Portable Museum

Chapter 354

A box of Boston lobster was sent to Director Zhang.

After Director Zhang became the director of the Materials Bureau, he didn't lack ordinary things, and he didn't look down on them.

Therefore, Zhang Junping simply sent a box of Boston lobsters.

After leaving the family courtyard of the Materials Bureau, Zhang Junping continued to visit the homes of comrades-in-arms and friends.

Naturally, the gifts are all rice flour oil and the like.

Gift giving is also a science, you have to see what the other party needs.

For example, at the home of a comrade-in-arms, Zhang Junping gave a box of Boston lobsters, but they might not know about it.

It will only feel flashy, not as affordable as a bag of rice, a bag of noodles, and a barrel of oil.

That's why the needs are different.

After four o'clock in the afternoon, Zhang Junping returned home.

I didn't continue to visit. It was past four o'clock, and it started to get dark at five o'clock in winter.

If you go to someone's house after four o'clock, should you stay for dinner, or not?The master is also in a dilemma, to stay or not to stay?
It is reasonable to stay, but when it comes suddenly, the family is not prepared.

"Have you finished visiting?" Seeing Zhang Junping coming back, Qiu Wenyan asked curiously.

"No, there are still several places left, and my aunt hasn't gone there yet.

At noon, I went to the monitor's house to grab a meal, but my sister-in-law taught me a lesson and forced me to cook her a meal. "Zhang Junping said with a smile.

"Huh? Tell me quickly why Sister Ye scolded you?" Qiu Wenyan's focus was on Zhang Junping being scolded. As for cooking, it was all secondary.

"I told my sister-in-law that next year we unload our cargo and buy a yacht, and take you out to sea.

Go fishing at sea and eat the freshest seafood.

As a result, he was trained. Zhang Junping rubbed against Qiu Wenyan's arms with an aggrieved face, seeking comfort.

"Good, my husband is the best.

It's okay, Sister Ye doesn't support you to buy, I support you!
When we retire, buy a yacht and travel around the world. "Qiu Wenyan comforted Zhang Junping with her arms around her.

"You bitch, are you comforting me?

What's the point of retiring and traveling the world?
There are three 40 years left before retirement! "Zhang Junping broke away from Qiu Wenyan's embrace, and said in grief and indignation.

This is naturally a joke, a joke between husband and wife.

It is also a kind of boudoir joy.

"Pingzi, sister-in-law is right, your current identity, and my father's identity.

It is really not suitable for you to buy a yacht.

Unless, you resign!

Otherwise, it's really inappropriate. "Qiu Wenyan took Zhang Junping's hand and said tenderly.

"Hey! I understand what you said. It's not that I have money and don't want to spend it. I always feel uncomfortable." Zhang Junping said helplessly while lying on the table.

"Hehehe! People say that dry food can't be hidden in a kennel, and I think that's what you're talking about." Qiu Wenyan giggled amused by Zhang Junping's funny look.

In the evening, Huai Zhi's two brothers, Xu Jiahao and Yang Jindong suddenly ran in.

"Master, Master!" After the four little guys came in, they stood respectfully in front of Zhang Junping.

"What's going on? Why did you come back suddenly?" Zhang Junping asked curiously.

"I was kicked out by my mother." The two Huai Zhi brothers lowered their heads and whispered.

"What's going on? Did you cause trouble?" Zhang Junping asked with a smile.

"Ok!"

"Let's hear it, what's wrong with you? Your mother kicked him out of this New Year's Eve."

The four little guys glanced at each other and finally Xu Jiahao said, "Well, I blew up the toilet outside Huaizhi's house."

"What?" Zhang Junping stood up from the chair all of a sudden.

Qiu Wenyan also opened her mouth wide in shock.

"We set off whips and blew up the toilet."

"Blow up the toilet with the whip? What kind of whip did you use?"

"Marlezi!"

"Xu Jiahao! Xu Jiahao! You are so awesome, you dare to play marizi.

Say, where did it come from? Zhang Jun pointed at Xu Jiahao and cursed calmly.

Zhang Junping wasn't angry that Xu Jiahao blew up the toilet, but that he was playing marlezi.

Bomb toilet, who hasn't been naughty boy?It's normal to go to the toilet to blow shit.

Zhang Junping did this when he was a child.

So, don't think it's a big deal.

As long as no one is hurt.

However, the marlezi is very powerful, and if you are not careful, your fingers can be blown off.

Before the 90s, people were injured every year because of putting marizi.

Dead people are unlikely to die, but every year because of this, fingers are blown off and eyes are blinded.

Before giving them a holiday, Zhang Junping specifically explained that it doesn't matter if the whip is set off, and they can't buy marizi.

"Dongzi, go and get my teaching ruler." Zhang Junping ordered Yang Jindong.

"Master, we were wrong, you just..."

"Bring it here!" Zhang Junping glared and scolded.

Yang Jindong shivered in fright, and obediently ran to get the teaching ruler.

"Put your hand out!

Start with Zhou Minghuai! "Zhang Jun said with a flat face.

"Snapped!"

"Did I tell you that you are not allowed to play Marlezi?"

"Snapped!"

"Do you have?"

"Have!"

"Snapped!"

"Why don't you listen?"

"..."

"Snapped!"

"Do you know what's wrong?"

"understood!"

"Snapped!"

"What's wrong?"

"You shouldn't disobey Master's words, and you shouldn't play Marlene."

Zhou Minghuai had tears in his eyes, but he didn't dare to cry out. His palms hurt so badly that he had to endure Zhang Junping's questioning.

Zhang Junping asked questions one by one and beat them one by one. None of the four people ran away, and each of them was beaten five times.

This time, Zhang Junping only hit his right hand. During these five strokes, he didn't even think about holding chopsticks during the whole Spring Festival.

Just to make them remember.

"Get out, wash your face, wash your hands and eat." After the beating, Zhang Junping waved them out of the main room.

"You didn't ask, what did they blow up the toilet?" Qiu Wenyan asked.

"It doesn't matter what kind of explosion it is, the big deal is that the toilet is full of shit.

Arita Shumei!As a mother, she can just clean it, so we don't have to worry about it. "Zhang Junping said very unkindly.

"Heck, that's right. Her son caused the trouble. If she doesn't clean up, who will clean up?" Qiu Wenyan also laughed unkindly.

Qiu Wenyan's concept is the same as his, it doesn't matter if a boy is naughty, blowing up a toilet or something is a trivial matter.

The key is not to play too dangerous a game.

Who knows, just after they finished their meal, Tian Shumei came to find them.

"Pingzi, brother and sister, have you eaten yet?" Tian Shumei entered the door, saw Zhang Junping and his wife sitting in the main room chatting, and forced a smile to say hello.

Today's Tian Shumei is not what it used to be
A fitted camel cashmere coat, a pair of black trousers, and a black tight-fitting cashmere sweater inside, set off the plump figure.

The temperament has also undergone a fundamental change, the original Tian Shumei is like that.

She looks pretty, but her temperament is bad, like a country girl.

Now, the whole incarnation of urban beauty is still the kind of strong woman.

"Eat, did Miss Tian eat?" Zhang Junping asked with a smile.

"What are you eating! I'm so full of gas." Tian Shumei's face changed when she said this.

"Sister Tian, ​​what's the matter? Being so angry? I've already taught them a lesson.

Years ago, they didn't want to eat with chopsticks, it was a lesson for them. "

"Still eating with chopsticks? If it wasn't for some brats running fast, I'd smash their butts and make them lie on their stomachs for the New Year!" Tian Shumei said through gritted teeth.

"What's going on? Did you hurt someone?" Zhang Junping's expression also changed.

It doesn't matter if you blow up the toilet, if it hurts someone, it's bad.

It's a big New Year's Eve.

Qiu Wenyan poured Tian Shumei a glass of water and put it on the coffee table.

"That's not true!
What did they tell you? "Tian Shumei sat down under Zhang Junping's hands, and asked after taking a sip of water.

"They said they blew up the toilet with mari seeds."

"Yes, blow up the toilet!
It's not the kind of bomb you imagined, it's really bombed!
I also have to re-build the toilet for others. "

"Wait, Miss Tian, ​​marlezi isn't that powerful, is it?"

"Ten marle seeds were tied together, and the wall behind the toilet was blown down.

Then, the toilet was already in disrepair, and then it collapsed with the whole toilet. "Tian Shumei couldn't help laughing as she said that.

This brat is really capable of tossing around.

For those who celebrate Chinese New Year, thanks to the fact that there is no one inside, otherwise they would be in big trouble if they hit the next one or two.

"The five hits just now, I feel a little less, it should be five hits with one hand." Zhang Junping gritted his teeth.

"I came here just thinking, you know a lot of people, see if you can get in touch, and cover the toilet tomorrow as soon as possible.

Everyone on the street was looking for a home, and I sent people away only after I said a lot of good things. "

"You can go directly to Zhou Dashan tomorrow and ask him to arrange someone to repair the toilet." Zhang Jun wiped his face angrily before saying.

"That's fine, then I'll go find Zhou Dashan tomorrow.

By the way, apart from this incident, I also brought you some clothes this time.

See if it fits you.

All made in my shop. "Tian Shumei took out the bag she brought, opened it and took out some clothes from it.

"I said, how do you carry such a big bag?"

"Are you a bread suit?" Zhang Junping looked at the clothes Tian Shumei took out and asked with a smile.

The bread jacket is the original down jacket. Because of the problem of craft materials, the original down jacket looks very bloated, like a bulging bread, so it is called bread jacket.

"Yes, this is a bread suit specially designed by me.

It looks much better than the bread clothes bought on the street now.

you try! "Tian Shumei shook off a bread jacket and handed it to Zhang Junping.

Zhang Junping was not polite, so he could only wear the bread jacket on his body.

After helping Tian Shumei so much, it is normal to accept some clothes from her during the Chinese New Year.

"How about a daughter-in-law?" Zhang Junping turned around to show Qiu Wenyan.

Not to mention, the bread jacket made by Tian Shumei has the look of a down jacket for later generations.

I don't know how to do it, so it doesn't look bloated, and the one I made for Zhang Junping is a short-cut bread jacket.

Kind of like a jacket.

"Well, it looks good! It looks like a jacket, how about keeping warm?
Why don't you go out and try? "Qiu Wenyan looked up and down for a while, then said.

"Alright! I'll go out and try!" Zhang Junping said, he could only open the door and go out.

After walking around outside, I went back to the house.

"The warmth retention is good, warmer than wearing a cotton jacket, and most importantly, lighter than wearing a cotton jacket.

You also try. Zhang Junping said with a smile after entering the room.

(End of this chapter)