Chapter 121
Before I knew it, 27 words had been written in this book, and it will be on the shelves at 0:[-] tomorrow morning.
In fact, due to the epidemic, I have been working overtime for the past few days, and the saved manuscripts have been consumed. When I went home today and saw a messy draft box in the background, I was like "The Colonel Who Didn't Send Him a Letter Like the colonel in ", I want to eat shit.
I couldn't help thinking that ten years ago, when I was seventeen or eighteen years old, I would never have imagined myself like this now——
With two dark circles under his eyes, and hungry lines on the corners of his mouth, he shows a mysterious smile from time to time, trying his best to figure out how to cheat readers out of money.
——This is exactly what I hate the most when I am seventeen or eighteen.
When I was seventeen or eighteen years old, I had just graduated from university, standing freely on the earth, a man determined to stand at the top of the chain of contempt.
In order to prove his taste, he squatted in the school library and read all the names written in the history of literature with the momentum of plagiarism.
Flaubert, Maupassant, Dickens, Dumas, Shakespeare, Stendhal, Voynich, Chekhov, Shaw, Kafka, Joyce, Woolf, Proust, Pushkin, Thors Ty, Dostoevsky, Saint-Exupéry, Bunin, Camus, Sartre, Goethe, Baudelaire, Calvino, Modiano, Nabokov, Turgenet Fu, Shokhorov, Tagore, Romain Rolland, Milan Kundera, Lao Cao, Yu Dafu, Qian Zhongshu, Shen Congwen, Zhang Ailing, Su Tong, Yu Hua, Ge Fei, Mo Yan, Can Xue, Zhang Xianliang, Yan Lianke, Jia Pingwa . Faulkner, Salinger, Anthony, Fitzgerald, Neruda, Marquez, Borges, Paulo Coelho, Llosa...
These are the most powerful writers in the world. Originally, this writer’s name could last for a long time, but if I write too long and deviate from the topic, people will think that I am pretending to be aggressive, so I will not continue.In any case, you must know that I was reading in the dark at that time, and I knew them better than my own toes.
I wrote earlier that the protagonist won the Nobel Prize for Literature, and many readers complained about it. Isn’t this nonsense?It's too ridiculous, it's too ridiculous, it's so ridiculous...
Maybe they feel that the Nobel Prize for Literature is very lofty and the author is not worthy of copying it.
Actually, I think, okay.
(A literary prize, even Tolstoy did not win it, what's so great about it?)
You can safely and boldly believe the nonsense I write.You may never read the writers I wrote, but it doesn't matter, because I helped you read them (I'm so gentle).
It can be understood that others are eating grass and milking milk, and I am eating milk and milking grass. I read so many books ten years ago just to write such a pretentious plot now.
So when reading this book, don't take your brains.Don't try to understand, just feel.
Although it seems a bit late to say now.
In addition, as someone who aspires to become the top of the chain of contempt, my target is Martin Scorsese in the literary world. I can also list a music version and a movie version for the above newspaper name. The history of human cultural works.
In the following article, you will see these hall-level music, movies, etc., which I have shamelessly copied into the resume of the protagonist.Remind in advance, also don't take your brains, just feel it to your heart's content.I have already helped you appreciate those amazing works (I am so gentle).
……
Speaking back to ten years ago, that was the time when my mind was the most flexible, and it was also the time when I was the most arrogant.
At that time, I was writing in Zhihu, Jianshu and other places, and I gained tens of thousands of followers casually, so I felt that I was very powerful.
Some magazine editors came over, like Youth Digest, and asked if I could authorize them to publish the article.I said no problem, but so far they haven't called me for the manuscript fee, and they didn't even ask for my bank card number.
There is also a big incident of running away and asked me if I want to go to Shenzhen to write a copy for them. I said that I haven't graduated yet and I don't want to go to Shenzhen (fortunately I didn't).
Go out to socialize with girls from other colleges, they say you are Chen Yeliang from Zhihu?Our teacher read your article in class, but I didn't expect you to be so young.I said, where and where.
There are also all kinds of things like this, which made me feel invincible, and then I came to start writing web articles, thinking that mere web articles, toilet paper can’t be used to wipe my butt, and at my level, isn’t it easy to grasp?Then it hit the street.
Not even the most beautiful girl in school dared to humiliate me like Qi Qi.
But my reaction is: woman, you have my interest.So I got on the bar with the starting point, and now I am immersed in the struggle with it.
I used to think that I could keep writing like this, but I didn’t expect the teasing of fate to always surprise everyone. For five or six years after graduating from college, I hardly wrote a novel.
My mother was diagnosed with a brain tumor, and after a two-year battle with cancer, she died suddenly.
In the last days of her life, I squatted in the village to prevent and control, and ate three boxes of Master Kong instant noodles in two months. After Hubei successfully ended the lockdown, she left.
The older you get, the easier it is for the brilliance of youth to fade, and finally it simply becomes a judgment of whether a person has a dazzling brilliance by income.
Before I knew it, no one was interested in talking to me about Guns N' Nirvana, Nirvana, or Steins;Gate. My remarks on people's mobile phones also changed from a three-character name to someone from the XX department. so and so.
Too many people ask me, what is your income now, have you considered buying a house, have you paid off the loan, when will you buy a car?What brand of car are you going to buy? ...
Before her death, my mother said that I was her trumpet, and she believed that I must be great.In other words, it is already very remarkable, but it just lacks a way to show it.I understand this "passage" as something like the well in Haruki Murakami's novels, or a cavity that connects the real world and the world of little people. In a word——
I finally realized that I really needed a success in the worldly sense.
Then I picked up the pen again, picked up the account of the starting point, and started writing novels again in a down-to-earth manner.
The reason I decided to make writing my career is because I like things that are simple and clear.
The relationship between writer and reader is simple enough.I write for you, and you make money to support me.The only career that can rival this kind of relationship is being taken care of by a rich woman.
This simplicity makes the goal clear: as long as people like what I write, that's enough.
So now, when I get home from get off work every day, I just sleep until 12 o'clock in the evening, get up and code until 7 o'clock, lie down and sleep for an hour, and then go to work.
I have dark circles under my eyes every day, hungry lines on the corners of my mouth, and my mind is full of thoughts—what plot would be better to write tomorrow. When I think of the exciting, a mysterious smile appears on the corner of my mouth. My colleagues don’t know what I’m doing. They think this guy is posting Epilepsy.
But it doesn’t matter whether staying up late hurts the liver, or walking and hitting the door with dizziness, at least I now have a simple and direct source of happiness——
Whatever I write, you like it.
I hope that I can continue to write like this in the future, and you will always like to read it.
All in all: I want to use stories to bring smiles to everyone!
Thanks to the editor Ziliang, when I was writing this book, as soon as I subscribed, he ran over and ruined my Dao heart. I had to coax him, lie to him that everything was under control, and then complete the comeback. The combination of the editor and the fierce author, the sense of CP is full.It's okay, I love him.
Thanks to everyone in the editorial team of Baiqiangwei, who can tolerate my high-intensity seizures in the signing group every day, and have been supporting me, encouraging me, and molesting me behind my back.Although I don't know who reported me twice, my QQ account was blocked for 8 days, and I will be a dog if I post sex pictures in the future.
Thanks to the tireless Zhang Shuo master P Jiang and the dubbing master Kuang Kuang, who are more diligent than me, and to all the readers who gave rewards and supports. Your support is my confidence to let go of my creation.
Thanks to Vera, the sense of oppression is very strong, and the motivation is very strong. It is not her spur (or bullying), this book may have collapsed because I let myself go.
Finally, Xiaoxiao asks for a first order.
It's on the shelves. According to the usual practice, I have to add updates (even if my ability is limited and I have no manuscripts).
Guaranteed 2 updates, one update for every 500 first orders, no upper limit.
One leader adds 5 updates, and two leaders add 2 updates.A Baiyinmeng... why are you beating Baiyinmeng? Do you want me to die of exhaustion?
Chapter 1 will be released tomorrow morning, and then updated according to the specific situation...
Well, I have written more than 2000 words. For the sake of my physical and mental health, I will not continue to write after adding more rules (writing this stuff is so uncomfortable).
Finally, I wish the readers, in the future life, will always have happiness.
2022.9.1
(End of this chapter)
Before I knew it, 27 words had been written in this book, and it will be on the shelves at 0:[-] tomorrow morning.
In fact, due to the epidemic, I have been working overtime for the past few days, and the saved manuscripts have been consumed. When I went home today and saw a messy draft box in the background, I was like "The Colonel Who Didn't Send Him a Letter Like the colonel in ", I want to eat shit.
I couldn't help thinking that ten years ago, when I was seventeen or eighteen years old, I would never have imagined myself like this now——
With two dark circles under his eyes, and hungry lines on the corners of his mouth, he shows a mysterious smile from time to time, trying his best to figure out how to cheat readers out of money.
——This is exactly what I hate the most when I am seventeen or eighteen.
When I was seventeen or eighteen years old, I had just graduated from university, standing freely on the earth, a man determined to stand at the top of the chain of contempt.
In order to prove his taste, he squatted in the school library and read all the names written in the history of literature with the momentum of plagiarism.
Flaubert, Maupassant, Dickens, Dumas, Shakespeare, Stendhal, Voynich, Chekhov, Shaw, Kafka, Joyce, Woolf, Proust, Pushkin, Thors Ty, Dostoevsky, Saint-Exupéry, Bunin, Camus, Sartre, Goethe, Baudelaire, Calvino, Modiano, Nabokov, Turgenet Fu, Shokhorov, Tagore, Romain Rolland, Milan Kundera, Lao Cao, Yu Dafu, Qian Zhongshu, Shen Congwen, Zhang Ailing, Su Tong, Yu Hua, Ge Fei, Mo Yan, Can Xue, Zhang Xianliang, Yan Lianke, Jia Pingwa . Faulkner, Salinger, Anthony, Fitzgerald, Neruda, Marquez, Borges, Paulo Coelho, Llosa...
These are the most powerful writers in the world. Originally, this writer’s name could last for a long time, but if I write too long and deviate from the topic, people will think that I am pretending to be aggressive, so I will not continue.In any case, you must know that I was reading in the dark at that time, and I knew them better than my own toes.
I wrote earlier that the protagonist won the Nobel Prize for Literature, and many readers complained about it. Isn’t this nonsense?It's too ridiculous, it's too ridiculous, it's so ridiculous...
Maybe they feel that the Nobel Prize for Literature is very lofty and the author is not worthy of copying it.
Actually, I think, okay.
(A literary prize, even Tolstoy did not win it, what's so great about it?)
You can safely and boldly believe the nonsense I write.You may never read the writers I wrote, but it doesn't matter, because I helped you read them (I'm so gentle).
It can be understood that others are eating grass and milking milk, and I am eating milk and milking grass. I read so many books ten years ago just to write such a pretentious plot now.
So when reading this book, don't take your brains.Don't try to understand, just feel.
Although it seems a bit late to say now.
In addition, as someone who aspires to become the top of the chain of contempt, my target is Martin Scorsese in the literary world. I can also list a music version and a movie version for the above newspaper name. The history of human cultural works.
In the following article, you will see these hall-level music, movies, etc., which I have shamelessly copied into the resume of the protagonist.Remind in advance, also don't take your brains, just feel it to your heart's content.I have already helped you appreciate those amazing works (I am so gentle).
……
Speaking back to ten years ago, that was the time when my mind was the most flexible, and it was also the time when I was the most arrogant.
At that time, I was writing in Zhihu, Jianshu and other places, and I gained tens of thousands of followers casually, so I felt that I was very powerful.
Some magazine editors came over, like Youth Digest, and asked if I could authorize them to publish the article.I said no problem, but so far they haven't called me for the manuscript fee, and they didn't even ask for my bank card number.
There is also a big incident of running away and asked me if I want to go to Shenzhen to write a copy for them. I said that I haven't graduated yet and I don't want to go to Shenzhen (fortunately I didn't).
Go out to socialize with girls from other colleges, they say you are Chen Yeliang from Zhihu?Our teacher read your article in class, but I didn't expect you to be so young.I said, where and where.
There are also all kinds of things like this, which made me feel invincible, and then I came to start writing web articles, thinking that mere web articles, toilet paper can’t be used to wipe my butt, and at my level, isn’t it easy to grasp?Then it hit the street.
Not even the most beautiful girl in school dared to humiliate me like Qi Qi.
But my reaction is: woman, you have my interest.So I got on the bar with the starting point, and now I am immersed in the struggle with it.
I used to think that I could keep writing like this, but I didn’t expect the teasing of fate to always surprise everyone. For five or six years after graduating from college, I hardly wrote a novel.
My mother was diagnosed with a brain tumor, and after a two-year battle with cancer, she died suddenly.
In the last days of her life, I squatted in the village to prevent and control, and ate three boxes of Master Kong instant noodles in two months. After Hubei successfully ended the lockdown, she left.
The older you get, the easier it is for the brilliance of youth to fade, and finally it simply becomes a judgment of whether a person has a dazzling brilliance by income.
Before I knew it, no one was interested in talking to me about Guns N' Nirvana, Nirvana, or Steins;Gate. My remarks on people's mobile phones also changed from a three-character name to someone from the XX department. so and so.
Too many people ask me, what is your income now, have you considered buying a house, have you paid off the loan, when will you buy a car?What brand of car are you going to buy? ...
Before her death, my mother said that I was her trumpet, and she believed that I must be great.In other words, it is already very remarkable, but it just lacks a way to show it.I understand this "passage" as something like the well in Haruki Murakami's novels, or a cavity that connects the real world and the world of little people. In a word——
I finally realized that I really needed a success in the worldly sense.
Then I picked up the pen again, picked up the account of the starting point, and started writing novels again in a down-to-earth manner.
The reason I decided to make writing my career is because I like things that are simple and clear.
The relationship between writer and reader is simple enough.I write for you, and you make money to support me.The only career that can rival this kind of relationship is being taken care of by a rich woman.
This simplicity makes the goal clear: as long as people like what I write, that's enough.
So now, when I get home from get off work every day, I just sleep until 12 o'clock in the evening, get up and code until 7 o'clock, lie down and sleep for an hour, and then go to work.
I have dark circles under my eyes every day, hungry lines on the corners of my mouth, and my mind is full of thoughts—what plot would be better to write tomorrow. When I think of the exciting, a mysterious smile appears on the corner of my mouth. My colleagues don’t know what I’m doing. They think this guy is posting Epilepsy.
But it doesn’t matter whether staying up late hurts the liver, or walking and hitting the door with dizziness, at least I now have a simple and direct source of happiness——
Whatever I write, you like it.
I hope that I can continue to write like this in the future, and you will always like to read it.
All in all: I want to use stories to bring smiles to everyone!
Thanks to the editor Ziliang, when I was writing this book, as soon as I subscribed, he ran over and ruined my Dao heart. I had to coax him, lie to him that everything was under control, and then complete the comeback. The combination of the editor and the fierce author, the sense of CP is full.It's okay, I love him.
Thanks to everyone in the editorial team of Baiqiangwei, who can tolerate my high-intensity seizures in the signing group every day, and have been supporting me, encouraging me, and molesting me behind my back.Although I don't know who reported me twice, my QQ account was blocked for 8 days, and I will be a dog if I post sex pictures in the future.
Thanks to the tireless Zhang Shuo master P Jiang and the dubbing master Kuang Kuang, who are more diligent than me, and to all the readers who gave rewards and supports. Your support is my confidence to let go of my creation.
Thanks to Vera, the sense of oppression is very strong, and the motivation is very strong. It is not her spur (or bullying), this book may have collapsed because I let myself go.
Finally, Xiaoxiao asks for a first order.
It's on the shelves. According to the usual practice, I have to add updates (even if my ability is limited and I have no manuscripts).
Guaranteed 2 updates, one update for every 500 first orders, no upper limit.
One leader adds 5 updates, and two leaders add 2 updates.A Baiyinmeng... why are you beating Baiyinmeng? Do you want me to die of exhaustion?
Chapter 1 will be released tomorrow morning, and then updated according to the specific situation...
Well, I have written more than 2000 words. For the sake of my physical and mental health, I will not continue to write after adding more rules (writing this stuff is so uncomfortable).
Finally, I wish the readers, in the future life, will always have happiness.
2022.9.1
(End of this chapter)
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