Pulling the female boss into the Hongyan group, I was exposed

Chapter 160. 159. Reggae Toilet Explosion and JX Gang

"Well..." JX's shoulders shrugged slightly in the picture, and his tone was relaxed, "Guess?"

The expression of the reporter on the other side looked very energetic, and he said with a smile: "Oh? Now I am asking questions."

"You can't ask me to answer a question that I don't know," JX said, "Why do I have to, because I can."

"Because you can."

The reporter repeated his words, again surprised by his arrogance.

But I have to admit that this George Mallory style statement is really handsome.

"You mean being able to create music for nearly twenty bands?"

"No, I mean, I can dominate the charts with two dozen bands."

The reporter opened his mouth wide: "Are you really planning to dominate the American music scene?"

"No, this is what you want to hear." JX said, "Tell me what you like to hear first, and later you can use this sentence as a headline and put it on the cover of the news paper, so that it will be easier for everyone to click in."

The reporter laughed.

"Of course, I think the more likely reaction is that after reading this headline, people say: Wow, look, this kind of headline can also be a news headline? Isn't this a retelling of facts that everyone already knows? "

The reporter laughed even louder, and even the camera seemed to be a little overwhelmed.

In the private collection, everyone's expressions were also a little exciting.

Chen Ya's words were a bit too crazy.

Gao Xiaobai was sweating coldly behind his back, and said, "He always speaks in such a nasty tone, isn't he really afraid of being sanctioned? I'm really afraid that the reporter opposite him will walk away."

Yingzi sneered and said, "If he were my apprentice, the first lesson I would teach him would be humility."

Jiang Xinhai glanced at Yingzi.

She wanted to say that Mu Qiang, a foreigner, has the strength to show his sharpness without being humble, and the humility without strength is almost weak.

However, the voice in the video sounded again, and she held back her words.

The reporter in the video finally stopped laughing, and continued:

"Seriously, JX, everyone is curious about you."

"Curious about me? Like what?"

"For example, where are you from, where are you going, what are your future plans, and why you never show your face..."

"I can't remember too many problems. You know, I've only been sleeping four hours a day lately."

"Oh!" The reporter had a pleading look on his face, "Please, JX, I have high expectations for this interview, although I am happy to chat with you all the time, but if I just go back with nothing, I may be fired of."

"uh-huh?"

"Just tell us about your past." The reporter clasped his hands together, "Talk about how you formed so many bands?"

JX adjusted his sitting posture.

Everyone could feel that he seemed to be getting serious.

Not only the expectant expression appeared on the reporter's face, but also the faces of everyone in the private collection.

Especially Jiang Xinhai and Xu Xiangxiao.

Both of them wanted to know what Chen Ya had been doing in the past few years abroad.
But Yingzi's focus is entirely on other aspects.

She is very convinced that the so-called JX must not have completed all the music by one person.

As long as he talks more, the more flaws he will have.

Sooner or later she will find out what JX is up to.

Cui Dayou squinted his eyes, trying to see the screen clearly.

What he thinks is purely related to music.

After pausing for quite a long time, JX said slowly: "As you all know, I am from Huaguo."

"Yes." The reporter looked at him eagerly.

"After I left Huaguo, I wanted to take a trip in the world to see the world."

"So you're in Europe?"

"No," JX said, "I went to Japan first."

"Huh?" The reporter was a little surprised.

"Wrote an album in Japan for a band called Xjapan, but I didn't stay long," JX said, "and then I went across the ocean to Cuba."

"Cuba?!" The reporter felt that what he said was getting more and more outrageous.

"I met a lot of celebrities in Cuba that I wanted to meet. They were all hated by a certain unit in the United States. I won't go into details here. Then I went from Cuba to Jamaica," he said. "There are many Chinese people there. opened a store, I found one to live in, and went to the hotel to sing at night.”

"Wow." The reporter didn't know how to answer.

"There, I taught some people how to sing, and I formed a band with the locals to sing a kind of music called 'reggae'." JX said.

The reporter said: "I seem to have heard the word reggae. JX, tell me about your life in Jamaica."

"Jamaica loves music," JX said in a daily tone. "Jamaica is a very poor and weak country. People are very tired when they live, so they need to go to the beach to dance every day."

Reporters laughed at the Jamaicans' optimism.

"The job of Jamaicans is to grow coffee and grow ganja to sell to you Americans, satisfying the spiritual world of people in developed countries. After making money, go to bars or beaches, around the dance floor or fire, and sing and dance together."

The American reporter's smile froze on his face.

"People in their country like the reggae music we produced very much," JX said. "The influence quickly expanded to the point where everyone knows it. Even Brazil and other South American countries invited us to hold concerts."

The reporter spread his hands: "Is this true? I haven't heard of it at all."

"Probably because your social media never pays attention to what's going on in the third world," JX said.

The reporter was a little embarrassed.

Seeing this, Yan Yunzhuo finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Why does he always hate others?"

He Ling coughed lightly and said, "But what he said makes sense."

"He's so mean." Yan Yunzhuo said, "Isn't it normal to not know about Jamaica, an African country?"

"Uh, Jamaica is a country in the Caribbean..." He Ling reminded in a low voice.

When Yan Yunzhuo was about to ask "Isn't the Caribbean Africa Africa?" Yingzi kicked her, and she quickly stopped talking.

Although Yingzi doesn't understand, she knows that the more she talks, the more she reveals her intelligence.

In the video, Chen Ya's voice came leisurely:
"... Later, Jamaica's independence from British colonial rule became a 'celebration day' for independent countries, and the new president of their country invited our band to sing reggae."

"What?" The reporter's voice yelled loudly.

The eyes of everyone in the private collection also widened slightly.

National independence?new president?

What did you miss just now, why is it so big all of a sudden?
"...So in the new capital of their country, there is a street named after the lead singer of the band," JX continued, "I have no cards, and only own a village called JX."

"What??" The reporter yelled louder.

The video continued to play, and JX was still talking slowly:
"Because of this incident, I met a British record producer. I went to the UK with him. He has a nephew named Keith Moon who always likes to blow up toilets..."

"Wait, blow up the toilet?" the reporter asked.

He gradually felt that there were so many slots that he couldn't finish talking.

"Blowing toilets, to be exact," JX said. "His love of combining dynamite and toilets is beyond human comprehension, so I thought he was a talent, and I was going to start a band with him."

"Wow, wow," the reporter rubbed his nose. He didn't know the connection between blowing toilets and music, but he seemed to have heard related rumors, "I seem to have heard that in the band you brought over, There is one who likes to blow up hotel toilets..."

The story of "British band blowing up American toilets" first hit the headlines of the newspapers, and then it is not new.

Every time that weird band held a concert, it would make a mess of the hotel they stayed in.

Rooms were sprinkled with flour and televisions were thrown into swimming pools.

The most heinous thing is that they will also blow up the toilet with explosives that they don't know where.

It is said that their dozens of performances in the United States cost more than 50 US dollars just to repair the toilet.

"Yeah, that's them," JX said. "That's what everyone loves later, 'The Who.'"

"The Who."

The reporter repeated the name.

Actually he doesn't need to repeat.

The band is already one of the most popular and hottest bands in America right now.

The reporter leaned forward, his face full of curiosity: "What happens after that?"

"In the beginning, I took them to perform underground in the UK, and the band gradually became more and more popular," JX said. I put ten times more explosives in the drum than usual, but I accidentally detonated it early and knocked myself out..."

"..."

The reporter no longer knew what to say.

"...After carrying that kid away, the band members asked the audience if anyone thought they played drums better, could they come on stage and help them play..."

The reporter smiled wryly: "Under such circumstances, the band would choose to suspend the performance..."

"It turned out to be true." JX said.

"what?"

"There was a drummer named John Bonham who came on stage and played the rest of the way with the band, and he played the drums as well as Moon, if not a little bit better than Moon."

"... Awesome." The reporter flipped through his notebook, "Keith Moon and John Bonham, these two seem to be called very powerful drummers by the media..."

"The two best drummers ever." JX corrected.

"Two of the best drummers ever." The reporter repeated. "Two of them."

"Yes, it's normal that there are two of the best drummers ever."

JX put his hand on his chin and said, "You say, this John Bonham is a college student, just graduated, and works as an assembly worker in an auto repair factory. You say, such a good talent, can I miss it?"

"How did you do it?" the reporter asked.

"I'm going to take this guy into the band, but a band doesn't need two drummers," JX said.

Having said that, the reporter actually already guessed the answer.

"So, I formed another band," he said.

"This band is..."

"Because this band was born because Keith Moon was knocked out by himself, so the band name was also given by him, and this band is called - Led Zeppelin (led Zeppelin)."

The reporter leaned back tactically.

If he ran out now, asked anyone on the street if he knew about Zeppelin airships, his eyes would be rolled.

This band is so famous now.

"I never expected that the Zeppelin airship was built like this." The reporter sighed.

"When I was looking for a lead singer for Led Zeppelin, I found a kid with buck teeth, his upper teeth were 4 more than normal, so his vocal range was very wide.

"But the rest of Led Zeppelin preferred another guy named Plante, so this guy named Freddie Mercury was out of a job."

JX crossed his arms and said with enthusiasm: "His family conditions are not good, and his family does not support him to play music, but because of his deformed teeth, he was ridiculed since he was a child. Music is where he pins his dreams. You said , such a good talent and beautiful jade, can I miss it?"

"Of course, you can't." The reporter has learned to flatter.

"So, I built another band around this guy, and it's called Queen."

"Queens." The reporter repeated the word dryly. "The Queen who sang Bohemian Rhapsody?"

"Yes."

"And "we will rock you" and "we are the champions"? They sang it too?"

"Yes."

"People love this band, there's Bohemian Rhapsody at every party..."

After the reporter finished speaking, he realized that he was a little excited, and said a little embarrassedly: "...I'm sorry, please continue."

"I was approached by a band in Australia who wanted to enter the UK market, and they wanted me to write songs for them.

"So I made them an album, and they were very grateful to me. The band was called AC/DC, and they quickly became popular.

"At this time, I realized that I already have a lot of bands in my hands, and I have more songs that are not sung. What should I do?"

"So, I simply posted an event online. Anyone who is interested in rock and roll can post a video to participate in the online audition. I will select the best from all the participants to form my band."

The reporter interjected and asked: "Is this the 'Operation Takeover' that has been raging about a while ago?"

"Yes," JX said, "Within one month, there were more than 30 more videos on related topics on social networking sites, all of which were music contributions collected from all over the world."

"In order to watch these videos, my band members and I watched for more than a month, and finally found several good seedlings, and finally built them - The Kinks, King Crimson, Radio Three bands, Radiohead."

"And I selected a few young people who I think have the most potential to form the perfect lineup in my mind - The Rolling Stones (The Rolling Stones)."

"Except for the Rolling Stones and a few normal people who are more obedient, these bands are all first-class troublemakers." JX said, "In terms of operation, we encountered great difficulties. It cost a fortune to fix the toilet that Moon blew up."

"It turns out that you are also facing this problem..." the reporter said.

"So, in order to cater to the market, I found a few guys from the losers of a European talent show and formed the band ColdPlay."

The reporter's mouth opened into an O shape.

“While shooting the cover of Coldplay’s album, we found a taiga in Finland and got lost. A local band rescued us. I listened to their songs and thought they were good. Take them under your wing and rename them 'Nightwish'."

"So, just like that, we formed ten bands. These ten bands are called the 'JX Gang' in the UK. In order to expand their influence, I decided to bring them to the United States."

"This is the background of what you call the 'British Invasion'..."

……

"It's not over yet."

When everyone was immersed in the story, Yan Yunzhuo suddenly said.

"After talking for so long, Taylor Swift hasn't appeared yet, it's all bands whose names I haven't heard of," she said, "Isn't it just some tabloid gossip?"

Yan Yunzhuo frowned, showing a very impatient look.

After finally participating in a variety show as a guest, she didn't want all the screens to be directed at others.

So every once in a while, she speaks loudly on purpose.

She was about to say something more when suddenly a hand stretched out and covered her mouth.

"Shut up!"

Jiang Xinhai said.

　It's late, sorry sorry, the normal update time will resume tomorrow
　　
　
(End of this chapter)