hot king

Chapter 67, You think too much!

University life is wonderful.There are military training, a welcome party, a dance every Friday, an English corner, a basketball team, a football team, a literature club, and a movie theater

University life is also boring.Because compared with high school, they suddenly have too much more time to play freely.They don't know what to do with the time, sleeping, dazed, reading novels, falling in love, playing poker, playing games

Hua Ming is fighting landlords in the next bedroom, and the loser has to put a sticker on his face.The faces of the other two were all plastered, and Hua Ming's face took advantage of it. His face had the largest number of stickers, but one eye can still be seen until now.

"Come, come." Hua Ming shouted excitedly. "Hurry up and play the cards. I'm going to go back to accompany my little boy in two rounds. My little girl must be angry that she hasn't seen me for hours."

"Hua Ming. Let's discuss something with you." Li Shanggang from the second class said. "We have a pot, can you borrow your rabbit and use it?" <Heaven is my second life, I would rather let you cut a piece of my butt than let you touch a finger of hers"

"Do rabbits have hands?" Zhang Tao asked with a smile.

"It's not okay to be ashamed of your feet." Hua Ming said resolutely.

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The dormitory door was pushed open vigorously, Liang Tao stuck his head in and shouted, "Boss, hurry up. The second child is blocked at the school gate."

If it were someone else, they would definitely not understand what these words meant.

However, titles such as the eldest and the second are too common in universities.

Hua Ming was shocked, threw the poker cards in his hand on the table, and shouted: "Third brother, don't tell lies. Otherwise, I will smoke you."

"When is this? Will I lie to you about this?" Liang Tao said angrily. "Believe it or not. If you don't go, I will."

After speaking, Liang Tao ran downstairs by himself.

Li Yu's short figure followed behind, and they didn't even have time to close the bedroom door.

"Cao. Who the hell dares to bully my second child." Only then did Hua Ming believe it.After sweeping around the dormitory, he rushed into the bathroom and pulled a mop out.As soon as he stepped on it, the mop of the mop was returned by him.Then he carried the stick and ran outside.

"Who is their second child?" Zhang Tao asked.

"Tang Zhong." Li Shanggang said.

"Damn, isn't that our squad leader? Brothers, go out and have a look."

Hua Ming shouted as he ran, "Third brother, how did you know?"

"Dayan Li called me. . . He said he saw his second child surrounded by people while eating wontons." Liang Tao explained. "Boss, you have a note on your face."

Hua Ming pulled it casually, released his eyes, and said, "It's okay. It looks murderous."

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When they ran out of the school gate, they saw many people rushing to the snack street.

They knew that something happened to Tang Zhong.

So, they sprinted forward even more desperately.

Their running speed is not bad, but when they pulled out the crowd and rushed to the scene, the war was still over.

It was strange to see Tang Zhong coming out of the public toilet.And a group of people gathered outside the toilet, as if they wanted to spy on him to pee.

"Second, are you alright?" Hua Ming ran over with a stick in his hand and asked concerned.

"I'm fine." Tang Zhong said with a smile.Seeing Hua Ming's face covered in sweat, with notes and confetti mixed with sweat on his face, he was very moved.

Liang Tao was also out of breath, and came to ask what happened.Li Yu was even more pitiful. He managed to get there, but he was so tired that he couldn't stand upright, and he didn't even have the strength to speak.These people are all his brothers.

Nantah University is too big, running from the dormitory on the third floor to the school gate in one breath is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Hua Ming saw Li Dapeng and others, and said angrily, "Is that bastard Qiao Lei again?"

"Yes." Tang nodded his head.

Hua Ming's face became vicious, and he said cursingly, "Where's the person? Where's the person? Today I'm going to break that bum's three dog legs."

"Inside." Tang Zhong pointed to the men's toilet behind him.

Hua Ming was taken aback, and said, "What is he doing inside?"

"Maybe I'm thirsty." Tang Zhong said.

Hua Ming didn't understand the subtext in Tang Zhong's words, and when he heard that Qiao Lei was still in the toilet, he rushed in holding the wooden stick.

Liang Tao was worried that Hua Ming alone would not be Qiao Lei's opponent, so he also followed in to help.

Soon, the two backed out.

The expressions of the two were very exciting, but they kept silent in a tacit understanding without talking or asking.

Qiao Lei's friends didn't hear Qiao Lei's voice, and were worried that something might happen to him inside.Not afraid of Tang Zhong's revenge, he ran past him and rushed into the toilet.

Then, they were completely shocked by the scene before them.

They woke up only when the pungent smell of urine hit their faces.

"Brother Lei" they rushed over and pulled out Qiao Lei, who had buried his head in the urinal.

The public toilets were not very clean, and two urinals were blocked, and the urine could not be discharged, and the urinal used to catch urine was filled up.

Tang Zhong had no choice but to stuff Qiao Lei's head into the pit, so he could only throw his face into the urinal.

Qiao Lei's face, nose, eyebrows, and mouth were covered with dark yellow urine, and his hair was soaked in urine and became numb.

As his head was pulled up, the urine on that face flowed down his clothes and pants and the floor, and his whole body exuded a disgusting smell.

His friends are all young people, and they are only young students, how can they endure such stench?

They held their noses one by one and took a few steps back, allowing him to kneel there and retch.

Finally, a smarter guy ran out and bought a few bottles of mineral water, brought them in, unscrewed the bottle caps, and poured it on Qiao Lei's face and hair

One bottle, two bottles, three bottles

Qiao Lei's head became a little cleaner now, but the stench on his body became more intense.

He snatched the last bottle of mineral water from the boy's hand and poured it into his mouth.

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He slammed all the water out of his mouth.

After taking a few more mouthfuls and spraying it out, the uric acid smell in my mouth is still obvious.

I refilled it and found that the water in the bottle was empty.

"Buy again." Qiao Lei shouted.

The boy nodded in agreement and ran out again.

Qiao Lei looked around, feeling sad, and then burst into tears with a 'wow'. < ren.

"Go." Tang Zhong said.

Hua Ming and Liang Tao didn't move, their eyes fixed on the entrance of the men's room.

"Don't look at it. He won't come out for a while." Tang Zhong said.

"Still waiting." Liang Tao said. "Anyway, there's nothing to do when we go back to the dormitory. When he comes out, we'll give him a little applause. You have to know that among the billions of people in China, not everyone has the courage to drink urine."

"How about we go to the opposite side to have some barbecue and drink some beer?" Hua Ming didn't want to miss this good show.Qiao Lei repeatedly made trouble, but this time he took advantage of Tang Zhong's order and brought a large group of people to surround him.Seeing him being reorganized like this by Tang now, they were really happy in their hearts. "Let's go. My treat."

"I've already eaten. I'm not hungry." Tang Zhong refused.He didn't want to stay and be watched like a monkey in a zoo.

"Then drink." Hua Ming begged, pulling Tang Zhong's arm. "Good brother. My dear brother, you just follow us. If I can't see his face when he comes out, I will definitely lose a few pounds."

"You really should lose weight." Tang Zhong poked his wound unceremoniously.

Hua Ming wanted to persuade him again, but suddenly his eyes straightened, and he stared at Tang Zhong's back with a strange expression on his face.

Liang Tao also sensed that something was wrong, and followed Hua Ming's gaze, his pupils dilated and his face was flushed, as if he was drunk.

Tang Zhong turned around and saw Su Shan, who had disappeared just now, reappeared in front of Tang Zhong with a ball bag on his back.

Holding a glass of apple juice in her hand, she was taking small sips and said, "It's over?"

"It's over." Tang Zhong said.

Then, she handed over the glass of juice held in her left hand and said, "You buy me wontons, and I buy you juice."

Tang Zhong took a sip of the juice and could only smile wryly.

Orange juice.Tang Xin's favorite drink.

"I'm going back." Su Shan said.He waved his hand and turned around quickly.

"I'll see you off." Tang Zhong said.

"I'll give it away too." Hua Ming wanted to rush out, but was grabbed by Liang Tao.

"Why are you dragging me?" Hua Ming said angrily. "You don't want to send it?"

"I think so too." Liang Tao said depressingly. "But I don't want to be thrown into the toilet by my second child."

Hua Ming thought about what he saw in the bathroom just now, and couldn't help shivering.

"Is that Su Shan?" Hua Ming asked.

"You don't even know who she is, and you still want to run over to see her off?" Liang Tao said angrily.Seeing this scene made him feel more shocked and horrified than seeing Hua Ming pluck his rabbit hair, wash it, chop it up and make hot pot. How could Su Shan be with Tang Zhong?And even offered to buy juice for him?

"It can't be Su Shan." Hua Ming said. "How could Su Shan like the second child? Think about it, what is so good about the second child? In terms of appearance, he is not as good as you. In terms of temperament, he is not as good as me. In terms of pockets, he is not as good as you. In terms of humor, he is not as good as me." .Talking about the means of chasing girls ----- both of you are inferior to me. Could it be that Su Shan deliberately got in touch with the second child in order to achieve the purpose of getting to know me? I have to say that this girl is too scheming .It multiplied my affection for her."

"You think too much." Liang Tao rolled his eyes and said angrily.