out of control

Chapter 161 A Man Should Examine Himself

Chi Yu looked down at his fingers and was speechless for a while.

When did she say she was going to make him kneel down on durians and washboards?

Seeing that Chi Yu didn't answer, Shen Guyuan seemed to see what she was thinking, and he raised his hand to caress her cheek:
"As your husband, I didn't put your feelings first, it was my fault; as a man, I should review myself, so I have prepared props, what do you want me to kneel, even though Say."

Chi Yuxiu raised her eyebrows lightly, and her red lips curved slightly:
"Really?"

Shen Guyuan's thin lips curled up slightly, and he lowered his head to hiss against her lips:

"of course."

Chi Yu spread his hands, "Then show me, and I'll make a choice."

Shen Guyuan let her go, got up and took out the things he had prepared earlier from the small storage room on the first floor.

The moment Chi Yu saw the washboard and durians, the corners of Chi Yu's lips rose uncontrollably.

Shen Guyuan placed the things in front of Chi Yu one by one, and said in an "obedient" tone:
"Xiao Yu, you can choose one, okay?"

"Well," Chi Yu looked down for a moment, and when he looked up, his eyes were meaningful. "It's a child's job to make choices. I'm an adult now, so I want them all."

"..."

Shen Guyuan was dumbfounded.

He looked at Chi Yu with a surprised expression, but he didn't react for a long time.

For a long time, his voice trembled slightly, and he looked at Chi Yu in disbelief:

"Xiao Yu...you...are you serious...?"

Chi Yu raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at him with a slight smile:
"Do you think I'm joking?"

"..."

Ok.

Shen Guyuan took a deep breath, and said to himself countless times that he could do it, and looked at Chi Yu with a forced smile:

"Then tell me, which one should I kneel first?"

Chi Yu pointed to the instant noodles beside him:
"Kneel down on instant noodles first. For five items, you kneel down for six minutes each, exactly half an hour."

Shen Guyuan raised his trouser legs, then slowly squatted down and knelt down on two packs of instant noodles.

One bag under each knee, the strength should not be too strong.

Shen Guyuan's back was stiff, and his knees were carefully attached to the instant noodle bag, not daring to use any force.

If something is wrong, he can hear the sound of instant noodles.

Chi Yu sat on the opposite chair and stared at him for a while, the corners of his lips curled up happily:

"If the instant noodles fall off, you have to kneel again."

Shen Guyuan looked at her helplessly: "Xiao Yu, there are no extra instant noodles at home."

Chi Yu couldn't restrain the frantic upturn of her mouth, she picked up the phone and said casually:
"It's okay, I'll buy some more online."

"..."

Shen Guyuan regretted it now, very much.

He shouldn't have said more.

Chi Yu clicked on the takeaway software, added a few bags of instant noodles and a few boxes of fruit to the shopping cart, and finally paused with his fingertips when it was time to pay.

Shen Guyuan never felt that six minutes was so long.

As soon as six minutes came, he stood up slowly with the help of the tea table, bent over and walked towards the durians beside him.

Good guy, the moment Shen Guyuan knelt down, he felt his whole body trembling.

The knee seemed to be pierced by countless needles, the pain made his face turn pale, and even the pores all over his body were tightening.

But even so, he still had to suffer.

Chi Yu looked at the cold sweat on Shen Guyuan's forehead lightly, and pursed his lips slightly, "Does it hurt?"

Shen Guyuan swallowed, and shook his head hesitantly.

Chi Yu looked at him with a smile:

"You don't have to be brave in front of me, because I know it hurts. Shen Guyuan, guess how much pain I felt when I saw you and Tu Jia together? Guess again, when I know you lied to me How desperate is your heart?"

Shen Guyuan's expression softened a lot in an instant.

He lowered his eyes and said nothing.

After durian knelt down, it was a washboard, after the washboard knelt down, it was a remote control, and the last one was a keyboard.

After experiencing these "tortures" one by one, Shen Guyuan was sweating all over his body.

He put his hands on his knees casually, and sat on the sofa to rest.

Not only my knees, but even my waist hurt so badly that I couldn't straighten up.

Chi Yu packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash. When she came out, she handed Shen Guyuan a glass of warm water:
"Drink some water and rest."

Shen Guyuan took it, and looked up at Chi Yu:

"sorry."

Chi Yu sat down beside him, "I've already forgiven you."

When his knee hurts, her heart hurts too.

If possible, she doesn't want him like this.

Shen Guyuan put his arms around Chi Yu, and kissed her hair lightly with his thin lips:
"I will never do this again."

"Well," Chi Yu's tone was light, and then he raised his head and met Shen Guyuan's eyes, with an extremely serious tone, "Shen Guyuan, once again, let's get a divorce."

"In this life, I will never see each other again, nor will I have any ties to each other."

Chi Yu's tone was very light, it fell on Shen Guyuan's heart, but it seemed to weigh a thousand catties.

He took a deep breath, his eyes were extremely firm:
"Don't worry, there will never be such a day."

Unless he was going to die, he would never let go of Chi Yu's hand.

Chi Yu leaned into his arms again, and neither of them spoke. Although the living room was so quiet that only the sound of breathing could be heard one after another, the two of them didn't feel embarrassed at all, but enjoyed this rare quiet time very much.

Chi Yu took a video of Shen Guyuan's "Shangjiafa" just now and posted it on Moments, and those who saw it were blown away.

The first person to see the video was Chen Xing. After he clicked on it and watched it, he silently gave Chi Yu a like and comment:

"Good guy, it's rare to see such a 'weak' side of President Shen."

Among them, Shen Yuexin and Lin Man laughed the happiest.

They even chatted in the comment section of Chi Yu's circle of friends.

At that time, Shen Guyuan had just come out of the shower. He wiped the water droplets from his hair with a towel in one hand, and picked up his mobile phone with the other hand. He was not used to seeing the sudden increase in WeChat messages.

Chi Yu was at the top of his WeChat chat list, and the latest news he received was from Shen Ruochen.

He only sent three thumbs up emojis to Shen Guyuan.

Shen Guyuan directly typed "?" and sent it.

Shen Ruochen answered him with three words: "Circle of friends."

With doubts in mind, Shen Guyuan clicked on Moments, and reacted instantly when he saw Chi Yufa's video.

At this moment, the instigator was leaning against the head of the bed with his mobile phone, chatting with others in a good mood.

Shen Guyuan looked up at her subconsciously, smiled with thin lips, quit the circle of friends and replied to Shen Ruochen:

[A good man should reflect on himself all the time, and should be strict with himself, so that he can be worthy of his wife's careful cultivation. 】

Shen Ruochen almost vomited.

Gritting his teeth, he sent a sentence to Shen Guyuan:

[Third brother, you are really a show, don't argue, if a show has a Guinness World Record, you will definitely be able to keep it, and no one can break it. 】

Shen Guyuan raised his eyebrows lightly, and responded with a smile:

[Thank you for the compliment, I think so too. 】

Shen Ruochen felt that this person was shameless, the more he thought about it, the more he became speechless, and finally took a screenshot of the sentence Shen Guyuan just posted, and sent it to Moments, with the text:
""On the Self-cultivation of a Good Man" (going to throw up)."

　I moved the bricks for work today, but I can’t move the bricks for the novel. Let’s do one update first, and try to do two updates tomorrow. I love you guys~
　　
　
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