hot king

Chapter 323: You also come to pee yourself?

Tang Zhong guessed the beginning.He knew that Jiao Nanxin would definitely use this incident to hit him.

However, he missed the ending.He didn't expect Jiao Nanxin to slap her face so hard.

Jiao Nanxin doesn't listen to the songs of the Butterfly Group at all. Her favorite star is the all-round development Zhang Shangxin.Tang Zhong knew about this very early on. She mentioned it when she was chatting with the girls in her class when the Butterfly Substitute incident had just surfaced.

Now she is deliberately pretending to be a fan, pretending to regard Tang Zhong as Tang Xin---isn't it just for revenge and slap in the face?

"I'd rather offend a villain than a woman." Tang Zhong regretted the way he used to get along with Jiao Nanxin.

What are you fighting with her for?She said she was right, and she was absolutely right.She said it was wrong, and she must not say it was right.There is a bottom line in being a human being, and you will be cheap in the future.

She usually lifts her up and flatters her to please her, so she won't bully herself like this now?

What made Tang Zhong vomit blood even more was that Jiao Nanxin was really holding a pen and a diary in his hand, it seemed that she was already prepared.Looking at Tang Zhong with a smile, he said, "How about signing it? I really like you."

"--------" Tang Zhong couldn't speak, he felt his hands were shaking and his face was cramping.

The old lady was still generous and kind, she patted Jiao Nanxin on the head, and said with a smile, "Damn girl, why are you talking to Tang Zhong? Tang Zhong is not Tang Xin, just kidding like that."

"How can I be joking?" Jiao Nanxin rubbed his head and said dissatisfied. "He is Tang Xin in the first place ----- Tang Zhong is him, Tang Xin is also him, what's wrong with asking him to sign? Nainai, am I your granddaughter? Why are you helping outsiders to bully me? I?"

"Who is an outsider? Tang Zhong is also one of our own." The old lady said. "Come on, Tang Zhong, come in and sit down. Nan Xin is joking with you."

"I know." Tang Zhong squeezed out a smile and said, "I'm used to it."

"What are you used to? It's like I often bully you." Jiao Nanxin pouted.Then, her face brightened, she blinked her big eyes, and squinted and said: "However, your dancing posture on the stage is still very sexy---"

"Sell------soul------"

Is there anyone who scolds you like that?

Tang Zhong decided to fight back.

If she doesn't fight back, this woman will make an inch and a kilometer.

"It's only natural that I dress up as a woman. You don't need makeup, and your whole body is full of masculinity." Tang Zhong said.

Jiao Nan gritted his teeth.

She didn't expect that this guy would dare to provoke and fight back when the enemy was weak and we were strong.

When I accused him of being a sissy, he immediately implied that he was a 'male woman'.

"I was born like this. I can't change it. Unlike some people, who are obviously a man, but they go to pretend to be a woman----you don't wear stockings when you sleep at night?"

"-------"

Tang Zhong had the urge to hit his head against the wall.Do you want to be so poisonous?

"You don't know if I'm wearing stockings or not, but I can guess without looking if you don't wear underwear ---" Tang Zhong said with a smile.

Jiao Nan smiled heartily, and said in a cold voice: "Do you wear fishnets or striped ones? Your birthday is coming soon, and I'm going to buy some silk stockings as birthday presents for you. You won't Do you dislike my gift for being too light?"

"I would like to buy you some a-'s underwear, but I went to the mall and asked, there is no one for sale outside ----- take off the film wrapped around the egg yolk pie and give it to you, it should be usable? Whose breasts look like uncrowded fans?"

Jiao Nan was impatient and decided to make a big move.

She stomped back to her room and came out with a large folder in her arms.

Sitting opposite Tang Zhong, she smiled and said, "When I saw media reports that Tang Xin's double was you, I couldn't believe it. How could such a violent and brutal man pretend to be a little woman? However, After seeing your style, I think you are really talented in this aspect."

Jiao Nanxin opened the folder, pointed to a high-resolution picture of Tang Zhong's concert, and said, "Look at the eyebrows, the lip line ----- oh, and a little eye shadow. What eye shadow do you use? Color? Purple? Or lavender? It’s so pretty. What brand, I’m going to buy it and try it.”

"Oh, this one is a bit out of stock. You see your belly button is exposed---did you do it on purpose? I saw that many female stars like to expose their belly buttons. It is said that it looks more sexy- ----"

"There is a problem with this one. You only shave your beard, why don't you trim your nose hair? This one has obviously grown a section, almost growing out of your nostrils---"

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Jiao Nanxin deliberately collected various photos of Tang Zhong's concert when he was pretending to be Tang Xin, and they were all rather weird photos.She flipped through and commented, giving Tang Zhong who was sitting across from him the urge to kill someone.

The most poisonous woman's heart.This is really true.

How much does she hate herself?Actually resorted to the vicious and vicious "talking through pictures" that has long been lost?

Tang Zhong was completely defeated.

Just relying on the photos in other people's hands, he has already made himself invincible.

"I was wrong." Tang Zhong said with a sad face.He took out a small gift box from his pocket and handed it over, saying: "This is a small gift, specially bought for you. I hope you will not remember the villain's mistakes and spare my life."

"It's good to know you're wrong." Jiao Nanxin said happily after accepting the gift from Tang Zhong.The depression that had been suppressed by this bastard for so long was swept away.She was triumphant and in high spirits, and said, "There is one more crucial question -----"

"what is the problem?"

"I'm really curious. Do you usually go to the men's room or the women's room?"

"-------"

"Say it."

"Mostly go to the men's room."

"That is to say, you also go to the women's bathroom occasionally?"

"I didn't aim randomly---" Tang Zhong quickly explained.

"You secretly photographed it and went back to take a look at it openly?"

"----" This woman always treats her gentleman's belly with a woman's heart.

The old lady came out with the washed fruit and asked with a smile, "What are you two talking about? Are you so happy?"

"I said I envy him so much. I found a job before I graduated---" Jiao Nanxin said, with a hint of ridicule in his words.

"Yes." The old lady said seriously.Old people are always easier to fool. "It's hard to find a job these days. Others can't do it even if they want to be a star. Tang Zhong quietly became a big star ----- everyone has his own life."

"I wish I had an older brother. He also happens to be a star, so I'll take my brother's place and enter the entertainment circle---"

"What are you thinking. Do you think everyone can be Tang Zhong? Study hard. Don't lose your job after graduation."

"It's still Tang Zhong's luck. You probably won't come to class again in the future? Are you here to say goodbye to my grandfather today? Also, who is still studying in school after becoming a big star?"

"Master, come back quickly and save this disciple." Tang Zhong shouted in his heart.

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The big star Tang Zhong is back.

Back to the dormitory of Nantah University.

This information seemed to grow wings, spreading to every corner of the campus in an instant.

First, the boys from the Department of Psychology on the same floor came to visit. Under Tang Zhong's instruction, the door of dormitory 307 was opened wide, allowing anyone to come in and out.Tang Zhong is also very unstarlike, chatting with them, knocking melon seeds, signing pictures, gesticulating with scissors -----

Then the boys from the foreign department upstairs and downstairs came to visit, and Tang Zhong didn't have a star fan to accompany them to chat, talk, knock melon seeds, sign, take pictures, gesture with scissors -----

Then, boys from other departments in other dormitory buildings came to visit, Tang Zhong still didn't have Xing Faner to accompany them to chat, talk, knock melon seeds, sign, take pictures, gesture with scissors -----

In the end, even the girls frantically rushed over, and Tang Zhong couldn't calm down ----- so he accompanied them in a very star-like manner, chatting with them about celebrities, gossip, chatting about interesting things in the circle, and talking about his original intention of saving his sister as a substitute Talk about the troubles that you can't quit now.The girls cried and laughed when they heard it, and quickly became his fans.

In the end, he took pictures with them, but this time he didn't gesture with scissors.He stood in the middle of the dormitory, with a gentle and calm smile on his face, and girls stood on both sides of him.When the photo came out, Tang Zhong realized that a big dark face appeared in the corner of the lens.

I don't know when Hua Ming also squeezed in. Although he only showed his face at the end, he still smiled brightly.Oh, Tang Zhong found Liang Tao again in the crowd----

"It's better for Li Yu to be honest." Tang Zhong thought.Li Yu would not deliberately look for opportunities to go over and take advantage of women.

Li Yu looked and looked at the camera, with regret on his face, and said, "I'm short. I have to stand in the front row next time."

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The next day, Tang Zhong had two psychology classes to attend.

He and Hua Ming didn't go to the classroom early, but sneaked in through the back door after the class bell rang.

However, his low profile did not conceal his incomparably handsome figure.

"Tang Zhong?" Teacher Liu Gaoyuan, who was teaching on the podium, shouted excitedly. "Tang Zhong. It's really Tang Zhong. Tang Zhong is here. Everyone welcomes with applause."

blah blah------

Thus, Tang Zhong once again became the class' pet' and was surrounded by people.

The get out of class bell rings.Tang Zhong wears a hat and goes to the toilet to pee

Just as he took out his little brother, the buddy next to him turned around and saw Tang Zhong standing in the pit next to him, and shouted excitedly: "Tang Zhong---you---you also come to pee yourself ?”

Tang Zhong looked at the steamy wet marks on his pants, and said weakly, "Student, don't aim at me if you're excited, okay?"