Don't panic, do not panic, doomsday boss holds space artifact

Chapter 85 "Poisonous" Snake
Jiangnan He Tiantian didn't know Jiang Shun's tricks at all. At this moment, they were roasting horse meat to eat.

Horse meat itself is crispy and sweet, and it tastes better than beef. In addition, it has almost no fishy smell, and only a little salt is delicious.

"It's a pity that this piece will be gone tomorrow..." He Tiantian said wholeheartedly while chewing horse meat.

Zi Nu suddenly said, "It's not easy, when you get out of the mountain, you can eat as much as you want!"

Jiang Nan glared at him, looked at He Tiantian dotingly, and said, "Let's buy a horse and raise it by ourselves. You can eat it whenever you want!"

He Tiantian chewed and said softly: "The horse is so cute, how can you eat a horse?"

puff!
Jiang Nan almost burst out laughing. Looking at Zi Nu again, he was looking at He Tiantian with puzzled eyes, as if to say: How can this woman be so fickle, one time she said it was delicious, and another time she said she couldn't eat it...

He Tiantian gave him a look: boy, don't you know that a woman wants it if she doesn't want it?
Madam Jiang looked at the harmony of the family, her proud expression, as if she was looking at the country she had built...

Suddenly, Jiang Nan screamed.

He Tiantian was the closest, she turned her head to look, and saw something hanging from Jiangnan's butt, it looked as black as a rope, but she subconsciously reacted, it should be a snake!

She hurriedly picked up the meat-slicing knife at hand, and when the knife fell, the snake had already become two halves.

At this time, no one could care to praise her superb knife skills, and everyone's attention was focused on Jiangnan's buttocks.

"Lao Liu! What's the matter?" Aunt Jiang rushed over in a hurry.

Jiang Nan covered the place where he was bitten, and grinned: "It's a snake, bitten by a snake!"

"Then what should I do? Is it poisonous?" Aunt Jiang was so anxious that she was going to check Jiangnan's pants in public.

Jiang Nan clutched his trousers belt in a panic, and said, "Don't, don't, don't! I'll see for myself! Just see for myself!"

He hurriedly caught his pulse, and after a while, he looked at He Tiantian with a wrinkled face, "It's poisonous, you have to suck it out quickly!"

He Tiantian looked at his hands covering his buttocks with a blank expression, "Ha? You let me suck?"

Jiang Nan looked around with a sad face, "Then who did you say?"

But no, he is a 15-year-old boy. It is definitely not appropriate for his sisters-in-law, and it seems that his brothers are not right. His mother and his sister are not suitable.

He Tiantian turned his attention to Jiang Shi, "How about... let Uncle Stone come?"

Jiang Shi had a shit-eating expression, and so did Jiang Nan. In the end, his eyes swept over Zi Nu and fell back on He Tiantian's face, muttering in a low voice, "Anyway, we are both engaged, so you don't want to be a widow, right?"

Before He Tiantian made a sound, he heard Zi Nu shout: "That's not good!"

Jiang Nan turned his head and saw Zi Nu's face filled with righteous indignation. He had to ask, "You mean you came?"

Zi Nu's expression seemed to have eaten two catties of Xiang, "You are dreaming!"

Jiang Nan set his eyes on He Tiantian's face again, and said sincerely, "Just a few times..."

"I...I...I don't..." He Tiantian stepped back again and again.

"If you don't take it, you will be poisoned!" Jiang Nan said with a bitter face.

He Tiantian gritted his teeth, thinking that he couldn't live without such a good helper, so he closed his eyes and bit a live pig!
It's just that before she could answer, the crowd of Jiang's family was suddenly separated, Jiang Changgong rushed in, and without saying a word, he pressed Jiang Nan and slapped it, "Why are you still grinding! No matter how much you grind, you will die! Little girl Where's the embarrassment, I'll come!"

Jiang Nan was so brutally held down, he didn't have time to say "Actually, this snake is not poisonous", Jiang Changgong has already removed the poison for him resolutely.

Of course, at this moment, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law all turned their backs consciously.

Most people are embarrassed to look at it, but there is one person who is not ordinary.

Jin Feng did not expect that Jiang Shun actually dug up a snake, and he had previous experience. He wrapped his hands in a jacket in advance, and he was not injured at all, and he threw the snake to Jiangnan's house smoothly. Just behind Jiangnan.

It's just that she didn't expect the next scene, so out of curiosity, she kept looking at it.

Of course, when the big girl and the little daughter-in-law turned around, it was her happiest scene.

truth!

She was looking really good when suddenly someone slapped the back of her head, accompanied by Jiang Shun's angrily scolding: "What are you looking at?!"

Jin Feng turned his head and said aggrievedly: "I...I just...watch the fun!"

Jiang Shun scolded his head and covered his face: "Why? I've been starving you for the past few days? Faceless and skinless, dare to look at anything!"

No matter how thick-skinned Jin Feng was, he was still ashamed to be scolded like this in front of everyone.

But this is just the beginning, Ma Shi snorted and said neither yin nor yang: "I said earlier, can this kind of thing be married? You don't even know who it is when you give birth to a baby!"

In order to please the Ma family, Jiang Shun's two sisters-in-law also agreed.

"That's right, big brother, you should hurry up and coax your sister-in-law back!"

"How good is Xiu Niang's sister-in-law, gentle and docile, isn't she a hundred times stronger than this?"

Jin Feng was aggrieved to death.

Jiang Shun glanced at her, and his eyes really went to Xiuniang.

After speaking, Jiangnan had already finished healing. He touched some herbs and chewed them on the wound. He didn't dare to ask He Tiantian again.

Obviously, Jiang Changgong and He Tiantian had the same idea, just took two bites of pork, and it was quite tender!
He turned around and was about to leave, He Tiantian picked up half of the snake and handed it to him, "Uncle Chang Gong, this snake seems to be quite fat, take it and give it to the children!"

Jiang Changgong hesitated a little, Jiang Nan hurriedly said: "The snake venom is on the teeth, the lower half is not poisonous, it can be eaten!"

This half is as long as He Tiantian's forearm, and as thick as Er's arm, Jiang Changgong immediately pursed his lips, "Yes! Today's food is not bad!"

After he left, Jiang Nan pulled out the remaining half of the tooth, and handed it to Aunt Jiang, "This half is no longer poisonous, let's make a soup for you, father, and the children of various families. repair!"

Aunt Jiang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and happily went to stew the snake.

It's just that He Tiantian's gaze at Jiangnan seemed a bit meaningful.

Jiang Nan smiled awkwardly, "What's wrong? I'm fine!"

He Tiantian narrowed his eyes, "That snake is really poisonous?"

"It's poisonous! You don't know! It hurts!" Jiang Nan said, and he turned his head away with a guilty conscience.

He Tiantian pinched him hard on his waist, gritted his teeth and said, "Does it hurt? You dare to lie to me!"

"Woman, spare your life!" Jiangnan begged for mercy in a low voice.

Here, the future young couple flirted, and over there, Jiang Shun was bombarded by the whole family again.

"You can eat the snake's teeth when you pull it out? What do you think, big brother, so fat is enough for our whole family to eat!"

"That's it! What a pity!"

"Boss, don't do such stupid things again! Also, hurry up and coax Xiu Niang back, and get the children back!"

Jiang Shun was bombarded by the crowd, and the thought that he originally planned to go to Xiuniang was gone. He lay down directly and covered his head with a dirty bed.

It's just that at night, Jin Feng got into his bed again...

(End of this chapter)