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Chapter 117: China's First Night Destroys China's First Marriage!
Chapter 117: China's first faint destroys China's first marriage!
This goblin is his aunt?
Tang Zhong really wanted to imitate Sun Monkey in "Journey to the West" and smashed down with a stick, shouting: Fairy, show yourself quickly.
"She's not a liar." Tang Zhong thought.If she was a liar, how could she have Tang Xin's number?How do you know you exist?How did she know that Tang Xin's cell phone was in her hands? "Although she looks like a liar."
"Do you think it's weird?" Jiang Keqing laughed softly, with a dignified image, completely different from her previous performance.
"Does it feel very hard for you to talk like this?" Tang Zhong asked.
"What?" Jiang Keqing opened her small mouth slightly, and the red lip gloss that was just applied was still shining with wet stains, as if she had been kissed several times.
"I've seen it all." Tang Zhong said. "Maybe I walked out of the school a few minutes earlier than you thought."
Jiang Keqing was slightly taken aback, then giggled.
"Just by accidentally throwing a wink at him, he actually had a face to strike up a conversation with, and even reached out to touch my face --- there is really no bottom line in being a human being."
"------" Tang Zhong thought, you are the one who has no bottom line?You look so charming, and you wink at people inexplicably -- no man, no matter how dull he is, doesn't want to miss such an opportunity to meet a beautiful woman.
"Okay. Let's not talk about him. Thinking of his big gold teeth makes me feel sick. Tell me, what age is it now, and there are still people with gold teeth? If my mother is not reluctant, she would like to buy two gold bars Stuff him in his mouth--I can't hold him to death."
"-------"
"Golden teeth are still stained with vegetable leaves. The yellow is dazzling, and the blue is even more dazzling. Don't you know how to brush your teeth before going out to pick up girls?"
"----How about we don't mention him?" This time, Tang Zhong also felt disgusted.
"Oh. That's right. I told you not to mention him." Jiang Keqing patted herself on the head and smiled embarrassedly: "I'm just a little confused. But I'm not stupid."
"-------"
Tang Zhong wanted to turn around and leave.
Is this woman here to play with him?Is this his retribution for making Huang Wenya cry?
"You must have never thought that you would have such a young and beautiful aunt? In fact, I didn't expect my nephew to be such a vulgar----"
Seeing Tang Zhong's complexion changed drastically, she quickly comforted her: "No matter how stupid you are, you are also my nephew."
"Besides, I also know you shouldn't look like this. This disguise is very good."
"It's really my honor." Tang Zhong smiled wryly.
Jiang Keqing looked around and said, "This is not a place to talk. Let's go, I'll take you to a delicious and fun place."
"No need." Tang Zhong refused.He knew that the place this woman would take him to must be a place he had never touched before.It's just that he can only refuse such kindness.Because he was going to live in place of Tang Xin, the people in her circle would have bad associations seeing him with her.
"I know what you're worried about." Jiang Keqing opened the door and pushed Tang Zhong into the passenger compartment. "Everyone says you look a lot like Tang Xin, but I've been looking at Tang Xin's face for so many years, and I almost can't recognize you. Can others recognize you? At worst, others will misunderstand that you are my new baby boy."
She got into the cab through the door on the other side, smiled sweetly, and said, "I'm afraid that others will say that my taste is getting worse."
"------" Tang Zhong knew that this woman must be suffering from the disease of 'if you don't hit people, you will die'.
He always thought that he would become a poisonous snake (venomous tongue) by mixing with the ruffians in the prison all day long, but now he knows that there is actually a Cobra King in this world.
"There is a coffee shop at the intersection of Xuefu." Tang Zhong said, "It's right there."
Jiang Keqing glanced at Tang Zhong, sighed, and said, "When I saw you just now, I wondered if you were my sister's son. I thought that my sister's son, who is as bad as me and ruins the country and the people's livelihood, is better than a prince even if he is not a prince— --How did you become like this? Only after contacting her now can I be sure that you must be her son. Your temperament is as stubborn as hers. No one can change what you have determined. "
"Maybe it's really not." Tang Zhong said with a smile.
"You hate her?" Jiang Keqing started the car.This domineering Land Rover equipped with a 5.0-liter V8 supercharged gasoline engine only needs 6.2 seconds to accelerate from [-] to [-] percent, and it immediately started rumbling.
Small women, big ambitions.
It is said that the more delicate and lovely a woman is, the more she likes to conquer this savage and huge machine. She always desires something that she doesn't have.
"Not to mention." Tang Zhong said. "I just think it's inappropriate for her to do this. How do you know me?"
"I'm your aunt or her sister. Is there anything you can hide from me?" Jiang Keqing said proudly. "I went to see her recently, and felt that she was always restless, as if something was holding her back. She often lost her mind when talking. This was impossible before. Ask her and don't say anything. Then I became more and more curious. As soon as I was curious, I liked to investigate, and this investigation -- tsk tsk, the murder case at the top of the Jade Girl Peak came out."
Jiang Keqing glanced sideways at Tang Zhong, tsk-tsk praised, and said: "Look at your slender arms and legs, I didn't expect to kill a top killer—your appearance deceived our hearts."
"-------" These are all messy descriptions.Tang Zhong was really defeated by this woman.
"You were assassinated in Tianyiguan, which made her very angry. Not only did she send Wen Jing out to help you solve the problem, but she also called Guo Hailong herself——then, a director of the Public Security Bureau ran all the way to you Wipe your butt. Did you feel awe-inspiring at the time?"
"Although you are passively defending yourself, you are still killing someone. If you follow the formal procedures, you won't be able to get out without three to five months of interrogation---"
Tang Zhong sneered and said, "Are you trying to explain the incompetence of the police or do you want me to be grateful to her?"
Jiang Keqing glanced at Tang Zhong in surprise, and said, "How did you grow into such a monster? I really want to explain that the police are incompetent and your mother is awesome. I didn't expect you to see it at a glance."
"I just saw too many people's lives, so I'm more sensitive to some things." Tang Zhong explained.
Jiang Keqing sighed softly, and said: "It seems that I can't treat you as an ordinary child. But also, how could their son be an ordinary child. If that is the case, I must suspect that you are a fake and shoddy product .”
Ga -----
Jiang Keqing parked Lu Rover at the entrance of a small roadside restaurant on Xuefu Road, and said, "I don't drink coffee. I want to eat pork knuckle rice."
After speaking, he opened the door and got out of the car.
Tang Zhong was speechless.This woman is also a person who does not play cards according to common sense.What she decides will not change easily.
Tang Zhong got out of the car, and heard Jiang Keqing standing at the gate of Tang and shouting to the boss: "Boss, here are two servings of pork knuckle rice, one is for more pig knuckles and less rice, and the other is for less pig knuckles and more rice."
"Miss, it's not easy to count money." The boss said awkwardly.
"Then have two servings of pork knuckle rice." Jiang Keqing was still easy to talk, and immediately changed her mind.
"No problem. Sit down for a while." The boss agreed, and immediately ran to help them prepare.
Soon, the pre-cooked pork knuckle rice was delivered.
Jiang Keqing used chopsticks to pinch the pig's feet of the pig's feet rice in her bowl into Tang Zhong's plate, and said, "This boss is short-sighted. Put the pig's feet from one serving of pig's feet rice into another serving of pig's feet rice Isn't it ok?"
Then he said to Tang Zhong: "Eat. The pig's knuckle rice is delicious. When I was in school, I liked to watch other people eat it."
"Why don't you eat?" Tang Zhong asked suspiciously.Wasn't it you who clamored to come to eat pork knuckle rice?
"I'm afraid of getting fat." Jiang Keqing said as a matter of course. "Actually, I really want to eat it too. But I also thought, I have managed to grow so beautiful. If my figure is ruined by a bowl of pig's knuckle rice, it would be a horrible, cruel and violent thing."
She tapped the plate with her chopsticks and said, "There are many beauties in this world, but beauties at my level are rare treasures."
puff-----
Tang Zhong couldn't hold back, and sprayed out the food in his mouth all at once.
Jiang Keqing was furious, and wanted to knock Tang Zhong on the head with chopsticks, cursing: "Stinky boy, don't think that I am not your aunt if you don't call me aunt, believe it or not, I will knock you into an idiot with chopsticks? --- - It doesn't matter if you laugh at me, and you can't spray rice grains into my bowl."
Jiang Keqing pushed her plate towards Tang Zhong, and said, "I don't care, you quickly pick up the ones you sprayed in and give me back one by one."
"-------"
Tang Zhong scraped all the rice on the top of her plate into his own bowl, and Jiang Keqing was satisfied. He dug a small piece of rice with a spoon and fed it into his small mouth to chew, saying, "I couldn't come to see you originally." .No one can come to see you. She couldn't hold back, and neither could I."
"What happened?" Tang Zhong put down his chopsticks and asked in a deep voice.
"Don't ask. I won't tell you if you ask. It won't do you any good." Jiang Keqing said. "When you see me, you know that you are not satisfied with such a beautiful aunt? What else do you ask for?"
"Besides, I'll treat you to pork knuckle rice." Jiang Keqing added.
"I only ask one question." Tang Zhong said. "What did the bearded man do back then?"
"Big beard?" Jiang Keqing was taken aback, then relieved, and said, "He has a beard now? I've never seen him with a beard. But he's quite handsome when he doesn't have a beard."
"you have not answer my question yet."
"Oh." Jiang Keqing sighed. "Huaxia's first faint destroyed Huaxia's first marriage. It is a miracle that he is alive."
(ps: Thank you for the rewards from Brother Melancholy and Liao already from #感兄. I am also very happy to see the return of Nanshan and other brothers from the Military Aircraft Department. I have been looking forward to your long comments and suggestions.)
This goblin is his aunt?
Tang Zhong really wanted to imitate Sun Monkey in "Journey to the West" and smashed down with a stick, shouting: Fairy, show yourself quickly.
"She's not a liar." Tang Zhong thought.If she was a liar, how could she have Tang Xin's number?How do you know you exist?How did she know that Tang Xin's cell phone was in her hands? "Although she looks like a liar."
"Do you think it's weird?" Jiang Keqing laughed softly, with a dignified image, completely different from her previous performance.
"Does it feel very hard for you to talk like this?" Tang Zhong asked.
"What?" Jiang Keqing opened her small mouth slightly, and the red lip gloss that was just applied was still shining with wet stains, as if she had been kissed several times.
"I've seen it all." Tang Zhong said. "Maybe I walked out of the school a few minutes earlier than you thought."
Jiang Keqing was slightly taken aback, then giggled.
"Just by accidentally throwing a wink at him, he actually had a face to strike up a conversation with, and even reached out to touch my face --- there is really no bottom line in being a human being."
"------" Tang Zhong thought, you are the one who has no bottom line?You look so charming, and you wink at people inexplicably -- no man, no matter how dull he is, doesn't want to miss such an opportunity to meet a beautiful woman.
"Okay. Let's not talk about him. Thinking of his big gold teeth makes me feel sick. Tell me, what age is it now, and there are still people with gold teeth? If my mother is not reluctant, she would like to buy two gold bars Stuff him in his mouth--I can't hold him to death."
"-------"
"Golden teeth are still stained with vegetable leaves. The yellow is dazzling, and the blue is even more dazzling. Don't you know how to brush your teeth before going out to pick up girls?"
"----How about we don't mention him?" This time, Tang Zhong also felt disgusted.
"Oh. That's right. I told you not to mention him." Jiang Keqing patted herself on the head and smiled embarrassedly: "I'm just a little confused. But I'm not stupid."
"-------"
Tang Zhong wanted to turn around and leave.
Is this woman here to play with him?Is this his retribution for making Huang Wenya cry?
"You must have never thought that you would have such a young and beautiful aunt? In fact, I didn't expect my nephew to be such a vulgar----"
Seeing Tang Zhong's complexion changed drastically, she quickly comforted her: "No matter how stupid you are, you are also my nephew."
"Besides, I also know you shouldn't look like this. This disguise is very good."
"It's really my honor." Tang Zhong smiled wryly.
Jiang Keqing looked around and said, "This is not a place to talk. Let's go, I'll take you to a delicious and fun place."
"No need." Tang Zhong refused.He knew that the place this woman would take him to must be a place he had never touched before.It's just that he can only refuse such kindness.Because he was going to live in place of Tang Xin, the people in her circle would have bad associations seeing him with her.
"I know what you're worried about." Jiang Keqing opened the door and pushed Tang Zhong into the passenger compartment. "Everyone says you look a lot like Tang Xin, but I've been looking at Tang Xin's face for so many years, and I almost can't recognize you. Can others recognize you? At worst, others will misunderstand that you are my new baby boy."
She got into the cab through the door on the other side, smiled sweetly, and said, "I'm afraid that others will say that my taste is getting worse."
"------" Tang Zhong knew that this woman must be suffering from the disease of 'if you don't hit people, you will die'.
He always thought that he would become a poisonous snake (venomous tongue) by mixing with the ruffians in the prison all day long, but now he knows that there is actually a Cobra King in this world.
"There is a coffee shop at the intersection of Xuefu." Tang Zhong said, "It's right there."
Jiang Keqing glanced at Tang Zhong, sighed, and said, "When I saw you just now, I wondered if you were my sister's son. I thought that my sister's son, who is as bad as me and ruins the country and the people's livelihood, is better than a prince even if he is not a prince— --How did you become like this? Only after contacting her now can I be sure that you must be her son. Your temperament is as stubborn as hers. No one can change what you have determined. "
"Maybe it's really not." Tang Zhong said with a smile.
"You hate her?" Jiang Keqing started the car.This domineering Land Rover equipped with a 5.0-liter V8 supercharged gasoline engine only needs 6.2 seconds to accelerate from [-] to [-] percent, and it immediately started rumbling.
Small women, big ambitions.
It is said that the more delicate and lovely a woman is, the more she likes to conquer this savage and huge machine. She always desires something that she doesn't have.
"Not to mention." Tang Zhong said. "I just think it's inappropriate for her to do this. How do you know me?"
"I'm your aunt or her sister. Is there anything you can hide from me?" Jiang Keqing said proudly. "I went to see her recently, and felt that she was always restless, as if something was holding her back. She often lost her mind when talking. This was impossible before. Ask her and don't say anything. Then I became more and more curious. As soon as I was curious, I liked to investigate, and this investigation -- tsk tsk, the murder case at the top of the Jade Girl Peak came out."
Jiang Keqing glanced sideways at Tang Zhong, tsk-tsk praised, and said: "Look at your slender arms and legs, I didn't expect to kill a top killer—your appearance deceived our hearts."
"-------" These are all messy descriptions.Tang Zhong was really defeated by this woman.
"You were assassinated in Tianyiguan, which made her very angry. Not only did she send Wen Jing out to help you solve the problem, but she also called Guo Hailong herself——then, a director of the Public Security Bureau ran all the way to you Wipe your butt. Did you feel awe-inspiring at the time?"
"Although you are passively defending yourself, you are still killing someone. If you follow the formal procedures, you won't be able to get out without three to five months of interrogation---"
Tang Zhong sneered and said, "Are you trying to explain the incompetence of the police or do you want me to be grateful to her?"
Jiang Keqing glanced at Tang Zhong in surprise, and said, "How did you grow into such a monster? I really want to explain that the police are incompetent and your mother is awesome. I didn't expect you to see it at a glance."
"I just saw too many people's lives, so I'm more sensitive to some things." Tang Zhong explained.
Jiang Keqing sighed softly, and said: "It seems that I can't treat you as an ordinary child. But also, how could their son be an ordinary child. If that is the case, I must suspect that you are a fake and shoddy product .”
Ga -----
Jiang Keqing parked Lu Rover at the entrance of a small roadside restaurant on Xuefu Road, and said, "I don't drink coffee. I want to eat pork knuckle rice."
After speaking, he opened the door and got out of the car.
Tang Zhong was speechless.This woman is also a person who does not play cards according to common sense.What she decides will not change easily.
Tang Zhong got out of the car, and heard Jiang Keqing standing at the gate of Tang and shouting to the boss: "Boss, here are two servings of pork knuckle rice, one is for more pig knuckles and less rice, and the other is for less pig knuckles and more rice."
"Miss, it's not easy to count money." The boss said awkwardly.
"Then have two servings of pork knuckle rice." Jiang Keqing was still easy to talk, and immediately changed her mind.
"No problem. Sit down for a while." The boss agreed, and immediately ran to help them prepare.
Soon, the pre-cooked pork knuckle rice was delivered.
Jiang Keqing used chopsticks to pinch the pig's feet of the pig's feet rice in her bowl into Tang Zhong's plate, and said, "This boss is short-sighted. Put the pig's feet from one serving of pig's feet rice into another serving of pig's feet rice Isn't it ok?"
Then he said to Tang Zhong: "Eat. The pig's knuckle rice is delicious. When I was in school, I liked to watch other people eat it."
"Why don't you eat?" Tang Zhong asked suspiciously.Wasn't it you who clamored to come to eat pork knuckle rice?
"I'm afraid of getting fat." Jiang Keqing said as a matter of course. "Actually, I really want to eat it too. But I also thought, I have managed to grow so beautiful. If my figure is ruined by a bowl of pig's knuckle rice, it would be a horrible, cruel and violent thing."
She tapped the plate with her chopsticks and said, "There are many beauties in this world, but beauties at my level are rare treasures."
puff-----
Tang Zhong couldn't hold back, and sprayed out the food in his mouth all at once.
Jiang Keqing was furious, and wanted to knock Tang Zhong on the head with chopsticks, cursing: "Stinky boy, don't think that I am not your aunt if you don't call me aunt, believe it or not, I will knock you into an idiot with chopsticks? --- - It doesn't matter if you laugh at me, and you can't spray rice grains into my bowl."
Jiang Keqing pushed her plate towards Tang Zhong, and said, "I don't care, you quickly pick up the ones you sprayed in and give me back one by one."
"-------"
Tang Zhong scraped all the rice on the top of her plate into his own bowl, and Jiang Keqing was satisfied. He dug a small piece of rice with a spoon and fed it into his small mouth to chew, saying, "I couldn't come to see you originally." .No one can come to see you. She couldn't hold back, and neither could I."
"What happened?" Tang Zhong put down his chopsticks and asked in a deep voice.
"Don't ask. I won't tell you if you ask. It won't do you any good." Jiang Keqing said. "When you see me, you know that you are not satisfied with such a beautiful aunt? What else do you ask for?"
"Besides, I'll treat you to pork knuckle rice." Jiang Keqing added.
"I only ask one question." Tang Zhong said. "What did the bearded man do back then?"
"Big beard?" Jiang Keqing was taken aback, then relieved, and said, "He has a beard now? I've never seen him with a beard. But he's quite handsome when he doesn't have a beard."
"you have not answer my question yet."
"Oh." Jiang Keqing sighed. "Huaxia's first faint destroyed Huaxia's first marriage. It is a miracle that he is alive."
(ps: Thank you for the rewards from Brother Melancholy and Liao already from #感兄. I am also very happy to see the return of Nanshan and other brothers from the Military Aircraft Department. I have been looking forward to your long comments and suggestions.)
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