The female partner of fast wear counterattacks the road of scumbag abuse

Chapter 22 Jin Yong's Martial Arts Tragedy Character (10)

What Yun Jiao said made Yang Kang completely speechless, and he slumped on the ground as if he had lost all his strength.

"Then... what should I do in the future?"

The sarcasm in Yunjiao's eyes dissipated and became bright again: "Of course you're going with me. Wouldn't it be nice for us to go sightseeing together in the future? If you're tired, you can go back to Peach Blossom Island. Whoever bullied you has me!" Why do you care about this mundane world? Do you really think being an emperor is easy?"

Yang Kang was shocked by her face, and smiled helplessly: "You have never been an emperor, how do you know it's not easy?"

Yunjiao squatted beside him, and said with her fingers: "Of course I know. You see, it is only a basic skill to know people and make good use of balance in court. They wake up earlier than chickens and sleep later than dogs. More than 300 days a year Every moment, I have to spare time to serve the [-] goblins in the harem, and to prevent my offspring from becoming jealous sacrifices. Think about it carefully, which emperor lives longer? Who can live such a hellish life? Live long?"

Yunjiao thought, just kidding, this palace is the dignified princess of Zhou, how hard the emperor forced her to know better than anyone else, okay?
Yang Kang: ...

Forget the rest, what do you mean you have to serve 300 goblins in the harem more than [-] days a year?
"Obviously the goblins are serving the emperor."

"Ham, it's the same. Anyway, one man, more than 3000 women, this kind of disease will die if you die from exhaustion."

"Nianci, why are you so..."

"Cute, isn't it?"

"……Yes!"

Although it is straightforward, it is quite cute!

So beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

Yang Kang looked at the eccentric woman beside him, the cloud in his heart suddenly dissipated, and there seemed to be a warm sun shining in.

Yang Kang suddenly felt that it would be nice to wander the world with his confidante by his side.

Why bother to sacrifice your life for the dog emperor and be charged with treason!

"Nianci, thank you!" Yang Kang suddenly became serious.

Thank you for waking me up!
Just a little bit, I'm about to go the wrong way!
Yun Jiao waved her hand, and a stone fell from her heart: "It's okay, it's okay, as long as you can listen to what I say."

Yang Kang raised his eyebrows, and returned to the handsome young master: "So what if you don't listen?"

Yun Jiao narrowed her eyes slightly when she heard the words, and said with a chuckle, "If you don't listen, I'll just break your legs and lock you up."

Yang Kang: (⊙﹏⊙)!
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Yang Kang finally let go of his knots, and Yun Jiao also felt that she would not be able to stay in this world for long.

However, 438 never said that the task was completed.

Yunjiao has no choice but to continue wandering in this world, taking Yang Kang with her.

But Yang Kang is a little strange, these days he keeps saying things that Yun Jiao can't understand.

For example, when passing by a town, Yang Kang saw a clay figurine stall on the street, pointed to two of them and asked Yun Jiao: "Nianci, look at this pair of clay figurines, do they look good?"

Yun Jiao glanced at the pair of clay figurines in wedding dresses, a man and a woman, and rolled her eyes angrily: "It's not as good-looking as mine, do you want it? Want me to buy it for you. As long as you are good, give it to me." You can afford it if you buy a gai.”

Yang Kangzui: "...Forget it, I'm just asking!"

Another example is passing by the lake.

Yang Kang pointed to a pair of mandarin ducks in the lake and recited a poem: "The body has no colorful phoenix and two flying wings, but the heart has a clear understanding. Nianci, are you right?"

Yun Jiao spread her hands: "Who knows if they can understand, and I'm not them, so I can't empathize with them!"

Yang Kang: ...

Yunjiao explained to him: "Actually, mandarin ducks are different from what you imagine. After the female bird lays eggs, the male bird will no longer take care of the young bird, and the task of giving birth to the young bird falls entirely on the novice mother." On the shoulders of one person. If one party dies, the other half will not wait, but will shake their heads and prepare to make a new partner. For mandarin ducks, reproduction is the most important thing, so don’t be fooled by them.”

Yang Kang helped his forehead.

If he mentions mandarin ducks again in the future, he will be his grandson!

Yun Jiao:? ? ?
What's wrong with this?

438 couldn't stand it anymore: 【Darling, he is courting, I hope you will show mercy and give him a title. 】

Yun Jiao: [Is that so?When will I be able to complete the task? 】Of course the matter of giving titles has to be left to the double doll.

438: [I don’t know, the original owner didn’t say he was satisfied, maybe he was worried, for fear that Yang Kang’s solid state would germinate, after all, this was the number that Yang Kang often used before. 】

Yun Jiao pouted.

Ok!

Keep on wandering!

When she ran out of money, Yun Jiao took Yang Kang everywhere to rob the rich and help the poor.

Of course, the poor are themselves.

After getting along with Yunjiao for a long time, Yunjiao also understood Yang Kang's convulsions from time to time.

But she couldn't agree to him, so she could only change the subject.

Want to say moved?
moved!
Because Yang Kang is really good to her.

But this is an NPC, who would fall in love with an NPC, or even get married?

438: Are you a devil?To think of these living people as NPCs?

Yunjiao hehe, what else?The real Mu Nianci is watching, what if she sees that she has robbed her favorite man, married him and had children, and give her a bad review?
438: ...I can't refute it!
On the other side, Yang Kang disappeared, Wan Yanxu completely replaced his position to promote the development of the plot, and 'Mu Nianci' tortured his heart and lungs.

If Yun Jiao had to describe it, it would be, why are you so ruthless, lawless and unreasonable.

Why am I being ruthless, lawless and unreasonable?
You are ruthless, lawless and unreasonable.

The most pitiful thing is Wanyan Honglie, his wife and children are separated, and he drank to drink away his worries every day, and his temper became more and more violent.

On this day, Yunjiao and Yang Kang came to another town, entered a restaurant, and heard a group of Jianghu personnel say that the little prince of the palace was arrested by Guiyun Villa.

The little prince of the palace?
Wan Yanxu?
Yun Jiao frowned when she heard this: [438, isn't this the story behind? 】

Although the one who was arrested changed from Yang Kang to Wan Yanxu.

438's milky voice explained: [Because you and Yang Kang were replaced, Tiandao is repairing the plot, some small details have changed, and the general direction is correct.Anyway, the male and female protagonists have not collapsed, and the ending of the plot will not change. 】

That's it!

It's fine if it doesn't collapse!

Whether or not the task can be completed is the second priority, the world cannot collapse, otherwise she will definitely be punished by the boss she has never seen before!

Seeing her frowning sometimes, and sometimes relieved, Yang Kang couldn't help laughing: "Nianci, are you worried about me? Don't worry! I've put it down a long time ago. Whoever is the little prince in the palace is none of my business."

Yun Jiao smiled: "That's good!" Who is so worried about you!I'm worrying about myself!
In other words, in Guiyun Villa, Mei Chaofeng and Guo Jing are going to duel.

That, that... Huang Yaoshi is about to appear?
Finish the ball!

Yun Jiao stood up abruptly, and at the same time, there was a flute that sounded like nothing!

Ah ah ah ah ah!
It's coming!
And found her!
Yun Jiao haha ​​bitterly, ran out without saying a word.

"Nianci!" Yang Kang panicked, dropped a few pieces of broken silver and chased after him.

Suburbs!

Yun Jiao really saw the familiar figure from behind.

With his hands behind his back, the man seemed to sense her coming, and turned around slowly.

The red ghost mask is extremely ferocious.

"Nianci, I asked you to find Rong'er, is there any whereabouts?"

"Uh... let me introduce..."

Yun Jiao wasn't sure if Huang Yaoshi knew, but now... sorry, girl, I can't hold on anymore.

Huang Yaoshi hates being cheated the most, she dare not lie to this big boss!

Yun Jiao knelt down on one knee very honestly, and sold Guo Jing seriously!

After finishing speaking, he smiled flatteringly at Huang Yaoshi: "Father, in fact, Guo Jing was still young at that time, and he didn't know Rong'er, and he didn't know that Brother Xuanfeng was your apprentice. He killed himself by mistake for self-protection. This... Those who don’t know are not guilty, don’t you think so?”

Huang Yaoshi originally thought she was deliberately hiding it from him, and was very angry, but now she heard that she did it all at once, not because she wanted to hide it from him.

Huang Yaoshi snorted coldly and turned his head away: "You just know how to speak for her, and those who don't know are innocent? With me, Huang Yaoshi, right is right and wrong is wrong. No matter what, it can't change the fact that that brat killed Xuanfeng !"

Yun Jiao laughed wryly: "But adoptive father, it's not like you don't know Rong'er's temper. If you go against her, she will be very angry."

Huang Yaoshi was unmoved, and sneered again and again: "The female university should get married, and it will be fine if she gets married. My father has already taken care of a marriage for her."

Yun Jiao was taken aback when she heard the words: "Father, don't tell your daughter, you are optimistic about Ouyang Ke."

Huang Yaoshi's indifferent face: "Exactly! Xidu Ouyang Feng's nephew is worthy of my Huang Yaoshi's daughter."

Damn it!
Yunjiao jumped up from the ground directly: "Father, no, absolutely not. Ouyang Ke's match with pigs is an insult to pigs, okay? You don't even know what Ouyang Ke is. Just look at his yard. Look, there are a lot of women! Not to mention that he didn't bring them home. He also likes to abuse those women, and it's common for him to control several women in one night. I know it's normal for a big man to have three wives and four concubines, but who is Rong'er? Why should we be wronged like this, the treasure of our Peach Blossom Island? , He also said that he has a set of methods for dealing with women, especially the little pepper like Rong'er. Fortunately, I followed Rong'er at the time. I was so angry that I almost killed him. Now you want Rong'er Marrying such a beast that is not as good as pigs and dogs, foster father, please think twice!"

Huang Rong was Yun Jiao's child, Yun Jiao would not let her marry such a scumbag.

Huang Yaoshi's idea is very dangerous and must be suppressed.

Huang Yaoshi was stunned by the crackling words, and he said after a long time: "Really?"

Yunjiao slapped her thigh and swore: "It's true! Sure enough! The adoptive father is supernatural. If you don't believe me, follow Ouyang Ke for a few days and observe and observe, and you will know that what my daughter said above is absolutely true."

"In this case, we really have to reconsider." Huang Yaoshi would not push his daughter into the fire pit, but he is also dissatisfied with Guo Jing now: "Ouyang Ke is not worthy, and that silly boy is even more unworthy. The island master will never allow it. You, Let's go to Guiyun Villa with Weifu."

"Yes, my daughter obeys."

"and also……"

Having said that, Huang Yaoshi looked sideways at the big tree not far away.

"Who is he?"

Yun Jiao: I always feel like I forgot something, so I forgot about myself!

Hearing this, Yang Kang walked out from behind the tree trunk, and cupped his hands at Huang Yaoshi: "Junior Yang Kang, pay homage to Island Master Huang!"

Huang Yaoshi snorted coldly, looked back at Yunjiao: "Nianci, no wonder you haven't returned home, it turns out that you are just like Rong'er, with a foolish boy, you forgot your adoptive father!"

"Father, tell me, hehe...he's pretty good, but he's not that stupid kid like Guo Jing, he's so smart!"

"Hmph! You are the daughter of my Huang Yaoshi, how can you commit yourself to such a person."

Yun Jiao: What kind of person?He has been a little prince for more than ten years at least, and he received an elite education. No matter how you say it from your mouth, you are like a weak chicken.

Yun Jiao was very unconvinced.

Growing up under the influence of Huang Yaoshi all the year round, Yunjiao has also developed a good habit, that is my people, I can bully at will, others can't bully at will.

Yun Jiao puffed her cheeks and wanted to argue again, but Yang Kang preempted her.

"Island Master Huang, I really don't have much skill, and my martial arts are not good, but I have been a little prince for more than ten years. I want to accompany Nian Ci to roam the rivers and lakes, and hope that the island master will be fulfilled."

Yang Kang is much smarter than Guo Jing. He clearly understands a truth, that is, the more the father-in-law looks at his son-in-law, the more disgusting he becomes.

If Nian Ci still speaks for him at this time, it will only make Huang Yaoshi disgusted with him.

This is not what he wants to see.

It's better to do what you like.

According to his understanding, Huang Yaoshi is not only excellent in martial arts, but also an elegant scholar.

Yang Kang was right, Huang Yaoshi really liked him when he heard this: "You have been a little prince for more than ten years, and you?"

"Yes!" Yang Kang then briefly told the truth about how he became a young prince and the grievances and grievances of his parents, and said very sincerely: "This junior has been thinking about loving kindness for more than ten years, and fell in love at first sight. Boss, if you break your oath, you will be struck by lightning!"

The ancients swore!

After all, Yun Jiao is also an ancient person.

She really didn't expect Yang Kang to make such an oath, and she was stunned.

There was a strange feeling welling up in her heart, sour and astringent, Yun Jiao couldn't describe it.

To be honest, she didn't treat him well, let alone like him.

Yang Kang is not stupid, he must have felt it.

But he still swears like this.

Yun Jiao wiped away the old father's tears.

Mu Nianci, Mu Nianci, this person has been completely remodeled, please sign for it quickly!
She can't hold back a bit!
Huang Yaoshi raised his eyebrows slightly, and nodded in satisfaction: "Yes, you are indeed not a fool. If that's the case, follow along!"

"Thank you, Island Master Huang!" Yang Kang beamed with joy and winked at Yunjiao.

Yun Jiao rolled her beautiful eyes!

Not really stupid, very smart.

As far as this is concerned, if Guo Jing didn't have Rong'er's help, he wouldn't be Tiandao's own son, and he wouldn't be able to play with Yang Kang at all.

Next, Yun Jiao and Yang Kang followed Huang Yaoshi.

Yang Kang, a clever little ghost, kept fawning on Huang Yaoshi all the way.

His flattery is not as obvious as that of ordinary people, but sometimes a trivial action, such as when Huang Yaoshi coughs, he will silently brew Huang Yaoshi's favorite tea and put it within his reach.

Another example is knowing that Huang Yaoshi will wipe his jade flute regularly, so he will come over with water earlier and wait by the side.

(End of this chapter)