There are always bad guys trying to steal my real body

chapter 74
As the saying goes, good words are hard to persuade, damn ghost!

Beixuan exhausted his words, but he completely lost his patience with the cow playing the piano, so he simply smashed it.

"Forget it. I don't care about you. I hope you will be kicked out in a while, and you will escape into the empty door from now on, and end the world of mortals."

Beixuan felt that as a friend, he had exhausted all his benevolence, so he simply ignored him.

But he has a temperament that doesn't spit quickly, and just said that he doesn't care, but he can't help nagging again.

"Leng Rong, you should think about it. If you are kicked out, then Jiutian Xuanyi"

Before Beixuan finished speaking, a donkey brayed suddenly from the gate of the courtyard.

Hearing the donkey bray, Beixuan immediately performed a "big jump" on the spot.

"My mother's seventh uncle and his master, where did you come from, you should be a donkey, and ran to other people's doors without opening your eyes and barking."

A black-faced man with a sweat scarf tied on his head led a donkey through the front yard of his house, and handed the rope to Leng Rong with a smile.

Yu Bailu, who heard the movement inside the house, came out and handed the money bag that was said to be Leng Rong's dowry to the black-faced man.

The black-faced man who smiled and showed a row of big white teeth said, "Money and goods are cleared", stuffed the money bag into his arms, and left.

After a while, Yu Bailu, who was standing next to the stone mill with a dustpan in his hand, poured the soaked soybeans onto the stone mill.

Yu's mother waved a small leather whip, smiling and driving the donkey to pull the mill, and Yu Baichen, who was sitting in a wheelchair, fiddled with the tofu pressing tool with a face of reluctance.

Amidst the braying of the donkey, the small courtyard of Yu's family was in harmony, except for Beixuan, a little tortoise who was lying on all fours on the ground and was rolling around.

"This home, I don't have it!"

Yu Bailu patted the bean dregs off his hands, and threw two or three lively shrimps beside the little turtle Beixuan.

"I heard that bastards don't let go of biting people, they only need to let the donkey bray twice, so it's true."

Today in the garden, Beixuan, who was forced to learn how to hold a carp by Leng Rong, turned over and wiped out a shrimp that was riding on its head.

"The bastard is afraid of thunder, and the bray of a donkey is just like thunder. Bah, no. I am a black tortoise, a divine beast, and I am not afraid of thunder at all, let alone a donkey. It's just that the sound of that guy's barking is so unpleasant that I can't hear it. uncomfortable."

Yu Bailu nodded receptively and let out a long "oh".

"Donkeys can walk."

Unexpectedly, Yu Bailu was so talkative, Beixuan's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"But you have to grind instead of it."

It knew that Yu Bailu, who was black-hearted and black-hearted, would be so kind.

"Unexpectedly, you little girl with thick eyebrows and big eyes has such a vicious heart!"

"Do you want to go on a long voyage, you can start now, and I can give you a ride for free."

"I don't care, I don't have it in this family."

Beixuan yelled imposingly, and then ran away quickly with his tail between his legs.

It didn't want to be kicked out before Leng Rong was kicked out of the house.

But that guy Leng Rong really knows how to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and even cheated Xiao Qin's tofu recipe with his beauty.

The majestic god, after being reduced to a mortal, completely freed himself and became a shameless person. As a best friend, he must not just watch his brother sink.

Leng Rong, this scum, let him wipe it out with his own hands, and it won't be in vain to worry about him.

On the second day after the new member of the Yu family, donkey, replaced the big rooster, one of the village tyrants, to wake people up, Beixuan, a little turtle biting a shrimp whisker, lay on Wangcai's head, looking at the hard-working idiot donkey.

"Brother, being a dog is better than being a donkey. Look at him, he's got whipped for his work, he's so stupid and pitiful. Shall we bite the poor fellow's rope and set him free?"

"If you let the donkey run away, Yu Bailu will let you have a funeral."

Sitting on the cool bed under the tree with a bowl of Leng Rong of bean curd nao, drinking happily while persuading Beixuan not to die.

It was Leng Rong, the bastard, who brought this donkey home who had nothing to do and liked to bark. The more he thought about it, the more angry Bei Xuan wanted to fly from Wangcai's dog's head, and into Leng Rong's bowl of tofu brains to add some Materials.

"I advise you not to act recklessly, or I will hang you in front of the donkey and let it bark at you all the time."

"Big fat pig on the cutting board, you bastard. I know you have a dark belly, but I never thought you would have such a vicious heart. I will punish you with pen and ink, and make you notorious."

"The merits and virtues are recorded by the underworld, and the biographies of mortal figures cannot affect one or two, it is just a waste of pen and ink."

In terms of anger, if Leng Rong is called the second, no one can be called the first, and Yu Bailu can only be tied with him.

Bei Xuan disarmed and surrendered before he was angina pectoris. He replaced Yu Mu with his mount Wangcai, who was wielding the whip, and chased the donkey to make it pull the grinder. He secretly hoped that the donkey that always barked would die from exhaustion.

The donkey was not exhausted, but Wangcai, who ran the donkey around three times by himself, almost died of exhaustion, lying on the ground and sticking out his tongue.

Beixuan secretly scolded the useless dog, and had no choice but to lie on the cold bed and pretend to be dead.

But Beixuan's mouth, even if the lid of the coffin is sealed with nails, it still has to talk to the person who sealed the coffin for a couple of pennies.It seems that the upper lip and the lower lip are in love with each other for too long and it will die.

"Leng Rong, you have become cunning after becoming a mortal. I never thought that you would sacrifice your beauty in order to obtain the secret recipe for making tofu handed down by the bean curd Xi Shi's family in order to find a way to make money for the Yu family's mother and son."

"Barter, the fair and just way passed down from the ancestors."

Tofu Shih Tzu wants rare sunflower seeds, and he trades them for the method of making tofu. What's wrong with getting the best of both worlds?

Took a long time not to sacrifice the hue, it turned out to be an equivalent exchange.

So it jumped up and down worrying for a while, but in the end it made everyone watch a monkey show.

"Yu Bailu knew your recipe of exchanging sunflower seeds for tofu from the very beginning?"

"she does not know."

Beixuan was very surprised: "With her temperament, if you don't know, if you dare to break her flowers, she won't break your legs?"

"She trusts me."

"Brother, can you stop being so narcissistic?"

"She said it herself. She believes in me. She believes that I have reasons for everything I do. I'm not the kind of person who will do anything wrong."

"You actually believed such hypocritical words?"

Beixuan seriously suspected that when Yu Bailu said this, he was holding two kitchen knives in his hands behind his back.

"Are you jealous?"

Leng Rong suddenly said such a sentence out of nowhere, making Beixuan dizzy.

"Jealous for what?"

"Jealous of her trusting me."

I also took a bath with her, do you want to be jealous of me?
Beixuan, who only dared to slander in his heart, hesitated and asked: "Aren't you going to get back the Nine Heavens Xuanyi, are you going to help Yu Bailu kill Treading Snow and find plums?"

"When my mana recovers, killing him won't be a problem. Before that, I will stay by her side to prevent her from getting hurt."

There is such a choice, Beixuan didn't expect it either.

just
(End of this chapter)