Portable Museum

Chapter 87 Curiosity Killed the Cat
As Niu Qingkui said, he stepped forward to see Zhang Junping's magical satchel.

Zhang Junping opened Niu Qingkui's hand, "My cat died yesterday!"

"Your cat died? How did it die?" Niu Qingkui asked subconsciously.

"Killed by curiosity!" After Zhang Junping finished speaking, he turned around and walked to the barbecue grill, took out a small knife, and began to slice meat from the roasted deer leg, eating and taking a sip of wine.

"What does he mean by that?" Niu Qingkui asked Tian Jianjun beside him in a daze.

"He scolded you! If you scold you for being too curious, you will not live long!" Tian Jianjun said with a smile.

"Damn it! This grandson is so bad, he turned around and cursed!" Niu Qingkui cursed with a smile, turned around and walked to Zhang Junping's side, grabbed the wine bottle, and took a big gulp.

Let you swear, I drank all the wine and won't keep it for you.

"Damn it, Niuzi, aren't you too shameless? You drank half a bottle in one gulp, how can we drink it?" Zhang Junping didn't say anything, but the others were not happy, and they all opened their mouths to condemn Niu Qingkui.

It wasn't until then that Niu Qingkui realized that he had accidentally caused the public outrage.

He glared at Zhang Junping resentfully, and obediently handed over the wine bottle.

"What are you looking at?" Zhang Junping ate the barbecue leisurely, looking at Niu Qingkui and asked.

"Hey, why are you?"

"Try one more time!"

"Just try it!"

"Okay, you wait, when we get down the mountain, let's each have a bottle and practice hard! Whoever loves you is the grandson!" Zhang Junping grinned and threatened.

"Practice, practice..." Just as Niu Qingkui finished speaking, he suddenly remembered Zhang Junping's abnormal drinking capacity, and quickly changed his words, "What's more interesting than drinking? There's something else."

"Okay! Then let's compare drinking water, whoever can't hold back the pee first loses."

"Compare!" Niu Qingkui said unwillingly.

"Okay, enough man! Then let's not go down the mountain to compete again, let's do it now!

There is sweet and delicious mountain spring water here, just right. " Zhang Junping said with a smirk.

The others were happily eating the barbecue while watching Zhang Junping and Niu Qingkui play tricks and bicker.

I am very interested in the water drinking competition proposed by Zhang Junping.

Drinking water is better than drinking wine, so don't worry about drinking.

"I'm coming, I'll fetch water for you!"

"I am coming too!"

Tian Jianjun and Cao Zhiqiang didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so they took the initiative to fetch water.

One of them carried a small aluminum pot and ran to fetch water.

Niu Qingkui always had a bad premonition, but he had already said what he said, and if he went back on his words, he would not be able to save face.

After thinking about it carefully, I didn't think there was anything wrong.

Isn't it better than holding back urine!
Lao Tzu's kidneys have also been tempered and tempered, and they have defied the wind.

Can I still be afraid of you?
Thinking of this, Niu Qingkui looked at Zhang Junping with confidence and said provocatively: "Brother Zhang, if you really can't hold it anymore, just talk, don't pee your pants.

At that time, people should say that we Northeast people are bullying customers. "

"It's fine, as long as Brother Niu doesn't say that I'm a big cheater." Zhang Junping said with a smile.

"Water is coming!" As soon as they spoke, Tian Jianjun and Cao Zhiqiang came over with water.

Zhang Junping and Niu Qingkui took over the aluminum pot filled with water.

Niu Qingkui looked at Zhang Junping and asked, "How do you drink it?"

Zhang Junping gestured to Niu Qingkui with an aluminum pot, "Brother Niu, come touch one!
Thank you Brother Niu for your hospitality these days, I will do it first and respect it. "

After speaking, Zhang Junping took the aluminum pot and poured it into his mouth.

I saw Zhang Junping opened his mouth wide, and water slowly flowed into Zhang Junping's mouth from the pot.

Without any pause, a pot of water was poured into his mouth slowly.

This is not drinking water, it is simply pouring water.

Zhang Junping's move made everyone open their mouths in shock.

God man!
This dude is amazing!
The heifer knocks on the door, it's awesome!

After 3 minutes, Zhang Junping put down the aluminum pot and burped.

"Brother Niu, I'm done drinking, it's your turn!" Zhang Junping sliced ​​off a piece of venison with a knife, chewed it slowly, and said to Niu Qingkui.

Niu Qingkui's expression changed, he was really frightened.

This pot of water weighed at least ten catties, so I just drank it in one go.

He asked himself that he couldn't do it.

Niu Qingkui put his arms around Zhang Junping's neck, laughed and said, "Brother Zhang, I was joking with you just now.

Look how serious you are!

Don't compare, don't compare!
Hurry up and eat, and after we eat, let's go hunting.

If you can't kill tigers today, you have to get a few wild boars back. "

Niu Qingkui forcibly changed the topic, ignoring everyone's contemptuous eyes.

Zhang Junping also couldn't help laughing, he was also helpless towards Niu Qingkui's scoundrel.

This is just a joke, can it still be possible, the cow is not suitable, press the head forcibly?
"No comparison?" Zhang Junping asked with a playful smile.

"No more competitions! No more competitions! Competition comes second, friendship comes first.

You can't let the game hurt our brother's feelings, can you? "Niu Qingkui said with a sneer.

During the fight, everyone finished their lunch and then started to build the shack.

The two ladies, Jin Yanhua and Xiao Li, received preferential treatment and stayed in the Immortal Stone House.

For the others, two people share a shack.

A very simple shack, just a triangular shed supported by five wooden sticks.

Cover the outside with plastic sheeting, so a simple shack is set up.

As for why they can still produce plastic sheeting when supplies are so tight.

This is very simple, just look at the work units of several people.

What surprised Zhang Junping the most was the sleeping bag.

In this era, sleeping bags actually appeared in China, and they were homemade sleeping bags made of wolf skin.

"How is it? This is the sleeping bag I invented, isn't it amazing?" Niu Qingkui showed off to Zhang Junping.

"Amazing!" Zhang Junping silently gave Niu Qingkui a thumbs up.

Zhang Junping did not tell him that the sleeping bag was invented as early as the last century.

Niu Qingkui said he invented it, and Zhang Junping believed it.

Only these young masters who are greedy for enjoyment can come up with such an idea.

In the deep mountains, old hunters would never use such sleeping bags.

Because in the deep mountains and old forests, using such a sleeping bag is simply courting death.

The wolf fur sleeping bag is really warm for people to lie in. It is windproof and moisture-proof and keeps warm.

But in the deep mountains and old forests, this is a cage, and in case of an emergency, it is difficult to come out.

So the old hunter would not think about this kind of sleeping bag, even if there is one, he would not use it.

After setting up the camp, the real hunting trip begins.

A group of ten people was divided into two teams, one team led by an old hunter.

Zhang Junping took the initiative to choose to follow the hunter Lao Wang.

It's not that the old hunter king is so powerful, it's just that the hunter husband is not easy to call him.

No matter how you call it, it feels awkward.

So, better stay away.

Zhang Junping casually carried the [-] big cover in his hand, walking in the mountains and forests.

Autumn is the harvest season, and it is also a beautiful season.

In the depths of the forest, birdsong and calls of unknown animals could be heard from time to time.

"boom!"

Zhang Junping suddenly raised his hand and shot.

(End of this chapter)