hot king

Chapter 769 : Poor bandit!

Being shameless himself is invincible, but Tang Zhong is under great pressure when others are shameless.

Cai Sanpao's excuse made Tang Zhong sluggish on the spot, his face pale and his body trembling, as if he had done something unscrupulous like stealing someone's daughter-in-law and digging up someone's ancestral grave -----

Listen, listen, what a sincere mountain person.The reason why he robbed #robbery with a knife was just ----- because the people in the mountains were simple, he was embarrassed to negotiate a price increase with himself.

This made Tang Zhong, who puts interests first and pays attention to his brothers, to settle accounts clearly. As a result of his guilt, he became furious, rushed to Cai Sanpao, went to his Xiasanlu and stomped a dozen feet fiercely.

"The reason why you don't take the initiative to increase the price is because the people in the mountains are simple, and the reason why you are vying to molest the girl like a flower is because you are too poor to marry a wife?" Tang Zhong sneered again and again.But, why is it a girl like a flower again?

Although the position he hid just now was some distance away from where these stupid thieves met, Tang Zhong's ears were extremely sensitive, so he naturally heard the content of their conversation clearly.

Hearing that they were actually arguing about who should go to Mount Su first, Tang Zhong was really laughing and angry, this group of bastards who are not big or small, where do I rank?

I have never been on it, what are you fighting for?

Besides, if I have been on it, what else is there for you?

madness!

Cai Sanpao was kicked and injured by Tang Zhong, clutching his crotch and screaming.

However, no matter how loudly he yelled, no one would come to help him.

Because, their current location is Rabbit Mountain.In this deep mountain and old forest, where else is there any human presence other than rabbits?

Although Cai Dapao and Cai Erpao collapsed to the ground weakly, they could still hear the screams of Sanpao.They can't help much, all they can do is to shrink their bodies into the tent as much as possible, and while shrinking, they mutter: You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me, you're so hot, you can't see me—— --

"Yes, yes, yes." Cai Sanpao nodded while crying.Although he thought Tang Zhong's excuse was bad, he could think of even worse excuses than this one, so he could only agree with Tang Zhong's words: "That's the reason. The people in the mountains are poor, and I'm already in my thirties. I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, but when I see the beauty of the big girl, I want to play with it-----howling--"

This time it was none of Tang Zhong's business, it was Su Shan who directly grabbed a burning firewood stick and stabbed it into Cai Sanpao's crotch.

Seeing Su Shan squatting there expressionless, the burning fire stick in his hand was still turning and turning, Tang Zhong felt his scalp numb and his body trembling from the night wind.It was obvious that he stabbed someone else's balls, but his own balls also twitched intermittently.

"Too harsh."

"Ah----ah----ah-----" Cai Sanpao screamed as if he was about to orgasm.

Tang Zhong kicked Cai Sanpao's ass and scolded: "What the hell are you? Is this pain or pleasure?"

"Pain, pain, help - help - help - murder." Cai Sanpao yelled at the top of his lungs.Obviously, the lethality of Su Shan's fire stick is not low.

Tang Zhong looked at Su Shan and said, "Did you smell something burnt?"

Su Shan gouged out Tang Zhong's eyes, and then reluctantly withdrew the fire stick.

Obviously, she even blamed Tang Zhong.

They actually discussed such a nasty thing, but Tang Zhong didn't tell her about it.

Tang Zhong was also wronged by this matter. At that time, he was indeed planning to say something to Su Shan, but after much deliberation, he couldn't figure out what expression to use when he said this.

For example, he said to Su Shan with a smile: Those bandits want to go to #you, and they are arguing about who should be the first.

Still with a serious expression, he said sadly: Those bandits want to go to #you, and they are arguing about who should be the first.

If it were you, how would you say it?

You see, what a difficult technical job this is.

Tang Zhong knelt down and looked at Cai Sanpao, and said, "Did you get hurt a long time ago?"

"How do you know?" Cai Sanpao said, covering his balls.

"How do I know?" Tang Zhong sneered. "Please, I majored in psychology in college, okay? I study the human heart and human nature, okay? The friends I usually deal with are all IQs below [-], and my opponents are all IQs above [-], okay? I don't even take a look at a guy like you, okay?"

Su Shan got angry and said, "Your IQ is not seventy."

"You are an exception, you are an exception." Tang Zhong explained with a smile on his face. "I said these mainly to show my brilliance and martial arts—and also, Huaming Liangtao Wang Aiguo's IQ is indeed lower than [-]. If you don't believe me, go back and give them a test."

"-------" Hua Ming, Liang Tao and Wang Aiguo said that they were also shot while lying down.

Tang Zhong looked at Cai Sanpao again and said, "When I gave you the advance payment, I saw your greedy eyes. However, people are greedy, which is understandable. However, you can carry this backpack clearly, But pretending to be powerless -- what is your purpose? Isn't it just to let me go on the road with a backpack so that I can consume my energy?"

"Also, why are you walking so fast when you climb the mountain? You don't want us to have a chance to breathe? I don't say stop and you don't call stop. Is there a guide like you? Everything you do reveals what you want The vicious thoughts that made us both tired ----- the most hateful thing is that you kept breaking branches all the way to lead the way for those two idiots? Such obvious traces, let alone me, are our teammate Su Shan can also tell at a glance that there is something wrong with you."

"-------"

Tang Zhong patted Cai Sanpao on the cheek, and said: "Bandits must also have the awareness of bandits. The times are developing and technology is advancing, and your methods of robbery must also keep pace with the times. Otherwise, what are we? Let you be robbed or not let you be robbed? Have you ever thought about us poor hostages?"

Cai Sanpao wanted to nod his head and say that it is better to let Jie, but seeing Tang Zhong's sneer and murderous eyes, he quickly changed his words and said: "If you don't let Jie, you can't blame others if you are not good at learning."

"Do you think I killed you or killed you?" Tang Zhong asked.

"Kill me---" Cai Sanpao looked at Tang Zhong in horror, he always felt that his brain was obviously not enough when talking to Tang Zhong.

"killed?"

"Don't. Don't kill me." Cai Sanpao was terrified. "Brother --- no, uncle, grandpa, I was wrong. I shouldn't have thought badly. I don't dare anymore, so you spare my dog's life. I don't want your money, I take the 100 I'll give you back the [-] yuan deposit -- I'll guide you for free, and you'll just treat me as a fart."

"Do you usually look in the mirror?"

"--take pictures every day."

"Since you look in the mirror every day, don't you find that you have an unbelievably silly face? Why should I believe you?"

"I-----"

"It's better to kill it cleanly." Tang Zhong said.

"Don't kill me." Cai Sanpao cried bitterly. "Killing is against the law. Someone saw me going into the mountains with you. If I didn't follow you back, they would call the police. You are a big shot, why get yourself into trouble?"

"It's true." Tang Zhong hesitated. "Then kill them both? No one saw them follow me into the mountain."

Cai Sanpao's throat squirmed, and he said, "It's not good to kill them?"

"Then do you want to kill you or kill them? One or two will always die? Otherwise, my friends and I will be very angry,"

"Kill them." Cai Sanpao said without hesitation.I'm sorry for the big guns, the second guns, and the third guns.

Snapped!

Tang Zhong slapped him on the face, and cursed: "Are they your real brothers? Are they your real brothers? You are such a cruel, heartless, ruthless, heartless dog, without hesitation. Just laying a murderous hand on your own brother, do you still have humanity? Do you still talk about loyalty? You even sold your own brother, why should I trust you?"

"-------" Cai Sanpao burst into tears.Da Pao Er Pao, you are sorry for me.

Tang Zhong scolded for a while, and said viciously: "Give you another chance, who do you want to kill?"

"--------" Cai Sanpao clenched his teeth and refused to speak.Are you an idiot?

Snapped!

Tang Zhong slapped him on the face again, and continued to curse: "You bastard, liar, you just said that you would lead me the way, and now I ask you a simple question and you don't answer it, how can I believe that you will give me a good answer?" Shall I lead the way? Where will I lead the way? To the valley? Since you don’t respect me, then I don’t need to respect you. I won’t kill anyone, but I will kill you——”

"--------" Cai Sanpao cried so hard that he was about to die.

Su Shan frowned and said, "Quickly solve it."

"Don't worry?" Tang Zhong said with a look of reluctance. "He's very funny. How about you come and play too?"

"-------"

The final result was that Tang Zhong didn't kill anyone.

He tied Cai Dapao and Cai Erpao back to back with a rope, and fed Cai Sanpao enough three-step falls that would make him faint for three days and nights, and then he dragged Su Shan into the tent to sleep beautifully Get a good night's sleep.

The next morning, Tang Zhong and Su Shan woke up early.

Su Shan glanced at the three harmless cannons that were sleeping soundly, and said, "What if there is no guide?"

"I am the guide." Tang Zhong said.

"Do you know the way?"

"What do you think I was talking to that idiot along the way?" Tang Zhong said, rolling his eyes. "Since you are going to kill the person, you have to cheat the route out of his mouth first. Be prepared."

"-------" Su Shan looked at the three cannons with pity in his eyes, thinking, to be a modern bandit, the most important thing is to have winks.When you meet someone like Tang Zhong in the future, you should give him a little filial piety and let him go quickly after you kowtow three times.

(ps: Thanks for the rewards and emotional confession of my classmates who have no regrets.)