The First Auxiliary Road from the Imperial Examination

Chapter 74 Pretending to be Sleeping Is Professional
Sheng Yuan panicked!
As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw her father sneering with his arms around her.

Baby, be afraid!The little guy quickly opened his hands to find his mother, and then saw his mother staring at her with a warm smile.

Sheng Yuan's round body trembled a little, his paws covered his mouth, and his big eyes looked left and right in panic, looking pitiful.

"Okay, stop pretending, little guy!" Third Master Sheng couldn't help laughing first, raised his eyebrows, and walked over, "We all know how you behaved today, ha ha."

Sheng Yuan felt bad, so she quickly got up, and Diandian ran to her mother's place to beg for a hug.

"Hey! Little guy." Sheng Xiangxun took a moment to see her hugging her mother's neck to cling to her.

Zheng Shi resisted not kissing the little thing, but pinched her back collar and pulled her out of her arms.

Facing the big bright and ignorant eyes, she pretended to be angry: "You are so brave, you dare to talk nonsense when you are not familiar with the place? Your majesty, the empress and the prince face to face, your idea is very clever!"

Sheng Yuan saw that this was a joint interrogation, two trials!

Immediately, there was a hallucination of a dull pain in the little hands and buttocks.

Immediately, ignoring the fact that he hadn't eaten yet, he crawled back onto the couch with hands and feet together, shaking his small body and saying, "Baby is so sleepy!"

Then he closed his eyes, lay down on the side with a "plop", pretending to be fast asleep, and even snored a little.

Sheng Xiangxun was stunned: "..."

Mrs. Zheng couldn't help laughing when she saw that this little guy was playing tricks, pointing at the little thing pretending to be sleeping, and asked her husband: "Third Master, did this little guy learn from you?"

"No, how can this depend on me!" Sheng Xiangxun opened his round eyes and exclaimed, "I didn't teach her to deal with parents like this!"

Mrs. Zheng snorted, and said in her heart, the child will follow suit!
Sheng Xiangxun refused to accept it, and planned to have a good talk with the kid.

Of course, before educating a child, the child must first be woken up.

Then, Sheng Sanye, a master of cheating, discovered that this kid was better than him at pretending!
No matter how much he scratches her little palm, shakes her little paw, even lifts her up and shakes her... This little bastard is not awake at all!
Sheng Xiangxun was happy!

I can't wake up!

"Hey! Wake up! Wake up! Don't pretend to be asleep!" Sheng Xiangxun was so angry that he grabbed the child's foot and gnawed it.But this little thing is so good at acting that it doesn't even move.

After a while, Third Master Sheng, who was exhausted both physically and mentally, slumped on the chair, and waved his hand weakly at Mrs. Zheng: "This little thing is so difficult to teach! I can't control it anymore, come on!"

Mrs. Zheng looked at the father and husband tossing about until now with a funny face, looked at the time, thought that it was time for sister An to come back, so she ignored them, stood up and prepared to arrange dinner.

"Father! Mother! Sister... I'm coming back!" Sister An's energetic cheers came from the yard, and Sheng Xiangxun didn't care about the little girl who was pretending to be sleeping, so he hurriedly told people to take care of this little guy. Run out to find the eldest daughter for help.

When the outside room became quiet, Sheng Yuan quickly opened one eye and took a look around.

Finding that it wasn't a trap, she quickly got up, without Xiaoyao's help, she rubbed off the ground bit by bit, pulled on the soft shoes, and walked out quietly.

Before reaching the flower hall, she heard her elder sister slapping her chest confidently and boasting: "No problem! We'll take care of it!"

An exclamation mark immediately appeared in Sheng Yuan's little head!
Her sister is going out!

"Hurry up and withdraw!" Sheng Yuan wanted to slip out of such words in his heart.

But, but, the delicious food that floats to the nose is so delicious!
The little guy groaned for a while, but couldn't move.

Shrugging her nose, Sheng Yuan pursed her small mouth, hesitated for a while, put her small hand on the edge of the red sandalwood hollow screen, and quietly poked her head out.

"Hey! I caught you!"

She didn't see the delicious food, but her sister's big head was almost pressed against her face.

Sheng Yuan was startled, her chubby body was unsupported, she took two steps back, her feet were unstable and she sat down on the ground.

Fortunately, her elder sister quickly grabbed her arm, making her sit comfortably.

Even so, Sheng Yuan was still frightened, and her lips shrunk in fright.

"Yo! Sister!" Sheng An was also frightened, squatting down in a hurry, almost patting her head to coax her, "Come on, sister help you up."

"Hey, it's okay, it doesn't hurt or hurt!" Third Master Sheng hurried over to have a look.

"Hurry up and pick up the child!" Seeing him frantically circling the child, Zheng scolded him angrily.

Sheng Yuan looked left and right, and saw that everyone's attention was on her, sobbed "Wow".Her grievances poured out like a flood!

The more the little guy cried, the more wronged he became, and the more he was wronged, the louder he cried.

Standing in front of her father, Sheng An looked at her younger sister who was crying uncontrollably in her mother's arms. She couldn't help but covered her ears, and with a bitter face, she jumped to her feet and shouted: "Father and mother, hurry up and let this little guy stop crying, I will The ears can't take it anymore! It's so loud!"

Ga? !

With tears on Sheng Yuan's face, she sniffed and looked at her sister, probably realizing that she was rejected by her sister, the little guy took a deep breath... and cried even louder!
"Okay! Okay! Don't talk about you, can't you do it?" Both Mr. Sheng and Mrs. Zheng felt a headache from this little thing's quarrel, wishing they could raise their hands and surrender immediately.

"If you don't cry, then we'll change the story today!"

"But if you still cry, then we have to have a good talk tomorrow!"

One of the couple compromised and surrendered, and the other threatened in a gentle voice.

The effect was not bad, Sheng Yuan became quiet at that time.

Although he would hiccup from time to time, the little guy finally calmed down.

Sheng An was half lying on the chair without sitting, waving his hands indiscriminately, and sighed haggardly: "It's quiet! I've been doing papers for a whole day, I'm so full! I haven't even eaten yet. .”

Sheng Yuan was also full of crying, the little guy was sobbing until he was out of breath, while touching his belly with his little hand, he said sadly: "Wait, wait a minute, hungry, hungry, what to do!"

"Hahaha!" Sheng An didn't expect his sister to be thinking about eating, so he couldn't help but patted the armrest of the chair and laughed.

Sheng Xiangxun and Zheng looked at the little daughter with tears on her face, and didn't know whether to laugh or be angry!

well!The little girl is too cute, but also a kind of trouble!
【Host, the things you said in the palace today don’t look like what a three-year-old could say! 】

At night, Sheng Yuan lay in the tent with his paws resting on his head, staring at the top of the mosquito net, chatting with the system.

"But I'm a real three-year-old baby!"

system:【……】

Sheng Yuan was aware of its worries: "I thought I should say that, and I didn't think too much about it; whether they took those words as children's words or thought they had something to say, I always deserved it. Xin, as for the others... well, being too smart is also a kind of trouble!"

【…】Even though the system has thousands of words to say, it has nothing to say right now.

Forget it, let’s just leave it at that, follow the host to see the scenery everywhere in the future!Whether it is Hainan or Lingnan, each has its own good!
(End of this chapter)