a by-product.

Cui Ji's real purpose is to grab "points" for herself to run for parliament.

Perhaps, no one can find evidence that she is one of the behind-the-scenes forces behind the infighting among East Asia and East Asia during the Asian Fashion Week.

But she must be the final winner.

Just like every public figure who has stepped into politics from other fields, such as Kennedy, the Terminator, Mr. Driver, or the recently enlightened Xiao Li, always has to manipulate some sensitive political issues to elevate his identity and gain A valuable ticket to get involved in political circles.

"There's only one last step left."

Cui Ji was very satisfied with her appearance and makeup, she looked at the sapphire necklace on her chest, and said slowly: "The previous small role was just an appetizer, and the Iron Throne needs more valuable blood... I remembered a little guy, He made me very unhappy..."

She suddenly looked at the campaign assistant.

"Happiness Mutual Entertainment, and the Qiu Group is a cooperative relationship between the bottom and the top, right?"

"Ma'am, it's like this in the information."

Cui Ji paused, as if she could see Wei Kun's handsome face in the mirror, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up.

"...Then, I will definitely be able to teach him an unforgettable and unforgettable lesson. I'm sorry, cute little guy, although I don't like it... It affects the innocent."

She dialed a phone number.

"Mr. Geng."

"You are responsible for Huaguo's defeat in the past few days."

"No, I'm not blaming you, but everyone wants to make you miserable. Think about it, will the Qiu Group find a scapegoat with a foreign surname? After all, there is nothing more important than Mr. Qiu's reputation. Don't forget Yes, your opponent is his blood descendant. Before 6:[-] tomorrow morning, I need a smart answer..."

"--All."

The other end of the phone hung up in a panic.

Twiggy nodded in satisfaction, and tied her hair behind her ears into a sexy ponytail.She faced the mirror and smiled slightly, as if she was still the same as decades ago...

Fabulous.