What kind of job do you play like this?go home and raise pigs

Chapter 489 I wunder fermented bean curd, so letme be my fermented bean curd?
"Ahem, hello, everyone. I'm UR's mid laner Showmaker, Xu Xiu. You can just call me Showmaker."

The dark camera suddenly opened, and Xu Xiu held the camera in his hand, pretending to be serious.

"Just kidding, don't mind."

He smiled dryly,

"Many fans are concerned about our safety at MSI. In fact, this...don't worry, the last fire was really just an accident."

"Okay, then I'll take you to the training room now."

Xu Xiu took the camera and walked to UR's current temporary training room.

"Viper, say hello to the fans."

He patted the viper who was sinking his head into rank.

"Ah! Can this Q be played like this? Oh? Oh, what are you playing with, you son of a bitch? Jin Jia...can't take it anymore, is the [-]-point master in Hanbok like this now?!"

Viper was outputting to the auxiliary justice and didn't hear it at all.

Xu Xiu coughed, "This is all the effect of the show. In fact, the viper contestant is a very gentle and taciturn contestant in private."

He patted viper again, leaned over to take off his earphones, and whispered.

"Be careful! I'm shooting a vlog for fans now."

Viper's expression changed slightly, he turned his head, and put on a business smile in a second.

"Ani Aceyo, I'm UR's AD player viper, and my name is Park Do-hyun."

Xu Xiu covered her face.

"Your smile is too fake!"

"Brother Xiu, don't worry too much, the fans will be happy to see me full of energy."

Viper waved his hand.

Xu Xiu couldn't complain.

Could it be said that spraying teammates has become full of energy?
It would be better to have less energy like this.

"Okay, viper player, what do you think about this trip to MSI?"

He decided to bring the topic back.

"Idea? You mean?"

Viper touched his head.

"I feel that the game on the field is a bit boring. The brothers are too fierce. It is not my turn to exert strength at all."

This is the truth.

It is now the second day after the group stage has been fully concluded.

Tomorrow is the knockout round.

UR undoubtedly won the line and got the priority to choose the side.

Of course, Viper also appeared in successive group matches, but his feeling is really two words: boring.

Too fast, really too fast.

When Ueno and Ueno are playing games, kill the fastest ones!
He hasn't developed a single AD, and his teammates have almost killed the opponent.

In fact, even EDG, a team at the same level as UR, does not have the effect of UR.

Because the Ue Nakano of UR are all kings of abuse.

Not to mention Xu Xiu, as long as the mid laner is weaker than him, he can really make the opponent feel disgusted.

Although he showed signs, danced, and abused the spring.

But he is a good boy.

At least Xu Xiu thought so.

Canyon's abuse of food is more exaggerated than Xu Xiu's. He often invades at the first level. After playing a hero like Leopard Girl, he doesn't treat the opponent's jungler as a human at all.

What is the level of Canyon's wild core when it plays well?

Kanavi, who is also known as being good at wild core, is mentally retarded.

Turning peanut back for 10 minutes is only level [-], swimming dragons between the first tower and the second tower on the opposite side.

This kind of Canyon, when encountering the junglers in Europe and America, directly broke the defense for the junglers in Europe and America.

Except for jankos who can barely resist, everyone else will die.

And the order...

Xu Ruoguang.

This one is more heavyweight.

Since Xu Ruoguang's debut, the only point he has been criticized for is that he killed too hard.

It doesn't matter if the opponent is a veteran top laner who has been famous for many years, or an ignorant new top laner.

Sorry, everyone is treated equally.

The main thing is to be serious.

In the five years since his debut, countless top laners have been retired by him.

Especially in Europe and America.

Every time the world championship ends, there will always be rumors that a certain player has suffered a huge blow, his heart is broken, and he wants to retire after losing the highlight in his eyes.

Then ask why you retired.

Well, it's all because he was killed by Emporer and broke the defense.

Now Xu Ruoguang is already fond of mentioning the title of "European and American top laner terminator" in Europe and America.

G2 has tweeted about this, above is a picture.

Xu Ruoguang, who was P onto the Terminator T800, was smiling.

Below is a line of text.

"Next Season, I Will Be Back."

I will be back next season.

What stands out is an abstraction.

Viper's words are not an exaggeration.

Xu Xiu fell into deep thought.

"Is it possible that you didn't kill fast enough?"

he questioned.

"Is that so?"

Viper froze for a moment.

It seems that it also makes sense?
"Hey, think about it slowly, I'm going to find Meiko."

Xu Xiu coughed and walked to the sofa in the training room.

At this time, meiko was looking at something with deft, talking and laughing, so harmonious.

Xu Xiu tiptoed up behind the two of them, and suddenly patted Tian Ye on the shoulder.

"Clang!"

field:……

He turned his head speechlessly, "Brother Xiu, can you stop being so childish?"

"What are you looking at, what are you looking at, show me."

Xu Xiu spoke enthusiastically.

Deft quietly handed over the phone, "We're watching a short video of support from our fans."

"Don't look, come here to accept an interview with my reporter Xu Da!"

Xu Xiu spoke solemnly, and the camera pointed at the field.

"Meiko, how does it feel to come to UR?"

Tian Ye sighed inwardly.

Forget it, obey him.

Grabbing a mineral water bottle, his expression became somewhat expectant.He pretended to be a little nervous.

"I am very grateful to reporter Xu Da for the interview. The feeling of coming to UR is very, very good!"

"The teammates are very easy to get along with, and I also met former teammates, very happy."

"Assi."

Xu Xiu was not happy anymore.

"That's too official, meiko."

"What, the interview should have been official."

"Let's be real."

Xu Xiu waved his hand.

"……Fine."

Tian Ye thought about it.

"How should I put it, I feel that other than Brother Guang and Viper, all my teammates have personality that surprises me, especially our mid laner Showmaker, who is so naive and acts cute at the base every day. Are you kidding me? I really want to vomit. .”

Xu Xiu suddenly became red and warm.

"what?"

"When did I act cute?"

Tian Ye sneered, "Of course you don't remember, it's been too many times."

"Every morning when you come to the training room, you hang around Brother Guang like a sloth."

Tian Ye adjusted his expression, became a little flattering, and eagerly helped the table in front of him.

"Brother Guang, are you doing double row today?"

In the next second, Tian Ye regained his calm expression.

"That's it."

Xu Xiu: ...

He blushed, "This, isn't this a normal thing between relatives?!"

[Note: relatives, Korean, that is, good friends]

"You want to double row with Brother Guang makes me sick."

Tian Ye sneered.

"Xu Xiu, you're not really gay, are you?"

"Absolutely not, I have someone I like."

Xu Xiu shook his head hastily.

He really doesn't like men.

Brother Guang feels so good to others, that's why he wanted to have a better relationship with Brother Guang.

Afraid to interview Tian Ye again, Xu Xiu put the camera in front of Deft.

"Brother, can you say something? Anything is fine."

Deft looked at his expression asking for help, and smiled helplessly.

Quietly nodded.

"It's a good feeling to come to UR, and the teammates are all very good people."

He spoke quietly but seriously.

"A teammate like this, I will cherish."

"Thanks to the fans for their attention, I'm doing well in UR now, thank you KT for sending me here, thank you very much."

He bowed seriously to the camera.

"Although they are no longer playing games together, I still hope that they can also have a good result. If possible, I hope to enter the S9 World Championship together with everyone in KT."

Deft is such a person.

With a delicate mind, gentle speech, and a good temper, it's hard to be annoying.

It can be called the LCK auxiliary harvester.

Many supports who have worked with him can't forget him, which is outrageous.

The most famous one is Keria, the assistant of T1 in later generations.

Although it is already a bottom lane team with a top AD like Lu Bu Gumayusi, but he often dislikes Gumayusi and misses Deft, and often talks about how good Deft is in front of Lu Bu.

And little Lu Bu is like a sufferer after being NTRed by the yellow hair, and he often wonders if he didn't do a good job.

PUA is true for keria to understand.

"Ah, as expected of Brother Hekui, what you said is very good."

Xu Xiu immediately applauded.

"So, do you have any goals for this MSI?"

"Target?"

Deft thought about it quietly, blinked, and smiled gently.

"It would be nice to get the same results as S5."

S5?

Xu Xiu was stunned for a moment, then smiled.

Deft of S5 won the MSI championship that year.

"Brother, you are very confident."

"No, I have confidence in you and me."

Deft shook his head slightly.

"Wow……"

Xu Xiu couldn't help admiring,
"That's really good brother, by the way, the fans have given me a task to say something to you."

Deft looked at him suspiciously.

Xu Xiuqing cleared her throat.

"Keep going."

"We'll see you through another journey."

Deft was taken aback, then smiled slightly.

"Nei, I will."

After the interview with the bot team, Xu Xiu immediately walked over to kkoma who was drawing lines.

"Oh? Xiu'er?"

Kkoma turned his head and greeted with a smile.

Seeing the camera on his body, I knew his purpose.

"Oh, is it a volg for the fans?"

"Yes, brother kkoma."

Xu Xiu respected kkoma very much, and replied obediently.

"What's the question? Just ask, I won't hide what I can answer."

kkoma happily said.

Xu Xiu glanced at the cue card in his hand.

"Brother, a fan wants to ask you, I heard that Brother Guang is in love, is it true?"

Kkoma hesitated for a moment, and looked at Xu Ruoguang who was looking at his mobile phone in the distance.

Xu Ruoguang noticed his gaze and nodded slightly.

Kkoma nodded with a smile.

"Yes, Ruoguang is already in love."

Xu Xiu pretended to be surprised and let out a wow,
"Then which lady is it?"

"This is inconvenient to disclose."

Kkoma smiled and waved his hand.

"Okay, next question then."

Xu Xiu scrolled down and smiled.

"A fan asked, is the married life between coach kkoma and his wife harmonious now? He said that he has a secret recipe passed down from his ancestors, which can make the relationship between brother kkoma and his wife more harmonious."

The kkoma people are stupid.

"This fan, there is no need to inquire about this kind of thing."

He said seriously.

Then he whispered to Xu Xiu, "Remember to ask this fan to send me the secret recipe."

Xu Xiu nodded seriously and patted her chest.

I'm working, don't worry!
Looking at the last question, Xu Xiu was stunned.

"Well... that's the last question."

He looked up at kkoma before continuing.

"Coach kkoma, do you miss the time you used to play with faker?"

Xu Xiu's emotions were a little complicated.

On the one hand, he knows that kkoma and faker used to be a good story.

On the other hand, he didn't want to hear kkoma say nostalgia.

Because he is now UR's mid laner.

kkoma laughed.

"This fan's focus is a bit strange."

After laughing, he spoke seriously.

"For me, Faker is of course a very good mid laner. We have fought together for a long time, and I recognize his ability very much."

"However, I believe that the current SKT coach will also trust him, and I am now the coach of the Showmaker player. If I had to say who I trust more now, then I would choose him."

Xu Xiu smiled with satisfaction.

He was already very happy with this answer.

After interviewing the coach, Xu Xiu casually walked to Canyon's side.

At this time, Canyon was looking at the race route, frowning and thinking about how to optimize it.

"Hey, Kenshiki is here for the interview."

Xu Xiu spoke casually.

Canyon turned around and touched his head.

"If you have any questions, just ask."

"What is the goal of this MSI?"

"Target?"

Canyon thought for a while, then smiled foolishly.

"Win the MSI championship as much as possible. Although I already won it last year, I still want to win it again."

"Are you confident? Call Jiejie."

Xu Xiu asked curiously.

"jiejie is a very good jungler, but I think my performance should not be bad."

Canyon speaks very modestly, and he has this kind of character in the first place.

Off the court, Canyon didn't have any aggression, and looked like a somewhat simple and honest boy with a round face.

However, what stands out about him on the field is his strength and self-confidence.

It can be said to be very contrasting.

"Yes, our middle field is the strongest."

Xu Xiu nodded in approval.

Canyon smiled, "Shouldn't you hit it?"

"Axi..."

Xu Xiu laughed and cursed, knowing that he was joking.

The two were the first to know each other, and the relationship was too good to be able to wear a pair of pants.

In the end, it was naturally Xu Ruoguang.

At this time, Xu Ruoguang was drinking Wangzai milk.

This is also his very recognizable label now.

Q: Who is the strongest top laner in the world?
Answer: The one that drinks Wangzai the most.

Seeing Xu Xiu approaching, Xu Ruoguang waved.

"If you have any questions, just ask."

On a summer afternoon, Xu Ruoguang, who was sitting on a chair by the window, turned his face sideways. The sunlight shone through the window, casting light and shade on his body.

In the twilight, there are fine hairs on the fair skin.

When he waved with a smile, under his soft bangs, his eyes were bright and clear.

Xu Xiu was already sweating profusely.

He began to doubt himself.

Could it be that Xiba, I am really gay?
Why do I think brother Guang is ridiculously handsome?

"That's right, Brother Guang, a fan from LPL asked, do you have elementary school?"

"what?"

Xu Ruoguang was stunned.

He shook his head suspiciously.

"What's the problem... I'm not the principal of a primary school. I have some ideas about where to donate this year, but there's no rush. Let's talk about it after the S game."

Xu Xiu touched her head,

"He also said that he is from the Education Bureau, and he wants to spot check you."

Xu Ruoguang:?

Almost got it!
"So I was waiting here, gay fan, please calm down."

He could not laugh or cry.

"Brother kkoma has already said that I'm in a relationship, don't say such unnatural things, like sexual harassment."

Xu Ruoguang remembered something, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Also, don't send me your stuff in private messages on Twitter anymore. It's fine to post it, and you're still fucking beautiful."

As the No.1 of the current League of Legends game, he looks extremely good.

Natural fans are also a mixed bag.

Among them are some gay fans who often send him their Kun in private messages.

Xu Ruoguang was also harassed.

This is no joke, peanut is often harassed like this even now.

It can only be said that when there are more fans, there will be more perverted fans.

So at this moment, Xu Ruoguang also chose to emphasize it.

"Okay, the last question, this fan said, hello Brother Guang, what skin do you plan to choose for this year's S9? I can practice in advance."

"S9 skin? It's too early."

Xu Ruoguang smiled and shook his head.

"I'm also curious, if it can be done, what will Brother Guang choose this year? Tell me?"

Xu Xiu asked curiously.

"Um……"

Xu Ruoguang thought for a moment, then smiled.

"If I can really win the championship, I should choose...Akali."

"Akali?"

This was far beyond Xu Xiu's expectation.

Although Guangge Akali has practiced quite a lot recently, but no matter how you think about it, there is someone more suitable, right?

His Vampire Angel was equally unstoppable this year.

"Well, Akali."

Xu Ruoguang nodded slightly.

"Akali had already been revised in S8, but I didn't play it."

"The fans said at the time that I wouldn't do it. I thought about it and it was true. That's why I started practicing."

"Gradually, I also discovered the joy of this hero."

Xu Ruoguang smiled,

"For me, I want to prove to fans that I can actually know Akali."

"If they can get Akali's skin, they won't worry that I won't know Akali, will they?"

Xu Ruoguang blinked.

Xu Xiuren was dumbfounded.

Is it such a simple reason?

Brother Guang, a vampire like you will cry!

But when you think about it, it's really exciting.

Fans say I don't know Akali?
Ok, let's get an Akali skin.

I have already taken the Akali skin, you can't say that I, an Akali skin owner, don't know Akali, right?
Simple logic, but revealed a strong self-confidence.

Uzi S7 does not play Xia, at this time Uzi wins the championship and chooses Xia's skin, and he can also slap her face severely.

Xiaohu S9 Akali is a pile of shit. If Xiaohu wins the championship at this time, choosing Akali skin is also a lore.

It's a pity that I don't have that ability, I'm sorry I can't do it, I can't choose.

The proficiency of Xiaohu's abortion should be higher than the proficiency of playing Ryze's damage.

After finishing the interview, Xu Xiu turned off the camera and nodded in satisfaction.

"This should be okay."

"By the way, why are you here for the interview?"

Xu Ruoguang asked strangely.

"Because I am Xiushen."

Xu Xiu said solemnly.

"..."

Xu Ruoguang sighed.

"No, your purpose of learning Chinese with me is not to see how to resist stress, is it?"

During this time, Xu Xiu has been talking to Xu Ruoguang in Chinese, and Xu Ruoguang is still wondering why he suddenly has such an idea.

Hearing Xu Xiu's Xiushen now, he was really a little stunned.

Because he thought of another person.

Lee Sang Hyuk.

I think Lee Sang Hyuk in S5 was simply a cold and cold brother, highlighting a sense of oppression.

But after S7 got IP, he learned Chinese, surfing in the anti-stress bar every day, and people became more and more abstract.

A good mid laner of the champion, every day put the "urgent?"

It's sad to be true.

Xu Ruoguang thought to himself that he was not so abstract every day, but why are these Korean mid laners so easily infected?

Now, another word came out of Xu Xiu's mouth.

Xiushen.

With such an outrageous title, it's probably because the maggot babies in the anti-stress bar are doing a terrible job.

Xu Ruoguang was really scared.

A nightmare, a nightmare of the anti-stress bar, is it going to wander over UR again?
Such a picture even appeared in his mind.

Xu Xiu: Laughing, I just won MSI today, and the filial son of the mid laner is still bragging to me that he didn't work hard, bang.

Tian Ye: Dian.

Deft: Le, is there really someone so filial?
Canyon: This is too filial, why don't you ask him, is he so filial to his father?

Xu Xiu: Don't talk about it, let's make some glue first.

Thinking of this scene, Xu Ruoguang felt his eyes go dark.

He can't accept such a picture!

"Look less, stop."

he advised.

"It's very interesting."

Xu Xiu touched her head.

"Don't watch it if it's interesting, children will be taken badly."

Xu Ruoguang said seriously.

"Oh……"

Xu Xiu replied weakly.

"Let's go, practice match, play Griffin today."

The voice of kkoma came, UR, assemble.

At this moment, there is only one day left before the start of the game.

Time passed quickly, and it was almost the day of the knockout round in an instant.

There are a total of four teams in the MSI semi-finals.

EDG, TL, G2, UR.

As the top player in the group stage, UR has the privilege to designate an opponent in the first round of the knockout round.

The opponent chosen by UR is G2.

This is Xu Ruoguang's opinion that kkoma followed.

T～L～with～G～2 phase～comparison～
Then~he~still~is~feeling~got~G~2~compared~compared~beautiful~approved!

Xu Ruoguang is really not interested in playing TL.

Although Sasuke, the ADC player of the TL team, is considered a legendary player, I'm sorry, Xu Ruoguang really doesn't have a deep impression of him.

The only thing I remember is that he is in the top eight every year.

No one will remember a quarterfinal.

Unless... he is the top eight every year.

Compared to playing TL.Sure enough, it is more pleasant to go to fermented bean curd for a wunder.

Xu Ruoguang became even more excited when he thought that this wunder could be fermented bean curd letme.

In a sense, it can be regarded as revenge for letme.

It's just that Xu Ruoguang is a little unclear about one thing.

There is a saying in Europe: the vassal of my vassal, not my vassal.

Then the problem is coming.

His sufu wunder's sufu letme, is it his sufu?
Xu Ruoguang thought for a long time before he could figure it out, and finally gave up.

Forget it, don't think too much.

It's a big deal, the next time I meet letme, I'll be done with fermented bean curd with him.

"Is it packed?"

kkoma spoke warmly.

"Ah."

Xu Ruoguang nodded, wearing a UR team uniform, showing a determined look in his eyes.

He is ready to play G2 today...

Youlong!

(End of this chapter)