There are always bad guys trying to steal my real body

Chapter 16 Three Immortal Cave (2)

In the Three Immortals Cave, someone stole the egret's butt.

She slapped the innocent Leng Rong across the face, and looked at him in embarrassment.

"Feel sorry."

She hurriedly turned around to see which little bastard dared to pluck the beard on the tiger's face?

As a result, nothing was seen.

Leng Rong saw two palm prints behind Yu Bailu's buttocks who turned around, and he stretched out his hand to make a gesture, but they were not human palm prints.

And just as he was making gestures, Yu Bailu happened to turn around, and the two looked at each other again, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward and ambiguous.

This man's lust is getting fatter and fatter. He stole her bellyband before, but now he wants to steal her ass.

"you……"

"The palm print on your butt looks like a frog."

Leng Rong cuts off Yu Bailu's misunderstanding and tells the truth.

Yu Bailu was at a loss as to whose hands would look like frogs.

"Can you say something trustworthy?"

Yu Bailu, who was pulling his clothes while making complaints, turned his head to check. Before he could see the palm prints on his buttocks, he saw a toad half a person's height sitting not far from the cave, waving to her and saying hello.

With a sound of "Ah", Yu Bailu rolled his eyes and fell into Leng Rong's arms.

Yu Bailu, who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, was extremely wonderful in his childhood, and had a long period of glorious years.

She has become the king of children since she was six or seven years old. She once took a group of little radish heads to the pond west of the town to catch ghosts in the middle of the night.

That night, the moon was originally bright, but for some reason, the moon was suddenly closed by dark clouds and gusts of wind blew.

The atmosphere suddenly became gloomy and terrifying. A group of little radish heads all tensed up and huddled into a pile. They completely lost their rhetoric about catching ghosts before.

But before they sounded the drum to retreat, a black figure suddenly appeared from the pitch-black pond, scaring a group of little radishheads like frightened birds, screaming "Zhiwa" and running away in all directions.

Yu Bailu was knocked down by someone in the midst of war and chaos, and he fell to the ground on his back, with someone stepping on his stomach.

She really wanted to scold people, but she was worried about the stampede of the little carrot heads, so she hurriedly spoke out to embolden everyone.

"Don't run away, no."

Before she could utter the word "ghost", something suddenly jumped onto her face.

A wet, sticky, smelly toad sat on Yu Bailu's face.

She let out a scream of "ah", and almost failed to attract the wolf two miles away.

That night, Yu Bailu, who ran home crying, washed his face countless times, but still felt that his face had a foul smell.

Since then, Yu Bailu has developed a serious fear of toads, including the toad's close relative "frog".

Yu Bailu, who dared to punch a tiger even when he saw a tiger, hung on Leng Rong's body because of the afterimage of a toad monster, with his head buried on his shoulder and his hands beating his back.

"Is it gone, is it gone. Is the ugly thing gone?"

Leng Rong, who was holding Yu Bailu's buttocks with both hands, did not expect that Yu Bailu, who could kill the green snake demon with a whip, would be afraid of toads, and suddenly felt that she was very cute.

"It's gone, you don't have to be afraid."

"Don't lie to me, be careful I will beat you."

Yu Bailu, whose head was buried on Leng Rong's shoulder, did not dare to raise his head, reconfirmed in a threatening way, and punched Leng Rong on the back as if warning him.

"I swear by the tortoise shell of my best friend Beixuan, I never lied to you."

The little turtle Beixuan who had been forgotten outside the Three Immortals Cave sneezed, slandering whoever was speaking ill of him, completely unaware that it was his wronged brother who swore against him.

"Really? Then I'm coming down."

Yu Bailu relaxed his legs as he slid down like climbing a flagpole, and slowly slid down from Leng Rong's body and landed on the ground.

But she didn't let go of her hands, she still hooked Leng Rong's neck, ready to jump up again at any time.

Bolding up her courage, she turned around slowly.

The green aura of the cave behind is dotted like starlight, which is very dreamy.

Not seeing the half-human-tall toad again, she let out a long sigh of relief.

When turning around, his forehead rubbed against the tip of Leng Rong's nose, he raised his head subconsciously, and met Leng Rong's eyes again.

There was a smile she had never seen before in Leng Rong's bright black eyes, with a trace of ambiguity that tickled her heart.

I don't know if it was because of fright or something else, but Yu Baichen's heart was beating very hard at this time, and his cheeks were slightly hot, as if he had a fever.

"My neck was almost broken by you."

Leng Rong's bright red lips opened and closed in front of Bailu's eyes, and Yu Bailu hurriedly let go of his hand after realizing it, and stepped back in embarrassment. As a result, his heels stumbled together and he almost fell, but Leng Rong grabbed his waist.

"Didn't you already catch my pigtail, and you still want to do this trick?"

"What braid?"

Yu Bailu, who stood up straight, suddenly realized that Leng Rong meant that she used a beauty trick to grab his pigtails, and couldn't help but let out an "oh", and pointed at Leng Rong.

"So, you know."

"I'm not stupid."

He is not stupid, she is the stupid one.

This guy saw through and got tricked, which means that he planned to stay at her house from the beginning to eat and drink, and then watched her jump up and down and play monkey games in order to keep him, full of ugly behaviors.

"Boom."

She reached out and punched him.

"So, you're not leaving?"

"Well, I don't want to go."

Suspicion appeared on Bailu's face with eyeballs rolling: "Don't say that you are noble and don't love money, that's why you refused Sister Qing's temptation. Tell me honestly, do you want to stay, do you have another purpose?"

Leng Rong stayed by Yu Bailu's side to get back the Nine Heavens Xuanyi, but now, it doesn't seem to be entirely for this reason.

"Because of your cooking skills, your charm."

Hearing this, Yu Bailu tightened his collar tightly: "It's fine to covet my culinary skills, but not as a human being."

Leng Rong, who took a step forward, looked closely into Bailu's eyes: "Then you still used beauty tricks before?"

Wow look at this man.Now I have nothing to fear, and I want to turn against the customer!
It's really the opposite!

"Are you not afraid, I will drive you away?"

Not to be outdone, Yu Bailu wanted to take advantage of Leng Rong, but the other party beat her back to her original shape with one sentence.

"Aren't you afraid, your mother stuffed you in a sedan chair and forced you to marry?"

She was afraid, so she tried her best to keep him.

"Then don't compromise so quickly, it's too unchallenging."

Leng Rong couldn't keep up with Yu Bailu's brain circuit: "Why, you still want to continue your beauty trick, is it an addiction?"

"No, I just think it's very interesting for you to chase after me and push to the limit. If life is without waves, like a pool of stagnant water, I can't help but want to be a demon?"

"Are you, pervert?"

Leng Rong has always thought that Yu Bailu, who has the smell of fireworks on his body, is very interesting and special.But it seems that the smell of fireworks is too strong, too special!
Yu Bailu chuckled, she did not deny that sometimes she was a bit perverted.

However, since Leng Rong wanted to stay from the beginning, why
"I asked you to sign the contract before, why did you refuse?"

(End of this chapter)