hot king
Chapter 173: I Only Touched Myself!
Chapter 173: I Only Touched Myself!
"When I first entered college three years ago, I spent Singles' Day with three other guys in the dormitory. At that time, the four of us walked around the campus after dinner, and we were very envious of a couple holding hands. For the three of them next year, I will leave you, and I will find my love."
"and then?"
Wang Aiguo poured a whole bottle of ice-cold beer into his stomach as soon as he raised his neck, burped, and said: "As a result, I left them in the second year and all three of them found girlfriends."
Ever since he sat down, Hua Ming, Liang Tao, who had been pretending to be deep, pretending to be sad, pretending to be united with the enemy to avoid touching Wang Aiguo's heart and triggering his anger, couldn't bear it anymore, and the two laughed at the same time.
Hua Ming opened a bottle of beer with a wine opener and put it in front of Wang Aiguo, saying, "Singles' Day will be in a few days. Are you in a hurry to find a girlfriend in order to reintegrate into their circle?"
"No." Wang Aiguo shook his head seriously.He raised the wine bottle and touched Hua Ming, then went down half of the bottle in one breath, and said, "How could I be that kind of person? Love doesn't tolerate jokes. I'm serious about her."
"Hey, Lao Wang, listen to my persuasion." Liang Tao also took the initiative to raise the bottle and touched Wang Aiguo, and said, "Let it go. This woman is not suitable for you. As long as she is a normal woman, seeing you in the cold wind Putting candles, sending flowers, and calling me like you, she was more or less moved, but she was not moved at all. On the contrary, she said that your behavior is shameful. Even if you don’t like it, can’t you say a tactful refusal?”
"People said it." Hua Ming defended Liu Yaxi. "He said that he has a boyfriend. It turned out that this guy has no sense, so he insisted that he didn't have one. What can he do?"
Liang Tao and Wang Aiguo glared at the past at the same time, cursing, "Whose side are you on?"
"I am on the side of fairness and justice." Hua Ming said solemnly. "Who made me the incarnation of justice? But I agree with Liang Tao on one point, Lao Wang, forget that even if this woman has a little interest in you, she would not say such hurtful words. Since she said If you say something so hurtful, it proves that it means nothing to you."
Wang Aiguo's expression was gloomy, he adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said, "How could she not like me? How is it possible? We organize sports games together, hold dance parties together, and we often have dinner together, right? "The Nick", I asked her to go see this movie together. Do you idiots know "Titanic"? Do you know what this movie stands for?"
"Love." Wang Aiguo said seriously. "This movie represents love. If she agrees to watch this movie with me, does that prove that she likes me or does she like me before, but now she doesn't like me?"
He mopped his own hairstyle and it was not messed up.
He looked at his suit, it wasn't wrinkled.
So, he looked at Tang Zhong and asked, "Am I handsome today?"
"You are handsome every day." Tang Zhong said. "However, she agreed to watch that movie with you, maybe because she had nothing to do that night, and she wanted to find a companion when she was lonely. Or maybe the guy she liked asked out another girl, or it might be because she just wanted to meet again Looking back at this movie, none of this has anything to do with love."
Wang Aiguo was very convinced by Tang Zhong's words, and said in a sad voice: "You also think she has never liked me?"
"We study psychology, so we can use psychology to analyze her mood." Tang Zhong said. "I don't know when you started doing this show to courtship. However, they were all in the dormitory, but they deliberately turned off the lights to pretend that they were not there. The lights in the whole girls' building were on, only the lights in their dormitory were on. It's off. Nobody even bothers to take a look at the window. Do you know why?"
"Aren't the other girls in their dormitory curious about what's going on down here? Don't they want to go to the window to have a look? When Liu Yaxi went downstairs, the two girls in their dormitory stood at the window and yelled that the other girls were too. I support you. However, the lights were not turned on for a long time, and they did not show up, which proved that they were threatened by Liu Yaxi. She did not allow them to turn on the lights, nor allowed them to look around."
"It wasn't until you yelled her name and said I like you that things got to a climax. She knew it was going to be impossible if she didn't show up again. Then the lights came on. She also came downstairs with a girl companion. There is no emotional look in the eyes, nor did you ask if you are cold outside, but just urge you to go back quickly and don't embarrass her by standing here Even if she treats you as an ordinary friend, she will not be so unfeeling. You even Her ordinary friends don't even count, so how could she become her boyfriend?"
Wang Aiguo was very hurt and very angry, and he couldn't hold back his face.I want to refute, I want to justify, but when I open my mouth, no sound can come out.
Then, dejected, he raised his neck to drink again.
"You are not wrong. She is not wrong either." Tang Zhong said. "The only thing wrong is that you like her and she doesn't like you."
Wang Aiguo looked at Tang Zhong and said, "Do you think I'm frustrated?"
"Normal." Tang Zhong raised the wine bottle to him and said, "I can tell at a glance that you are a dick."
Wang Aiguo finally had a smile on his face, held up the wine bottle and touched Tang Zhong's wine bottle, and said: "I am not as good as you. You have a beautiful woman on stage to woo you, but I am wooed by someone on stage. Even if people reject you, you are not better looking than me."
"It has nothing to do with looks." Tang Zhong said with a smile.
"What's that about?"
"It's about love."
Wang Aiguo shook his head and said, "It's too deep. I can't understand it."
"You liked her, but you failed to make her like you."
Wang Aiguo regained his spirit and said, "That's right. Teach me quickly. Teach me quickly. How can I make girls like me?"
Hua Ming coughed twice, and after attracting Wang Aiguo's attention, he said like a master, "As far as pursuing girls is concerned, you should ask me for advice."
"Besides raising a female rabbit, what other female animals are related to you?" Wang Aiguo dismissed it.
"cough cough"
As a result, Hua Ming coughed even worse.
Wang Aiguo looked at Tang Zhong expectantly, and said, "You're still the best. You don't need to pretend to be so powerful when you send beautiful women to your door."
"" Tang Zhong wanted to smash his head with a beer bottle.
"Tell me. Tell me quickly." Wang Aiguo didn't know what he said wrong, so he urged him.
"Too much nonsense." Li Yu said suddenly.
"What?" Everyone turned around and looked at Li Yu who had been sitting silently in the corner, not drinking but just burying his head in dealing with the plate of peanuts in front of him.
"Too much nonsense." Li Yu said again.
"Who talks too much nonsense?" Wang Aiguo asked.
"you."
Wang Aiguo jumped up as if his butt was on fire, feeling that this day was really impossible.Just now he was coldly rejected by a girl, and now he is told by a junior that he talks too much nonsense.He has the urge to jump into a rage.
"Why do I talk so much nonsense? Which of my words is nonsense? Don't you think I'm very humorous? Do you know what a man with connotation is? How can you do it if you don't speak in this era? Do you think you can't fight for a long time? You can get a girl with just one fart? You"
He scolded a few words, saw the other three people looked at him calmly, and asked, "You think so too?"
So, Tang Chonghua and Liang Tao nodded together.
Wang Aiguo once again slumped down on a chair and drank in silence.
After taking several sips, he looked at Li Yu with hazy eyes and said, "I was like you when I was in middle school. I didn't like to talk very much. I think those boys who yell loudly all day and think that they are the most influential people in the class are idiots." I liked a girl for three years. When I was about to graduate, I went to confess to her. She said to me, you talk too little. I don’t like boys who are silent. Sure enough, she soon and a very high-profile person. Active boys come together."
Wang Aiguo reached out to grab Li Yu's hand, but Li Yu quickly dodged it.He said with red eyes: "I still remember what you said to me when you came to report on the first day, you are the same as me. Although I didn't want to admit it at the time, I was really nervous. I wonder why someone would take me at a glance. I see through it. I used to be the same as you, but what I don’t understand is that I was rejected by girls because I didn’t like to talk. Now I like to talk, why am I still rejected by girls?”
"Too much nonsense." Li Yu said again.
If it wasn't for Tang Zhong and the others to stop him, Wang Aiguo would have thrown the table over.
This kid is such a bully.
"You just need to be yourself." Tang Zhong looked at Wang Aiguo and said, earnestly persuading him. "Constantly enrich and perfect yourself, and use your talents to the extreme. Even if you are a dick, you have to be a golden dick. At that time, your love will come."
Wang Aiguo thought about it seriously, and said, "Indeed. When I get [-] dollars for an hour of psychological counseling like Wang Qikui, I will be shining like gold."
"That's not right." Tang Zhong smiled and shook his head. "It can't be said to be wrong."
It's cold and freezing, and it's not dark in winter.
Wang Aiguo, Huaming, Liang Tao and the three of them fought for wine and died together.
Hua Ming and Liang Tao hugged each other side by side, loudly shouting Ren Xianqi's old song: "Look at the girl on the other side, look at the wonderful performance here, please don't pretend to ignore it" , I lined up for seven hours to get her autograph.She likes to eat strawberries. I buy a box of strawberries every day to send to the winter. One box of strawberries is my daily meal money.If I have no money, I will eat steamed buns with my old godmother.When she was sick, I bought medicine and delivered meals, and I stayed by her side every day without class.The weather was cold, so I would fetch two bottles of boiled water for her every night.This way she has hot water to wash her face and brush her teeth in the morning.”
"I thought that one day I would touch her." Wang Aiguo lay in Tang Zhong's arms and wiped the food residue from his mouth on his xion. I only touched myself. "
(ps: Thanks to the two local tyrants who surrounded Hot Wheels and looked down on joys and sorrows for their rewards.) H! .
"When I first entered college three years ago, I spent Singles' Day with three other guys in the dormitory. At that time, the four of us walked around the campus after dinner, and we were very envious of a couple holding hands. For the three of them next year, I will leave you, and I will find my love."
"and then?"
Wang Aiguo poured a whole bottle of ice-cold beer into his stomach as soon as he raised his neck, burped, and said: "As a result, I left them in the second year and all three of them found girlfriends."
Ever since he sat down, Hua Ming, Liang Tao, who had been pretending to be deep, pretending to be sad, pretending to be united with the enemy to avoid touching Wang Aiguo's heart and triggering his anger, couldn't bear it anymore, and the two laughed at the same time.
Hua Ming opened a bottle of beer with a wine opener and put it in front of Wang Aiguo, saying, "Singles' Day will be in a few days. Are you in a hurry to find a girlfriend in order to reintegrate into their circle?"
"No." Wang Aiguo shook his head seriously.He raised the wine bottle and touched Hua Ming, then went down half of the bottle in one breath, and said, "How could I be that kind of person? Love doesn't tolerate jokes. I'm serious about her."
"Hey, Lao Wang, listen to my persuasion." Liang Tao also took the initiative to raise the bottle and touched Wang Aiguo, and said, "Let it go. This woman is not suitable for you. As long as she is a normal woman, seeing you in the cold wind Putting candles, sending flowers, and calling me like you, she was more or less moved, but she was not moved at all. On the contrary, she said that your behavior is shameful. Even if you don’t like it, can’t you say a tactful refusal?”
"People said it." Hua Ming defended Liu Yaxi. "He said that he has a boyfriend. It turned out that this guy has no sense, so he insisted that he didn't have one. What can he do?"
Liang Tao and Wang Aiguo glared at the past at the same time, cursing, "Whose side are you on?"
"I am on the side of fairness and justice." Hua Ming said solemnly. "Who made me the incarnation of justice? But I agree with Liang Tao on one point, Lao Wang, forget that even if this woman has a little interest in you, she would not say such hurtful words. Since she said If you say something so hurtful, it proves that it means nothing to you."
Wang Aiguo's expression was gloomy, he adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said, "How could she not like me? How is it possible? We organize sports games together, hold dance parties together, and we often have dinner together, right? "The Nick", I asked her to go see this movie together. Do you idiots know "Titanic"? Do you know what this movie stands for?"
"Love." Wang Aiguo said seriously. "This movie represents love. If she agrees to watch this movie with me, does that prove that she likes me or does she like me before, but now she doesn't like me?"
He mopped his own hairstyle and it was not messed up.
He looked at his suit, it wasn't wrinkled.
So, he looked at Tang Zhong and asked, "Am I handsome today?"
"You are handsome every day." Tang Zhong said. "However, she agreed to watch that movie with you, maybe because she had nothing to do that night, and she wanted to find a companion when she was lonely. Or maybe the guy she liked asked out another girl, or it might be because she just wanted to meet again Looking back at this movie, none of this has anything to do with love."
Wang Aiguo was very convinced by Tang Zhong's words, and said in a sad voice: "You also think she has never liked me?"
"We study psychology, so we can use psychology to analyze her mood." Tang Zhong said. "I don't know when you started doing this show to courtship. However, they were all in the dormitory, but they deliberately turned off the lights to pretend that they were not there. The lights in the whole girls' building were on, only the lights in their dormitory were on. It's off. Nobody even bothers to take a look at the window. Do you know why?"
"Aren't the other girls in their dormitory curious about what's going on down here? Don't they want to go to the window to have a look? When Liu Yaxi went downstairs, the two girls in their dormitory stood at the window and yelled that the other girls were too. I support you. However, the lights were not turned on for a long time, and they did not show up, which proved that they were threatened by Liu Yaxi. She did not allow them to turn on the lights, nor allowed them to look around."
"It wasn't until you yelled her name and said I like you that things got to a climax. She knew it was going to be impossible if she didn't show up again. Then the lights came on. She also came downstairs with a girl companion. There is no emotional look in the eyes, nor did you ask if you are cold outside, but just urge you to go back quickly and don't embarrass her by standing here Even if she treats you as an ordinary friend, she will not be so unfeeling. You even Her ordinary friends don't even count, so how could she become her boyfriend?"
Wang Aiguo was very hurt and very angry, and he couldn't hold back his face.I want to refute, I want to justify, but when I open my mouth, no sound can come out.
Then, dejected, he raised his neck to drink again.
"You are not wrong. She is not wrong either." Tang Zhong said. "The only thing wrong is that you like her and she doesn't like you."
Wang Aiguo looked at Tang Zhong and said, "Do you think I'm frustrated?"
"Normal." Tang Zhong raised the wine bottle to him and said, "I can tell at a glance that you are a dick."
Wang Aiguo finally had a smile on his face, held up the wine bottle and touched Tang Zhong's wine bottle, and said: "I am not as good as you. You have a beautiful woman on stage to woo you, but I am wooed by someone on stage. Even if people reject you, you are not better looking than me."
"It has nothing to do with looks." Tang Zhong said with a smile.
"What's that about?"
"It's about love."
Wang Aiguo shook his head and said, "It's too deep. I can't understand it."
"You liked her, but you failed to make her like you."
Wang Aiguo regained his spirit and said, "That's right. Teach me quickly. Teach me quickly. How can I make girls like me?"
Hua Ming coughed twice, and after attracting Wang Aiguo's attention, he said like a master, "As far as pursuing girls is concerned, you should ask me for advice."
"Besides raising a female rabbit, what other female animals are related to you?" Wang Aiguo dismissed it.
"cough cough"
As a result, Hua Ming coughed even worse.
Wang Aiguo looked at Tang Zhong expectantly, and said, "You're still the best. You don't need to pretend to be so powerful when you send beautiful women to your door."
"" Tang Zhong wanted to smash his head with a beer bottle.
"Tell me. Tell me quickly." Wang Aiguo didn't know what he said wrong, so he urged him.
"Too much nonsense." Li Yu said suddenly.
"What?" Everyone turned around and looked at Li Yu who had been sitting silently in the corner, not drinking but just burying his head in dealing with the plate of peanuts in front of him.
"Too much nonsense." Li Yu said again.
"Who talks too much nonsense?" Wang Aiguo asked.
"you."
Wang Aiguo jumped up as if his butt was on fire, feeling that this day was really impossible.Just now he was coldly rejected by a girl, and now he is told by a junior that he talks too much nonsense.He has the urge to jump into a rage.
"Why do I talk so much nonsense? Which of my words is nonsense? Don't you think I'm very humorous? Do you know what a man with connotation is? How can you do it if you don't speak in this era? Do you think you can't fight for a long time? You can get a girl with just one fart? You"
He scolded a few words, saw the other three people looked at him calmly, and asked, "You think so too?"
So, Tang Chonghua and Liang Tao nodded together.
Wang Aiguo once again slumped down on a chair and drank in silence.
After taking several sips, he looked at Li Yu with hazy eyes and said, "I was like you when I was in middle school. I didn't like to talk very much. I think those boys who yell loudly all day and think that they are the most influential people in the class are idiots." I liked a girl for three years. When I was about to graduate, I went to confess to her. She said to me, you talk too little. I don’t like boys who are silent. Sure enough, she soon and a very high-profile person. Active boys come together."
Wang Aiguo reached out to grab Li Yu's hand, but Li Yu quickly dodged it.He said with red eyes: "I still remember what you said to me when you came to report on the first day, you are the same as me. Although I didn't want to admit it at the time, I was really nervous. I wonder why someone would take me at a glance. I see through it. I used to be the same as you, but what I don’t understand is that I was rejected by girls because I didn’t like to talk. Now I like to talk, why am I still rejected by girls?”
"Too much nonsense." Li Yu said again.
If it wasn't for Tang Zhong and the others to stop him, Wang Aiguo would have thrown the table over.
This kid is such a bully.
"You just need to be yourself." Tang Zhong looked at Wang Aiguo and said, earnestly persuading him. "Constantly enrich and perfect yourself, and use your talents to the extreme. Even if you are a dick, you have to be a golden dick. At that time, your love will come."
Wang Aiguo thought about it seriously, and said, "Indeed. When I get [-] dollars for an hour of psychological counseling like Wang Qikui, I will be shining like gold."
"That's not right." Tang Zhong smiled and shook his head. "It can't be said to be wrong."
It's cold and freezing, and it's not dark in winter.
Wang Aiguo, Huaming, Liang Tao and the three of them fought for wine and died together.
Hua Ming and Liang Tao hugged each other side by side, loudly shouting Ren Xianqi's old song: "Look at the girl on the other side, look at the wonderful performance here, please don't pretend to ignore it" , I lined up for seven hours to get her autograph.She likes to eat strawberries. I buy a box of strawberries every day to send to the winter. One box of strawberries is my daily meal money.If I have no money, I will eat steamed buns with my old godmother.When she was sick, I bought medicine and delivered meals, and I stayed by her side every day without class.The weather was cold, so I would fetch two bottles of boiled water for her every night.This way she has hot water to wash her face and brush her teeth in the morning.”
"I thought that one day I would touch her." Wang Aiguo lay in Tang Zhong's arms and wiped the food residue from his mouth on his xion. I only touched myself. "
(ps: Thanks to the two local tyrants who surrounded Hot Wheels and looked down on joys and sorrows for their rewards.) H! .
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