hot king

Chapter 134: Listen to Hua Ming tell a bad joke!

Overnight, Tang Zhong became a man of the hour on campus. The update is Hua Ming.

Those students who recognized Tang Zhong naturally knew that he was going to sing for Hua Mingtai.However, among the people who came to watch the program that night, only more than 200 were from the School of Psychology.

In other words, most of the students still regarded Tang Zhong as "Hua Ming".

The welcome party is the most popular large-scale event of the school. The main leaders of the school and the deans and directors of each department appeared at the front desk, and nearly [-] students came to watch.

No one can forget that scene.No, two acts.

There is a little girl named Qiu Yihan, she stood on the stage crying and apologizing, she sang "Crystal" for a boy, she waited for his stage and did not hesitate to go down

"He's not coming."

How many audiences cried with a single cry?

This is the first climax of the whole party.

Then, when a boy named 'Hua Ming' sang "I'm a Wolf from the North", this little girl who refused to give up came on stage again.Because I ran too fast and too fast, I threw off my high-heeled shoes

This time, the teachers and students of the Ming Auditorium once again applauded wildly.

This is the second climax of the whole party.

There were only these two climaxes in the whole party.

It’s not that other people’s singing voices aren’t good enough, or that other people’s cross talk sketches aren’t exciting enough, or that those girls dancing hip-hop in tank tops and hot pants aren’t sexy enough, but that the other high tides and the two emotions brought about by Qiu Yihan Gao Chao is not Gao Chao in comparison.

What Qiu Yihan brings to everyone is the sadness and touch that penetrates to the bone, while other programs can only be called pleasing to the ear, pleasing to the eye, and not at the same level.

After the welcome party, the lives of Tang Zhong and Hua Ming have undergone earth-shaking changes.

Hua Ming ate the peanuts bought by someone who didn't know who bought them while drinking the beer that was brought by someone filially. great effect.

"You all know? Originally, the class reported me to the department, and the department reported me to the school. Because of my top-notch singing skills, the school also chose me. However, in the end, why did our second son go to the TV station? I If you don't say it, you can't think of it even if you want to break your head.&&"

Indeed, if Hua Ming didn't say it, no one would have thought that he would tell about the scandal that he couldn't stand because of eating stale seafood and diarrhea?

As a result, the fire of gossip among the masses burned blazingly.

"Yes, that's right. I also find it strange. It should be yours, but why did it end up with Tang Chong?"

"Hua Ming, tell us quickly. What happened in it? How did Tang Zhong and Qiu Yihan get started?"

"How long have they known each other? Why have they never heard of it? It is said that Qiu Yihan is a freshman in the Department of International Trade. After tonight, her popularity should catch up with Su Shan's? Everyone says Su Shan is beautiful, but we have never seen him. I have seen Qiu Yihan, although she is on the stage and I am off the stage, I can’t see it very clearly from too far away. But with the ninth sense of a man, I know she must be a big beauty.”

Hua Ming's hand reaching out to touch the peanuts was empty, glanced at the empty bag, and said, "Forget it. I won't talk about it today. There's nothing chewing in my mouth, and it's tasteless to talk about it. I'll talk about it tomorrow." Let’s talk again. Everyone. Go back to sleep.”

So, the group of beasts who were hooked by him and wanted to die offered their treasures one after another.

"Hua Ming, I still have two packs of melon seeds in my bedroom. Wait a minute. I'll get them for you."

"I seem to have a bag of pistachios in my bedroom. If you don't mind, just deal with it and eat a couple of bites first."

"Drinking beer with spicy chicken feet is the perfect match. Wait. I'll buy it for you now. Would you like two more marinated eggs?"

"Buy some more beer." Hua Ming called out to their backs.

When the table was piled up with all kinds of snacks, and Hua Ming kept chewing something in his mouth, he resumed the story: "If we want to talk about this, we have to start when we reported to the freshmen. Speaking of which, on the first day I arrived at school, I met Qiu Yihan with Tang Zhongchang's silky face, do you think he can recognize a beauty of this level?"

"I remember, it was a sunny afternoon. I carried the little rabbit to the supermarket to buy something. Who can help me feed the little rabbit some water, so don't make it thirsty. Where did it go?" ? Yes, I carried Little Rabbit to the supermarket, and along the way, countless little girls and big wives looked at me. To be honest, I have long been used to such occasions. "

"Can I touch your rabbit? Yes. It seems to be this sentence. She is not an important person to me, and I don't care. This is the first sentence Qiu Yihan said to me. I As soon as I turned around, I saw a beautiful woman standing behind my ass. Beauty? Master Hua, the most important thing I need in my life is a beautiful woman. I glanced at her and said no. My little bunny is born."

"Wow"

Everyone laughed. Some people said that Hua Ming is a first-class hero without being surprised when he meets a beautiful woman. Some people said that Hua Ming played tricks because he was trying to get rid of him. Some people said that Hua Ming was a 100% bragging force.

"Be careful." Hua Ming knocked the table with a beer bottle. "Here comes the important point. At this time, our second child appeared. He came over and said, Hua Ming, if the little girl wants to see it, you can let him see it. The rabbit will not lose two hairs when he talks. Secretly eyeing me."

"My son Wucai walks the rivers and lakes, and the most important thing is the word 'loyalty'. My brother is in trouble, can I help? So, I handed the rabbit to our old second-hand, saying that you will take care of it for me first, and I will go To put it bluntly, Xiaoguai is the matchmaker of the two of them, and the story is also very simple, it is the love caused by a rabbit."

"It's off topic, it's off topic." Someone said. "We want to know why Tang Chongtai and not you?"

"You pigheaded?" Hua Ming looked at the boy with contempt, and said with a sneer, "I've said it all, Mr. Wucai talks about the word 'loyalty' when he walks in the rivers and lakes. I know that something happened between them." It was a bit contradictory, so I deliberately told the second child that my stomach hurts, and asked him to help me stand up. Of course, during the rehearsal, Qiu Yihan came to me and asked if I could do him a favor. You all know what happened next. If it was my station, I would have taken one of the top ten singers on campus."

Young Master Wu Que waved his hands disdainfully, and said with the demeanor of a master who regards his reputation as a cloud, "However, I don't care about that. Finding a charming little wife for our second child is not much better than that top ten singer?"

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When Tang Zhong returned to the dormitory, he found that the dormitory was overcrowded, and everyone was waiting for him, who was bound to become a man of the campus, to come back.

And Hua Ming was sitting by the window, and a group of people surrounded him tightly, listening to him eloquently say: "Actually, to be honest, there is no difference between a school flower and a department flower, and there is no difference between a department flower and a class flower, at least in my eyes." That’s right. I used to always want to conquer the beauty of the school, but after conquering a few, I think it’s just that. In fact, it’s just that men’s sense of accomplishment is different. Now, I like to play with some little girls from Xiaojiabiyu A little ambiguous, serious about love Of course, when you break up, you must be serious. Only in this way can you experience the ups and downs of love. Life is a practice."

Tang Zhong knocked on the door and said, "For this sentence, we have to make a bottle."

While talking, he pushed forward from behind the crowd, grabbed a bottle of beer on the table and wanted to touch it with Hua Ming.

"Tang Zhong is back."

"Tang Zhong, did you send the little beauty back?"

"We thought you weren't coming back tonight."

Hua Ming chuckled, grabbed the beer bottle and touched Tang Zhong, and whispered, "Second brother, I'll just trick you into drinking some wine. Don't be angry."

"Why are you angry?" Tang Zhong hugged his neck tightly and said, "I still have to thank you. Come, make a bottle."

The two brothers drank a bottle of beer, and Hua Ming asked, "Why did you come back so soon?"

"It's over, don't you just come back?" Tang Zhong said with a smile.

A group of people laughed loudly, saying that Tang Zhong's fighting ability was not good enough, and it was over so quickly.

Tang Zhong looked at them with a smile, took out the wallet from his pocket, and said, "I have made such a big splash tonight, I have to treat everyone to a drink. I don't know how much money is in my wallet. Who will take him?" In the past, everything was bought as wine. Let's have a big drink."

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A group of people yelled and rushed to grab the wallet, and another group rushed to hug and touch Tang Zhong.

Under Liang Tao's organization, he took a few big men to the supermarket and brought back several boxes of beer.Then, one counts as one, and everyone drinks one bottle at a time.

Drink beer, talk about the mountains, and tell dirty jokes.Singing loudly, chasing and playing, laughing and rolling, and fighting over which girl has bigger breasts and which girl has longer legs, this is the life and demeanor of young people.

Tang Zhong sat in the middle of the crowd, not drinking, his heart was already drunk.

When Tang Zhong woke up, it was still early, the crackling raindrops slapped the glass, the bedroom was still dark, and a thin figure was sitting on the head of his bed.

He was startled, and habitually placed his hands in a defensive posture, and said, "Who?"