After crossing the queen, relying on the mouth cannon to brush the copy of the palace fight

Chapter 199 You Can Be a Dog

It's been a long time since she gave such elder-like advice to others, and it's hard to live a hard life. I hope the space can be upgraded sooner, so that she can spend her old age peacefully as soon as possible.

Qin Zhiyi was bored for a long time without speaking, and then he lay on the bed and let out a long breath: "It's really hard to be an emperor."

"Then you can be a dog. Look how happy Qin Shihuang is every day." Shen Fuyu said heartlessly.

Qin Zhiyi frowned, so he couldn't talk properly, so he felt bored, with some annoyance in his depression: "I'm alone, why should I compare myself with dogs?"

"Then if you want to be a human being, isn't it normal to suffer a little bit? What can you say?" Shen Fuyu blinked her eyes, "Who is not like this when being a human being?"

Qin Zhiyi turned to look at her, unbelievable: "You are ashamed to say that, are you better than a dog?"

"I don't believe what you say in anger." Shen Fuyu smiled back and shook her hand.

Qin Zhiyi: ...

Just piss him off!
But he couldn't help being angry, Qin Zhiyi couldn't help it, and said: "Don't talk about anything else, aren't you living a comfortable life? How can there be someone like you in the world who acts recklessly all day long."

"What pig talk are you talking about? How can you live comfortably when you are the emperor's concubine?" Shen Fuyu raised her eyebrows and pulled Qin Zhiyi to count, "At the end of the day, get up early in the morning to greet your eldest wife. You can't go out, the theater troupe is not allowed to call easily, and you have to report if you spend some money, not to mention that there are superiors and subordinates between the concubines. If you make a mistake in the rules, you can't do it. If you have a meal at noon, the imperial dining room will uniformly distribute your favorite food. Let me eat, it’s still so boring in the afternoon, if I don’t go to bed at night, I’ll be lonely guarding the cold palace alone, I have to do it according to the emperor’s wishes, if I make a mistake, I will be punished, and I will wake up the next day after I go to bed If you don't come to the bed, if you are late to greet the middle palace, you will be labeled as a spoiled child, if you are favored, you will be envied by others, if you are not favored, you will be trampled on, how can you feel comfortable?"

Qin Zhiyi looked at Shen Fuyu's serious words, opened his eyes and said: "You just listed so many, how can you do it?"

Can pull it!

It is clear that you accept all the good ones, and you don’t want the bad ones at all!People have both honor and risk, and you can't wait to be favored with zero risk!
"Just say hello to the queen, when did you get up?" Qin Zhiyi said, "I came back from court, and you are still sleeping on the bed."

"But the concubine is like this. I can only say that I am a special case, but can everyone be a special case?"

Qin Zhiyi rolled his eyes: "With you in the harem, their lives may be even more difficult."

You shouldn't have said something to Shen Fuyu on a whim, wouldn't it be good for him to just sleep?

I just wanted to complain twice, but now it's over, and I've made myself angry again!

But thinking of this, Qin Zhiyi said again: "I still have to go tomorrow."

"I won't buy people anymore." Afraid of what Shen Fuyu would say again, Qin Zhiyi's tongue became quicker now, "But go around and see if you can find any opportunity to take advantage of."

"Okay." Shen Fuyu did not refuse.

Anyway, for her, it's the same wherever she goes to play, but before going there, it's better to make some preparations.

It's very simple not to reveal their identities, just change their appearance and start a new life.

The next day.

"are you crazy?!!"

During the disguise change, Qin Zhiyi started a desperate resistance with Shen Fuyu!No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free from Shen Fuyu's clutches!
Is this woman crazy?

"Don't move! It's almost ready." Shen Fuyu patted Qin Zhiyi's hand impatiently, pointed at him and said, "Don't move your hands, you're dishonest."

"Tsk!" Qin Zhiyi's appearance has changed drastically, he is wearing silk painted face and delicate makeup, his hands are grabbed by Shen Fuyu, he is almost pissed off, what do you mean he should not move around, as if he is doing something shameful, "Just figure it out, who is doing bad things with bad intentions now?"

He wanted Yirong to go to Xunzhou, and he did agree to Yirong to go, but he didn't say that he agreed to go disguised as a woman!
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm doing it for your own good." Shen Fuyu said solemnly, "The husband and wife are too conspicuous. Once we change the gender, others will not suspect us."

"You can pretend to be a man!" Qin Zhiyi's ears turned red, he was really going to die of anger, how could a gentleman pretend to be a woman, it was clear that this woman just wanted to see his jokes, she never thought of going to Xunzhou matter!

Shen Fuyu didn't care, she was so happy: "It's all the same, why do you have to be brothers and sisters?"

"What a fart." Qin Zhiyi was pinned down on the bed with a dark face and could not move. He was the most humiliated emperor in history, bar none!

"Okay sister." Shen Fuyu blinked her eyes and moved closer, "My sister, you have to get used to the fact that you are already a woman."

Qin Zhiyi turned his head away: "You might as well treat me as dead."

His heart is dead.

His manly dignity was gone.

Shen Fuyu's hard work was not over yet, she pulled Qin Zhiyi's collar away, and was about to stuff the two big white flour steamed buns left over from the morning.

"You fucking stop!" Qin Zhiyi exploded.

Of course, Shen Fuyu would not give Qin Zhiyi a chance to fight back: "If you want to pretend to be a woman, you have to look a little like a woman in every way."

Then her eyes slid down, and she smirked: "Actually... I also know a method of shrinking the sun into the belly..."

"Stop it!" Stuffing steamed buns to support clothes can be tolerated, but this is absolutely unbearable, "Where did you know about these weird things! Forget about it!"

"Okay, my sister, then we can go." Shen Fuyu covered her mouth and smiled for a long time, all she could say was that it was really cool to force the dominant side!

Then Shen Fuyu also fiddled with herself, and turned into an ordinary little girl.

Qin Zhiyi looked at him, and then at his attire.

It cannot be said that it has nothing to do with it, it can only be said that it is exactly the same as the one in Fireworks and Willow Lane.

The two of them walked together, just like a fireworks girl kidnapping a girl from the same village to make money.

More angry!
Shen Fuyu's head is full of thoughts that a normal person should have?
In the end, Qin Zhiyi remodeled himself to be more like a Jiang Hu person, and he threw the silk flower on his head in a corner.

Then, under the strange eyes of all the disciples of Spirit Medicine Valley, he left Spirit Medicine Valley, got on a carriage and prepared to go to Xunzhou.

After getting into the carriage, Qin Zhiyi turned his face away, it's so fucking embarrassing!Fortunately, not many people know that he is the current emperor!

"Don't be sad!" Shen Fuyu didn't hide her gloating look at all, "You still look good in women's clothing."

Qin Zhiyi: ...

He doesn't need this kind of praise!
"The owner of the elixir valley is not attached to you today." Qin Zhiyi quickly changed the topic.

Shen Fuyu lay lazily in the carriage and said: "Damn, I just touched a few medicines from the space and gave them to her. I told her when I analyzed what medicinal materials these medicines were made of, and I would accept her. "

　Good afternoon, my treasures, the update is over, so this ticket... (rubbing hands)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)