Ten thousand I am across the heavens

Chapter 1743 Your mobile terminal is a bit unreliable

Hao Ren's ability to introduce himself and his bad mouth were indeed in perfect harmony with his goddess. When Lily heard her owner introduce herself like this, she immediately became excited.

"What do you mean you should get along with me the same way you get along with a husky? I'm much smarter than a husky. Well, at least I won't destroy the house, and I won't tell you that it's the hand that moves on the ceiling." You can tell from what she said. This guy is only slightly smarter than a husky.

"Ahem, it's okay, don't mind it, she's usually like this. This is Nangong Wuyue, her race is a mermaid, when she's at home, she usually appears in human form. But if there are any strange creatures in the house in the future, don't doubt it, nine times out of ten it's her.

It is not the same as in the legends. The sirens not only have mermaid forms, but also sea snake forms and even mantis shrimp forms. According to him, water has no fixed form. They can change into anything that is soaked in water. It is said that they can even change into battleships that once sank to the bottom of the sea, but I have never seen this before. "

Lan Nuo turned his head and looked towards the kitchen. He immediately saw a scene that made his eyes go dark.

Nangong Wuyue with long, moist hair was seen unbuttoning the bottom two buttons of her shirt. She tied the shirt into a knot at her chest, turning it into a belly-baring outfit, revealing her flat, round belly. This should have been an exciting scene, but it turned into a thriller the next moment.

Nangong Wuyue picked up green onions, potatoes and other vegetables and put them on his smooth and flat belly. Then his belly was like flowing water. It not only flowed, but also became transparent. All kinds of vegetables and fruits were thrown into his stomach. Then, in the liquid stomach, it was like being thrown into a drum washing machine, rolling rapidly. After a moment, it was washed clean. He vomited it all out of his stomach and threw it next to Vivian who was cooking. By the way, he also turned on the faucet to pour out the dirty water in his stomach, and absorbed the water in the faucet like blowing a balloon, and restored his original body shape.

Lan Nuo: ""

"No? Is this how you wash vegetables at home?"

Hao Ren scratched his head: "It is indeed like this after Wu Yue came. This is basically how we wash dishes at home. If it is not close-fitting clothes, Wu Yue can help, but you should wash your socks and underwear yourself, otherwise you may be suffocated by Wu Yue."

"Oh, and there's the little mermaid in this pot. Her name is Doudou and she's just been born. According to the goddess, she's the last surviving life in her universe, so we have to take good care of her.

Doudou is afraid of cold but not heat. Once the temperature drops below zero, Doudou will hibernate. On the contrary, being in boiling water does not affect Doudou's survival at all. On weekdays, she likes to eat things like chopsticks, and all things made of bamboo and wood. But remember to watch her and don't let her eat those colorful prints, as the ink on them may be bad for her health. Also, try to feed her on time and develop a habit of regular eating. "

Lan Nuo thought for a moment and said, "Is it because alien creatures also need a regular schedule?"

"No, it's mainly because he doesn't develop the habit of eating on time. This little guy always likes to get some snacks. He gnawed the head of the table before. You saw the bite marks on the table legs. Don't blame Lily, otherwise she will bite you. If there are bite marks on the table, it is most likely that Doudou gnawed it. If you don't feed this little guy on time, God knows what he will gnaw on. I've seen him gnaw on wires and gas tanks before."

Lan Nuo: "..."

With this habit of welding detonators and sawing light bulbs, it is really not easy for it to live to this age. If it really chews the high-voltage wires one day, it will really become a grilled fish.

When Lan Nuo was thinking about how to live in harmony with this family, a kitten jumped onto the table and sneakily crawled towards the pot on the table. The pot contained the little mermaid. The sneaky look made people wonder if it would crawl over to steal the fish.

However, what was surprising was that the kitten not only did not eat the mermaid in the pot, but instead humbly opened its mouth and put the half-broken chopstick in its mouth into the pot. It watched the mermaid pick up the chopsticks and eat with relish, then it meowed and quickly ran away.

"This is Gun, a member of the family. Gun was beaten by Doudou before, and he still hasn't recovered. He still doesn't dare to eat fish. Every time he sees a fish, he has to test it for a long time to see if the fish will jump up and hit him. There is also a restraint chain in our family. Lily is afraid of Gun, and Gun is afraid of Doudou. To be honest, I still don't understand why you, a husky spirit, are afraid of cats?"

Lan Nuo no longer wanted to find out why the cat yelled get lost. If he really wanted to complain about this family, he would have nothing else to do for the whole day.

"You've gotten to know everyone in the family, right? Do you have any luggage? Do you need my help moving it? Stay in the attic first. I'll help you find some extra blankets. If you need anything, you can come to me."

"Oh, by the way, I do have something to ask." Lan Nuo quickly took out the civilian terminal from his pocket, which was like an elongated hexagonal terminal. It looked like a miniature coffin. Although most of the civilian products of the empire were fool-proof, he still couldn't figure out the operating logic after studying it for a long time: "Can you help me figure out how to turn this thing on? There are no buttons on it. I don't quite understand what kind of operating logic the person who designed this thing was going to design?"

As soon as Hao Ren saw the coffin-like design of this thing, he knew it was definitely a product of the Empire. So he took it in his hand and studied it for a long time: "It's okay, you don't have to worry. I am an imperial censor after all. Although I am an apprentice-level temporary worker, the Empire's equipment... Oh, fuck, how do I use this thing?"

  After he finished bragging, he realized that he had no idea how to use the empire's civilian equipment.

At this moment, a mobile terminal that also looked like a brick flew out of his pocket, and the same voice as that of the Shunzi goddess spoke: "Move aside, let me take a look. Oh, it turns out to be a low-end civilian model, a mass-produced machine without even advanced artificial intelligence. Let me take a look. It seems that it is out of power. It's okay. The charging of Empire equipment is quite convenient. If it is out of power, just put it in the sun for a while. If you think it's too slow, throw this thing on the gas stove where the bat spirit cooks downstairs. It should be fully charged in the time it takes to cook. Of course, if you don't mind the trouble, you can hold it in your hand and dance a section of The Times Calling, or go out and dance square dance with the square dance aunties for an afternoon. I guess an afternoon is enough for it to be fully charged."

Lan Nuo: "..."

The design of the imperial device is really unique. After thinking about it, he really threw this thing into the gas stove. The mobile terminal used by the examiner is many levels higher than civilian equipment, and the artificial intelligence used is close to strong artificial intelligence and has its own wisdom. Generally speaking, it is still relatively reliable.

Vivian was cooking and saw such a thing thrown into the gas stove, but she didn't pay much attention to it. She was already somewhat accustomed to the strange things produced by the empire. However, she found something was wrong while cooking: "Wait a minute, didn't I turn on the high heat? Why does it feel wrong? The temperature is not even as high as the low heat!" It was obvious that the terminal was charging and directly drew away all the heat energy.

Vivian had no choice but to change the gas stove, but looking at the gas stove next to it that was burning dry, she always had the urge to reach out and turn off the gas.

"How much does it cost to keep the gas stove on like this? A can of gas is so expensive!" Life is like Vivian, the embodiment of poverty. The degree to which she knows how to live is beyond the imagination of ordinary people. She knows how to save more than many old men and women who have come from poor days. She is ready to communicate with her new tenant to ask if she can use solar energy to charge the terminal in the future to avoid wasting the earth's precious fossil energy.

Well, the energy efficiency of the Empire's equipment is still very high, and the flame returned to its original temperature after a while. Vivian quickly turned off the gas stove and reached out to touch the civilian terminal. She found that it was only warm and not hot. "Upstairs, your cell phones are charged! When can I have my own cell phone?"

When Vivian thought of this, her expression suddenly fell. With her fortune, she had basically nothing to do with money in her life. She had to be accompanied by Lily when she went out to buy groceries, otherwise the money in her pocket would be lost before she even reached the door of the vegetable store. This kind of poverty was basically at the level of the will of the universe. If this person had a mobile phone in his pocket, he would probably throw it away in a minute.

Hao Ren was also a little embarrassed. It was only then that he realized that he had no effective means of contacting his tenants. Except for Lily and May, Y'zaks and Vivian did not have cell phones. If these two got lost outside their home, he would not know how to find them.

Lan Nuo finally got the terminal he had been dreaming about. After fully charging it, it finally turned on. It was just as the Empire had described. All civilian devices were fool-proof. The operating logic was simpler than a smartphone. Although the built-in artificial intelligence level was low, it was much smarter than Siri. At least it could understand human language. If you didn't know how to operate it, or if you wanted a function, you could just ask.

"Can the terminal help me check the learning materials that the goddess downloaded from the system before? I want to learn the basics of the empire."

"We are searching for you. Would you like to display the book catalogue?"

Lan Nuo nodded, but before he could say anything, the book catalogue was displayed.

Then he saw a bunch of content that destroyed his worldview.

《The Complete Guide to Calming the Nerves and Restoring the Fetus》

How to Recycle the Empire's Old Spaceships

Empire Star Railroad Racing Guide

"Postpartum Care of Sows"

List of Emergency Edible Organisms in the Empire

100 cooking methods of local black wild boar

Lan Nuo: "..."

"No? What are the contents of the books that the goddess installed for me? Are you sure these things are the contents of the basic education of the empire?"

Lan Nuo was confused and upset when facing the pile of incomprehensible things on his mobile terminal. He originally wanted to take this opportunity to learn the basic knowledge of the empire, the rules of this universe, and build up a comprehensive understanding of the worldview of this universe. However, the books stored on his mobile terminal turned out to be all these strange things.

At this time, Hao Ren's mobile terminal flew over in flight mode, circled the brick on the ground for a few times, and flickered blue light helplessly: "Your terminal has obviously been adjusted by the goddess. That girl is a mechanical idiot who can break all mechanical equipment. Even a machine with only one button, she can't understand how to use it.

I guess all these messy things in your phone were downloaded by her. This phone was also like this at the beginning. I restarted it and restored it to factory settings. It took me a long time to barely restore it to normal function. Let me see if I can help you flash the phone. If not, you can only reinstall the system. The things downloaded by the goddess have very high permissions and cannot be deleted under normal circumstances. Even for imperial civilian equipment, the internal storage space is extremely large. Looking at the situation where the memory is about to explode, I estimate that with the amount of junk information you have, basically only reinstalling the system can save it.

If you really want to learn something, just go online on the local universe channel. If you know a little about how to use a computer, you can search for useful information on it. Basically, anyone with a normal IQ is more reliable than that goddess."

As soon as the data terminal finished speaking, a loud thunder suddenly exploded in the originally clear sky, causing the data terminal to shut up immediately.

"No? Is our goddess so petty? She will be struck by lightning if she says something bad about her behind her back?"

"No, Goddess Shunzi is very kind-hearted. Even if you criticize her in person, she will at most kick you out. You are not allowed to eat at the table. But the heavenly punishment is an automatic mechanism. Even if the goddess herself doesn't care, she will still carry it out. It is the most suitable for supervising those who don't know how to control their words."

Lan Nuo: "..."

  Aren't you talking about yourself?

The data terminal helped him toss around for a long time, and Lan Nuo finally fixed the terminal at hand. He finally connected to the local universe channel, which made him feel like the village was connected to the Internet and burst into tears. In the local universe, this broken place, Earth, can only be regarded as a small place like the junction of urban and rural areas, and is basically no different from the location of Hao Ren's home. But once it is connected to the local universe channel, it will be lively.

[To be continued]

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