There are always bad guys trying to steal my real body

Chapter 1 Meeting with Jun Chu

Apricot blossoms rain in late spring, and the morning mist is hazy.

In Yuzhou City, Berkshire, on a tree stump at the entrance of the temple in Xianlong Town, Yu Bailu, who was sitting quietly and taking a rest, felt his light body hanging on a gourd vine in a trance.

A man walked up to her and held up her buttocks.

"Although there is only one knot, it is very beautiful."

The world is clear, the adulterer is so courageous, he dares to publicize his adultery in the daytime, and molested her.

Annoyed, Yu Bailu struggled, only to hear the cracking sound above his head, and his body fell straight down, breaking into several pieces and falling apart.

Winter plums and summer insects have their own sorrows.The dream is short and the love is long, and everything is empty when I wake up.Thousands of years have passed by, looking back, there is only desolation left!
"Needle, thread, brain silver mirror, thump, thump, thump, thump", the shout of the salesman carrying the shoulder pole shaking the rattle awakened the egret.

The slipping skirt unfolded under the knees like a peacock spreading its tail, and the wine gourd that fell from the waist "gululu" rolled to the ground, and an ugly face like a floating corpse came into view.

With a "bang", Yu Bailu threw a punch.

In the next second, she was smiling all over her face, nodded and bowed, and spread out a set of six volumes of "Pictures of Erotic Beauty" in front of the black-eyed Liu Fu like a fan.

"Mr. Liu, written by the famous craftsman 'Tang Yin', it is genuinely produced by Sanmai Study, freshly released, please have a look."

Liu Fu, with a fat head and big ears, looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he quickly wrapped all the books in his robe and pulled down the money bag on his waist.

"Miss Yu, I can't take this punch for nothing."

Yu Bailu cut off Liu Fu's remaining words about bargaining: "Mr. Liu, you don't want me to wake up early to wait for you, but you must also know that many people are looking forward to this good thing."

Liu Fu, who forgot that Yu Bailu was an iron rooster for a moment, and was still trying to pluck any hair from him, thought he was unlucky, and was just reaching out to hand out the money bag, when he heard a loud shout.

"Yu Bailu, what are you doing?"

Holding a feather duster, Yu's mother, Li Shi, rushed forward in a hurry and grabbed her daughter by the nape of her neck.

Seeing someone approaching, Liu Fu hurriedly covered his face, turned around and ran away.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Yu Bailu snatched the purse, slid it into the sleeve, and then called out in a sweet and soft voice: "Mother."

Without saying a word, Mrs. Li grabbed her daughter by the back of her neck and walked home.

"Matchmaker Huang has brought Mr. Qian to the door, so you don't want to run away today."

Yu Egret, with his neck shrunk, rolled his eyeballs, peeking around, looking for a chance to escape, begging for mercy.

"Mother, save me some face, let me go first."

"You've already lost all your face. "Pictures of the Erotic Palace" is something that you, a girl, have the nerve to sell, but I'm too embarrassed to say it."

How can there be a distinction between high and low occupations, if you have money, you don't make a bastard!

The motto of Yu Bailu, who got into the eyes of money, is: Only by getting rich can you relieve your worries!
Seeing that the house is getting closer and there is no hope of escaping, Yu Bailu can only ask for blessings.

She marched into the house boldly, sat down with Dama Jindao, and immediately received the warning from her mother, she hurriedly closed her legs and pretended to be a lady.

Mr. Qian, who was barely decent in appearance, sized up the egret for six, seven, eighty-nine rounds, as if looking at a stallion, as if he wanted to see clearly all the horns and corners of the egret.Goosebumps all over Yu Bailu's body when he saw it, and Huang Matchmaker couldn't help coughing dryly.

Very satisfied, Mr. Qian looked away, without saying a word, and put a wooden box on the table with pride

Inside lay two white and fat silver ingots with red threads tied on them, which was very pleasing.

"I am very satisfied with your beauty. My family has a lot of wealth, and marrying you as the fourth wife is not an insult to you."

Four rooms?

Isn't it concubine?
Huang Matchmaker smiled dryly, Yu Mu, who obviously didn't know, looked gloomy, and Yu Bailu, who didn't say anything, raised his hand and waved a whip.

"Take a concubine? You go home and get the soles of your shoes!"

The unsuspecting Young Master Qian was thrown out like a spinning top, Matchmaker Huang fell to the ground in fright, and Yu Bailu jumped out the door.

Yu's mother, who was worried that her temper would not be serious, hurriedly chased out the door. With a "click", a piece of rubble fell on her feet.

When she looked up and saw her daughter had jumped onto the roof, she realized that she was taking the opportunity to escape.

"Yu Bailu, you can hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day. If you don't settle your marriage today, I will drive you out of this house."

"Mother, don't worry, I'll go and abduct a son-in-law for you right now."

Leaving aside a thick-skinned and perfunctory guarantee that seemed true or false, Yu Bailu's figure completely disappeared.

"I don't know who this child looks like!"

Li Shi, who was funny and angry, shook his head again and again.

Still in shock, the yellow matchmaker whose ass almost fell into eight petals secretly slandered that Yu Bailu's straightforward and thick-skinned temperament was very much like her mother.

She was really blinded by lard today, and she forgot the fiery temperament of the mother and daughter.And that Yu Bailu is still a "demon hunter" who dares to kill demons, how could she dare to hide the fact that Mr. Qian wanted to take a concubine.

Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best policy.

As for Mr. Qian's life and death, she can't control it anymore! ——
On the top of Jishan Mountain, a man in white is chasing a ball of black demonic energy, tossing and turning in the air, passing through the fog and clouds.

Suddenly, a blue figure rushed out from the slanting stab, and hit the black magic energy with a palm, and the blue light exploded.

The black demonic energy fell into the fairy spring below and turned into the demon god nine-tailed black fox. Just as he was about to jump up, the silver-white nine-day black robe fell from the sky and covered him.

"Mountain God Leng Rong, you can't trap me."

The demon god Nine Tails soared into the sky wearing the Nine Heavens Profound Clothes, splashing water everywhere.

Leng Rong formed seals with both hands, and the Nine Heavens Xuanyi was shining brightly, expanding continuously, enveloping all the overflowing and fleeing demon energy.

"Leng Rong, Beixuan, when this god comes out again, he will definitely tear the two of you into pieces, forever."

The demon god Nine Tails disappeared, and the light from the Nine Heavens Xuanyi dissipated and gently floated down on the grass.

With a "plop", the mountain god Leng Rong, who had exhausted all his mana, fell into the fairy spring.

The blue-clothed mountain god Beixuan couldn't continue to maintain his transformation. When he fell, he turned into a palm-sized tortoise, lying on the edge of the pool, very embarrassed, but he still didn't forget to take this opportunity to tease him. Leng Rong looked embarrassed.

"The demon god is really extraordinary. If he hadn't broken his demon body a hundred years ago, you and I would never be able to control his demon spirit today. However, you are no different from ordinary people today. How will you live in the mountains in the future?"

Once the gods who have not eaten the fireworks of the world for thousands of years lose their mana, they are no different from children who do not know how to survive.

"You still, worry about yourself more!"

He is a big living person, no matter what he is better than a turtle.

Beixuan, who finally seized the opportunity to run against Leng Rong, would not let it go easily: "Ordinary people need to eat whole grains, can you make a fire?"

Such a small matter, how can it be difficult for him to fall.

Leng Rong pointed at the dead leaves, but there was no response.

Frowning slightly, he was lucky again, but not a single spark appeared.

A gust of cold wind passed by, and the naked Leng Rong snapped his fingers at Jiutian Xuanyi.

The sound was very loud, but it was useless, Jiutian Xuanyi lay on the ground without moving.

"It's over, Leng Rong, you will freeze and starve to death."

The little turtle Beixuan laughed out loud, and Leng Rong finally realized that things were a little tricky.

I only hope that Xianquan can help him recover some mana.

"You don't come down, do you want to keep this 'longevity' honor?"

longevity?

A thousand-year-old king and an eight-thousand-year tortoise, don't think he didn't hear the secret Tao Kan, Leng Rong, this damn black-bellied guy.

"I am the Four Spirits Xuangui, the mountain god of Tianjian Mountain, so I have a long life. But, do you really plan to fend for yourself in this mountain? It's not that this god looks down on you, I bet you won't survive seven days."

Not hearing a reply, Beixuan saw that Leng Rong had sunk into the spring, so he also fell asleep beside the pool of Xianquan.

Above the canopy, Yu Egret jumped like a squirrel, startling countless birds in the maple forest.

Seeing the end of the maple forest, she jumped to the ground, and the warm water vapor hit her cheeks, and a picture of a beauty coming out of the bath came into her eyes.

The tall and straight man with clear bones stood up from the fairy spring. His upper body was naked, and the crystal clear water droplets scrambled to slide down the graceful muscles, which stunned Yu Bailu for a moment.

(End of this chapter)