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Chapter 80, The Embarrassment of the Children
Chapter 80, The Embarrassment of the Children
Every time when the members of the Yu family worshiped their ancestors during the Chinese New Year, they recited together, snickered together, spread out, and each found a place to laugh for a long time.
Today's rich people may have been poor ten or twenty generations ago, and so was the Yu family.
At that time, Yucheng was desolate and there were few people, and the land outside the city was barren. There was a place called Goubui, which means that poor people are not as good as dogs.
The ancestor of the Yu family fell down one day, got up and kicked away the stone with anger, and buried 100 taels of silver under it, so he bought this place and had land from then on. Compared with when he was in the land, he was considered rich.
It is very hard to raise the land with the shoulders of the sailors and the carts, but the farmers are suffering, and the ancestors of the Yu family have nothing to complain about. 100 taels of silver came out for nothing, and an acre of dogs is not as good as [-]% of the field is weeds, and [-]% is food.
If things go on like this, the Yu family should accumulate and become a rich man from generation to generation, and another generation of ancestors wrestled on the ground and picked up a book. Yes, he thought that God reminded the ancestors to show their spirits. If the family has some surplus money, it is better to send children to study. Zhongju can also be exempted from paying some taxes. This place is called Jibudao.
Listen to the name, chickens eat insects, and there are no insects in this place, because weeds are hard to grow and no insects are raised. It is also a desolate place. Later, the Yu family also bought it, and the land raised for several generations is now a farm.
Yu Wuluo deliberately chose these few sentences to read out. She was also one of the people who found a place to laugh after reciting the ancestors.
There is no way, young people are relatively lively, and they can forcefully find out jokes when they talk about no jokes, not to mention that it is ridiculous for them to make a fortune from a place where dogs are not as good as chickens.
The children of the Yu family were all deeply impressed. After listening to it, they should be able to guess that it is more likely to be a friend than an enemy, so they dare to speak boldly.
Yu Xinhai and the others looked strange, why in this strange place, there were still some people who were carrying the Yu clan's family motto, and froze for a while, not knowing how to be vigilant first, Master Ma came up with a new trick to force them to confess and frame their wife.I was still surprised and happy, thinking that there was a savior.
"A dog is not as good as Chuang Tzu. A hundred taels of money makes a fortune. In a land where chickens don't talk, the ancestors have spirits."
In the quiet night, the voice is like a lark coming out of the valley, clear springs and flowing stones, listening to it can heal the wound and heal the soul.
Yu Zhongzhun thought that left and right were the dilemma, why not give it a try, he looked for the sound and moved over, and found a small hole in the wall, the sound came from outside.
Yu Zhongzhun said in a low voice: "Adhering to the aspirations of the ancestors, never forgetting the poor", this is the next sentence of the ancestor's spirit.
Outside the wall, the next sentence was recited smoothly.
Yu Zhongzhun was pleasantly surprised. Except for the members of the Yu family, who could recite it so fluently? He turned his head and smiled at Yu Xinhai and the others, and asked in a low voice, "Who are you?"
There was no answer from outside the wall, and he asked instead, "Who are you?"
After Yu Chongzhun and the others were taken down, they stubbornly did not report their names until today, so he hesitated: "I am Si Maozi." This is his nickname.
"It's not allowed to hit you, it's not allowed to hit you." Said outside the wall.
Yu Chongzhun can't laugh or cry, this is his joke, after entering school, he reads miscellaneous books, holding the Book of Changes to tell fortunes to his brothers everywhere, Yu Zhongshi is playful, wants to catch a good grasshopper, but he can't catch it, sees Yu Chongzhun bragging about himself If the calculation is accurate, let him do the calculation.
Yu Zhongzhun made a serious effort to make a divination, and asked him to turn left and right, go three alleys forward, two alleys back, and behind the first door counted from the corner, there is a good grasshopper.
Yu Zhongzhun went there, but it turned out to be a pit. The old house was uninhabited, and the owner was going to repair and restructure the foundation. When Yu Zhongshi pushed the door, people fell into it.
Fortunately, there was no injury, and there was a big hole in his clothes. He came back crying, grabbed Yu Zhongzhun and beat him: "You are not allowed to hit you." Yu Wuluo followed his grandfather to school at that time. His grandfather taught, and she played, from beginning to end .
Yu Chongshi was here, seeing Yu Zhongzhun staying for a while and not coming back, fearing that he would be fooled, so he walked over quietly, Yu Zhongzhun smiled lowly: "Liu Maodan is here too."
"One must be gravel, one must be gravel." Outside the wall said again.
Yu Zhongshi also burst into laughter, this is when he grabbed Yu Zhongzhun and beat him, Si Maozi was not convinced, and shouted that there must be a grasshopper in the pit, you can't catch it, don't blame me, two people wrestle, he can't beat Yu Zhongshi , just mouthed to relieve his anger: "I'll take the gravel, I'll take the gravel."
Yu Wuluo came out earlier than his grandfather, watching the fun in Mother Xue's arms, enjoying it.
Then the parents of the two families arrived, Liumao Danniang felt sorry for her son's clothes, and quarreled with Simaozi Niang, Yu Cun said that it was insulting, and asked the patriarch to teach the two families. Remember.
Others in the family will not mention it, otherwise it will be like repeatedly exposing other people's jokes.
From then on until Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi passed the imperial examination for the first time, they stayed in the province and ate together with their peers, and the cousins got back together.
Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi were overjoyed: "Which brother are you, save us quickly."
In the room outside the door, Lei Fengqi and Master Ma were sitting on two long benches, they were still talking to each other.
"You bullshit."
"You are negligent."
Yu Zhongshi blurted out a smile, Master Ma was stunned for a moment, and instinctively listened to the room. Lei Feng's hearing was good, and he was sure that it was the movement in the room. It was impossible to let Master Ma listen. The pattern of the river, approaching Master Ma's other ear, said in a low voice: "You are terribly lacking in understanding, and you have left four fools."
Master Ma was so angry that he forgot to listen to the room. People from Sipinghoufu were also here, and Master Ma felt that no one would dare to provoke them.
He was furious and scolded: "You are shameless, unvirtuous, and a bastard."
The sound was as loud as usual, like ripples in the night, and the soldiers guarding the courtyard impatiently said, "My lords, this is an inn, don't disturb the people."
"Oh." Master Ma replied meekly in someone else's territory.
He felt tired and drowsy, but Lei Fengqi refused to let him go, sat back, and calmly whispered: "You are dereliction of duty."
"You're talking nonsense." Master Ma replied habitually, regretting it later.
"You are negligent."
"You bullshit."
Lei Feng laughed secretly, I'm tired and you're not stupid, civil servants are far less healthy than military generals, this idiot seems to have not slept well for a few days, he may have caught the excitement of the Yu family's children, his eyes were blue.Don't sleep tonight either.
"You are dereliction of duty." Lei Fengqi said.
Master Ma spoke loudly, reminding Yu Zhongshi to cover his mouth, Yu Zhongshi was about to scold him, but seeing Yu Zhongshi's tired face by the moonlight, he couldn't bear to come up, so he withdrew his gaze and blamed him.
Outside the wall, Yu Wuluo also paused for a while. After a while, there was silence all around. She quickly asked a few people how they were doing and whether they were injured, and then said: "If you encounter robbery after going on the road, don't panic. Protect yourself and everyone. Just fine."
"Okay, be careful, brother." Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi didn't dare to ask any more questions, for fear of delaying the hour and Master Ma finding out.
The faint moonlight penetrating through the small hole disappeared, and Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi knew that the hole was blocked, so the two of them went back to Yu Xinhai and the others in relief, and told what had happened.
monthly ticket~~~
The remaining two more afternoons, okay.Aberdeen is the one who guarantees ten thousand changes.
(End of this chapter)
Every time when the members of the Yu family worshiped their ancestors during the Chinese New Year, they recited together, snickered together, spread out, and each found a place to laugh for a long time.
Today's rich people may have been poor ten or twenty generations ago, and so was the Yu family.
At that time, Yucheng was desolate and there were few people, and the land outside the city was barren. There was a place called Goubui, which means that poor people are not as good as dogs.
The ancestor of the Yu family fell down one day, got up and kicked away the stone with anger, and buried 100 taels of silver under it, so he bought this place and had land from then on. Compared with when he was in the land, he was considered rich.
It is very hard to raise the land with the shoulders of the sailors and the carts, but the farmers are suffering, and the ancestors of the Yu family have nothing to complain about. 100 taels of silver came out for nothing, and an acre of dogs is not as good as [-]% of the field is weeds, and [-]% is food.
If things go on like this, the Yu family should accumulate and become a rich man from generation to generation, and another generation of ancestors wrestled on the ground and picked up a book. Yes, he thought that God reminded the ancestors to show their spirits. If the family has some surplus money, it is better to send children to study. Zhongju can also be exempted from paying some taxes. This place is called Jibudao.
Listen to the name, chickens eat insects, and there are no insects in this place, because weeds are hard to grow and no insects are raised. It is also a desolate place. Later, the Yu family also bought it, and the land raised for several generations is now a farm.
Yu Wuluo deliberately chose these few sentences to read out. She was also one of the people who found a place to laugh after reciting the ancestors.
There is no way, young people are relatively lively, and they can forcefully find out jokes when they talk about no jokes, not to mention that it is ridiculous for them to make a fortune from a place where dogs are not as good as chickens.
The children of the Yu family were all deeply impressed. After listening to it, they should be able to guess that it is more likely to be a friend than an enemy, so they dare to speak boldly.
Yu Xinhai and the others looked strange, why in this strange place, there were still some people who were carrying the Yu clan's family motto, and froze for a while, not knowing how to be vigilant first, Master Ma came up with a new trick to force them to confess and frame their wife.I was still surprised and happy, thinking that there was a savior.
"A dog is not as good as Chuang Tzu. A hundred taels of money makes a fortune. In a land where chickens don't talk, the ancestors have spirits."
In the quiet night, the voice is like a lark coming out of the valley, clear springs and flowing stones, listening to it can heal the wound and heal the soul.
Yu Zhongzhun thought that left and right were the dilemma, why not give it a try, he looked for the sound and moved over, and found a small hole in the wall, the sound came from outside.
Yu Zhongzhun said in a low voice: "Adhering to the aspirations of the ancestors, never forgetting the poor", this is the next sentence of the ancestor's spirit.
Outside the wall, the next sentence was recited smoothly.
Yu Zhongzhun was pleasantly surprised. Except for the members of the Yu family, who could recite it so fluently? He turned his head and smiled at Yu Xinhai and the others, and asked in a low voice, "Who are you?"
There was no answer from outside the wall, and he asked instead, "Who are you?"
After Yu Chongzhun and the others were taken down, they stubbornly did not report their names until today, so he hesitated: "I am Si Maozi." This is his nickname.
"It's not allowed to hit you, it's not allowed to hit you." Said outside the wall.
Yu Chongzhun can't laugh or cry, this is his joke, after entering school, he reads miscellaneous books, holding the Book of Changes to tell fortunes to his brothers everywhere, Yu Zhongshi is playful, wants to catch a good grasshopper, but he can't catch it, sees Yu Chongzhun bragging about himself If the calculation is accurate, let him do the calculation.
Yu Zhongzhun made a serious effort to make a divination, and asked him to turn left and right, go three alleys forward, two alleys back, and behind the first door counted from the corner, there is a good grasshopper.
Yu Zhongzhun went there, but it turned out to be a pit. The old house was uninhabited, and the owner was going to repair and restructure the foundation. When Yu Zhongshi pushed the door, people fell into it.
Fortunately, there was no injury, and there was a big hole in his clothes. He came back crying, grabbed Yu Zhongzhun and beat him: "You are not allowed to hit you." Yu Wuluo followed his grandfather to school at that time. His grandfather taught, and she played, from beginning to end .
Yu Chongshi was here, seeing Yu Zhongzhun staying for a while and not coming back, fearing that he would be fooled, so he walked over quietly, Yu Zhongzhun smiled lowly: "Liu Maodan is here too."
"One must be gravel, one must be gravel." Outside the wall said again.
Yu Zhongshi also burst into laughter, this is when he grabbed Yu Zhongzhun and beat him, Si Maozi was not convinced, and shouted that there must be a grasshopper in the pit, you can't catch it, don't blame me, two people wrestle, he can't beat Yu Zhongshi , just mouthed to relieve his anger: "I'll take the gravel, I'll take the gravel."
Yu Wuluo came out earlier than his grandfather, watching the fun in Mother Xue's arms, enjoying it.
Then the parents of the two families arrived, Liumao Danniang felt sorry for her son's clothes, and quarreled with Simaozi Niang, Yu Cun said that it was insulting, and asked the patriarch to teach the two families. Remember.
Others in the family will not mention it, otherwise it will be like repeatedly exposing other people's jokes.
From then on until Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi passed the imperial examination for the first time, they stayed in the province and ate together with their peers, and the cousins got back together.
Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi were overjoyed: "Which brother are you, save us quickly."
In the room outside the door, Lei Fengqi and Master Ma were sitting on two long benches, they were still talking to each other.
"You bullshit."
"You are negligent."
Yu Zhongshi blurted out a smile, Master Ma was stunned for a moment, and instinctively listened to the room. Lei Feng's hearing was good, and he was sure that it was the movement in the room. It was impossible to let Master Ma listen. The pattern of the river, approaching Master Ma's other ear, said in a low voice: "You are terribly lacking in understanding, and you have left four fools."
Master Ma was so angry that he forgot to listen to the room. People from Sipinghoufu were also here, and Master Ma felt that no one would dare to provoke them.
He was furious and scolded: "You are shameless, unvirtuous, and a bastard."
The sound was as loud as usual, like ripples in the night, and the soldiers guarding the courtyard impatiently said, "My lords, this is an inn, don't disturb the people."
"Oh." Master Ma replied meekly in someone else's territory.
He felt tired and drowsy, but Lei Fengqi refused to let him go, sat back, and calmly whispered: "You are dereliction of duty."
"You're talking nonsense." Master Ma replied habitually, regretting it later.
"You are negligent."
"You bullshit."
Lei Feng laughed secretly, I'm tired and you're not stupid, civil servants are far less healthy than military generals, this idiot seems to have not slept well for a few days, he may have caught the excitement of the Yu family's children, his eyes were blue.Don't sleep tonight either.
"You are dereliction of duty." Lei Fengqi said.
Master Ma spoke loudly, reminding Yu Zhongshi to cover his mouth, Yu Zhongshi was about to scold him, but seeing Yu Zhongshi's tired face by the moonlight, he couldn't bear to come up, so he withdrew his gaze and blamed him.
Outside the wall, Yu Wuluo also paused for a while. After a while, there was silence all around. She quickly asked a few people how they were doing and whether they were injured, and then said: "If you encounter robbery after going on the road, don't panic. Protect yourself and everyone. Just fine."
"Okay, be careful, brother." Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi didn't dare to ask any more questions, for fear of delaying the hour and Master Ma finding out.
The faint moonlight penetrating through the small hole disappeared, and Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi knew that the hole was blocked, so the two of them went back to Yu Xinhai and the others in relief, and told what had happened.
monthly ticket~~~
The remaining two more afternoons, okay.Aberdeen is the one who guarantees ten thousand changes.
(End of this chapter)
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